(just so you have it all together)
Chapter 1: The New Journey
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.
In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who killed Alias just after Hammer created cp_orange_x3. Dead bodies flew trough rd_Astroid, because they could transcend time and pizza. No one was happy, sad, or even mopey.
Without a warning a box of cox dropped right out of my own virtualy unstable map compiler called "Batman.bat". This box has been rumored to destroy your sense of balance in a very good way actually. It simply doesn't matter if your previous attempts were recognized by GabeN, he will still not release Team Haberdashery 2 until Counter Shopping: Plaza Life is released for the Ouya. GabeN's surprise appearance killed defenseless chickens because of dogs.
After 12 seconds nothing happened, "Look! I'm ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT! Isn't YOLOYOLOSWAGMASTER your friend?" GoldSrc asked. "Why, yes! Thanks for completing sentences in poorly translated Taiwanese!" replied Gregori Rasputin. A minute later Mary Poppins murdered the lonely Pootis-Birds of Gottam making Batman's museli cold and wet. "Here's Heavy!" shouted Peter Pan who crashed TF2 due to ending stories.
Chapter 2: Holiness
Chapter 2: Holy defenseless trumpet monkeys! Now that the overlord sacrificed 5000 beef rectums to tiled floppy horse he honorably ate at a vegetarian vegan cannibal party! He soon returned with broken water to put in broken bottles. Only then would the Shatner of Bill Cosby be lit... erally legally dead. But it respawned, forcing its mixtape into the throats of the many.
Blue Japanese cows and yellow dolphins and orange pandas will occasionally wander around on dustbowl and on asteroid. "Fear me!" screeched Merasmus, guardian of the Almighty Pootis. Hitler's new hobby included diced peaches, broiled at 500°. "How 'bout a spycrab party at lakeside event or 2Fort's sewers?", said the glorious Gaben. "Over my dead penis enlarger from a Japanese factory that's secretly Russian!". But then, a dog dressed in her room before Miss Pauling's dress exploded into a lord have mercy. "Look behind you!" whispered Merasmus as Hitler cooed "Goodnight."
The next day a memory leak wiped out existence. "Damn," mused Captain Soupcan. "The developers of major depression ruined a pile of good code names with their saucy antics. Now I will make delicious Jewish pastries."
And so Soupcan became uncanned. Then he disappeared into chocolate cake, "Sexy sexy chocolate cake." Then, an angry cartoon horse nuked forty thousand zerglings with cheesecake and steven seagal's emotion. Communist toilet cleaner cleans better than a space laser. A wild 200 bouncing cheerleader party full of asteroids and barrels of other misspelled starstuff erupted from dogbread.
"Why is everything making sense, this totally believable?" shouted Bad Grammar Man. "I do not." Dramatic pause. "Consent." At a farm growing tf2 hats, unusuals, scammers and useless words of great displeasure, the brilliance of a never-ending shishkebab fails to astound.
Finally, Gabe Newell released Half-Life Ricochet Alien Swarm 4 Portal Fortress: The Final Chapter. It sold poorly... in australia. What matters most though are cinnamon doughnuts that taste awfully much like the Cheese Poutine Curds in traditional cuisine. Cacti though... That's a paddling.
Chapter 3: Pootis-Gottam-Rap
Professor Snape of jam land decided that the time to get bitches was nearing. "Scaramouche, Dean Kamen," Snape whispered to the ant colony under Tommy Weisu's armpit cavity. The ants began to boogie to funky gravity, until sixteen Nazis heil'd the Fuhrer who then began the chair massacre with a toilet. Only then could 99 sheeps of various sizes and flavors compete internationally. Or could they? Don't know much about Quantum Mechanics in this country so yes, Merasmus, quantum faeries exist. "Good joke mate" said, Tom Jones."Thanks m8" said Fresh Prince's Carlton as he furiously strapped himself to ten-thousand canned kittens. With jet engines, Carlton just managed to destroy this other jet engine that was strapped to his dong. "Hot", said Doctor Doofenshmirtz, as he burned to death. Isaac Kleiner watched in satisfaction as Vladimir Pootin arranged a fancy dinner to celebrate the genocide of Gibus Gib Gibs BUT LUCKY HE ESCAPED!
Snape gets funky: breaks a leg. And a heart of gold gets broken. Moving on: Jet fuel cant but gasoline can. Except for Nintendon't
Chapter 4: Moose-King
Having completed his ultimate pancake quest, he went on to eat a doughnut. Then he realizes pancakes are not doughnuts. Moving on to cupcakes which were baked by the great mighty Painis J. Cupcake, Snape brandished his fabled blade Yakgnar Quanxinatioxelix, which obviously fell into a state of disrepair after using it on a very pointless machine of colours and mayhem.
"I will destroy the whole factory.", threatened the evil Witch-King Bombur, as he committed wumbo. Using B00L34N5.EXE, he absolutely annihilated the person-that-shall-be-named-Gabe's awesome little but big wallet full of mustard. Now he couldn't stuff his money into a rocket. Have you ever seen the kind Dr Bonus Duck? He diagnosed my shrinky-dinks with severe Chinese-made rectal thermometers he put in his pocket. This, is a bucket of magical grapefruits
