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Chapter 3: Pootis-Gottam-Rap

Professor Snape of jam land decided that the time to get bitches was nearing. "Scaramouche, Dean Kamen," Snape whispered to the ant colony under Tommy Weisu's armpit cavity. The ants began to boogie to funky gravity, until sixteen Nazis heil'd the Fuhrer who then began the chair massacre with a toilet. Only then could 99 sheeps of various sizes and flavors compete internationally. Or could they? Don't know much about Quantum Mechanics in this country so yes, Merasmus, quantum faeries exist. "Good joke mate" said, Tom Jones."Thanks m8" said Fresh Prince's Carlton as he furiously strapped himself to ten-thousand canned kittens. With jet engines, Carlton just managed to destroy this other jet engine that was strapped to his dong. "Hot", said Doctor Doofenshmirtz, as he burned to death. Isaac Kleiner watched in satisfaction as Vladimir Pootin arranged a fancy dinner to celebrate the genocide of Gibus Gib Gibs BUT LUCKY HE ESCAPED!

Snape gets funky: breaks a leg.
 
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Chapter 3: Pootis-Gottam-Rap

Professor Snape of jam land decided that the time to get bitches was nearing. "Scaramouche, Dean Kamen," Snape whispered to the ant colony under Tommy Weisu's armpit cavity. The ants began to boogie to funky gravity, until sixteen Nazis heil'd the Fuhrer who then began the chair massacre with a toilet. Only then could 99 sheeps of various sizes and flavors compete internationally. Or could they? Don't know much about Quantum Mechanics in this country so yes, Merasmus, quantum faeries exist. "Good joke mate" said, Tom Jones."Thanks m8" said Fresh Prince's Carlton as he furiously strapped himself to ten-thousand canned kittens. With jet engines, Carlton just managed to destroy this other jet engine that was strapped to his dong. "Hot", said Doctor Doofenshmirtz, as he burned to death. Isaac Kleiner watched in satisfaction as Vladimir Pootin arranged a fancy dinner to celebrate the genocide of Gibus Gib Gibs BUT LUCKY HE ESCAPED!

Snape gets funky: breaks a leg. And a heart
 
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Chapter 3: Pootis-Gottam-Rap

Professor Snape of jam land decided that the time to get bitches was nearing. "Scaramouche, Dean Kamen," Snape whispered to the ant colony under Tommy Weisu's armpit cavity. The ants began to boogie to funky gravity, until sixteen Nazis heil'd the Fuhrer who then began the chair massacre with a toilet. Only then could 99 sheeps of various sizes and flavors compete internationally. Or could they? Don't know much about Quantum Mechanics in this country so yes, Merasmus, quantum faeries exist. "Good joke mate" said, Tom Jones."Thanks m8" said Fresh Prince's Carlton as he furiously strapped himself to ten-thousand canned kittens. With jet engines, Carlton just managed to destroy this other jet engine that was strapped to his dong. "Hot", said Doctor Doofenshmirtz, as he burned to death. Isaac Kleiner watched in satisfaction as Vladimir Pootin arranged a fancy dinner to celebrate the genocide of Gibus Gib Gibs BUT LUCKY HE ESCAPED!

Snape gets funky: breaks a leg. And a heart of gold gets
 
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Chapter 3: Pootis-Gottam-Rap

Professor Snape of jam land decided that the time to get bitches was nearing. "Scaramouche, Dean Kamen," Snape whispered to the ant colony under Tommy Weisu's armpit cavity. The ants began to boogie to funky gravity, until sixteen Nazis heil'd the Fuhrer who then began the chair massacre with a toilet. Only then could 99 sheeps of various sizes and flavors compete internationally. Or could they? Don't know much about Quantum Mechanics in this country so yes, Merasmus, quantum faeries exist. "Good joke mate" said, Tom Jones."Thanks m8" said Fresh Prince's Carlton as he furiously strapped himself to ten-thousand canned kittens. With jet engines, Carlton just managed to destroy this other jet engine that was strapped to his dong. "Hot", said Doctor Doofenshmirtz, as he burned to death. Isaac Kleiner watched in satisfaction as Vladimir Pootin arranged a fancy dinner to celebrate the genocide of Gibus Gib Gibs BUT LUCKY HE ESCAPED!

