Why do you love steam convos?

[The Political Gamer]

7:19 PM - tpg: http://gyazo.com/4b43590138adcdea31949b671bd280c7.png
7:19 PM - Littleedge: ^
7:19 PM - Littleedge: FOOD TIME

 

[Draser]

Ðαѕћ°: hey, can i blatantly advertise my map on here?
Yarr! Phill: advertising maps?
Yarr! Phill: in a mappers chat?!
Ðαѕћ°:
Yarr! Phill: what are you mad?

 

[Ida]

13:49 - [TF2RP] Ricardo TF2maps.net: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEC6jjkCfHw&feature=related the most funny shit.. i ever seen
13:49 - [TF2RP] Ricardo TF2maps.net: with an awful voice
13:49 - [TF2RP] Ricardo TF2maps.net: zlol
13:49 - Tech: the most oldest shit i ever seen
13:49 - Muffin: ...
13:50 - Muffin: How the hell can you find that funny :S
13:50 - [TF2RP] Ricardo TF2maps.net: i find it amusing
13:50 - [TF2RP] Ricardo TF2maps.net: muffin i mean the voice
13:50 - [TF2RP] Ricardo TF2maps.net: looks like somone smugled a child into toothpaste

wut

 

[Godslayer57]

15:26 - -=VIA=- Westerhound: WHAT DID YOUS DO TO THE FORUMS D:<
15:26 - Godslayer57 llGHll: We ate it

 

[The Political Gamer]

τĿ | Swag entered chat.
8:20 PM - τĿ | Swag: If anyone is looking for an artpass_ym server
8:20 PM - τĿ | Swag: 208.100.45.189 Port: 27015
8:21 PM - Littleedge: Why would we look for an artpass_ym server
8:21 PM - τĿ | Swag:
8:21 PM - τĿ | Swag: just sayin
8:21 PM - Erich: cp_artpass_event
8:21 PM - Erich: ***
τĿ | Swag left chat.

 

[Prestige]

NWA Prestige: i will be big successful mapper at valve, and you will wish you would have
world of pain-guin: lmao
NWA Prestige: >:-(

who needs THE TF2MAPPERS STEAM GROUP steam chat

 

[A Boojum Snark]

NWA Prestige: i will be big successful mapper at valve, and you will wish you would have
world of pain-guin: lmao
NWA Prestige: >:-(

who needs steam chat

That is in fact still steam chat. Even if it wasn't the TF2M Steam group chat. You goose.

 

[Fruity Snacks]

Dr. ROCKZO: Hello Medics
Look at your Heavy. Now back to me. Now back to your Heavy. NOW BACK TO ME. Sadly he isn't me. But if he stopped using that Natasha/Shotgun loadout and started using Sasha and Sandvich he could play like he's me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a capture point, with the man your Heavy could play like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's a Sandvich that you could use to heal those 149 HP you lost. Look again, THE SANDVICH IS NOW AN UBERCHARGE.

Just popped up. Its stuff like this i like.

 

[Penguin]

NWA Prestige: i will be big successful mapper at valve, and you will wish you would have
world of pain-guin: lmao
NWA Prestige: >:-(

who needs THE TF2MAPPERS STEAM GROUP steam chat

0:29 PM - NWA Prestige: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU&feature=related good message imo
10:29 PM - world of pain-guin: you are horrible
10:29 PM - NWA Prestige: fuck you
10:29 PM - world of pain-guin: you wish
10:30 PM - NWA Prestige: ;_;
10:30 PM - NWA Prestige: just you wait
10:30 PM - NWA Prestige: i will be big successful mapper at valve, and you will wish you would have

Prelude.

 

[Prestige]

NWA Prestige: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU&feature=related good message imo
world of pain-guin: you are horrible
NWA Prestige: fuck you
world of pain-guin: you wish
NWA Prestige: ;_;
NWA Prestige: just you wait
NWA Prestige: i will be big successful mapper at valve, and you will wish you would have
world of pain-guin: lmao
NWA Prestige: >:-(

All of it.

 

[StickZer0]

10:13 - Ravidge: brilliant! http://img.waffleimages.com/3dd38fbb71e093abb44cbb478b2b9e4c3e322eb0/oq7miwrk.gif
10:14 - E² StickZer0: eh
10:14 - Muffin: :/
10:15 - E² StickZer0: too much detail
10:15 - Muffin: The Heavy isn't taller than the sniper
10:15 - Muffin: The Engineer is shorter than the Pyro
10:15 - Muffin: etc
10:15 - E² StickZer0: why is the sniper brown?
10:15 - E² StickZer0: why is the demo so far?
10:15 - E² StickZer0: *fat
10:16 - Tech: Reminds me minecraft
10:16 - Ravidge: this chat fucking sucks for showing things you happen to stumble upon

