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Mapping jokes!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by The Political Gamer, Sep 28, 2009.

  1. The Political Gamer

    aa The Political Gamer

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    What do mapper and a builder have in common?



    They both use Hammer(s)!


    Feel free to add your own. :p
     
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  2. Shoomonger

    Shoomonger L4: Comfortable Member

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    What the the create_func_explosion say to the prop_physics? BOOM!
     
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  3. A Boojum Snark

    aa A Boojum Snark Toraipoddodezain Mazahabado

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    What's worse than a leak?

    Two leaks.

    What's worst than two leaks?

    A TPG mapping joke.
     
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  4. The Political Gamer

    aa The Political Gamer

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    Oh thats cold.
     
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  5. Dr. ROCKZO

    Dr. ROCKZO L8: Fancy Shmancy Member

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    1337 Posts, Congratulations.

    Ok here we go.

    Why didn't the Cart go to the Dance?
    Because he didn't have the necessary path_track built.

    http://instantrimshot.com/
     
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  6. Freyja

    aa Freyja ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    These are sad. Very sad. But somewhat funny.
     
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  7. strangemodule

    strangemodule L5: Dapper Member

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    What do girls and VVIS have in common?

    ...



    ...


    Nothing, now go outside, goddamn nurdz!
     
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  8. Chaopsychochick

    Chaopsychochick L4: Comfortable Member

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    I dunno strange, I think that is wrong...

    As a girl, I can definitely attest to having a strong affinity to working with 'portals' ;)

    I feel somehow dirtier for saying that... but whatevs, the evil side of my brain compels me.

    As for a bad joke....

    Why didn't the two brushes have a duel at high noon?


    No-Draw
     
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  9. TheBladeRoden

    TheBladeRoden L7: Fancy Member

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    What does env_fire do?

    burrrrrrrrn
     
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  10. Void

    aa Void Local Man Unable To Map, Sources Say

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    What do you call an off-grid brush?

    A mathematical error.

    What's another phrase for your life?

    A mathematical error I'm about to correct.
     
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  11. Ninjilla

    Ninjilla L7: Fancy Member

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    What do bad sex and a badly optimized map going through vvis have in common?


    They never seem to finish fast enough.

    How do you Stop a blonde from finding her brush?


    Use the Cordon Tool
     
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  12. Void

    aa Void Local Man Unable To Map, Sources Say

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    What do impatient women and portalflow have in common?

    They're both waiting for their next period.
     
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  13. Tapp

    Tapp L10: Glamorous Member

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    What does VRAD and plr_scoville have in common?

    They'll both never finish!

    Nah, I like scoville, I'm just excited. I would bring up the func_chainsaw one, but I feel that that would be someone else's joke.

    What do quantum mechanics and optimisation have in common?

    If you can't see it, it's not really there (In theory).
     
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  14. Dr. ROCKZO

    Dr. ROCKZO L8: Fancy Shmancy Member

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    Void, you're terrible. Feel free to take that any way you want it. :p

    How much pain could a trigger_hurt inflict if a trigger_hurt could inflict pain?

    Depends on the integer value you've entered under the Damage Keyvalue.
     
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  15. grazr

    aa grazr Old Man Mutant Ninja Turtle

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    These are all so terrible :O
     
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  16. Cerulean

    Cerulean L3: Member

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    What did the first Path_track say to the next?

    "Things never seem to go my way."
     
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  17. The Political Gamer

    aa The Political Gamer

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    FYI Thats the point.
     
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  18. Ravidge

    aa Ravidge Grand Vizier

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    Q: Can you help me optimize my map?
    A: I can give you a hint.


    ...
     
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  19. Mr.Blob

    Mr.Blob L8: Fancy Shmancy Member

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    haha, very funny. :)
     
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  20. Cameron:D

    Cameron:D L6: Sharp Member

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    I'll skip this one...
     
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