3 word story

[Bunbun]

Chapter 7: Teletubbies.
The dawn of Chuck Norris! Steam Summer Sale! Why are we on this Earth? Because we don't forfeit our lunch on the Moon, or Chuck Norris!
Pootis Pootis Poot, pizzabubble pizzabubble whee and Tinky Winky all set out for the windmill.
"Why that Sun look like unicorn?" said the unicorn to the ogre.
"Who cares?" replied Donkey. "How about a Chuck Norris up your rear?"
"Ah, no thanks, I already have submitted my general rear area to Chuck Norris Bingo. Nicolas Cage is hot," replied Tinky Winky and then suddenly: pineapples!
"What shits out Chinese firecrackers?" asked Lee to Pootis. "And where's Miss Pauling?" said a very irritable Wayne Brady."
Suddenly, in flew

 

[Zed]

Chapter 7: Teletubbies.
The dawn of Chuck Norris! Steam Summer Sale! Why are we on this Earth? Because we don't forfeit our lunch on the Moon, or Chuck Norris!
Pootis Pootis Poot, pizzabubble pizzabubble whee and Tinky Winky all set out for the windmill.
"Why that Sun look like unicorn?" said the unicorn to the ogre.
"Who cares?" replied Donkey. "How about a Chuck Norris up your rear?"
"Ah, no thanks, I already have submitted my general rear area to Chuck Norris Bingo. Nicolas Cage is hot," replied Tinky Winky and then suddenly: pineapples!
"What shits out Chinese firecrackers?" asked Lee to Pootis. "And where's Miss Pauling?" said a very irritable Wayne Brady."
Suddenly, in flew Barraco Barner, the

 

[Empyre]

Chapter 7: Teletubbies.
The dawn of Chuck Norris! Steam Summer Sale! Why are we on this Earth? Because we don't forfeit our lunch on the Moon, or Chuck Norris!
Pootis Pootis Poot, pizzabubble pizzabubble whee and Tinky Winky all set out for the windmill.
"Why that Sun look like unicorn?" said the unicorn to the ogre.
"Who cares?" replied Donkey. "How about a Chuck Norris up your rear?"
"Ah, no thanks, I already have submitted my general rear area to Chuck Norris Bingo. Nicolas Cage is hot," replied Tinky Winky and then suddenly: pineapples!
"What shits out Chinese firecrackers?" asked Lee to Pootis. "And where's Miss Pauling?" said a very irritable Wayne Brady."
Suddenly, in flew Barraco Barner, the only one who

 

[Vincent]

Chapter 7: Teletubbies.
The dawn of Chuck Norris! Steam Summer Sale! Why are we on this Earth? Because we don't forfeit our lunch on the Moon, or Chuck Norris!
Pootis Pootis Poot, pizzabubble pizzabubble whee and Tinky Winky all set out for the windmill.
"Why that Sun look like unicorn?" said the unicorn to the ogre.
"Who cares?" replied Donkey. "How about a Chuck Norris up your rear?"
"Ah, no thanks, I already have submitted my general rear area to Chuck Norris Bingo. Nicolas Cage is hot," replied Tinky Winky and then suddenly: pineapples!
"What shits out Chinese firecrackers?" asked Lee to Pootis. "And where's Miss Pauling?" said a very irritable Wayne Brady.
Suddenly in flew Barraco Barner, the only one who can eat it in time. Still

 

[radarhead]

Chapter 7: Teletubbies.
The dawn of Chuck Norris! Steam Summer Sale! Why are we on this Earth? Because we don't forfeit our lunch on the Moon, or Chuck Norris!
Pootis Pootis Poot, pizzabubble pizzabubble whee and Tinky Winky all set out for the windmill.
"Why that Sun look like unicorn?" said the unicorn to the ogre.
"Who cares?" replied Donkey. "How about a Chuck Norris up your rear?"
"Ah, no thanks, I already have submitted my general rear area to Chuck Norris Bingo. Nicolas Cage is hot," replied Tinky Winky and then suddenly: pineapples!
"What shits out Chinese firecrackers?" asked Lee to Pootis. "And where's Miss Pauling?" said a very irritable Wayne Brady.
Suddenly in flew Barraco Barner, the only one who can eat it in time. Still raining sandwichs outside, the sand witches

 

[Vincent]

