THE AMAZING TF2M ADVENTURE (Act 1)

[jpr]

>CHECK IF THE DOOR'S LOCKED

Obviously... But you check anyway, because you don't want to risk feeling really stupid if it was open after all.
Yup, it's locked all right.

>EAT THE SANDVICH TO REGAIN HEALTH

OM NOM NOM OM NOM

 

[Wilson]

>EAT THE SANDVICH TO REGAIN HEALTH

OM NOM NOM OM NOM

I AM GOING TO FIND YOU AND MAKE YOU PAY JONAH, IF YOU EVER HEAR A HONK NEARBY, THAT MEANS I AM THERE TO MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS DISGUSTING MADNESS!

YOU WILL PAY JONAH! YOU WILL!

 

[Orange Gamer]

Concentrate with all yer might.

You ARE the minecrafter.

You HAVE that Dirt.

BE THE MINECRAFTER.

 

[Godslayer57]

Eat the dirt , there has to be diamond in there somewhere.

 

[sniprpenguin]

Throw the cell phone through the bars to get help.

 

[Jeremy]

Rave until the door opens.

 

[Numerous]

Attempt to open the door, which you haven't actually confirmed is locked yet (i think).

Then check out the materials the walls and door are made from, and look around for any objects of interest.

 

[Wilson]

Use coin you have in your pocket to break the lock!

If that fails, panic.

 

[jpr]

>USE COIN YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKET TO BREAK THE LOCK!

You stick the nickel in the keyhole. The door doesn't unlock, but the nickel is now stuck. Great job, genius.
You panic.

Here are the current contents of your pocket. You accidentally ate the party hat with the sandvich. You don't feel so good. That is, you feel even worse than you did before.

 

[Wilson]

Build a C4 out of dirt and cellphone.

 

[sniprpenguin]

Kick the door down with your average human strength.

 

[Another Bad Pun]

Use your cell phone to call 9-1-1.

If that dosen't work, call Gordan Freeman and ask if you could borrow his gravity gun to blast the gate open.

 

[Dragonstorm24]

Pick up the glock and ammo, shoot the lock

 

[Orange Gamer]

>Look around.

 

[Godslayer57]

Just surrender all instincts to nature and DANCE!

 

[jpr]

>BUILD A C4 OUT OF DIRT AND CELLPHONE.

What. You have no idea how to do that.

>LOOK AROUND

Finally a sane command. This should probably have been the first thing you did.

 

[Godslayer57]

Be smart and rewire the box so it sends power to your phone so yu can make one last attempt call for help.

 

[Wilson]

Cut the wires on the wall, connect them with the coin so the gate lock mechanism overloads with electricity and opens.

 

[LeSwordfish]

Break plate, so you can use a shard as a weapon.

 

[sniprpenguin]

Chew on the wires. Squirrels do it all the time, they must be doing something right.