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A new sentence would have been abandoned if Barabara Walters showed a severed head stuffed with tasty non-dairy whipped cream, but obviously she misplaced her dictionary with a ten
 

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A new sentence would have been abandoned if Barabara Walters showed a severed head stuffed with tasty non-dairy whipped cream, but obviously she misplaced her dictionary with a ten gallon hat filled
 

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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes for gorillas, or big, juicy, tasty sirloin steaks. Following the tragic death of the brainless dovetailed ringworm overlord they deorbited their unknown body parts using heavily oversized parachutes to drag their oversized arms into Disneyland that suddenly time-traveled to the Big Bang.

A new sentence would have been abandoned if Barabara Walters showed a severed head stuffed with tasty non-dairy whipped cream, but obviously she misplaced her dictionary with a ten gallon hat filled for 10 percent.

If i forget to copy the section before the new sentence just copy it again. The story should be complete so people can easily try to make a reference to some early point (if they succeed)
 
Oct 6, 2008
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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes for gorillas, or big, juicy, tasty sirloin steaks. Following the tragic death of the brainless dovetailed ringworm overlord they deorbited their unknown body parts using heavily oversized parachutes to drag their oversized arms into Disneyland that suddenly time-traveled to the Big Bang.

A new sentence would have been abandoned if Barabara Walters showed a severed head stuffed with tasty non-dairy whipped cream, but obviously she misplaced her dictionary with a ten gallon hat filled for 10 percent.

If i forget to copy the section before the new sentence just copy it again. The story should be complete so people can easily try to make a reference to some early point (if they succeed) or some earlier
 

radarhead

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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes for gorillas, or big, juicy, tasty sirloin steaks. Following the tragic death of the brainless dovetailed ringworm overlord they deorbited their unknown body parts using heavily oversized parachutes to drag their oversized arms into Disneyland that suddenly time-traveled to the Big Bang.

A new sentence would have been abandoned if Barabara Walters showed a severed head stuffed with tasty non-dairy whipped cream, but obviously she misplaced her dictionary with a ten gallon hat filled for 10 percent.

If I forget to copy the section before the new sentence just copy it again. The story should be complete so people can easily try to make a reference to some early point (if they succeed) or some earlier form of life
 

Zed

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Aug 7, 2014
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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes for gorillas, or big, juicy, tasty sirloin steaks. Following the tragic death of the brainless dovetailed ringworm overlord they deorbited their unknown body parts using heavily oversized parachutes to drag their oversized arms into Disneyland that suddenly time-traveled to the Big Bang.

A new sentence would have been abandoned if Barabara Walters showed a severed head stuffed with tasty non-dairy whipped cream, but obviously she misplaced her dictionary with a ten gallon hat filled for 10 percent.

If I forget to copy the section before the new sentence just copy it again. The story should be complete so people can easily try to make a reference to some early point (if they succeed) or some earlier form of life like an amoeba.
 

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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes for gorillas, or big, juicy, tasty sirloin steaks. Following the tragic death of the brainless dovetailed ringworm overlord they deorbited their unknown body parts using heavily oversized parachutes to drag their oversized arms into Disneyland that suddenly time-traveled to the Big Bang.

A new sentence would have been abandoned if Barabara Walters showed a severed head stuffed with tasty non-dairy whipped cream, but obviously she misplaced her dictionary with a ten gallon hat filled for 10 percent.

If I forget to copy the section before the new sentence just copy it again. The story should be complete so people can easily try to make a reference to some early point (if they succeed) or some earlier form of life like an amoeba.A undeveloped character
 

Zed

Certified Most Crunk™
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Aug 7, 2014
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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes for gorillas, or big, juicy, tasty sirloin steaks. Following the tragic death of the brainless dovetailed ringworm overlord they deorbited their unknown body parts using heavily oversized parachutes to drag their oversized arms into Disneyland that suddenly time-traveled to the Big Bang.

A new sentence would have been abandoned if Barabara Walters showed a severed head stuffed with tasty non-dairy whipped cream, but obviously she misplaced her dictionary with a ten gallon hat filled for 10 percent.

If I forget to copy the section before the new sentence just copy it again. The story should be complete so people can easily try to make a reference to some early point (if they succeed) or some earlier form of life like an amoeba. An undeveloped character, or an amoeba,
 
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Digaag Wa Riz

This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes for gorillas, or big, juicy, tasty sirloin steaks. Following the tragic death of the brainless dovetailed ringworm overlord they deorbited their unknown body parts using heavily oversized parachutes to drag their oversized arms into Disneyland that suddenly time-traveled to the Big Bang.

A new sentence would have been abandoned if Barabara Walters showed a severed head stuffed with tasty non-dairy whipped cream, but obviously she misplaced her dictionary with a ten gallon hat filled for 10 percent.