Snape gets funky: breaks a leg. And a heart of gold gets broken. Moving on:
 
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Anreol

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Chapter 3: Pootis-Gottam-Rap

Professor Snape of jam land decided that the time to get bitches was nearing. "Scaramouche, Dean Kamen," Snape whispered to the ant colony under Tommy Weisu's armpit cavity. The ants began to boogie to funky gravity, until sixteen Nazis heil'd the Fuhrer who then began the chair massacre with a toilet. Only then could 99 sheeps of various sizes and flavors compete internationally. Or could they? Don't know much about Quantum Mechanics in this country so yes, Merasmus, quantum faeries exist. "Good joke mate" said, Tom Jones."Thanks m8" said Fresh Prince's Carlton as he furiously strapped himself to ten-thousand canned kittens. With jet engines, Carlton just managed to destroy this other jet engine that was strapped to his dong. "Hot", said Doctor Doofenshmirtz, as he burned to death. Isaac Kleiner watched in satisfaction as Vladimir Pootin arranged a fancy dinner to celebrate the genocide of Gibus Gib Gibs BUT LUCKY HE ESCAPED!

Snape gets funky: breaks a leg. And a heart of gold gets broken. Moving on: Jet fuel cant
 
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Chapter 3: Pootis-Gottam-Rap

Professor Snape of jam land decided that the time to get bitches was nearing. "Scaramouche, Dean Kamen," Snape whispered to the ant colony under Tommy Weisu's armpit cavity. The ants began to boogie to funky gravity, until sixteen Nazis heil'd the Fuhrer who then began the chair massacre with a toilet. Only then could 99 sheeps of various sizes and flavors compete internationally. Or could they? Don't know much about Quantum Mechanics in this country so yes, Merasmus, quantum faeries exist. "Good joke mate" said, Tom Jones."Thanks m8" said Fresh Prince's Carlton as he furiously strapped himself to ten-thousand canned kittens. With jet engines, Carlton just managed to destroy this other jet engine that was strapped to his dong. "Hot", said Doctor Doofenshmirtz, as he burned to death. Isaac Kleiner watched in satisfaction as Vladimir Pootin arranged a fancy dinner to celebrate the genocide of Gibus Gib Gibs BUT LUCKY HE ESCAPED!

Snape gets funky: breaks a leg. And a heart of gold gets broken. Moving on: Jet fuel cant but gasoline can.
 
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Chapter 3: Pootis-Gottam-Rap

Professor Snape of jam land decided that the time to get bitches was nearing. "Scaramouche, Dean Kamen," Snape whispered to the ant colony under Tommy Weisu's armpit cavity. The ants began to boogie to funky gravity, until sixteen Nazis heil'd the Fuhrer who then began the chair massacre with a toilet. Only then could 99 sheeps of various sizes and flavors compete internationally. Or could they? Don't know much about Quantum Mechanics in this country so yes, Merasmus, quantum faeries exist. "Good joke mate" said, Tom Jones."Thanks m8" said Fresh Prince's Carlton as he furiously strapped himself to ten-thousand canned kittens. With jet engines, Carlton just managed to destroy this other jet engine that was strapped to his dong. "Hot", said Doctor Doofenshmirtz, as he burned to death. Isaac Kleiner watched in satisfaction as Vladimir Pootin arranged a fancy dinner to celebrate the genocide of Gibus Gib Gibs BUT LUCKY HE ESCAPED!

Snape gets funky: breaks a leg. And a heart of gold gets broken. Moving on: Jet fuel cant but gasoline can. Except for Nintendon't
 
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Chapter 4: Moose-King

Having completed his ultimate pancake quest
 
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Chapter 4: Moose-King

Having completed his ultimate pancake quest he went on
 
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Having completed his ultimate pancake quest, he went on to eat a doughnut.
 
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Chapter 4: Moose-King

Having completed his ultimate pancake quest, he went on to eat a doughnut. Then he realizes
 
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Chapter 4: Moose-King

Having completed his ultimate pancake quest, he went on to eat a doughnut. Then he realizes pancakes are not
 
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Chapter 4: Moose-King

Having completed his ultimate pancake quest, he went on to eat a doughnut. Then he realizes pancakes are not doughnuts. Moving on to cupcakes which
 
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Chapter 4: Moose-King

Having completed his ultimate pancake quest, he went on to eat a doughnut. Then he realizes pancakes are not doughnuts. Moving on to cupcakes which were baked by
 
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Chapter 4: Moose-King

Having completed his ultimate pancake quest, he went on to eat a doughnut. Then he realizes pancakes are not doughnuts. Moving on to cupcakes which were baked by the great mighty
 
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Chapter 4: Moose-King

Having completed his ultimate pancake quest, he went on to eat a doughnut. Then he realizes pancakes are not doughnuts. Moving on to cupcakes which were baked by the great mighty Painis J. Cupcake.
 
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