Why do you love steam convos?

[ricardojvc6]

I love the way that people talk about carve, since its a bad tool its amusing

5:11 PM - [ESC] Cali - Adeptus Astartes: right the mhhh
5:12 PM - A Boojum Snark: where do I find carve
5:12 PM - [ESC] Cali - Adeptus Astartes: in the 9th circle of hell
5:12 PM - Matt: It's a ...c ompound
5:12 PM - Ol' Tricky Dev Measure TF2maps: lol
5:12 PM - Matt: er
5:12 PM - Matt starts 3ds max

 

[Prestige]

Ciender Blawk: What is the plural to "another"
Ciender Blawk: Like "another's rights"
[NWA] Prestige: other
Snacks entered chat.
Ciender Blawk: no
Ciender Blawk: wait
Erich: matt, go to dictionary.com
Erich: hurr
Ciender Blawk: an other... other's... Holy fuck I think he's right

 

[Hanz]

flame entered chat.
11:00 - Hanz: D:
11:00 - Hanz: D:
11:00 - Hanz: D:
flame left chat.

 

[Fredrik]

Tech | TF2M: I would take a picture of my stick
Tech | TF2M: but i don't have a big mirror
Tech | TF2M: so you can see how awesome am i
Tech | TF2M:
Pytholos: Set a timer on your cam
Pytholos:
Tech | TF2M: I won't find the timer D:
Aly: You're...stick? :|
Pytholos: You can't be as awesome as me
Pytholos: floorball
Aly: oh thank god
Pytholos: what did you think aly?
Tech | TF2M: I know what she thought about
Aly: What do you think
Tech | TF2M: STIIICK
Tech | TF2M: Anyways i have few floorball balls I can put then next to the stick

 

[Seba]

Serg complains about randomness of 'TF2' avatars. Later,

 

[The Political Gamer]

3:20 PM - Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: SO TODAY AT MY PHYSICAL AT THE DOCTOR HE TOLD ME I SHOULD TRY PUTTING A CONDOM ON WHEN IM ALONE SO ITS NOT AWKWAD WHEN I DO IT WITH A GIRL

 

[The Political Gamer]

 

[Ida]

Or if you prefer to know the context of the situation:

Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: <Porn link>
Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: D:
Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: DONT LOOK
Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net left chat.
tpg: ...
Okrag: What
supersandvich: thanks for warning us about a nsfw site
Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net entered chat.
Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: <Link to a spider>
Hanz: should I click
supersandvich: dont
Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: that is what i meant to send
supersandvich: cyked has been looking at naughty stuff :O
Muffin: Cyked likes pornography
Muffin: :O
Muffin: BAN HIM
void | texturefest: shit i had music on
void | texturefest: meaning speakers were up
void | texturefest: i clicked the x on that tab just in time
Rikka: i think we're all banned muffin
Muffin: Sadly :c

 

[The Political Gamer]

3:27 PM - PenguinEmp: fuck me
3:27 PM - PenguinEmp: I just agreed to pay for movie tickets for like five people
3:27 PM - PenguinEmp: why did i say that
3:27 PM - PenguinEmp: /fuck/
3:28 PM - Jack: Haha
3:29 PM - Jack: Do we need a craetive excuse for why you're not paying for them now?
3:29 PM - PenguinEmp: no
3:29 PM - Jack: Good
3:29 PM - PenguinEmp: I mean I want to
3:29 PM - Littleedge: Are they five girls?
3:29 PM - PenguinEmp: but it a stupid decision that I will regret later
3:29 PM - PenguinEmp: yes LE
3:29 PM - Littleedge: Oh well then.
3:29 PM - Jack: Fair does
3:30 PM - Littleedge: "You girls owe me" as you buy them
3:30 PM - Ritz: yeah
3:30 PM - PenguinEmp: hah
3:30 PM - Jack: And wink at them
3:30 PM - Ritz: big creepy wink nessicery
Serg entered chat.
3:30 PM - PenguinEmp: oh my god I have to try that
3:30 PM - PenguinEmp: that's too funny
3:30 PM - Languid: wink but fuck it up and actually blink
3:30 PM - Jack: You owe us
3:30 PM - Jack winks
3:30 PM - PenguinEmp: k\
3:30 PM - Serg: Hi
3:30 PM - PenguinEmp removes pants
3:30 PM - Littleedge gets up in Penguin's face
3:30 PM - Littleedge: You owe me
3:30 PM - Languid: sexc
3:30 PM - Littleedge winks
3:30 PM - Littleedge: Cutey
3:31 PM - Serg: :|
3:31 PM - Littleedge walks away
Littleedge left chat.
3:31 PM - PenguinEmp: hi serg
3:31 PM - PenguinEmp pulls pants back up
3:31 PM - Serg: You guys are homosexuals.

