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Empyre

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Chapter 13: Dan.K.Memes

Mr P.I. Staker stole steak pies from Barry White's Fudgetastic Pie Parlor. The Baron of hill valley was a morbidly obese man named Dan K. Memes. Dan hated Mr. Staker, because his wallaby escalated quickly towards the peak of Jimmies career, which has caused Barry Steakfries much worry. Part of the effects of premature map compiling is cp_orange_x3. which never was going to play well, is currently building cubemaps. These cubemaps obviously aren't even cubes or maps, so
 

Vincent

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Chapter 13: Dan.K.Memes

Mr P.I. Staker stole steak pies from Barry White's Fudgetastic Pie Parlor. The Baron of hill valley was a morbidly obese man named Dan K. Memes. Dan hated Mr. Staker, because his wallaby escalated quickly towards the peak of Jimmies career, which has caused Barry Steakfries much worry. Part of the effects of premature map compiling is cp_orange_x3. which never was going to play well, is currently building cubemaps. These cubemaps obviously aren't even cubes or maps, so why bother building
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
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Mar 6, 2013
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Chapter 13: Dan.K.Memes

Mr P.I. Staker stole steak pies from Barry White's Fudgetastic Pie Parlor. The Baron of hill valley was a morbidly obese man named Dan K. Memes. Dan hated Mr. Staker, because his wallaby escalated quickly towards the peak of Jimmies career, which has caused Barry Steakfries much worry. Part of the effects of premature map compiling is cp_orange_x3. which never was going to play well, is currently building cubemaps. These cubemaps obviously aren't even cubes or maps, so why bother building a cult following?
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
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Oct 11, 2013
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Chapter 13: Dan.K.Memes

Mr P.I. Staker stole steak pies from Barry White's Fudgetastic Pie Parlor. The Baron of hill valley was a morbidly obese man named Dan K. Memes. Dan hated Mr. Staker, because his wallaby escalated quickly towards the peak of Jimmies career, which has caused Barry Steakfries much worry. Part of the effects of premature map compiling is cp_orange_x3. which never was going to play well, is currently building cubemaps. These cubemaps obviously aren't even cubes or maps, so why bother building a cult following? The power of
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
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Mar 6, 2013
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627
Chapter 13: Dan.K.Memes

Mr P.I. Staker stole steak pies from Barry White's Fudgetastic Pie Parlor. The Baron of hill valley was a morbidly obese man named Dan K. Memes. Dan hated Mr. Staker, because his wallaby escalated quickly towards the peak of Jimmies career, which has caused Barry Steakfries much worry. Part of the effects of premature map compiling is cp_orange_x3. which never was going to play well, is currently building cubemaps. These cubemaps obviously aren't even cubes or maps, so why bother building a cult following? The power of Warlock Skull Power
 

Kube

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Chapter 13: Dan.K.Memes

Mr P.I. Staker stole steak pies from Barry White's Fudgetastic Pie Parlor. The Baron of hill valley was a morbidly obese man named Dan K. Memes. Dan hated Mr. Staker, because his wallaby escalated quickly towards the peak of Jimmies career, which has caused Barry Steakfries much worry. Part of the effects of premature map compiling is cp_orange_x3. which never was going to play well, is currently building cubemaps. These cubemaps obviously aren't even cubes or maps, so why bother building a cult following? The power of Warlock Skull Power made HQDefault come
 

Vincent

&#128296 Grandmaster Lizard Wizard Jedi &#128296
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Sep 5, 2009
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Chapter 13: Dan.K.Memes

Mr P.I. Staker stole steak pies from Barry White's Fudgetastic Pie Parlor. The Baron of hill valley was a morbidly obese man named Dan K. Memes. Dan hated Mr. Staker, because his wallaby escalated quickly towards the peak of Jimmies career, which has caused Barry Steakfries much worry. Part of the effects of premature map compiling is cp_orange_x3. which never was going to play well, is currently building cubemaps. These cubemaps obviously aren't even cubes or maps, so why bother building a cult following? The power of Warlock Skull Power made HQDefault come and start anew.
 

Zed

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Aug 7, 2014
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Chapter 13: Dan.K.Memes

Mr P.I. Staker stole steak pies from Barry White's Fudgetastic Pie Parlor. The Baron of hill valley was a morbidly obese man named Dan K. Memes. Dan hated Mr. Staker, because his wallaby escalated quickly towards the peak of Jimmies career, which has caused Barry Steakfries much worry. Part of the effects of premature map compiling is cp_orange_x3. which never was going to play well, is currently building cubemaps. These cubemaps obviously aren't even cubes or maps, so why bother building a cult following? The power of Warlock Skull Power made HQDefault come and start anew. Gross.

That's it.
 

Kraken

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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption
 

Zed

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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created
 

Anreol

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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and
 

Vel0city

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Chapter 14: Faptain reaches shore!

And died instantly from the consumption of several hundred thousand billion trillion million, two hundred seventy-seven cans of canned ass. Which was created by Shrek and his chief assassin Private Twinkletoes III.