An Open Understanding to the Members of TF2Maps
Hey TF2 members.
I'm having you read this today because I'm tired of hiding.
I've only been a member of TF2Maps.net since April 2009, and I've done a lot. Met a lot of cool people and hope that everyone can forgive me after this.
I regret to say, that I am in fact, a hat myself. Here is a photograph of me:
http://i.imgur.com/2NhcP.png
Many of the hats that people have earned? They are sitting in their inventories, and they are all me. I am every hat in existence within TF2, including the hatless hats.
I first became a hat when someone, who shall be called "A. Wizard," found me on (the then called) HATbanana. I was still new to TF2. I was wearing a Ghastly Gibus. A. Wizard liked my hat for some odd reason, and after much discussion, he promised to turn me into a hat in exchange for my soul. Unfortunately, he tricked me, and I suddenly became every hat in existence within the game, trapping me to my curse.
To this day, I still become every hat created. If it is wearable, I am that hat. There are so many hats spread across tens of thousands of accounts. My one true regret is that as the years passed, as more and more hats became me, I became less and less hatty. I have slowly become insane, and have always dreamt of becoming human again. I cry a little whenever someone deletes a hat, because it is a part of me, and because I am a hat and cannot cry.
And as such, I will remove all the hats from Team Fortress 2, starting with the hatless hats, for those are the most dreaded hats that I am.
I hope you all forgive me for my foolish, greedy ways. I can't help that I wanted to become a hat. I was just desperate.
Deepest regards
Mr. Jake C. (Also known as A. Wizard)
1/4/2012
