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[Kraken]

Chapter 4: Moose-King

Having completed his ultimate pancake quest, he went on to eat a doughnut. Then he realizes pancakes are not doughnuts. Moving on to cupcakes which were baked by the great mighty Painis J. Cupcake, Snape brandished his fabled blade Yakgnar Quanxinatioxelix, which obviously fell into a state of disrepair after using it on a very pointless machine of colours and mayhem.

"I will destroy the whole factory.", threatened the evil Witch-King Bombur, as he committed wumbo. Using B00L34N5.EXE, he absolutely annihilated the person-that-shall-be-named-Gabe's awesome little but big wallet full of mustard. Now he couldn't stuff his money into a rocket. Have you ever seen the kind Dr Bonus Duck? He diagnosed my shrinky-dinks with severe Chinese-made rectal thermometers he put in his pocket. This, is a bucket of magical grapefruits designed for comfort. They relax you. To use them, just eat it using the smallest bites possible, so they won't choke

 

[Kill_the_Bug]

Chapter 6: Recovery

From losing in a game of falling down stairs, to killing his fuzzy monkey, Frozen started to act as if molten ice was flowing down his pants. Thankfully for him Kraken was Ninja'd!

 

[Vel0city]

Chapter 6: Recovery

From losing in a game of falling down stairs, to killing his fuzzy monkey, Frozen started to act as if molten ice was flowing down his pants. Thankfully for him Kraken was Ninja'd! He was blinded

 

[radarhead]

Chapter 6: Recovery

From losing in a game of falling down stairs, to killing his fuzzy monkey, Frozen started to act as if molten ice was flowing down his pants. Thankfully for him Kraken was Ninja'd! He was blinded by science, so

 

[saph]

Chapter 6: Recovery

From losing in a game of falling down stairs, to killing his fuzzy monkey, Frozen started to act as if molten ice was flowing down his pants. Thankfully for him Kraken was Ninja'd! He was blinded by science, so he cannot see.

 

[Kraken]

Chapter 6: Recovery

From losing in a game of falling down stairs, to killing his fuzzy monkey, Frozen started to act as if molten ice was flowing down his pants. Thankfully for him Kraken was Ninja'd! He was blinded by science, so he cannot see. Everything after this

 

[Kill_the_Bug]

Chapter 6: Recovery

From losing in a game of falling down stairs, to killing his fuzzy monkey, Frozen started to act as if molten ice was flowing down his pants. Thankfully for him Kraken was Ninja'd! He was blinded by science, so he cannot see. Everything after this Capture Point Entity

 

[Vel0city]

Chapter 6: Recovery

From losing in a game of falling down stairs, to killing his fuzzy monkey, Frozen started to act as if molten ice was flowing down his pants. Thankfully for him Kraken was Ninja'd! He was blinded by science, so he cannot see. Everything after this Capture Point Entity was left uncaptured

 

[radarhead]

Chapter 6: Recovery

From losing in a game of falling down stairs, to killing his fuzzy monkey, Frozen started to act as if molten ice was flowing down his pants. Thankfully for him Kraken was Ninja'd! He was blinded by science, so he cannot see. Everything after this Capture Point Entity was left uncaptured, because entire team

 

[Empyre]

Chapter 6: Recovery

From losing in a game of falling down stairs, to killing his fuzzy monkey, Frozen started to act as if molten ice was flowing down his pants. Thankfully for him Kraken was Ninja'd! He was blinded by science, so he cannot see. Everything after this Capture Point Entity was left uncaptured, because entire team is babies, so

 

[Vincent]

Chapter 6: Recovery

From losing in a game of falling down stairs, to killing his fuzzy monkey, Frozen started to act as if molten ice was flowing down his pants. Thankfully for him Kraken was Ninja'd! He was blinded by science, so he cannot see. Everything after this Capture Point Entity was left uncaptured, because entire team is babies, so as to deter

