Why do you love steam convos?

[Seba]

21:59 - Seba: Did the football clubs football each other out for title of fooball king yet?
21:59 - A Boojum Snark: no seba
21:59 - A Boojum Snark: 1:59 play time left
21:59 - Seba: So about half an hour of the game left
21:59 - Seba: okay

 

[Trotim]

Evil.Iguana[CA] entered chat.
18:41 - Wilson (2): CP_MARIO_KARTS
18:41 - Wilson (2): NOW WITH 100% MORE PIRATES
18:41 - Asshat: woo pirates
18:41 - K♥nata: CP_RAMIO_KARST
18:42 - Wilson (2): CP_KONATA_KARTS
18:42 - Evil.Iguana[CA]: which kind of pirate? Carribean? Barbary? Somoli?
18:42 - K♥nata: VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
18:42 - K♥nata: VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
18:42 - LeSwordfish: Somali
18:42 - Whated | Birthday Today! =): Lol
18:42 - Wilson (2): VROOOOOOM
18:42 - Midget: so has anyone been able to get a hold of Ravidge?
18:42 - K♥nata runs into Wilson
18:42 - K♥nata: VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
18:42 - Wilson (2) runs into Konata
18:42 - Wilson (2): VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
18:42 - Whated | Birthday Today! =): Vrum vrum vruum
18:42 - K♥nata launches the BLUE SHELL
18:42 - Asshat: onoes its spreading
18:42 - K♥nata: VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
18:43 - Wilson (2) activates shields
18:43 - Wilson (2): VHOOOSH
18:43 - Asshat activates ludicrous speed.
18:43 - K♥nata noclips to the end of the track
18:43 - K♥nata: FROOOOOOOOOOSH
18:43 - Wilson (2) crashes into wall
18:43 - Wilson (2): KABOOM
18:43 - Wilson (2): -The End-
18:43 - LeSwordfish uses lightning
18:43 - Asshat: this is why i like this chat
18:44 - LeSwordfish: i feel really stupid now, using lightning after it ended

 

[lana]

3:25 PM - weapon_penguin™©®: DOCTOR DOCTOR
3:25 PM - E² StickZer0: GIVES ME THE NEWS
3:25 PM - Littleedge: BLU is an anagram, right?
3:25 PM - Languid: I got a really sore jaw first time i sucked dick, but never again after
3:25 PM - Nerdboy: GIVE ME THE NEWS
3:25 PM - E² StickZer0: I GOT A
3:25 PM - Nerdboy: SHIT

 

[Penguin]

3:32 PM - func_door™: well languid if you want details it's a lot easier to reach around and touch important girl parts
3:33 PM - func_door™: it's like capturing control points while pushing the payload at the same time

 

[StickZer0]

20:47 - <NAMBLA> Slunchy: get ready for the sensual poopie panties

 

[Ida]

23:03 - LeSwordfish: if i can be bothered i'll extend muffins skybridge to my hole

 

[Zhan]

Languid: i feel a strange urge to kill myself
Okrag: don't do it?
Languid: ok
nik: think of me
Godslayer57 llGHll: act upon the feeling and return a a zomb-guid
Languid: reaching for gun
nik: and you will feel a warm surge of love
Languid: i feel only bile
Languid: burning
weapon_penguin™©®: languin
Languid: festering
nik: I feel only tears
Godslayer57 llGHll: B00MER

 

[The Political Gamer]

YM entered chat.
11:43 AM - E² StickZer0: Fatty entered chat
11:43 AM - YM: ;_;
11:43 AM - E² StickZer0: YM, what happened to that Nodraw article? I was really looking forwards to that
YM left chat.

 

[skinnynerd]

6:19 PM - MostlyHarmless: blah
6:19 PM - Detective Moosε: halb
6:20 PM - MostlyHarmless: hlab
6:20 PM - Detective Moosε: balh
6:20 PM - MostlyHarmless: rawr
6:20 PM - Detective Moosε: rwar
6:20 PM - MostlyHarmless: warr!
6:20 PM - Detective Moosε: !rraw
6:21 PM - MostlyHarmless: wrar
6:21 PM - Detective Moosε: rarw
6:21 PM - MostlyHarmless: ok, I think were done

 

[Konata]

10:43 PM - K♥nata:

10:43 PM - Google.com: it is sure im not gay im 13 years old
10:43 PM - Google.com: hehe

10:44 PM - Prestige: im not gay im 13
10:44 PM - K♥nata: the hehe is disturbing me
10:44 PM - K♥nata:
10:44 PM - Prestige: im not gay im 13
10:44 PM - Detective Moosε: hahahahahaha
10:44 PM - Nerdboy: im not gay im 13
10:44 PM - Matt: How do I tell my mother that she needs to type legibly if she wants help
10:44 PM - Detective Moosε: im not gay im 13
10:44 PM - Detective Moosε: that's how matt
10:44 PM - im not gay im 13: im not gay im 13
10:44 PM - Languid: the gay only starts from 14>
10:44 PM - Ragnar | Laptop: im not 13 im gay
10:44 PM - Languid: jeez guys

