Why do you love steam convos?

[Rikka]

Rikka: i do believe he finally realized he was a furry. right now he's probably crying while fapping to furry porn

Around an hour later.....

weapon_penguin: whoa
weapon_penguin: why did you say that
weapon_penguin: I am so hurt
Rikka: wounded, even?
weapon_penguin: no, that's just what you'd want
weapon_penguin: need I remind you that I am rubber and you are glue
weapon_penguin: and what you say bounces off of me and stics
weapon_penguin: to YOU
Rikka: i'm grease, actually
weapon_penguin: good thing I pack a degreaser
Rikka: i thought penguin's had blubber?
weapon_penguin: are you calling me fat
Rikka: you said, not me
weapon_penguin: GAH

 

[lana]

5:26 PM - Rikka: so....dog discharge
5:26 PM - Languid: um
5:26 PM - nrd: No
5:26 PM - Rikka: but from a dog with no balls
5:26 PM - Muffin: eh?
5:26 PM - Languid: rikka
5:26 PM - nrd: Also no
5:26 PM - Languid: what have you been doing
5:26 PM - Rikka: seriously, i need to know if i should be worried
5:26 PM - nrd: Just no
5:27 PM - nrd: Leave
5:27 PM - nrd: We're done here
5:27 PM - Muffin: What is dog discharge? >.>
5:27 PM - nrd: Never think of this again
5:27 PM - nrd: Muffin
5:27 PM - nrd: Don't
5:27 PM - Languid: you know muffin
5:27 PM - nrd: Just
5:27 PM - Languid: ..
5:27 PM - Rikka: if it happens again, i have to think of it again
5:27 PM - nrd: DON'T TELL US
5:27 PM - Muffin: um
5:27 PM - Rikka: he's neutered
5:27 PM - Languid: its probably nothing rikka, but you might want to get it checked up
5:27 PM - nrd: That
5:28 PM - nrd: But also please never talk to us about this
5:28 PM - Rikka: thank you languid
5:28 PM - Muffin: Stuff is coming out of his willy?
5:28 PM - Muffin: D:
5:28 PM - nrd: Muffin
5:28 PM - nrd: God damn it
5:28 PM - nrd: Just
5:28 PM - Rikka kicks nerd in the balls
5:28 PM - Languid: yes muffin
5:28 PM - Muffin: nrd discharge!
5:28 PM - Languid: sorry you had to find out this way

 

[Mr.Blob]

Tera: k i'm 16, 3rd grade
Tera: not kidding now
Okrag: Whoa
Okrag: Were you held back several years
Okrag: or something
Tera: NO YOU SILLY
E² StickZer0: ok, the issue is definitely to do with displacements - turning them off stopped the crashing
Tera: GRADES REPEAT IN ITALY ;_;
Tera: it goes up to 5
Okrag: Those fuckin italians
Tera: then back to 1
Tera: then up to 3
Tera: then back to 1
Tera: then to 5
Whated | Trading.Spyhat:Mullet: "Those fucking italians" :D
Blob: lololol
Tera: i'm in 3rd stage, 3rd grade
Blob: Stage 3 :D
Tera: never missed a year
Whated | Trading.Spyhat:Mullet: lol 3rd stage payload. 3capa point
Tera: YES
Blob: Push bomb cart, Tera!
Tera: if only school was like payload
Tera: it would be way more fun
Okrag: Someone should make pl_italianschoolsystem
Blob: LOL
Tera: lol

 

[Whated]

^ I lold. ^^

 

[Tekku]

22:48 - [TF2RP] Ricardo TF2maps.net: ctrl+f means Fuck control.

22:55 - [TF2RP] Ricardo TF2maps.net: i can have sex with a cartoon furry if atleast it was a women and not a guy with a big cock just leaping around and seeing that shit moving around <_<

 

[grazr]

[TF2RP] Ricardo TF2maps.net: and i got Raped by drinking beer
[TF2RP] Ricardo TF2maps.net: lol
Muffin: Seriously what
Old Man Ninja Turtle: Raped with a capital R
Erich: well looks like my map dislikes cubemaps
Erich: oh well
Erich: it's an alpha 1
[TF2RP] Ricardo TF2maps.net: alright why the feck i say raped...
[TF2RP] Ricardo TF2maps.net: i was about saying other word
Old Man Ninja Turtle: Because you lost your virginity to another man?
[TF2RP] Ricardo TF2maps.net: but that word is always in mah mind

 

[Ida]

22:04 - [TF2RP] Ricardo TF2maps.net: how do you call a guy who has a large cock.. Showing around in people. And he is always Happy?
22:04 - Muffin: Ricardo
22:04 - Muffin: Is his name
22:04 - Littleedge: No
22:04 - [TF2RP] Ricardo TF2maps.net: >_> dove kove

 

[Dr. ROCKZO]

Fixed this one a leetl.

