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Chapter 16: Presidential Candidate DOOM

Wreck-It Ralph was ordering various amounts of TF2 Amiibos when his massive stockpile of unreleased incriminating government documents began burning in trainsawlaser. He unexpectedly expected the unexpected Cortana, and asked about The 72 Hour Summer Summer mapping contest. Kill_the_Bug exceeded the_3_word_limit. Everything fell apart. Now people use the carve tool to make everything power 4 displacements, causing the meltdown from which gods elected Barrack Obama. Then, Donald Trump leapt into jello but failed. It, instead of jello, was the worst ApertureScience Repulsion Gel© under the world. When he finally died for good reasons, captain dignity lost his virginity for twentysix dollars. Furiously he then contemplated his mortal 72 hour entry, unable to fulfill
 
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Chapter 16: Presidential Candidate DOOM

Wreck-It Ralph was ordering various amounts of TF2 Amiibos when his massive stockpile of unreleased incriminating government documents began burning in trainsawlaser. He unexpectedly expected the unexpected Cortana, and asked about The 72 Hour Summer Summer mapping contest. Kill_the_Bug exceeded the_3_word_limit. Everything fell apart. Now people use the carve tool to make everything power 4 displacements, causing the meltdown from which gods elected Barrack Obama. Then, Donald Trump leapt into jello but failed. It, instead of jello, was the worst ApertureScience Repulsion Gel© under the world. When he finally died for good reasons, captain dignity lost his virginity for twentysix dollars. Furiously he then contemplated his mortal 72 hour entry, unable to fulfill the contest rules
 

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Chapter 16: Presidential Candidate DOOM

Wreck-It Ralph was ordering various amounts of TF2 Amiibos when his massive stockpile of unreleased incriminating government documents began burning in trainsawlaser. He unexpectedly expected the unexpected Cortana, and asked about The 72 Hour Summer Summer mapping contest. Kill_the_Bug exceeded the_3_word_limit. Everything fell apart. Now people use the carve tool to make everything power 4 displacements, causing the meltdown from which gods elected Barrack Obama. Then, Donald Trump leapt into jello but failed. It, instead of jello, was the worst ApertureScience Repulsion Gel© under the world. When he finally died for good reasons, captain dignity lost his virginity for twentysix dollars. Furiously he then contemplated his mortal 72 hour entry, unable to fulfill the contest rules the ceo of
 

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Chapter 16: Presidential Candidate DOOM

Wreck-It Ralph was ordering various amounts of TF2 Amiibos when his massive stockpile of unreleased incriminating government documents began burning in trainsawlaser. He unexpectedly expected the unexpected Cortana, and asked about The 72 Hour Summer Summer mapping contest. Kill_the_Bug exceeded the_3_word_limit. Everything fell apart. Now people use the carve tool to make everything power 4 displacements, causing the meltdown from which gods elected Barrack Obama. Then, Donald Trump leapt into jello but failed. It, instead of jello, was the worst ApertureScience Repulsion Gel© under the world. When he finally died for good reasons, captain dignity lost his virginity for twentysix dollars. Furiously he then contemplated his mortal 72 hour entry, unable to fulfill the contest rules the ceo of Big Bill Hell's
 

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Chapter 16: Presidential Candidate DOOM

Wreck-It Ralph was ordering various amounts of TF2 Amiibos when his massive stockpile of unreleased incriminating government documents began burning in trainsawlaser. He unexpectedly expected the unexpected Cortana, and asked about The 72 Hour Summer Summer mapping contest. Kill_the_Bug exceeded the_3_word_limit. Everything fell apart. Now people use the carve tool to make everything power 4 displacements, causing the meltdown from which gods elected Barrack Obama. Then, Donald Trump leapt into jello but failed. It, instead of jello, was the worst ApertureScience Repulsion Gel© under the world. When he finally died for good reasons, captain dignity lost his virginity for twentysix dollars. Furiously he then contemplated his mortal 72 hour entry, unable to fulfill the contest rules the ceo of Big Bill Hell's quit TF2 mapping
 

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Chapter 16: Presidential Candidate DOOM

