Why do you love steam convos?

[Penguin]

innacurate: I made ballwater, not ballrush.

 

[Konata]

2:13 AM - Konata: wah so lonely
2:13 AM - PenguinEmp gets the fuck outta here

 

[Prestige]

innacurate: I made ballwater, not ballrush.

who is this "innacurate?"

 

[BrokenTripod]

Dark is taking some sort of test for physics? asked about hN.

1:46 AM - Broken:Tripod-Turret: check the h on: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilo-
1:46 AM - Broken:Tripod-Turret: And you should know N
1:46 AM - Broken:Tripod-Turret: that's a good one to know
1:46 AM - Dark (I am Jacks Iron Fist): alright, thanks
1:48 AM - Dr. ROCKZOGUU: autobiographical anonymous
1:49 AM - Broken:Tripod-Turret: Dark: though if you see a capital H as a prefix, know that it's for 10^27
1:49 AM - Broken:Tripod-Turret: for Hella
1:50 AM - Broken:Tripod-Turret: it's not on that wikipedia list yet
1:50 AM - Dark (I am Jacks Iron Fist): thanks

Tehehehe

 

[The Political Gamer]

10:53 PM - Nineaxis: oh hey 100 facebook friends
10:53 PM - Nineaxis transforms into SOCIALMAN
10:53 PM - Void: I have 164
10:53 PM - Moosε: lol
10:53 PM - Nineaxis: goddamnit
10:53 PM - tpg had over 300 at one point
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10:54 PM - Nineaxis: then they all realized how much tpg sucks and removed him
10:54 PM - Moosε: tpg just spams everything
10:54 PM - tpg: I removed them!
10:54 PM - tpg: went from 300
10:54 PM - Nineaxis: then tpg realized how much he sucks and removed them
10:54 PM - Honoraballs | TF2M: I have 200
10:54 PM - tpg: to about 5
10:54 PM - tpg: fuck you nine
10:54 PM - Nineaxis:
10:54 PM - Nineaxis: I mean
10:54 PM - Nineaxis:
10:54 PM - tpg: admin abuse in...
10:54 PM - tpg: 5
10:55 PM - tpg: 4
10:55 PM - tpg: 3
10:55 PM - tpg: 2
Moosε was kicked by Nineaxis.

 

[Cerulean]

[edit] Damn tpg you beat me...

well, pics.

 

[Dr. ROCKZO]

Old Man Ninja Turtle entered chat.
Old Man Ninja Turtle: always feels like a breakfast club in here in the morning. Just people idling and the faint clank of cuttlery as people eat their fry ups
Dr. ROCKZOGUU sips orange juice and turns page of newspaper
Old Man Ninja Turtle steals all the satchets of brown sugar
Dr. ROCKZOGUU goes to pour additional sugar into coffe-
Dr. ROCKZOGUU: Hey!
Dr. ROCKZOGUU: Gah! I hate the dicks that do that
Dr. ROCKZOGUU resorts to using white suagr
Old Man Ninja Turtle: Pfft
Old Man Ninja Turtle: Only sweetener left
Old Man Ninja Turtle: Fool
Dr. ROCKZOGUU picks up slightly serated butter knife
Dr. ROCKZOGUU: alright, lets do this
Dr. ROCKZOGUU: All I wanted was a gentle breakfast, but now you've gone too far
Dr. ROCKZOGUU juices his orange slice into Grazr's eyes
Aly entered chat.
Old Man Ninja Turtle: Aaaargh
Old Man Ninja Turtle: That's just mean
Dr. ROCKZOGUU: You were asking for it
Dr. ROCKZOGUU: now don't you make me roll up my newspaper
Old Man Ninja Turtle: I have a bloody eye infection dude
Old Man Ninja Turtle: I might go blind
Dr. ROCKZOGUU: then try reading this
Dr. ROCKZOGUU swings, relentlessly
Old Man Ninja Turtle squirts lemon juice from the plastic lemon into Rockzo's right nostril
Dr. ROCKZOGUU: AARH
Dr. ROCKZOGUU: MY SENSE OF SMELL
Dr. ROCKZOGUU writhes around on the cutlery table
Old Man Ninja Turtle: NOW YOU CAN'T SEE ME
Dr. ROCKZOGUU: WHAT A CRUEL TWIST OF FATE
Dr. ROCKZOGUU: THE IRONY IS ALMOST AS DELICIOUS AS THOSE HOTCAKES I JUST ATE
Old Man Ninja Turtle scatters tomato satchets on the floor at Rockzo's feet
Dr. ROCKZOGUU comically tries to run on them and falls over, squirting sauce everywhere
Dr. ROCKZOGUU: My Morning Breakfast Suit!
Dr. ROCKZOGUU blindly lashes out, throwing packets of butter everywhere
Tapp entered chat.
Dr. ROCKZOGUU: Tapp! Get down! War were declared!
Old Man Ninja Turtle becomes slightly greasy from the leaky half melted butter packets
Old Man Ninja Turtle: NUUUUUUUUUU
Dr. ROCKZOGUU: Hah!
Old Man Ninja Turtle becoems translucent from the grease
Old Man Ninja Turtle: HA
Old Man Ninja Turtle: Now you can barely smell me
Dr. ROCKZOGUU has since adapted to being blind, visual appearance means nothing to me!
Dr. ROCKZOGUU sniffs
Dr. ROCKZOGUU: for the buttery bastard
Tapp gets shot
Tapp: ugh
Old Man Ninja Turtle approaches from behind with a stale baguette
Tapp: please
Dr. ROCKZOGUU: Woah, time out!
Tapp: kill meeeeeee
Dr. ROCKZOGUU: Grazr, a man has been shot
Tapp: please
Dr. ROCKZOGUU: lets forget or silly rivalry
Tapp removes hand to expose horrific wound on chest
Dr. ROCKZOGUU: and help this poor man
Tapp: *cough*
Dr. ROCKZOGUU: look at what we've become!
Tapp: promise me one thing
Tapp: before I leave this mortal world
Tapp: *cough*
Dr. ROCKZOGUU: say it man
Tapp: promise me
Dr. ROCKZOGUU holds Tapp in his arms
Tapp: you'll eat a jar of cinnamon, and put it on youtube
Tapp collapses
Tapp: *wheeze*
Tapp is now dead
Dr. ROCKZOGUU throws said jar of cinnamon at Grazr
Old Man Ninja Turtle eats Tapps foot
Dr. ROCKZOGUU: Ha!
Dr. ROCKZOGUU: and with that, good foe, I will vanish
Dr. ROCKZOGUU smears butter on himself and disappears.