Dr. ROCKZO: gentlemenne and gentlemennettes?
TheAbyss: Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
TheAbyss: And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Dr. ROCKZO googles in 5 seconds flat
TheAbyss: cheater
Dr. ROCKZO: Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Dr. ROCKZO: Which yet survive, stamped on those lifeless things,
TheAbyss: which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things
Dr. ROCKZO: Ha!
TheAbyss: dammit
TheAbyss: fuckit
TheAbyss: I met a traveler from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal these words appear:
“My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look upon my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
TheAbyss: TYPE FASTER THAN THAT
Dr. ROCKZO: Oh Graaaaaaazr!
Dr. ROCKZO: Look what I found!
TheAbyss: chEATER
TheAbyss: CHEATER DAMMIT
TheAbyss: GRAZR IS LIKE FUCKIN HAX
Dr. ROCKZO: Looks like some no gooder copying and pasting a LARGE WALL OF TEXT!
Dr. ROCKZO: You know what I think you should do to him?
Dr. ROCKZO: I think you should put the boots to him
definitely not TheAbyss: as someone completely unrelated and thus able to evaluate objectively, I say we should let him off the hook.
Dr. ROCKZO: ...
Dr. ROCKZO: and you're sure you're definitely not TheAybyss?
definitely not TheAbyss: correct.
Dr. ROCKZO: Well, if you say so, intelligent stranger who most likely has a firm handshake
Dr. ROCKZO: ...
Dr. ROCKZO: I think I just had one of those TF2M Chat moments
Dr. ROCKZO: where I take a step back and go "what the hell am I doing here and why?"

 

[Prestige]

7:13 PM - NWA Prestige: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W63Zi1g4D90 song gives me bonners
7:14 PM - Nineaxis: you know what gives me a bonner
7:14 PM - Mott: a bonnet?
NWA Prestige was kicked by Nineaxis.

for that, i was banned for a week on the site/server, and permabanned from steam chat for "trolling." fair is fair.

 

[Dr. ROCKZO]

Oh my god I shit you not I was listening to that song when I clicked on that link.

 

[The Political Gamer]

10:26 PM - Littleedge: Protip
10:26 PM - Littleedge: This chat, while we advertise it as helpful, isn't often

 

[Icarus]

Numerous: FUCKING MORON ICARUS CANT YOU READ WHAT I SAID
Numerous: THE IMAGE IS THE POINT
Numerous: -_-

 

[grazr]

I always knew there was something odd about Icarus... and not just the smell that comes from his sock draw.

We should have linked him this graph and been done with it.

 

[littleedge]

Lyzák entered chat.
************ entered chat.
5:05 PM - π Moosε: FREE STEAMED GAMES
5:05 PM - Master's Black Blob: :O
5:05 PM - Master's Black Blob: Like Steamed fish?
5:05 PM - Master's Black Blob: Yummy
5:05 PM - π Moosε: yes
5:06 PM - Gerbil: only in freesteamgames.ru.biz
5:06 PM - Nineaxis: FREE STEAMED GAMES FROM NIVIDA
5:06 PM - π Moosε: I'm surprised mister asterisk here isn't starting up with that
5:06 PM - Nineaxis: http://steemgaemz.suspicious-url.br.co.uk.tk.nz.ru
THE BEST CHARGER IN THE WORLD is now playing Left 4 Dead 2. Click here to join.
5:06 PM - ************: yes tf2
5:06 PM - Master's Black Blob: I R Valve employeee I r fix ur account for Free, gimme you pw pl0x.
5:06 PM - Icarus: lol
5:06 PM - π Moosε: oh, yes, tf2?
5:06 PM - Littleedge: Hahaha
5:06 PM - Littleedge: Boy
5:06 PM - Littleedge: We're awesome people, guys
5:07 PM - Gerbil: eh
5:07 PM - π Moosε: yes agree
5:07 PM - Gerbil: we're alright.
5:07 PM - Icarus: asterisk I got some free steamed gamers 4 u
5:07 PM - ************: Free Games and a new demo in Steam by Nivida Zombie Panic! Alien Swarm http://steamcommunty.mezoka.com/
5:07 PM - Muffin: I can get Alien Swarm for free?!
5:07 PM - supersandvich: hurr
5:07 PM - Nineaxis: FREE ALIEN SWARM
5:07 PM - Muffin: Man what a deal
5:07 PM - Nineaxis: !!!!!!!!!!!!
5:07 PM - Master's Black Blob: NOPE.AVI
5:07 PM - Nineaxis: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5:07 PM - A Boojum Snark: wow they get even more retarded
5:07 PM - Nineaxis: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Pc_Madness]