Wreck-It Ralph was ordering various amounts of TF2 Amiibos when his massive stockpile of unreleased incriminating government documents began burning in trainsawlaser. He unexpectedly expected the unexpected Cortana, and asked about The 72 Hour Summer Summer mapping contest. Kill_the_Bug exceeded the_3_word_limit. Everything fell apart. Now people use the carve tool to make everything power 4 displacements, causing the meltdown from which gods elected Barrack Obama. Then, Donald Trump leapt into jello but failed. It, instead of jello, was the worst ApertureScience Repulsion Gel© under the world. When he finally died for good reasons, captain dignity lost his virginity for twentysix dollars. Furiously he then contemplated his mortal 72 hour entry, unable to fulfill the contest rules the ceo of Big Bill Hell's quit TF2 mapping, and started to
 

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Chapter 16: Presidential Candidate DOOM

Wreck-It Ralph was ordering various amounts of TF2 Amiibos when his massive stockpile of unreleased incriminating government documents began burning in trainsawlaser. He unexpectedly expected the unexpected Cortana, and asked about The 72 Hour Summer Summer mapping contest. Kill_the_Bug exceeded the_3_word_limit. Everything fell apart. Now people use the carve tool to make everything power 4 displacements, causing the meltdown from which gods elected Barrack Obama. Then, Donald Trump leapt into jello but failed. It, instead of jello, was the worst ApertureScience Repulsion Gel© under the world. When he finally died for good reasons, captain dignity lost his virginity for twentysix dollars. Furiously he then contemplated his mortal 72 hour entry, unable to fulfill the contest rules the ceo of Big Bill Hell's quit TF2 mapping, and started to make Minecraft maps

I have actaully no idea how this last sentence is build up.
 

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Chapter 16: Presidential Candidate DOOM

Wreck-It Ralph was ordering various amounts of TF2 Amiibos when his massive stockpile of unreleased incriminating government documents began burning in trainsawlaser. He unexpectedly expected the unexpected Cortana, and asked about The 72 Hour Summer Summer mapping contest. Kill_the_Bug exceeded the_3_word_limit. Everything fell apart. Now people use the carve tool to make everything power 4 displacements, causing the meltdown from which gods elected Barrack Obama. Then, Donald Trump leapt into jello but failed. It, instead of jello, was the worst ApertureScience Repulsion Gel© under the world. When he finally died for good reasons, captain dignity lost his virginity for twentysix dollars. Furiously he then contemplated his mortal 72 hour entry, unable to fulfill the contest rules the ceo of Big Bill Hell's quit TF2 mapping, and started to make Minecraft maps inspired by the
 

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Chapter 16: Presidential Candidate DOOM

Wreck-It Ralph was ordering various amounts of TF2 Amiibos when his massive stockpile of unreleased incriminating government documents began burning in trainsawlaser. He unexpectedly expected the unexpected Cortana, and asked about The 72 Hour Summer Summer mapping contest. Kill_the_Bug exceeded the_3_word_limit. Everything fell apart. Now people use the carve tool to make everything power 4 displacements, causing the meltdown from which gods elected Barrack Obama. Then, Donald Trump leapt into jello but failed. It, instead of jello, was the worst ApertureScience Repulsion Gel© under the world. When he finally died for good reasons, captain dignity lost his virginity for twentysix dollars. Furiously he then contemplated his mortal 72 hour entry, unable to fulfill the contest rules the ceo of Big Bill Hell's quit TF2 mapping, and started to make Minecraft maps inspired by the fifth dimensional rip.
 

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Chapter 16: Presidential Candidate DOOM

Wreck-It Ralph was ordering various amounts of TF2 Amiibos when his massive stockpile of unreleased incriminating government documents began burning in trainsawlaser. He unexpectedly expected the unexpected Cortana, and asked about The 72 Hour Summer Summer mapping contest. Kill_the_Bug exceeded the_3_word_limit. Everything fell apart. Now people use the carve tool to make everything power 4 displacements, causing the meltdown from which gods elected Barrack Obama. Then, Donald Trump leapt into jello but failed. It, instead of jello, was the worst ApertureScience Repulsion Gel© under the world. When he finally died for good reasons, captain dignity lost his virginity for twentysix dollars. Furiously he then contemplated his mortal 72 hour entry, unable to fulfill the contest rules the ceo of Big Bill Hell's quit TF2 mapping, and started to make Minecraft maps inspired by the fifth dimensional rip. It failed again.
 

