3 word story

[radarhead]

Chapter 7: Teletubbies.
The dawn of Chuck Norris! Steam Summer Sale! Why are we on this Earth? Because we don't forfeit our lunch on the Moon, or Chuck Norris!
Pootis Pootis Poot, pizzabubble pizzabubble whee and Tinky Winky all set out for the windmill.
"Why that Sun look like unicorn?" said the unicorn to the ogre.
"Who cares?" replied Donkey. "How about a Chuck Norris up your rear?"
"Ah, no thanks, I already have submitted my general rear area to Chuck Norris Bingo. Nicolas Cage is hot," replied Tinky Winky and then suddenly: pineapples!
"What shits out Chinese firecrackers?" asked Lee to Pootis. "And where's Miss Pauling?" said a very irritable Wayne Brady.
Suddenly in flew Barraco Barner, the only one who can eat it in time. Still raining sandwichs outside, the sand witches couldn't believe their delicious olive eyes. "What a world, raining sandwichs... really? Can't you just pluralize "sandwich" correctly? Can't you find an end to this hell? It's beginning to be mildly uncomfortable here.
Which kills us when we try to outsmart it, because Pizzabubble died

 

[Vincent]

Chapter 7: Teletubbies.
The dawn of Chuck Norris! Steam Summer Sale! Why are we on this Earth? Because we don't forfeit our lunch on the Moon, or Chuck Norris!
Pootis Pootis Poot, pizzabubble pizzabubble whee and Tinky Winky all set out for the windmill.
"Why that Sun look like unicorn?" said the unicorn to the ogre.
"Who cares?" replied Donkey. "How about a Chuck Norris up your rear?"
"Ah, no thanks, I already have submitted my general rear area to Chuck Norris Bingo. Nicolas Cage is hot," replied Tinky Winky and then suddenly: pineapples!
"What shits out Chinese firecrackers?" asked Lee to Pootis. "And where's Miss Pauling?" said a very irritable Wayne Brady.
Suddenly in flew Barraco Barner, the only one who can eat it in time. Still raining sandwichs outside, the sand witches couldn't believe their delicious olive eyes. "What a world, raining sandwichs... really? Can't you just pluralize "sandwich" correctly? Can't you find an end to this hell? It's beginning to be mildly uncomfortable here.
Which kills us when we try to outsmart it, because Pizzabubble died.

Chapter 8: Packaged Enchilada

 

[Vel0city]

Chapter 8: Packaged Enchilada

Charging a Demoman

 

[radarhead]

Chapter 8: Packaged Enchilada

Charging a Demoman with a 9-volt

 

[Vincent]

Chapter 8: Packaged Enchilada

Charging a Demoman with a 9-volt electronic pizza will undoubtedly produce terrific

 

[radarhead]

Chapter 8: Packaged Enchilada

Charging a Demoman with a 9-volt electronic pizza will undoubtedly produce terrific enchilada sauce. Of

 

[Ælement]

Chapter 8: Packaged Enchilada

Charging a Demoman with a 9-volt electronic pizza will undoubtedly produce terrific enchilada sauce. Of men and dank

 

[radarhead]

Chapter 8: Packaged Enchilada

Charging a Demoman with a 9-volt electronic pizza will undoubtedly produce terrific enchilada sauce. Of men and dank weed smokers, neither

 

[UKCS-Alias]

Chapter 8: Packaged Enchilada

Charging a Demoman with a 9-volt electronic pizza will undoubtedly produce terrific enchilada sauce. Of men and dank weed smokers, neither accepted that the

 

[saph]

Chapter 8: Packaged Enchilada

Charging a Demoman with a 9-volt electronic pizza will undoubtedly produce terrific enchilada sauce. Of men and dank weed smokers, neither accepted that the gun shot ducks.

 

[Kraken]

Chapter 8: Packaged Enchilada

Charging a Demoman with a 9-volt electronic pizza will undoubtedly produce terrific enchilada sauce. Of men and dank weed smokers, neither accepted that the gun shot ducks. Well after this

 

[Vincent]

Chapter 8: Packaged Enchilada

Charging a Demoman with a 9-volt electronic pizza will undoubtedly produce terrific enchilada sauce. Of men and dank weed smokers, neither accepted that the gun shot ducks. Well after this the gun shot

 

[radarhead]

Chapter 8: Packaged Enchilada

Charging a Demoman with a 9-volt electronic pizza will undoubtedly produce terrific enchilada sauce. Of men and dank weed smokers, neither accepted that the gun shot ducks. Well after this the gun shot frozen Mexican entrees

 

[Vel0city]

Chapter 8: Packaged Enchilada

Charging a Demoman with a 9-volt electronic pizza will undoubtedly produce terrific enchilada sauce. Of men and dank weed smokers, neither accepted that the gun shot ducks. Well after this the gun shot frozen Mexican entrees right in their

 

[Empyre]

Chapter 8: Packaged Enchilada

Charging a Demoman with a 9-volt electronic pizza will undoubtedly produce terrific enchilada sauce. Of men and dank weed smokers, neither accepted that the gun shot ducks. Well after this the gun shot frozen Mexican entrees right in their freezers. When the

 

[radarhead]

Chapter 8: Packaged Enchilada

Charging a Demoman with a 9-volt electronic pizza will undoubtedly produce terrific enchilada sauce. Of men and dank weed smokers, neither accepted that the gun shot ducks. Well after this the gun shot frozen Mexican entrees right in their freezers. When the door-to-door salesman knocked,

 

[Vincent]

Chapter 8: Packaged Enchilada

Charging a Demoman with a 9-volt electronic pizza will undoubtedly produce terrific enchilada sauce. Of men and dank weed smokers, neither accepted that the gun shot ducks. Well after this the gun shot frozen Mexican entrees right in their freezers. When the door-to-door salesman knocked he victory screeched.

 

[Kraken]

Chapter 8: Packaged Enchilada

Charging a Demoman with a 9-volt electronic pizza will undoubtedly produce terrific enchilada sauce. Of men and dank weed smokers, neither accepted that the gun shot ducks. Well after this the gun shot frozen Mexican entrees right in their freezers. When the door-to-door salesman knocked he victory screeched. "Stop this very

 

[Vel0city]

Chapter 8: Packaged Enchilada

Charging a Demoman with a 9-volt electronic pizza will undoubtedly produce terrific enchilada sauce. Of men and dank weed smokers, neither accepted that the gun shot ducks. Well after this the gun shot frozen Mexican entrees right in their freezers. When the door-to-door salesman knocked he victory screeched. "Stop this very ugly monkey! It's

 

[Vincent]

Chapter 8: Packaged Enchilada

Charging a Demoman with a 9-volt electronic pizza will undoubtedly produce terrific enchilada sauce. Of men and dank weed smokers, neither accepted that the gun shot ducks. Well after this the gun shot frozen Mexican entrees right in their freezers. When the door-to-door salesman knocked he victory screeched. "Stop this very ugly monkey! It's eating my enchilada!"