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Mapping jokes!

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  1. Midel

    Midel L1: Registered

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    Why are mapping jokes like cp_orange_x3? They both suck.
     
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  2. Chaopsychochick

    Chaopsychochick L4: Comfortable Member

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    Three mappers walk into a bar.

    The first two order a beer, and the third one orders water.

    The first two just look at the third one with a funny look, and finally one of them says, "Hey man, isn't that expensive?"
     
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  3. SiniStarR

    SiniStarR L8: Fancy Shmancy Member

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    [​IMG][/IMG]
     
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  4. J4CK8

    J4CK8 L11: Posh Member

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    Why did the payload cross the road?

    Because it's next path_track was at the other side.

    Why didn't the map work?

    Becuase I made it...
     
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  5. Trotim

    aa Trotim

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    Why did the bomb cart cross the road?

    Because it didn't have an angle of 0.

    :D :D :D
     
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  6. Mick-a-nator

    aa Mick-a-nator

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    ha, I like that one!

    ok, here's one for all you further mathematicians.

    Why did hammer crash...

    You made it transform and loose a dimention :D

    no? ok, its really bad even if you understand...
     
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  7. Void

    aa Void Local Man Unable To Map, Sources Say

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    why did the bomb cart explode

    because it reached the final terminus

    dohohohohoho
     
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  8. J4CK8

    J4CK8 L11: Posh Member

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    Why didn't the bomb cart explode?

    Becuase Pipeline decided to explode the cap before the cart was there...

    Anyone else ever seen this happen?
     
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  9. LordNor

    LordNor L3: Member

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    brilliant
     
  10. Dr. ROCKZO

    Dr. ROCKZO L8: Fancy Shmancy Member

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    Made me Smile. Thank You.
     
  11. Dr. ROCKZO

    Dr. ROCKZO L8: Fancy Shmancy Member

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    Why isn't my Radio Model Working?

    Because you've made it a Prop_Static.



    *Aly Helped.
     
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  12. Freyja

    aa Freyja It hurt itself in it's confusion!

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    fuuuuu Rockzo that was my joke.
     
  13. grazr

    aa grazr Old Man Mutant Ninja Turtle

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    When is an entity not an entity.








    :ig:
     
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  14. DaBeatzProject

    aa DaBeatzProject

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    :facepalm:


    When is your map fucked?






    :carve::carve::carve::carve:...
     
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  15. Micnax

    aa Micnax Back from the dead (again)

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    Yo' momma so fat, it took 20 supercomputers to carve her ass.
     
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  16. Cameron:D

    Cameron:D L6: Sharp Member

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    This thread makes me cry.

    They are all so lame, yet funny.
     
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  17. J4CK8

    J4CK8 L11: Posh Member

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    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Carve tool
    Piss off
    OK :(

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Carve tool carving through your door :sneaky2:
    D: Oh shi-
    *Door.exe has encoutnered an error and needs to close. We are sorry blah blah blah*
     
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  18. MrAlBobo

    MrAlBobo L13: Stunning Member

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    I believe this one is currently the most successful :p
     
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  19. nik

    nik L12: Fabulous Member

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    Q: What bird should you never use with hammer?


    A: Turkey.
     
  20. Sel

    Sel Banned

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