Chapter 7: Teletubbies.
The dawn of Chuck Norris! Steam Summer Sale! Why are we on this Earth? Because we don't forfeit our lunch on the Moon, or Chuck Norris!
Pootis Pootis Poot, pizzabubble pizzabubble whee and Tinky Winky all set out for the windmill.
"Why that Sun look like unicorn?" said the unicorn to the ogre.
"Who cares?" replied Donkey. "How about a Chuck Norris up your rear?"
"Ah, no thanks, I already have submitted my general rear area to Chuck Norris Bingo. Nicolas Cage is hot," replied Tinky Winky and then suddenly: pineapples!
"What shits out Chinese firecrackers?" asked Lee to Pootis. "And where's Miss Pauling?" said a very irritable Wayne Brady.
Suddenly in flew Barraco Barner, the only one who can eat it in time. Still raining sandvichs outside, the sand witches couldn't believe their

 

[Kraken]

Chapter 7: Teletubbies.
The dawn of Chuck Norris! Steam Summer Sale! Why are we on this Earth? Because we don't forfeit our lunch on the Moon, or Chuck Norris!
Pootis Pootis Poot, pizzabubble pizzabubble whee and Tinky Winky all set out for the windmill.
"Why that Sun look like unicorn?" said the unicorn to the ogre.
"Who cares?" replied Donkey. "How about a Chuck Norris up your rear?"
"Ah, no thanks, I already have submitted my general rear area to Chuck Norris Bingo. Nicolas Cage is hot," replied Tinky Winky and then suddenly: pineapples!
"What shits out Chinese firecrackers?" asked Lee to Pootis. "And where's Miss Pauling?" said a very irritable Wayne Brady.
Suddenly in flew Barraco Barner, the only one who can eat it in time. Still raining sandvichs outside, the sand witches couldn't believe their delicious olive eyes

 

[Vel0city]

Chapter 7: Teletubbies.
The dawn of Chuck Norris! Steam Summer Sale! Why are we on this Earth? Because we don't forfeit our lunch on the Moon, or Chuck Norris!
Pootis Pootis Poot, pizzabubble pizzabubble whee and Tinky Winky all set out for the windmill.
"Why that Sun look like unicorn?" said the unicorn to the ogre.
"Who cares?" replied Donkey. "How about a Chuck Norris up your rear?"
"Ah, no thanks, I already have submitted my general rear area to Chuck Norris Bingo. Nicolas Cage is hot," replied Tinky Winky and then suddenly: pineapples!
"What shits out Chinese firecrackers?" asked Lee to Pootis. "And where's Miss Pauling?" said a very irritable Wayne Brady.
Suddenly in flew Barraco Barner, the only one who can eat it in time. Still raining sandvichs outside, the sand witches couldn't believe their delicious olive eyes. "What a world"

 

[Anreol]

Chapter 7: Teletubbies.
The dawn of Chuck Norris! Steam Summer Sale! Why are we on this Earth? Because we don't forfeit our lunch on the Moon, or Chuck Norris!
Pootis Pootis Poot, pizzabubble pizzabubble whee and Tinky Winky all set out for the windmill.
"Why that Sun look like unicorn?" said the unicorn to the ogre.
"Who cares?" replied Donkey. "How about a Chuck Norris up your rear?"
"Ah, no thanks, I already have submitted my general rear area to Chuck Norris Bingo. Nicolas Cage is hot," replied Tinky Winky and then suddenly: pineapples!
"What shits out Chinese firecrackers?" asked Lee to Pootis. "And where's Miss Pauling?" said a very irritable Wayne Brady.
Suddenly in flew Barraco Barner, the only one who can eat it in time. Still raining sandwichs outside, the sand witches couldn't believe their delicious olive eyes. "What a world, raining sandwichs... really?

 

[Vel0city]

Chapter 7: Teletubbies.
The dawn of Chuck Norris! Steam Summer Sale! Why are we on this Earth? Because we don't forfeit our lunch on the Moon, or Chuck Norris!
Pootis Pootis Poot, pizzabubble pizzabubble whee and Tinky Winky all set out for the windmill.
"Why that Sun look like unicorn?" said the unicorn to the ogre.
"Who cares?" replied Donkey. "How about a Chuck Norris up your rear?"
"Ah, no thanks, I already have submitted my general rear area to Chuck Norris Bingo. Nicolas Cage is hot," replied Tinky Winky and then suddenly: pineapples!
"What shits out Chinese firecrackers?" asked Lee to Pootis. "And where's Miss Pauling?" said a very irritable Wayne Brady.
Suddenly in flew Barraco Barner, the only one who can eat it in time. Still raining sandwichs outside, the sand witches couldn't believe their delicious olive eyes. "What a world, raining sandwichs... really? Can't you just

 

[Zed]

Chapter 7: Teletubbies.
The dawn of Chuck Norris! Steam Summer Sale! Why are we on this Earth? Because we don't forfeit our lunch on the Moon, or Chuck Norris!
Pootis Pootis Poot, pizzabubble pizzabubble whee and Tinky Winky all set out for the windmill.
"Why that Sun look like unicorn?" said the unicorn to the ogre.
"Who cares?" replied Donkey. "How about a Chuck Norris up your rear?"
"Ah, no thanks, I already have submitted my general rear area to Chuck Norris Bingo. Nicolas Cage is hot," replied Tinky Winky and then suddenly: pineapples!
"What shits out Chinese firecrackers?" asked Lee to Pootis. "And where's Miss Pauling?" said a very irritable Wayne Brady.
Suddenly in flew Barraco Barner, the only one who can eat it in time. Still raining sandwichs outside, the sand witches couldn't believe their delicious olive eyes. "What a world, raining sandwichs... really? Can't you just pluralize "sandwich" correctly?

