Mapping jokes!

[The Political Gamer]

What do mapper and a builder have in common?



They both use Hammer(s)!


Feel free to add your own.

 

[Shoomonger]

What the the create_func_explosion say to the prop_physics? BOOM!

 

[A Boojum Snark]

What's worse than a leak?

Two leaks.

What's worst than two leaks?

A TPG mapping joke.

 

[The Political Gamer]

What's worse than a leak?

Two leaks.

What's worst than two leaks?

A TPG mapping joke.

Oh thats cold.

 

[Dr. ROCKZO]

1337 Posts, Congratulations.

Ok here we go.

Why didn't the Cart go to the Dance?
Because he didn't have the necessary path_track built.

http://instantrimshot.com/

 

[Freyja]

These are sad. Very sad. But somewhat funny.

 

[strangemodule]

What do girls and VVIS have in common?

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Nothing, now go outside, goddamn nurdz!

 

[Chaopsychochick]

I dunno strange, I think that is wrong...

As a girl, I can definitely attest to having a strong affinity to working with 'portals'

I feel somehow dirtier for saying that... but whatevs, the evil side of my brain compels me.

As for a bad joke....

Why didn't the two brushes have a duel at high noon?


No-Draw

 

[TheBladeRoden]

What's worse than a leak?

Two leaks.

What's worst than two leaks?

A TPG mapping joke.

What does env_fire do?

burrrrrrrrn

 

[Void]

What do you call an off-grid brush?

A mathematical error.

What's another phrase for your life?

A mathematical error I'm about to correct.

 

[Ninjilla]

What do bad sex and a badly optimized map going through vvis have in common?


They never seem to finish fast enough.

How do you Stop a blonde from finding her brush?


Use the Cordon Tool

 

[Void]

What do impatient women and portalflow have in common?

They're both waiting for their next period.

 

[Tapp]

What does VRAD and plr_scoville have in common?

They'll both never finish!

Nah, I like scoville, I'm just excited. I would bring up the func_chainsaw one, but I feel that that would be someone else's joke.

What do quantum mechanics and optimisation have in common?

If you can't see it, it's not really there (In theory).

 

[Dr. ROCKZO]

Void, you're terrible. Feel free to take that any way you want it.

How much pain could a trigger_hurt inflict if a trigger_hurt could inflict pain?

Depends on the integer value you've entered under the Damage Keyvalue.

 

[grazr]

These are all so terrible :O

 

[Cerulean]

What did the first Path_track say to the next?

"Things never seem to go my way."

 

[The Political Gamer]

These are all so terrible :O

FYI Thats the point.

 

[Ravidge]

Q: Can you help me optimize my map?
A: I can give you a hint.


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[Mr.Blob]

Why didn't the Cart go to the Dance?
Because he didn't have the necessary path_track built.

haha, very funny.

 

[Cameron:D]

Q: Can you help me optimize my map?
A: I can give you a hint.


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I'll skip this one...