Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by The Political Gamer, Sep 28, 2009.
Why are mapping jokes like cp_orange_x3? They both suck.
Three mappers walk into a bar.
The first two order a beer, and the third one orders water.
The first two just look at the third one with a funny look, and finally one of them says, "Hey man, isn't that expensive?"
Why did the payload cross the road?
Because it's next path_track was at the other side.
Why didn't the map work?
Becuase I made it...
Why did the bomb cart cross the road?
Because it didn't have an angle of 0.
ha, I like that one!
ok, here's one for all you further mathematicians.
Why did hammer crash...
You made it transform and loose a dimention
no? ok, its really bad even if you understand...
why did the bomb cart explode
because it reached the final terminus
Why didn't the bomb cart explode?
Becuase Pipeline decided to explode the cap before the cart was there...
Anyone else ever seen this happen?
Made me Smile. Thank You.
Why isn't my Radio Model Working?
Because you've made it a Prop_Static.
fuuuuu Rockzo that was my joke.
When is an entity not an entity.
When is your map fucked?
Yo' momma so fat, it took 20 supercomputers to carve her ass.
This thread makes me cry.
They are all so lame, yet funny.
Carve tool carving through your door :sneaky2:
D: Oh shi-
*Door.exe has encoutnered an error and needs to close. We are sorry blah blah blah*
I believe this one is currently the most successful
Q: What bird should you never use with hammer?
Separate names with a comma.