 

[radarhead]

Chapter 7: Teletubbies.
The dawn of Chuck Norris! Steam Summer Sale! Why are we on this Earth? Because we don't forfeit our lunch on the Moon, or Chuck Norris!
Pootis Pootis Poot, pizzabubble pizzabubble whee and Tinky Winky all set out for the windmill.
"Why that Sun look like unicorn?" said the unicorn to the ogre.
"Who cares?" replied Donkey. "How about a Chuck Norris up your rear?"
"Ah, no thanks, I already have submitted my general rear area to Chuck Norris Bingo. Nicolas Cage is hot," replied Tinky Winky and then suddenly: pineapples!
"What shits out Chinese firecrackers?" asked Lee to Pootis. "And where's Miss Pauling?" said a very irritable Wayne Brady.
Suddenly in flew Barraco Barner, the only one who can eat it in time. Still raining sandwichs outside, the sand witches couldn't believe their delicious olive eyes. "What a world, raining sandwichs... really? Can't you just pluralize "sandwich" correctly? Can't you find

 

[Vincent]

Chapter 7: Teletubbies.
The dawn of Chuck Norris! Steam Summer Sale! Why are we on this Earth? Because we don't forfeit our lunch on the Moon, or Chuck Norris!
Pootis Pootis Poot, pizzabubble pizzabubble whee and Tinky Winky all set out for the windmill.
"Why that Sun look like unicorn?" said the unicorn to the ogre.
"Who cares?" replied Donkey. "How about a Chuck Norris up your rear?"
"Ah, no thanks, I already have submitted my general rear area to Chuck Norris Bingo. Nicolas Cage is hot," replied Tinky Winky and then suddenly: pineapples!
"What shits out Chinese firecrackers?" asked Lee to Pootis. "And where's Miss Pauling?" said a very irritable Wayne Brady.
Suddenly in flew Barraco Barner, the only one who can eat it in time. Still raining sandwichs outside, the sand witches couldn't believe their delicious olive eyes. "What a world, raining sandwichs... really? Can't you just pluralize "sandwich" correctly? Can't you find an end to

 

[Anreol]

Chapter 7: Teletubbies.
The dawn of Chuck Norris! Steam Summer Sale! Why are we on this Earth? Because we don't forfeit our lunch on the Moon, or Chuck Norris!
Pootis Pootis Poot, pizzabubble pizzabubble whee and Tinky Winky all set out for the windmill.
"Why that Sun look like unicorn?" said the unicorn to the ogre.
"Who cares?" replied Donkey. "How about a Chuck Norris up your rear?"
"Ah, no thanks, I already have submitted my general rear area to Chuck Norris Bingo. Nicolas Cage is hot," replied Tinky Winky and then suddenly: pineapples!
"What shits out Chinese firecrackers?" asked Lee to Pootis. "And where's Miss Pauling?" said a very irritable Wayne Brady.
Suddenly in flew Barraco Barner, the only one who can eat it in time. Still raining sandwichs outside, the sand witches couldn't believe their delicious olive eyes. "What a world, raining sandwichs... really? Can't you just pluralize "sandwich" correctly? Can't you find an end to this hell? Its






Well played about "pluralize sandwich"

 

[Zed]

Fixing it kind of ruins the joke.

 

[Empyre]

Chapter 7: Teletubbies.
The dawn of Chuck Norris! Steam Summer Sale! Why are we on this Earth? Because we don't forfeit our lunch on the Moon, or Chuck Norris!
Pootis Pootis Poot, pizzabubble pizzabubble whee and Tinky Winky all set out for the windmill.
"Why that Sun look like unicorn?" said the unicorn to the ogre.
"Who cares?" replied Donkey. "How about a Chuck Norris up your rear?"
"Ah, no thanks, I already have submitted my general rear area to Chuck Norris Bingo. Nicolas Cage is hot," replied Tinky Winky and then suddenly: pineapples!
"What shits out Chinese firecrackers?" asked Lee to Pootis. "And where's Miss Pauling?" said a very irritable Wayne Brady.
Suddenly in flew Barraco Barner, the only one who can eat it in time. Still raining sandwichs outside, the sand witches couldn't believe their delicious olive eyes. "What a world, raining sandwichs... really? Can't you just pluralize "sandwich" correctly? Can't you find an end to this hell? It's beginning to be

