3 word story

Izotope

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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens, that look like
 

Kraken

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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliensthat haven't starred
 

Vel0city

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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded
 

Izotope

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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves
 

Kraken

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Dec 21, 2014
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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the
 
Oct 6, 2008
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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre.
 

Bunbun

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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO
 

Vel0city

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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson
 

Empyre

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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is
 

Vel0city

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Dec 6, 2014
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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How
 
Oct 6, 2008
1,954
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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its
 
Oct 6, 2008
1,954
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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its Barbra Walter Bingo
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
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Mar 6, 2013
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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its Barbra Walter Bingo deluxe action kit?
 

Vel0city

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Dec 6, 2014
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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its Barbra Walter Bingo deluxe action kit?" To answer that,
 
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Digaag Wa Riz

Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its Barbra Walter Bingo deluxe action kit?" To answer that, one must look
 

Zed

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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its Barbra Walter Bingo deluxe action kit?" To answer that, one must look at the horse
 

Bunbun

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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its Barbra Walter Bingo deluxe action kit?" To answer that, one must look at the horse and do karate
 

Vel0city

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Dec 6, 2014
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Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its Barbra Walter Bingo deluxe action kit?" To answer that, one must look at the horse and do karate with a flamethrower.
 
Oct 6, 2008
1,954
446
Our new story always begins with exactly three words. Merasmus was peacefully sleeping with his Joseph Joestar dakimakura Big Johnson toy also known as a teddy bear. BUT SURPRISE!!! Teddybears are not aliens; rather, they are from outer space and are aliens that haven't starred in a Valve-funded Pipes and Valves Simulation from the Opposing Force Genre. "HO HO HO" said Cave Johnson, "Now this is a BOAT!!! How did it get pizza on its Barbra Walter Bingo deluxe action kit?" To answer that, one must look at the horse and do karate with a flamethrower while toasting marshmellows.