 

[Wilson]

Totally not Westerhound: Tech shall be now even more confused
Tricky Dev Measure TF2maps.net: 2 westers bogs D:
Tricky Dev Measure TF2maps.net: abominal snows mans are cuter

 

[StickZer0]

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16:03 - A Boojum Snark rotates teh door
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[Seba]

18:44 - A Boojum Snark: 2035: Valve Dynamics Corporation announces the launch of Digifood, fresh food purchasable via their Steam Content Delivery system and delivered with a Steam Materialization Valve countertop appliance.
18:45 - Serg: I hope it goes directly into my mouth
18:45 - Serg: 2035: Two months after VDC releases Digifood, man dies of ingesting full sized cow as it was being rendered.
18:45 - Nineaxis: 2042: Valve Dynamics Corporation announces mercury lined shower curtains
18:45 - Seba: 2036: Steamedgames.tk goes live, rendering Digifood useless
18:46 - nrd: 2037: Steamedgames.tk shuts down after it was realized that there's a total of two foods that are good steamed. Digitfood relaunches.
18:46 - A Boojum Snark: 2036: Valve Dynamics Corporation announces that CEO Gabe Newell has been transferred into a computer - his mind stored in a crystalline matrix - due to becoming too large to move following last year's launch of Digifood rendering his need to leave the desk nil.
18:48 - A Boojum Snark: 2037: Gabe Newell, CEO of Valve Dynamics Corporation, takes the world hostage via the internet and becomes President of Earth.
18:49 - A Boojum Snark: 2038: Planet Earth has entered a state of world peace for the first time in human history. All thanks to President Gabe Newell.
18:50 - Seba: "Welcome to World Fortress 2. After 40 years in development, hopefully it will ahve been worth the wait. To get food, start up Steam and click the Food button. To get games, start Steam and press the Games button."
18:53 - A Boojum Snark: July 28 2098 - We have finally reached Earth after she went silent a decade ago. There was no chatter from the surface as we approached, and upon exiting the craft we discovered all life had ceased to exist. It appears Valve Dynamics Corporation implemented a new service to link all of humanity to the Steam Content Delivery system via a neural link. The very next day there was a system-wide crash, and unfortunately, the people went with it, no one being conscious to reboot the system. They were fed upon by the beasts of nature, and the planet is in ruins. It seems we of the Alpha Centauri Colony are the only humanity left...
- Journal of Professor Albert Weatherstein

 

[Freyja]

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nik: nigiht all
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nik: NIGHT*
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Aly: OH GOD
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Aly: STOP
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Serg: That doesn't help anything
A Boojum Snark: <_<
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Aly: OH DEAR LORD
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A Boojum Snark: what are you doing
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Aly: I think it's safe
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Aly: Why are those messages even in group chats
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Aly: Is it safe o.o
Aly: Thank god

 

[Konata]

I think he's playing tf2.