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Chapter 16: Presidential Candidate DOOM

Wreck-It Ralph was ordering various amounts of TF2 Amiibos when his massive stockpile of unreleased incriminating government documents began burning in trainsawlaser. He unexpectedly expected the unexpected Cortana, and asked about The 72 Hour Summer Summer mapping contest. Kill_the_Bug exceeded the_3_word_limit. Everything fell apart. Now people use the carve tool to make everything power 4 displacements, causing the meltdown from which gods elected Barrack Obama. Then, Donald Trump leapt into jello but failed. It, instead of jello, was the worst ApertureScience Repulsion Gel© under the world. When he finally died for good reasons, captain dignity lost his virginity for twentysix dollars. Furiously he then contemplated his mortal 72 hour entry, unable to fulfill the contest rules the ceo of Big Bill Hell's quit TF2 mapping, and started to make Minecraft maps inspired by the fifth dimensional rip. It failed again. So, he gave
 
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Chapter 16: Presidential Candidate DOOM

Wreck-It Ralph was ordering various amounts of TF2 Amiibos when his massive stockpile of unreleased incriminating government documents began burning in trainsawlaser. He unexpectedly expected the unexpected Cortana, and asked about The 72 Hour Summer Summer mapping contest. Kill_the_Bug exceeded the_3_word_limit. Everything fell apart. Now people use the carve tool to make everything power 4 displacements, causing the meltdown from which gods elected Barrack Obama. Then, Donald Trump leapt into jello but failed. It, instead of jello, was the worst ApertureScience Repulsion Gel© under the world. When he finally died for good reasons, captain dignity lost his virginity for twentysix dollars. Furiously he then contemplated his mortal 72 hour entry, unable to fulfill the contest rules the ceo of Big Bill Hell's quit TF2 mapping, and started to make Minecraft maps inspired by the fifth dimensional rip. It failed again. So, he gave a big pickle
 

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Chapter 16: Presidential Candidate DOOM

Wreck-It Ralph was ordering various amounts of TF2 Amiibos when his massive stockpile of unreleased incriminating government documents began burning in trainsawlaser. He unexpectedly expected the unexpected Cortana, and asked about The 72 Hour Summer Summer mapping contest. Kill_the_Bug exceeded the_3_word_limit. Everything fell apart. Now people use the carve tool to make everything power 4 displacements, causing the meltdown from which gods elected Barrack Obama. Then, Donald Trump leapt into jello but failed. It, instead of jello, was the worst ApertureScience Repulsion Gel© under the world. When he finally died for good reasons, captain dignity lost his virginity for twentysix dollars. Furiously he then contemplated his mortal 72 hour entry, unable to fulfill the contest rules the ceo of Big Bill Hell's quit TF2 mapping, and started to make Minecraft maps inspired by the fifth dimensional rip. It failed again. So, he gave a big pickle in a box.
 

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Chapter 16: Presidential Candidate DOOM

Wreck-It Ralph was ordering various amounts of TF2 Amiibos when his massive stockpile of unreleased incriminating government documents began burning in trainsawlaser. He unexpectedly expected the unexpected Cortana, and asked about The 72 Hour Summer Summer mapping contest. Kill_the_Bug exceeded the_3_word_limit. Everything fell apart. Now people use the carve tool to make everything power 4 displacements, causing the meltdown from which gods elected Barrack Obama. Then, Donald Trump leapt into jello but failed. It, instead of jello, was the worst ApertureScience Repulsion Gel© under the world. When he finally died for good reasons, captain dignity lost his virginity for twentysix dollars. Furiously he then contemplated his mortal 72 hour entry. Unable to fulfill the contest rules the ceo of Big Bill Hell's quit TF2 mapping and started to make Minecraft maps inspired by the fifth dimensional rip. It failed again. So, he gave a big pickle in a box the 'stink'.

Round 17: Chapter 17


EDIT: Cleaned up Chapter 16s grammar
 
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Round 17: Chapter 17

It was Overtime, and Spy was not sapping a
 

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Round 17: Chapter 17

It was Overtime, and Spy was not sapping a sentry that was
 

UKCS-Alias

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Round 17: Chapter 17

It was Overtime, and Spy was not sapping a sentry that was making pan sounds.
 

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Round 17: Chapter 17

It was Overtime, and Spy was not sapping a sentry that was making pan sounds. The problem was