 

[Vel0city]

Chapter 7: Teletubbies.
The dawn of Chuck Norris! Steam Summer Sale! Why are we on this Earth? Because we don't forfeit our lunch on the Moon, or Chuck Norris!
Pootis Pootis Poot, pizzabubble pizzabubble whee and Tinky Winky all set out for the windmill.
"Why that Sun look like unicorn?" said the unicorn to the ogre.
"Who cares?" replied Donkey. "How about a Chuck Norris up your rear?"
"Ah, no thanks, I already have submitted my general rear area to Chuck Norris Bingo. Nicolas Cage is hot," replied Tinky Winky and then suddenly: pineapples!
"What shits out Chinese firecrackers?" asked Lee to Pootis. "And where's Miss Pauling?" said a very irritable Wayne Brady.
Suddenly in flew Barraco Barner, the only one who can eat it in time. Still raining sandwichs outside, the sand witches couldn't believe their delicious olive eyes. "What a world, raining sandwichs... really? Can't you just pluralize "sandwich" correctly? Can't you find an end to this hell? It's beginning to be mildly uncomfortable here.

 

[Bunbun]

Chapter 7: Teletubbies.
The dawn of Chuck Norris! Steam Summer Sale! Why are we on this Earth? Because we don't forfeit our lunch on the Moon, or Chuck Norris!
Pootis Pootis Poot, pizzabubble pizzabubble whee and Tinky Winky all set out for the windmill.
"Why that Sun look like unicorn?" said the unicorn to the ogre.
"Who cares?" replied Donkey. "How about a Chuck Norris up your rear?"
"Ah, no thanks, I already have submitted my general rear area to Chuck Norris Bingo. Nicolas Cage is hot," replied Tinky Winky and then suddenly: pineapples!
"What shits out Chinese firecrackers?" asked Lee to Pootis. "And where's Miss Pauling?" said a very irritable Wayne Brady.
Suddenly in flew Barraco Barner, the only one who can eat it in time. Still raining sandwichs outside, the sand witches couldn't believe their delicious olive eyes. "What a world, raining sandwichs... really? Can't you just pluralize "sandwich" correctly? Can't you find an end to this hell? It's beginning to be mildly uncomfortable here.
Which kills us

 

[Empyre]

Chapter 7: Teletubbies.
The dawn of Chuck Norris! Steam Summer Sale! Why are we on this Earth? Because we don't forfeit our lunch on the Moon, or Chuck Norris!
Pootis Pootis Poot, pizzabubble pizzabubble whee and Tinky Winky all set out for the windmill.
"Why that Sun look like unicorn?" said the unicorn to the ogre.
"Who cares?" replied Donkey. "How about a Chuck Norris up your rear?"
"Ah, no thanks, I already have submitted my general rear area to Chuck Norris Bingo. Nicolas Cage is hot," replied Tinky Winky and then suddenly: pineapples!
"What shits out Chinese firecrackers?" asked Lee to Pootis. "And where's Miss Pauling?" said a very irritable Wayne Brady.
Suddenly in flew Barraco Barner, the only one who can eat it in time. Still raining sandwichs outside, the sand witches couldn't believe their delicious olive eyes. "What a world, raining sandwichs... really? Can't you just pluralize "sandwich" correctly? Can't you find an end to this hell? It's beginning to be mildly uncomfortable here.
Which kills us when we try

 

[Kraken]

Chapter 7: Teletubbies.
The dawn of Chuck Norris! Steam Summer Sale! Why are we on this Earth? Because we don't forfeit our lunch on the Moon, or Chuck Norris!
Pootis Pootis Poot, pizzabubble pizzabubble whee and Tinky Winky all set out for the windmill.
"Why that Sun look like unicorn?" said the unicorn to the ogre.
"Who cares?" replied Donkey. "How about a Chuck Norris up your rear?"
"Ah, no thanks, I already have submitted my general rear area to Chuck Norris Bingo. Nicolas Cage is hot," replied Tinky Winky and then suddenly: pineapples!
"What shits out Chinese firecrackers?" asked Lee to Pootis. "And where's Miss Pauling?" said a very irritable Wayne Brady.
Suddenly in flew Barraco Barner, the only one who can eat it in time. Still raining sandwichs outside, the sand witches couldn't believe their delicious olive eyes. "What a world, raining sandwichs... really? Can't you just pluralize "sandwich" correctly? Can't you find an end to this hell? It's beginning to be mildly uncomfortable here.
Which kills us when we try to outsmart it