 

[grazr]

LOL, it looks like Konata's avatar is in awe at that chat log.

 

[Wilson]

Tech: He was bitching at me for 2 weeks to work on it
Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: Oh goddamnit
Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: Kiss, go to bed
Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: have sex
Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: then everyone will be happy
Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: no bitching
Tech: Gay
Tech left chat.

 

[WastedMeerkat]

1:55 PM - wepin_pengin: LET
1:55 PM - wepin_pengin: THE
1:55 PM - wepin_pengin: DARKNESS
1:55 PM - wepin_pengin: DIE
1:55 PM - Tech: No
1:55 PM - Languid: LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE
1:55 PM - Languid: FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
1:56 PM - Tech: Flo?
1:56 PM - WastedMeerkat: lol
1:56 PM - Languid: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
1:56 PM - WastedMeerkat: karaoke kid
Languid was kicked by Nineaxis.
1:56 PM - Tech: !sm_kick Languid
1:56 PM - -=ﮎ&β=- | Fubar: flo or?
1:56 PM - supersandvich: rofl

 

[Ida]

BOT_FGTZ entered chat.
17:32 - BOT_FGTZ: ssdfsftra
17:32 - BOT_FGTZ: aaaaaaaaaaaaa
17:32 - BOT_FGTZ: so i clicked some link on tf2maps
17:32 - BOT_FGTZ: how do i
BOT_FGTZ left chat.

 

[Penguin]

9:12 PM - weapon_penguin: super can I see your pussy?
9:12 PM - -=ﮎ&β=- | Fubar: lolwut?
9:12 PM - weapon_penguin: 9:11 PM - supersandvich: my kitty is so cute
9:12 PM - weapon_penguin: I want to see
9:13 PM - -=ﮎ&β=- | Fubar: yeah...
9:13 PM - -=ﮎ&β=- | Fubar: right
9:13 PM - weapon_penguin: nik
9:13 PM - weapon_penguin: now is a good time to learn
9:13 PM - weapon_penguin: the girl is always right
9:17 PM - I LOVE PENGUIN: fubar has a dirty mind
9:18 PM - weapon_penguin: presto you gonna watch tonight?
9:18 PM - -=ﮎ&β=- | Fubar: nothing wrong about that
9:18 PM - weapon_penguin: Oh
9:18 PM - I LOVE PENGUIN: watch what
9:18 PM - weapon_penguin: did I ever tell you guys the story of when I was talking about clouds
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9:18 PM - weapon_penguin: and instead oc cumulonimbus I said cunnilingus
9:19 PM - -=ﮎ&β=- | Fubar: oh boy...
9:19 PM - weapon_penguin: and watch Venture, presto
9:19 PM - -=ﮎ&β=- | Fubar: peng wants a pussy for diner
9:20 PM - weapon_penguin: what do you think I am, korean?
9:20 PM - weapon_penguin: I don't eat cats
9:20 PM - Mott: Facebook tells you so much stuff you most definitely do NOT want to know
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9:20 PM - Mott: The asian guy took a "What Sailor Moon girl are you most like?" quiz |:
9:20 PM - weapon_penguin: I am most like Jupiter
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9:23 PM - weapon_penguin: no I'm probably most like Sailor Uranus in that I am attracted to women
9:23 PM - weapon_penguin: Did I kill the chat?
9:23 PM - Mott: yes.
9:23 PM - weapon_penguin: I think I killed the chat.

 

[Rikka]