 

[Seba]

23:11 - Littleedge: No plans for tomorrow, Matt?
23:12 - Littleedge: Be like me!
23:12 - Languid: yes be a dick to your gf

 

[Konata]

7:30 PM - Ragnar: the plot goes like this
7:30 PM - Ragnar: there's this man called Henry Stauf
7:30 PM - Ragnar: he was a thief and murderer
7:31 PM - Ragnar: one night he had a dream with a doll in it
7:31 PM - Ragnar: he carved the doll
7:31 PM - Ragnar: gave it to a bartender for his daughter
7:31 PM - Ragnar: made more toys
7:31 PM - Ragnar: the toys caused kids to die
7:31 PM - Ragnar: he eventually built a mansion
7:31 PM - Ragnar: never heard from after that
7:31 PM - Ragnar: a few years later he invited 6 people to his mansion
7:31 PM - Littleedge: Wait
7:31 PM - Ragnar: told them to find "The seventh guest"
7:31 PM - K♥nata: I'm downloading it now
7:31 PM - Ragnar: a boy named... something I forgot
7:31 PM - Ragnar: it began with T
7:31 PM - nik: tyrone
7:31 PM - Littleedge: Are we talking about 7th Guest or Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

 

[Seba]

19:44 - func_door™: you know I became a lot more interested in bulletstorm after fox news called it the worst game
19:44 - func_door™: I was like whoa maybe this thing is decent

 

[LeSwordfish]

-drp: we need a solid zombie RTS
Wilson: Drp
Wilson: One word
Wilson: Zombie Master

 

[Seba]

16:58 - [GoR]Streetsurf94: so what kinds of maps are you guys making?
16:58 - func_door™: tf2 ones

 

[honorum646]

Matt: Does anyone use the Noise modifier in the Displacement editor? :v
Honor | TF2M: I'm so bad at reading right now
Honor | TF2M: nvm
Rikka disconnected.
E² StickZer0: Honor, you realise that LE can't actually access the CD now right?
E² StickZer0: heh
Honor | TF2M: I'm going to shut up
A Boojum Snark: only naughty people use it
Honor | TF2M: Yea I did
YM: I use it
Honor | TF2M: Proof.

 

[Penguin]

12:10 AM - Prestige: bull penis
12:10 AM - Prestige: yum

 

[Leminnes]

2:14 PM - Leminnes.ps: yoyoyo
2:14 PM - Boylee.ps: what up Phil?
2:15 PM - Leminnes.ps: kay, dawg, have a big question to ask you, bro, really big. like dick sized big, brah dawg
2:15 PM - Boylee.ps: wut
2:16 PM - Boylee.ps raises his eyebrow in incomprehension
2:16 PM - Leminnes.ps: yo, you kno those monster silos near point A in phat Corrode, yo
2:16 PM - Leminnes.ps: the left one, what if I shot it and killed it, what would you say, brah
2:17 PM - Boylee.ps: one more gangstarism and I'm closing steam

 

[The Political Gamer]

zpq entered chat.
5:01 PM - zpq: Sup Kids
5:02 PM - zpq: It's you're ol' pal zpq
5:02 PM - K♥nata hugs zpq
5:02 PM - zpq hugs back
5:02 PM - A Boojum Snark hits zpq on the head with a frying pan and throws him in the swamp
5:02 PM - zpq:
5:02 PM - func_door™: hello zipqueue
5:02 PM - Rikka: she does that with everyone, zpq
5:02 PM - zpq: But Booj
5:02 PM - Rikka: don't feel special
5:02 PM - zpq:
5:02 PM - zpq feels unloved.
zpq left chat.
5:03 PM - A Boojum Snark: victory
zpq entered chat.
5:03 PM - Rikka: oh goddamnit
5:03 PM - zpq: Hey kids
5:03 PM - K♥nata hugs zpq
5:03 PM - A Boojum Snark: GUYS
5:03 PM - zpq hugs back
5:03 PM - A Boojum Snark: HE CAME BACK
5:03 PM - A Boojum Snark: ZOMBIE
5:03 PM - A Boojum Snark: SHOOOOOOOOT
5:03 PM - func_door™: hello zipqueue
5:03 PM - Godslayer57 llGHll: A Boojum Snark Destroyer of hearts
5:03 PM - Rikka fucking shoots
5:04 PM - zpq moans a bit then bites Booj
5:04 PM - Fubar: lets play minecraft
5:04 PM - zpq: *let's
5:04 PM - zpq: LET'S
5:04 PM - zpq: GRAMMAR FUCK
5:04 PM - Fubar: yeah yeah...
5:04 PM - zpq: HAVE THINGS GONE DOWNHILL SINCE I LEFT OR WHAT?
5:04 PM - A Boojum Snark has discovered a new weapon

 

[StickZer0]

17:41 - E² StickZer0: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1471205/pl_brook/a7/pl_brook_a80015.jpg
17:41 - Moojin:
17:41 - Wilson (2): FUCK SAKE STICK
17:41 - Moojin: Buy a featured slot for that
17:41 - Wilson (2): FOR FUCK SAKE