Why do you love steam convos?

[Wilson]

])oo]v[: last one made me think of quake more than zelda
])oo]v[: then again ive never played LoZ
Aly: Out!
])oo]v[ left chat.

 

[Wilson]

Wilson: oh! We also have caps lock protection
Jethro: HE IS MAD.
Jethro: NO YOU DON'T.
-drp: yes we do
Jethro was kicked by -drp.
-drp: =PROTECTED=

 

[Seba]

Hanz entered chat.
15:07 - K♥nata: I guess this chat just got
15:07 - K♥nata: *puts on sunglasses*
15:07 - void: dicks
15:08 - K♥nata: Hanz on
15:08 - void: just got dicks
15:08 - Seba: We just got dicks
15:08 - LeSwordfish: hanz on dicks
15:08 - K♥nata: oh fuck you guys

 

[Wilson]

Rexy: black magic
weapon_penguin disconnected.
Rexy: I win penguin. I win.
cyked_laptop disconnected.
Rexy: I win cyked. I win.
Detective Moosε disconnected.
Detective Moosε entered chat.
Rexy: l win moose, I win--
Rexy: uh
Rexy: nevermind

 

[RavenStryker]

 

[Seba]

18:22 - tpg | GRU Heavy is best Heavy!: http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/1079/mylittlemindrape.png :v
18:24 - func_door™: tpg the squiggly writing in this doesn't help to convey the already pretty obtuse message here
18:24 - Detective Moosε: ^
18:24 - tpg | GRU Heavy is best Heavy!: >.>
18:24 - tpg | GRU Heavy is best Heavy!: I hate you people
tpg | GRU Heavy is best Heavy! left chat.
18:24 - item_erich: LOL
18:24 - Detective Moosε: owned
18:24 - func_door™: I win
18:24 - func_door™: dominated

 

[skinnynerd]

10:57 PM - CurrentlyFapping: More like 1 is starting to get pretty late
10:57 PM - CurrentlyFapping: I wake up around 6.
10:58 PM - NotSoHarmlessNow,Eh?: 11 is late enough that there aren't as many people in chat
10:58 PM - CurrentlyFapping: Just because I do it naturally
10:59 PM - NotSoHarmlessNow,Eh?: CurrentlyFapping: Just because I do it naturally
Taken out of context, this could potentially be funny...
10:59 PM - Eyce: >_>
11:00 PM - CurrentlyFapping: I see what you did there.
11:00 PM - Eyce: TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT, THAT COULD BE FUNNY TOO
11:00 PM - CurrentlyFapping: Oh lordy lord.

 

[Ginger]

Fluffin: Mail it to Twitter's headquarters
tpg | GRU Heavy is best Heavy!: oh
Kiwi: Hey guys, anyone know any good tut's to start modelling in Max?
LeSwordfish entered chat.
A Boojum Snark: Buy a pretty dress
Godslayer57 llGHll: Kiwi you could ask Rexy
A Boojum Snark: and practice in front of your own mirror
Kiwi: Thanks Booj
Kiwi: Cheers god ;D
YM: No booj, that's modelling to the max

 

[The Political Gamer]

YM disconnected.
11:36 AM - func_door™: why would anyone want to be reminded of hoodoo
YM entered chat.

 

[Konata]

6:49 PM - func_door™: is it gay for a quadrapelegic to accept handjobs from a guy
6:49 PM - <3Prestige<3: yes
6:49 PM - Languid: hrm
6:49 PM - <3Prestige<3: find a chick
6:49 PM - Languid: I would say that is borderline
6:49 PM - yyler <3: i would say no
6:49 PM - func_door™: but what if it's only health reasons
6:49 PM - func_door™: reduced prostate cancer chances etc
6:49 PM - Languid: I mean you wouldnt have to pay nearly as much to get a dude to do it
6:49 PM - yyler <3: as a gay man if i was a quadruple amputee i wouldnt say no to a nun jerkin me off in ww2 you know
6:50 PM - func_door™: lets go a step further and say that the guy is a trained medical professional
6:50 PM - weapon_penguin: professional handjob giver
6:50 PM - func_door™: lmao
6:50 PM - weapon_penguin: man all those years in med school
6:50 PM - weapon_penguin: finally payin off

 

[tyler]