 

[Mr.Blob]

Blob: Shall we make babies together. lol XD
Hanz: we already did
Hanz: I think
Hanz: hm
Hanz: or was that zpq I made babies with
Blob: zpq
Hanz: I made zpq
Hanz: actually
Hanz: with jimmy
Hanz: I think
Hanz: can't remember
Hanz: and stick married jimmy
Hanz: and made midget
Hanz: ONE BIG FAMILY
Hanz: :3
Blob: :OO


DDDDDDD

 

[StickZer0]

Actually I married Midget and Jimmy is our child. Midget only married me to get back at ZPQ for something he did, but he loves ZPQ far more than he'll ever love me :'(

Also, Dr ROCKZO and Rexy had a bastard child who they named Dr Rexy Jr, who over time has evolved into Drexer.

 

[The Political Gamer]

10:38 AM - weapon_penguin: see
10:38 AM - weapon_penguin: Apparently I've had sex
10:38 AM - weapon_penguin: but I wasn't in the same room
10:38 AM - weapon_penguin: so I guess I'v e never been in the same room, even if it counted
Erich entered chat.
10:39 AM - [dolt] re.wind: this chat gets weirder by the week...or day.
10:39 AM - Midget: I LIKE PENIS
Midget left chat.

 

[lana]

5:12 PM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: Today
5:12 PM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: I learned a lesson
5:12 PM - nrd: About
5:12 PM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: Why you look before you install an Oblivion mod
5:13 PM - Dark (I am Jacks Iron Fist): why?
5:13 PM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: It was called Greymarch Return, apparently it should add all kind of stuff to oblivion, tough, it all was misleading
5:13 PM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: I installed it
5:13 PM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: start up my Oblivion
5:13 PM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: and....
5:13 PM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: Everyone was nude
5:13 PM - nrd: Owned
5:13 PM - Dark (I am Jacks Iron Fist): lol
5:13 PM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: And then i quit the game
5:13 PM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: and unistalled the mod and learned my lesson
5:13 PM - nrd: Stop, citizen
5:13 PM - nrd: You have violated the law
5:14 PM - E² StickZer0: lol
5:14 PM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: You know, worst part of it was that who ever made the mod had put so much dedication to it that all male chars had perfectly detailed penises
5:14 PM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: "Stop, you have violated the law" got whole new meaning
5:15 PM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: Excuse me i am going to go cry in self pity now
5:15 PM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: Brb
5:17 PM - E² StickZer0: aahah
5:17 PM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: You know, i tried to get out of impreial city
5:18 PM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: but i didnt even get to gate before i had to just quit the game
5:18 PM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: it was oo much
5:18 PM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: Fucking penises
5:18 PM - Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: everywhere

 

[Cerulean]

Littleedge: I DO BELIEVE THERE IS ONLY TWO THINGS LEFT ON MY AGENDA
Littleedge: Fapping and sleep
Littleedge: brb
TMP: (SO he's gonna be up for like 2 minutes)
Littleedge: Oh you're funny.
TMP: no srsly
TMP: If it takes you longer than 2 minutes to fap you're doing it wrong

 

[Penguin]

5:47 PM - Stink Horse: haha that's a pug "_
5:47 PM - Stink Horse: err
5:47 PM - weapon_penguin: same thing
5:47 PM - weapon_penguin: D:
5:47 PM - Stink Horse: oooohh no it isnt!
5:47 PM - weapon_penguin: I am not a dog person sorry
5:47 PM - Stink Horse: a pug isnt evolved for any kind of survivbility
5:48 PM - weapon_penguin: is this an ironic statement then?
5:48 PM - Stink Horse: their own bodily systems eventually kill them after they've absorbed all the love you have to give
5:48 PM - weapon_penguin: w o w
5:48 PM - Stink Horse: They take it with them. That's love you can't get back
5:48 PM - weapon_penguin: way to kill the mood
5:48 PM - Stink Horse:
5:48 PM - weapon_penguin: just like
5:48 PM - weapon_penguin: wrecked it
5:48 PM - weapon_penguin: wow
5:48 PM - weapon_penguin: I'm sad now
5:48 PM - Stink Horse: I think it's hilarious

 

[Wilson]

-ßЯҢ- drp: fun fact: we get 3,500,000 page views per month on tf2m
-ßЯҢ- drp: and half are from wilson refreshing

 

[The Political Gamer]

5:26 PM - Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: im obsessed with need for speed carbon this weekend
5:26 PM - Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: running from cops gives me a massive boner

 

[Prestige]

5:26 PM - Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: im obsessed with need for speed carbon this weekend
5:26 PM - Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: running from cops gives me a massive boner

I hope he was banned for that. You can't say "boner" in chat!