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Chapter 6: Recovery

From losing in a game of falling down stairs, to killing his fuzzy monkey, Frozen started to act as if molten ice was flowing down his pants. Thankfully for him Kraken was Ninja'd! He was blinded by science, so he cannot see. Everything after this Capture Point Entity was left uncaptured, because entire team is babies, so as to deter the llamas from the little Moon that's actually rd_astroid with James Bond's face printed on a chocolate cake of 007cm. Now, sadly the cake didn't have any hot dogs, so
 

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Chapter 6: Recovery

From losing in a game of falling down stairs, to killing his fuzzy monkey, Frozen started to act as if molten ice was flowing down his pants. Thankfully for him Kraken was Ninja'd! He was blinded by science, so he cannot see. Everything after this Capture Point Entity was left uncaptured, because entire team is babies, so as to deter the llamas from the little Moon that's actually rd_astroid with James Bond's face printed on a chocolate cake of 007cm. Now, sadly the cake didn't have any hot dogs, so it began to
 
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Chapter 6: Recovery

From losing in a game of falling down stairs, to killing his fuzzy monkey, Frozen started to act as if molten ice was flowing down his pants. Thankfully for him Kraken was Ninja'd! He was blinded by science, so he cannot see. Everything after this Capture Point Entity was left uncaptured, because entire team is babies, so as to deter the llamas from the little Moon that's actually rd_astroid with James Bond's face printed on a chocolate cake of 007cm. Now, sadly the cake didn't have any hot dogs, so it began to relish the relish
 

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Chapter 6: Recovery

From losing in a game of falling down stairs, to killing his fuzzy monkey, Frozen started to act as if molten ice was flowing down his pants. Thankfully for him Kraken was Ninja'd! He was blinded by science, so he cannot see. Everything after this Capture Point Entity was left uncaptured, because entire team is babies, so as to deter the llamas from the little Moon that's actually rd_astroid with James Bond's face printed on a chocolate cake of 007cm. Now, sadly the cake didn't have any hot dogs, so it began to relish the relish upon Mount Killimanjaro
 

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Chapter 6: Recovery

From losing in a game of falling down stairs, to killing his fuzzy monkey, Frozen started to act as if molten ice was flowing down his pants. Thankfully for him Kraken was Ninja'd! He was blinded by science, so he cannot see. Everything after this Capture Point Entity was left uncaptured, because entire team is babies, so as to deter the llamas from the little Moon that's actually rd_astroid with James Bond's face printed on a chocolate cake of 007cm. Now, sadly the cake didn't have any hot dogs, so it began to relish the relish upon Mount Killimanjaro with futile resistance.
 

Vel0city

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Chapter 6: Recovery

From losing in a game of falling down stairs, to killing his fuzzy monkey, Frozen started to act as if molten ice was flowing down his pants. Thankfully for him Kraken was Ninja'd! He was blinded by science, so he cannot see. Everything after this Capture Point Entity was left uncaptured, because entire team is babies, so as to deter the llamas from the little Moon that's actually rd_astroid with James Bond's face printed on a chocolate cake of 007cm. Now, sadly the cake didn't have any hot dogs, so it began to relish the relish upon Mount Killimanjaro with futile resistance.

"Pick a God"."Sorry, time's up,
 
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Chapter 6: Recovery

From losing in a game of falling down stairs, to killing his fuzzy monkey, Frozen started to act as if molten ice was flowing down his pants. Thankfully for him Kraken was Ninja'd! He was blinded by science, so he cannot see. Everything after this Capture Point Entity was left uncaptured, because entire team is babies, so as to deter the llamas from the little Moon that's actually rd_astroid with James Bond's face printed on a chocolate cake of 007cm. Now, sadly the cake didn't have any hot dogs, so it began to relish the relish upon Mount Killimanjaro with futile resistance.

"Pick a God"."Sorry, time's up, God Quota Expired!
 

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Chapter 6: Recovery

From losing in a game of falling down stairs, to killing his fuzzy monkey, Frozen started to act as if molten ice was flowing down his pants. Thankfully for him Kraken was Ninja'd! He was blinded by science, so he cannot see. Everything after this Capture Point Entity was left uncaptured, because entire team is babies, so as to deter the llamas from the little Moon that's actually rd_astroid with James Bond's face printed on a chocolate cake of 007cm. Now, sadly the cake didn't have any hot dogs, so it began to relish the relish upon Mount Killimanjaro with futile resistance.

"Pick a Nicolas Cage." "Sorry, time's up, Nicolas Cage Quota Expired!" Interrupted Nicholas Cage.



(I'm hi-jacking this story because I have a "God" to "Nicholas Cage" addon installed and it's amazing)
 
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Wait a sec - you have a Nicolas Cage Add on?? Dude you need to upgrade to the Chuck Norris Special - it beats everything even when it doesn't want to be beat!

Chapter 7: Teletubbies.
The dawn of Chuck Norris!
 

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Chapter 7: Teletubbies.
The dawn of Chuck Norris! Steam Summer Sale! Why are we
 

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The dawn of Chuck Norris! Steam Summer Sale! Why are we on this Earth?
 

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Chapter 7: Teletubbies.
The dawn of Chuck Norris! Steam Summer Sale! Why are we on this Earth? Because we don't forfeit our lunch on the Moon,
 
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Chapter 7: Teletubbies.
The dawn of Chuck Norris! Steam Summer Sale! Why are we on this Earth? Because we don't forfeit our lunch on the Moon, or Chuck Norris!
 

Vel0city

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Chapter 7: Teletubbies.
The dawn of Chuck Norris! Steam Summer Sale! Why are we on this Earth? Because we don't forfeit our lunch on the Moon, or Chuck Norris!
Pootis Pootis Poot, pizzabubble pizzabubble whee and Tinky Winky
 

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Chapter 7: Teletubbies.
The dawn of Chuck Norris! Steam Summer Sale! Why are we on this Earth? Because we don't forfeit our lunch on the Moon, or Chuck Norris!
Pootis Pootis Poot, pizzabubble pizzabubble whee and Tinky Winky all set out
 

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Chapter 7: Teletubbies.
The dawn of Chuck Norris! Steam Summer Sale! Why are we on this Earth? Because we don't forfeit our lunch on the Moon, or Chuck Norris!
Pootis Pootis Poot, pizzabubble pizzabubble whee and Tinky Winky all set out for the windmill.