6:49 PM - func_door™: is it gay for a quadrapelegic to accept handjobs from a guy
6:49 PM - <3Prestige<3: yes
6:49 PM - Languid: hrm
6:49 PM - <3Prestige<3: find a chick
6:49 PM - Languid: I would say that is borderline
6:49 PM - yyler <3: i would say no
6:49 PM - func_door™: but what if it's only health reasons
6:49 PM - func_door™: reduced prostate cancer chances etc
6:49 PM - Languid: I mean you wouldnt have to pay nearly as much to get a dude to do it
6:49 PM - yyler <3: as a gay man if i was a quadruple amputee i wouldnt say no to a nun jerkin me off in ww2 you know
6:50 PM - func_door™: lets go a step further and say that the guy is a trained medical professional
6:50 PM - weapon_penguin: professional handjob giver
6:50 PM - func_door™: lmao
6:50 PM - weapon_penguin: man all those years in med school
6:50 PM - weapon_penguin: finally payin off

It's definitely called the money shot for a reason

 

[Konata]

10:46 PM - Littleedge: He sleeps up in the empty part where the pillow ISNT
10:46 PM - Littleedge: He's so cute
10:46 PM - Littleedge: Uses the pillow like a human.
10:46 PM - Littleedge: <3 Kitty
10:46 PM - A Boojum Snark: goodforyoumycatisdead
10:47 PM - Littleedge: thatsucksforyougetanother?
10:47 PM - A Boojum Snark: One does not merely replace a lost pet.
10:47 PM - supersandvich: petco does

 

[Konata]

10:48 PM - Michael of North: how do you find props you want to use in hammer? just memorize what all of them are called?
10:48 PM - supersandvich: there are prop libraries if you're a pussy
10:48 PM - A Boojum Snark jumps in a phone booth
10:48 PM - supersandvich: i remember the prop names
10:48 PM - A Boojum Snark jumps out with the SNARK CAPE on
10:48 PM - supersandvich: so what you lookin for
10:48 PM - Michael of North: rocks
10:48 PM - supersandvich: we got doors, we got barrels, and we got crates
10:48 PM - A Boojum Snark: Mr North, you may wish to look at this. http://forums.tf2maps.net/showthread.php?t=4674
10:49 PM - Michael of North: thank you

 

[Jeremy]

These are quite old. I don't use tags in my name anymore.

These were the best I could dig up.

(evocity is a GMod RP map just so you know)

 

[grazr]

How to tell it's not a virus: It's not imageshack or FPSbanana.

 

[Seba]

19:33 - Seba: Also, how am I accidentally enabling soft selection?
19:34 - Rexy: you need hard selection, by getting a boner

 

[Seba]

[Rexy is angry with Frozen]
20:06 - Rexy: come on, just post a link to some porn or some stupid shit so I can kick you
20:06 - Rexy: spam with a wall of text
20:07 - Matt: Rexy chill the fuck out
20:07 - Matt: Why are you pisseda t him
20:07 - tpg | GRU Heavy is best Heavy!: I if you won't I will
20:07 - supersandvich: :O
20:07 - Seba: loltpg
20:07 - Rexy: lol
20:07 - supersandvich: tpg u so silly
20:07 - tpg | GRU Heavy is best Heavy!: gaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybengaybenga

 

[Seba]

23:51 - Seba: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v213/grazr/ctf_sabotage_b2c0006.jpg bothers me the most
23:51 - Seba: Also: why does that screenshot have a RED container :v
23:51 - void: that image is like 2fort, granary and badlands all in one picture
23:52 - void: and a bit of badwayer
23:52 - void: batwater
23:52 - void: badwate
23:52 - void: BADWATYER
23:52 - void: FUCKING HATE
23:52 - void: FUCK
23:52 - void: ASS SHIT
23:52 - void: FUCK FUCK FUCK
23:52 - void: BADWATER
23:52 - Seba: That wasn't that hard was it
23:53 - void: NOT AS HARD AS IT IS TO COUNT AS HIGH AS MY BLOOD PRESSURE

 

[Jeremy]

Just in.

09:55 - Whoop: http://www.pown.it/2522/13200211
09:55 - Sir Raffi: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[Seba]

10:54 - E² StickZer0: poo
10:54 - Seba: pee
10:55 - Explosive Muffin: cake
10:55 - LeSwordfish: this chat in three words ^
10:57 - E² StickZer0: you missed out "repressed memories of asexual abuse"