If I forget to copy the section before the new sentence just copy it again. The story should be complete so people can easily try to make a reference to some early point (if they succeed) or some earlier form of life like an amoeba. An undeveloped character, or an amoeba, produced this paragraph.
 
Oct 6, 2008
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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes for gorillas, or big, juicy, tasty sirloin steaks. Following the tragic death of the brainless dovetailed ringworm overlord they deorbited their unknown body parts using heavily oversized parachutes to drag their oversized arms into Disneyland that suddenly time-traveled to the Big Bang.

A new sentence would have been abandoned if Barabara Walters showed a severed head stuffed with tasty non-dairy whipped cream, but obviously she misplaced her dictionary with a ten gallon hat filled for 10 percent.

If I forget to copy the section before the new sentence just copy it again. The story should be complete so people can easily try to make a reference to some early point (if they succeed) or some earlier form of life like an amoeba. An undeveloped character, or an amoeba, produced this paragraph. What a crock
 

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Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
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Sep 8, 2008
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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes for gorillas, or big, juicy, tasty sirloin steaks. Following the tragic death of the brainless dovetailed ringworm overlord they deorbited their unknown body parts using heavily oversized parachutes to drag their oversized arms into Disneyland that suddenly time-traveled to the Big Bang.

A new sentence would have been abandoned if Barabara Walters showed a severed head stuffed with tasty non-dairy whipped cream, but obviously she misplaced her dictionary with a ten gallon hat filled for 10 percent.

If I forget to copy the section before the new sentence just copy it again. The story should be complete so people can easily try to make a reference to some early point (if they succeed) or some earlier form of life like an amoeba. An undeveloped character, or an amoeba, produced this paragraph. What a crock decided to copy,
 
Oct 6, 2008
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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes for gorillas, or big, juicy, tasty sirloin steaks. Following the tragic death of the brainless dovetailed ringworm overlord they deorbited their unknown body parts using heavily oversized parachutes to drag their oversized arms into Disneyland that suddenly time-traveled to the Big Bang.

A new sentence would have been abandoned if Barabara Walters showed a severed head stuffed with tasty non-dairy whipped cream, but obviously she misplaced her dictionary with a ten gallon hat filled for 10 percent.

If I forget to copy the section before the new sentence just copy it again. The story should be complete so people can easily try to make a reference to some early point (if they succeed) or some earlier form of life like an amoeba. An undeveloped character, or an amoeba, produced this paragraph. What a crock decided to copy, wee willie winkie's
 
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Digaag Wa Riz

This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes for gorillas, or big, juicy, tasty sirloin steaks. Following the tragic death of the brainless dovetailed ringworm overlord they deorbited their unknown body parts using heavily oversized parachutes to drag their oversized arms into Disneyland that suddenly time-traveled to the Big Bang.

A new sentence would have been abandoned if Barabara Walters showed a severed head stuffed with tasty non-dairy whipped cream, but obviously she misplaced her dictionary with a ten gallon hat filled for 10 percent.

If I forget to copy the section before the new sentence just copy it again. The story should be complete so people can easily try to make a reference to some early point (if they succeed) or some earlier form of life like an amoeba. An undeveloped character, or an amoeba, produced this paragraph. What a crock decided to copy, grammatically unsound sentence.
 
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this thread has just entered the parallel universe:

wee willie winkie's

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grammatically unsound sentence
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
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Sep 8, 2008
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This new story from the news surprised us all with its ridiculously detailed account of dovetailed ringworms that supposedly didn't exist. Thankfully, our hero, a strong young closet-racist tortoise named Mitch McConnell bought some unfitting inflatable bouncy castles laced with explosives for children to reach the sky in fashioned manners. While in orbit, they were able to spew chunks of satellite debris while eating hoovies, towards the worms of team 17. Because of the bad plotline in scene number seventeen of the movie, no one understood the mirror universe where the worms were tween girls of the age -101, their fetishes for gorillas, or big, juicy, tasty sirloin steaks. Following the tragic death of the brainless dovetailed ringworm overlord they deorbited their unknown body parts using heavily oversized parachutes to drag their oversized arms into Disneyland that suddenly time-traveled to the Big Bang.

A new sentence would have been abandoned if Barabara Walters showed a severed head stuffed with tasty non-dairy whipped cream, but obviously she misplaced her dictionary with a ten gallon hat filled for 10 percent.

If I forget to copy the section before the new sentence just copy it again. The story should be complete so people can easily try to make a reference to some early point (if they succeed) or some earlier form of life like an amoeba. An undeveloped character, or an amoeba, produced this paragraph. What a crock decided to copy, wee willie winkie's with weird words.
 

Empyre

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You guys are adding to somebody's comment, rather than the story itself. That signals that it is time to start over yet again with the following three words:

In the early
 
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In the early hours before the following three words
 
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Digaag Wa Riz

In the early hours before the following three words were written down, the admin of