CTF Teutanic

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THIS IS A JOKEMAP

ctf_teutanic is a cute little map that I made for the 2014 annual april fool's jokemap gameday. So I made a map where you have 2 ship bases that slowly get closer to the center until they crash and explode! Blaaaaa!

That's pretty much it. The only other thing to note is one cap wins the round, as the round is too short to hold 3.

 

[norfolk]

Change the scale of the water texture to 1 or something, tiling is bad.

Otherwise, it looks fun!

 

[HQDefault]

Change the scale of the water texture to 1 or something, tiling is bad.

Otherwise, it looks fun!

It's already scaled up 3 times the usual

 

[norfolk]

It's already scaled up 3 times the usual

Simple, 6 times the usual

 

[Another Bad Pun]

The only texture scale acceptable for a joke map is .25x.25

 

[Muddy]

Good on you for not calling it "Ti-Mann-ic"

 

[radarhead]

Looks like an instant classic! I can't wait to play this one!

 

[Prolyfic]

We got naw

-Titanic
-Titenic
-Teutanic

What next ? I don't know...

 

[Kraken]

We got naw

-Titanic
-Titenic
-Teutanic

What next ? I don't know...

Titenic II: trouble in mannhattan

 

[Prolyfic]

Titenic II: trouble in mannhattan

*insert Jontron joke here*

 

[Clone5184]

I can't wait to play this! I seriously need to reconsider what I consider a joke map after seeing some of this years submissions.

 

[Muddy]

We got naw

-Titanic
-Titenic
-Teutanic

What next ? I don't know...

A map based on the movie.

 

[HQDefault]

Wow, this map's getting some pretty positive notes!
I wonder how many downloads it's gotten...
TWENTY-SEVEN?!?
Jeez, that's the most downloads I've gotten EVER

 

[HQDefault]

Alpha 1 has sunk!
We are rising alpha 2!

And I fixed the sentry problem by nobuilding the entire map.
Because f*ck sentries

PS- You're welcome crash :3

EDIT: Also, I noticed people complaining about resupply. You can't parent a func_regenerate |
You technically can't parent a capture zone either, but that was absolutely necessary, so I had to REALLY improv on that to get that to work.

 

[Tumby]

There is actually an entity setup that allowes you to parent ANYTHING. I just don't know what you need.

 

[Zed]

It's a joke map. I doubt the sentries staying in place at the end of the round really matters.