Selentic entered chat.
I KINDA LOVE PENGUIN: WELCOME WORLDS GREATEST MODELLER
Selentic: THANK YOU WORLDS MOST CLUMSILY ADORABLE ANIMAL
I KINDA LOVE PENGUIN: I agree
I KINDA LOVE PENGUIN: kinda
I KINDA LOVE PENGUIN: :>
Selentic: lol
weapon_penguin: hey
weapon_penguin: I'm the clumsy animal here
Rikka: how your's challenge thingy going selentic?
weapon_penguin: presto get out
Selentic: my what
Rikka: with joshuac
Selentic: oh
Selentic: pretty good
Selentic: practiced perspective the last 3 days
Selentic: finished earlier today
Selentic: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3332789/Art/Innocence_fin.png
Selentic: where is gerbil
Rikka: wtf is with that leg
Selentic: I found a huge amount of resources on fa he'd probabyl want to see
Selentic: yeah I agree
Selentic: it's pretty weird
Selentic: the back left one
Selentic: I'm not a fan of trotim's right arm either
Selentic: though for a first drawing that's not at a head on angle of a cardinal direction
Selentic: well
[NWA] Prestige: i lied, and played the one, now she feels dumb
Selentic: I'm happy with it I guess
Rikka: it's all a matter of progress
Selentic: yeah, I'll be pro eventually
Selentic: just gotta keep at it
Rikka: be selling that art at furry cons
weapon_penguin: hey
weapon_penguin: selentifc
Selentic: ahhaha
Selentic: hey penguin
weapon_penguin: do you LOVE kingdom hearts?
Selentic: never played it
weapon_penguin: D:
weapon_penguin: it seems like something you'd likr
weapon_penguin: **like
Rikka: what with the animals that talk
Selentic: lol maybe
Selentic: ahahaha
Selentic: I still gotta play through a bunch of other good games before I try out anything new
Selentic: like beating myst legitimately for once
Selentic: riven
Selentic: uru
Selentic: torchlight, puzzle dimension, okami, etc
Selentic: tied with learning to draw, modeling, learning german, etc
Selentic: got a lot on my plate already, and I'm not in a rush to add more
weapon_penguin: I'm high on happiness right now
weapon_penguin: NEW FUCKING VENTURE TONIGHT
weapon_penguin: Also selentic you missed my demonstation of Sailor moon knowledge
Selentic: oh my
Selentic: tragic
Mott: I like how selentic doesn't get any better. :v
weapon_penguin: what what
Rikka: i haven't seen any of joshc's
Selentic: I can find some for you
Selentic: if you want to see them that badly
Selentic: but they're really bad
Selentic: he like, barely drew anything
Selentic: and I haven't been able to push him to draw
Selentic: for about 2 weeks now
Rikka: i haven't seen any because i don't care
Selentic: lol
Selentic: http://d.facdn.net/art/cj/1281901244.cj_doodledumb_01.png
Selentic: they get progressively worse
Selentic: further back
Serg: I was hoping you died by now, Selentic.
Selentic: I hope you get fat playing 40k
Selentic: serg
Selentic: and died
Selentic: die
Serg: Busy being loli-shopkeeper.
Selentic: ahahahah oh god
weapon_penguin: recettear
Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: looking good sel
Mott: lol his are way better than Selentics
[NWA] Prestige: what challenge thing is this
Rikka: furry rules say you're only as good as you're furry art
Rikka: so they're battling to see who's the better furry
Serg: :|
Selentic: something like that
Selentic: well actually we both wanted to pick up drawing
Selentic: just because it goes hand in hand with modeling really well
Rikka: and being a furry
Selentic: and what better way to scare everyone else shitless
Selentic: than drawing lots of furry art
Rikka: i know very few furries that don't draw
Selentic: you'd be surprised
Void: http://www.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/655.jpg
Selentic: pretty much all of them are artisticly incompetent
Rikka: i didn't say draw well
Selentic: and make little to no effort to learn/improve
weapon_penguin: idig void
Selentic: heh
weapon_penguin: i do not understand
Serg: Just look at what he's been posting the past few weeks.
weapon_penguin: an hour thirty till VENTURE
Selentic: lol
Selentic: serg
Selentic: I'm pretty content going from this
Selentic: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3332789/Art/viva256.jpg
Selentic: to
Selentic: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3332789/Art/Innocence_fin.png
Selentic: in just over a month
Selentic: :3
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Serg: I'm glad your employers will be pleased to know you learned how to create models and concept art by drawing anatomically incorrect pictures of anthropomorphic sexual fetisms.
Void: eugh
Void: why must i click all the links in this chat
Void: why
Selentic: are you trolling me serg
Nineaxis: void I ask myself the same thing
Nineaxis: at least once a day
[NWA] Prestige: http://www.rainforestsaver.org/images/212.jpg
Selentic left chat.

 

[Mr.Late]

16:53 - A Boojum Snark: eeeww, weirdoes.
16:53 - A Boojum Snark: I'm the only greeny
16:54 - A Boojum Snark: I better leave
16:54 - MrLate;: buahahaha
16:54 - A Boojum Snark: so I can get work done
16:54 - A Boojum Snark: and then you'll only be 8 people
16:54 - A Boojum Snark: I can't remember the last time it was that low without a steam outage
16:54 - A Boojum Snark: was probably over two years ago
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[Seba]

17:47 - nrd: You don't even watch futurama
17:47 - Serg: I've seen a commercial for Futurama.