Ha


2:40 AM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
2:40 AM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: I hate myself
2:40 AM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: i read accidently from wiki that you need one refined metal and black box for new soldier hat
2:40 AM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: so i traded 3 refined out of my 4 to get black box
2:40 AM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: and then i read
2:40 AM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: I NEED 4
2:41 AM - Pengebingen: haha that is a retarded trade either way
2:41 AM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: But i really wanted get full set finaly
2:41 AM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: Sentry protection is useful
2:41 AM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: And now i found out i need craft shitton of dupes to get it
2:41 AM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: If only i would traded it for one
2:41 AM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: but no
2:41 AM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: it had to be 3!
2:41 AM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: fuck me
2:41 AM - Yarr! Phill: you traded 3 refined... for a black box?
2:41 AM - Pengebingen: ^
2:42 AM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: Yes, i misread what wiki said
2:42 AM - Yarr! Phill: jesus :\
2:42 AM - Littleedge: Wilson
2:42 AM - Littleedge: Why would
2:42 AM - Littleedge: Why..
2:42 AM - Yarr! Phill: find a cliff
2:42 AM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: that i only need one refined and black box for granadier cap
2:42 AM - Yarr! Phill: now
2:42 AM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: So i really wanted that set bonus as i play soldier a lot
2:42 AM - Littleedge: So why would you trade THREE REFINED for a BLACK BOX
2:42 AM - LeSwordfish: Was this black box covered in unicorns?
2:42 AM - Ravidge: refined? woah
2:42 AM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: BECAUSE I AM IDIOT
2:42 AM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: That's why

 

[Wilson]

Aly: Why the hell is my internet shitting its bricks lately
Aly disconnected.

 

[grazr]

Aly: Why the hell is my internet shitting its bricks lately
Aly disconnected.
grazr: LOL

 

[Wilson]

TMP: The mere muttering of the word SWATY would get you kicked from this chat
TMP was kicked by Nineaxis.

AFTERMATH

TMP: god damn it nine just because I said SWATY in that sense doesn't mean you kick me >_>
[GM] Geit: derp
TMP was kicked by Nineaxis.
Nineaxis: .
TMP: ...
[GM] Geit was kicked by Nineaxis.

 

[lana]

7:16 PM - nrd: Mr. Nine
7:16 PM - Nineaxis: nrd
7:16 PM - Nineaxis: Mr. nrd
7:16 PM - nrd: How many kicks does it take to get to the chewy center of a steam chat?
7:16 PM - Nineaxis: let's test
Erich was kicked by Nineaxis.
Littleedge was kicked by Nineaxis.
Lyzák was kicked by Nineaxis.
Pengebingen was kicked by Nineaxis.
supersandvich was kicked by Nineaxis.
7:17 PM - Nineaxis: are we there yet
Erich entered chat.
7:17 PM - Erich: wat
7:17 PM - nrd: The world may never know
Pengebingen entered chat.
supersandvich entered chat.
7:17 PM - Languid: nom nom chewy centre
7:17 PM - Pengebingen: I'm having at you, Nine
7:17 PM - supersandvich: nine why are you literally fucking retarded
7:17 PM - Nineaxis: hey super
7:17 PM - Nineaxis: why are you literally fucking no fun
Lyzák entered chat. (Blocked.)
7:17 PM - Matt: Hey chat
7:18 PM - Matt: Why the fuck don't you shhh.
7:18 PM - supersandvich: because you're retarded
7:18 PM - Nineaxis: how so
7:18 PM - supersandvich: if you were retarded you would know
7:18 PM - supersandvich: irefutable logic
7:18 PM - Nineaxis: I am obviously retarded
7:18 PM - Nineaxis: then
7:18 PM - supersandvich: you are
7:18 PM - Nineaxis: okay then
7:18 PM - Nineaxis: moving on
7:18 PM - nrd: Oh god
7:18 PM - supersandvich: now go to sleep
7:18 PM - nrd: What have I done
supersandvich left chat.
7:19 PM - Okrag: What I miss?
7:19 PM - Languid: catch 22 is an entertaining book
7:19 PM - Ritz: It's amazing what people will trade if you chat to them for a while first
7:19 PM - Languid: chat is on its period
7:19 PM - Ritz: I talk them into submission
7:20 PM - nrd: That was the funniest thing I've ever seen
7:20 PM - Nineaxis: I'm sure someone has already put it in the steam convos thread

 

[Wilson]

Yarr! Phill: http://www.pcgamer.com/2010/10/13/valve-to-announce-new-game-later-today/
Muffin: OH GODT
Muffin: AH
Muffin: HHHH
Muffin: Ah
Muffin: That game
|IaFc| E² StickZer0: What do you bet that the new game is a game called "Not Half Life 2: Episode 3" and the entire game is the gabe laughing at you while dunking you in chocolate and eating you