 

[Empyre]

Chapter 6: Recovery

From losing in a game of falling down stairs, to killing his fuzzy monkey, Frozen started to act as if molten ice was flowing down his pants. Thankfully for him Kraken was Ninja'd! He was blinded by science, so he cannot see. Everything after this Capture Point Entity was left uncaptured, because entire team is babies, so as to deter the llamas from

 

[Anreol]

Chapter 6: Recovery

From losing in a game of falling down stairs, to killing his fuzzy monkey, Frozen started to act as if molten ice was flowing down his pants. Thankfully for him Kraken was Ninja'd! He was blinded by science, so he cannot see. Everything after this Capture Point Entity was left uncaptured, because entire team is babies, so as to deter the llamas from the little Moon

 

[Vel0city]

Chapter 6: Recovery

From losing in a game of falling down stairs, to killing his fuzzy monkey, Frozen started to act as if molten ice was flowing down his pants. Thankfully for him Kraken was Ninja'd! He was blinded by science, so he cannot see. Everything after this Capture Point Entity was left uncaptured, because entire team is babies, so as to deter the llamas from the little Moon that's actually rd_astroid

 

[Vel0city]

Chapter 6: Recovery

From losing in a game of falling down stairs, to killing his fuzzy monkey, Frozen started to act as if molten ice was flowing down his pants. Thankfully for him Kraken was Ninja'd! He was blinded by science, so he cannot see. Everything after this Capture Point Entity was left uncaptured, because entire team is babies, so as to deter the llamas from the little Moon that's actually rd_astroid with James Bond

 

[radarhead]

Chapter 6: Recovery

From losing in a game of falling down stairs, to killing his fuzzy monkey, Frozen started to act as if molten ice was flowing down his pants. Thankfully for him Kraken was Ninja'd! He was blinded by science, so he cannot see. Everything after this Capture Point Entity was left uncaptured, because entire team is babies, so as to deter the llamas from the little Moon that's actually rd_astroid with James Bond's face printed on

 

[Anreol]

Chapter 6: Recovery

From losing in a game of falling down stairs, to killing his fuzzy monkey, Frozen started to act as if molten ice was flowing down his pants. Thankfully for him Kraken was Ninja'd! He was blinded by science, so he cannot see. Everything after this Capture Point Entity was left uncaptured, because entire team is babies, so as to deter the llamas from the little Moon that's actually rd_astroid with James Bond's face printed on a chocolate cake

 

[UKCS-Alias]

Chapter 6: Recovery

From losing in a game of falling down stairs, to killing his fuzzy monkey, Frozen started to act as if molten ice was flowing down his pants. Thankfully for him Kraken was Ninja'd! He was blinded by science, so he cannot see. Everything after this Capture Point Entity was left uncaptured, because entire team is babies, so as to deter the llamas from the little Moon that's actually rd_astroid with James Bond's face printed on a chocolate cake of 007cm. Now

 

[Kraken]

Chapter 6: Recovery

From losing in a game of falling down stairs, to killing his fuzzy monkey, Frozen started to act as if molten ice was flowing down his pants. Thankfully for him Kraken was Ninja'd! He was blinded by science, so he cannot see. Everything after this Capture Point Entity was left uncaptured, because entire team is babies, so as to deter the llamas from the little Moon that's actually rd_astroid with James Bond's face printed on a chocolate cake, sadly the cake

Edit. Ninja'd

 

[Empyre]

Chapter 6: Recovery

From losing in a game of falling down stairs, to killing his fuzzy monkey, Frozen started to act as if molten ice was flowing down his pants. Thankfully for him Kraken was Ninja'd! He was blinded by science, so he cannot see. Everything after this Capture Point Entity was left uncaptured, because entire team is babies, so as to deter the llamas from the little Moon that's actually rd_astroid with James Bond's face printed on a chocolate cake of 007cm. Now, sadly the cake didn't have any