Mapping jokes!

[Omena]

So I was talking to this Engineer for 4 hours straight the other day. Then an enemy soldier came and shot him - or well, the missile went right past him. Then I realised I was talking to a func_illusionary. *facepalm*

 

[jpr]

Your mom is so fat she causes a leak because she doesn't fit in the map

 

[Harpo_53]

My forehead and palm are in serious pain right now.

 

[Prestige]

I want my next map to get to a10 (a 10)

 

[nik]

GL with that

<3

 

[Freyja]

What do nodraw and aly have in common?



They will both never show their face.

Technically that's untrue, many people here have seen a photo of me.

 

[Mr. Wimples]

A mapper calls his roofer:

Mapper: Hey, I just fixed a leak in my roof.
Roofer: Why are you calling me then?
Mapper: I can't find the compile button.

/me slaps knee

 

[Jeremy]

The one place I can actually tell really nerdy jokes - and I can't think of one. FML

 

[Crash]

These are terrible and you are all terrible people.

 

[Jeremy]

Q: Why was the trigger_changelevel working hard?
A: He was taking it to the next level.

Best I can think of.

 

[jpr]

One day Skip and his best friend Hint were talking:
Skip: I'm depressed
Hint: Why?
Skip: Sometimes I feel like everybody is ignoring me

 

[Vincent]

One day Skip and his best friend Hint were talking:
Skip: I'm depressed
Hint: Why?
Skip: Sometimes I feel like everybody is ignoring me

*groan*

 

[Dragonstorm24]

bad joke incoming:

why did the mapper delete his water brushes?

because he needed to check for leaks.

 

[Jeremy]

Everything's overscaled in Texas.

 

[honorum646]

EDIT: Seriously, what is with these damn necro posts?!

 

[Moose]

What do you call a cp map with no objectives?

pointless

 

[Jeremy]

EDIT: Seriously, what is with these damn necro posts?!

Just over a week without posts isn't necessarily necro-posting - especially if the thread was still on the first page.

 

[WastedMeerkat]

What do you call a cp map with no objectives?

pointless

This one is genius. Had to say it.

 

[Karnage]

this thread is a Source of facepalm

 

[Numerous]

this thread is a Source of facepalm

Several years ago, way back before HL2, there was a similar thread on a different forum. The source was Gold.