Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by The Political Gamer, Sep 28, 2009.
What do mapper and a builder have in common?
They both use Hammer(s)!
Feel free to add your own.
What the the create_func_explosion say to the prop_physics? BOOM!
What's worse than a leak?
What's worst than two leaks?
A TPG mapping joke.
Oh thats cold.
1337 Posts, Congratulations.
Ok here we go.
Why didn't the Cart go to the Dance?
Because he didn't have the necessary path_track built.
These are sad. Very sad. But somewhat funny.
What do girls and VVIS have in common?
Nothing, now go outside, goddamn nurdz!
I dunno strange, I think that is wrong...
As a girl, I can definitely attest to having a strong affinity to working with 'portals'
I feel somehow dirtier for saying that... but whatevs, the evil side of my brain compels me.
As for a bad joke....
Why didn't the two brushes have a duel at high noon?
What does env_fire do?
What do you call an off-grid brush?
A mathematical error.
What's another phrase for your life?
A mathematical error I'm about to correct.
What do bad sex and a badly optimized map going through vvis have in common?
They never seem to finish fast enough.
How do you Stop a blonde from finding her brush?
Use the Cordon Tool
What do impatient women and portalflow have in common?
They're both waiting for their next period.
What does VRAD and plr_scoville have in common?
They'll both never finish!
Nah, I like scoville, I'm just excited. I would bring up the func_chainsaw one, but I feel that that would be someone else's joke.
What do quantum mechanics and optimisation have in common?
If you can't see it, it's not really there (In theory).
Void, you're terrible. Feel free to take that any way you want it.
How much pain could a trigger_hurt inflict if a trigger_hurt could inflict pain?
Depends on the integer value you've entered under the Damage Keyvalue.
These are all so terrible :O
What did the first Path_track say to the next?
"Things never seem to go my way."
FYI Thats the point.
Q: Can you help me optimize my map?
A: I can give you a hint.
haha, very funny.
I'll skip this one...
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