 

[The Political Gamer]

9:20 AM - Littleedge: TIME FOR ME TO GO FOR A LONG TIME
9:20 AM - Littleedge: Don't miss me too much kids
9:20 AM - supersandvich: bye
9:20 AM - Tech | TF2M: Won't miss you
9:20 AM - Littleedge: You know you will.
9:20 AM - Snacks: how long?
9:20 AM - Littleedge: Uhh
9:20 AM - Littleedge: Hopefully only 36ish hours
9:20 AM - Snacks: not long enough
Muffin disconnected.
9:21 AM - Snacks:
9:21 AM - Littleedge:
9:21 AM - Littleedge: YOU KNOW YOULL MISS ME
9:21 AM - Littleedge runs out crying
Littleedge left chat.
9:21 AM - Snacks: who was that guy?
9:22 AM - Tech | TF2M: no idea

 

[The Political Gamer]

10:37 AM - Littleedge: Stick, here's what you do: You go upstairs, knock on their door, and say "I know you're having sex. Either quiet down or let me join in"

 

[Tekku]

Ermm, ok.. This shouldn't happen :<

18:56 - Tech | TF2M: Furry :>
Your state is set to Offline.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.

 

[DaBeatzProject]

Steam crashed! D:

 

[Seba]

19:20 - Okrag: fffffff
19:20 - Okrag: ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
19:20 - Okrag: ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
19:20 - Okrag: I forgot to save in gimp
19:20 - Okrag: and it crashed
Okrag disconnected.

 

[Konata]

12:25 AM - Izumi: what sound do penguins make?
12:25 AM - weapon_penguin: we bray
12:25 AM - Izumi: orly?
12:25 AM - weapon_penguin: most certainly
12:25 AM - Izumi: I thought it was sorta a chitter
12:25 AM - weapon_penguin: Not really
12:26 AM - weapon_penguin: I mean, it's really closer to a squawk
12:26 AM - Izumi: oh okay
12:26 AM - weapon_penguin: But I maintain that it's a bray
12:29 AM - Izumi: just curious
12:29 AM - Izumi: I think penguins are just so cute :3
12:29 AM - weapon_penguin: WHOA THER TIGER
12:29 AM - weapon_penguin: I'm happily off the market
12:29 AM - Izumi grabs you up and squeezers.
12:30 AM - weapon_penguin: I am not okay with this
12:30 AM - Izumi:
12:32 AM - Izumi: but I love soft furry things :3
12:32 AM - weapon_penguin: WHOA
12:32 AM - weapon_penguin: WHAT
12:32 AM - Izumi: no no no
12:32 AM - weapon_penguin: Do NOT call me a furry
12:32 AM - Izumi: not like that
12:32 AM - Izumi: D:
12:32 AM - Izumi: Not like that
12:32 AM - Izumi: D: D:
12:32 AM - weapon_penguin: We really feel morelike wet leather
12:32 AM - Izumi: sorrysorry
12:32 AM - Izumi: really? D:
12:32 AM - weapon_penguin: yes


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12:44 AM - Izumi: I've been scarred for life.
12:44 AM - Izumi: Pengy showed me his penguin pr0nz
12:44 AM - Izumi:
12:46 AM - weapon_penguin GETS THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
weapon_penguin left chat.
12:47 AM - Broken:Tripod-Turret: lol wut

 

[Lord Ned]

9:45 PM - Matt: Serg
9:45 PM - Matt: You should code something
9:45 PM - Matt: That maeks you not crash in steam
9:45 PM - Matt: *badumpish*
Your state is set to Offline.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.

 

[Seba]

19:40 - A Boojum Snark: I will make the greatest dom ever, door.
19:40 - Seba: dom_traingrid
19:40 - A Boojum Snark: negatory.
19:40 - func_door: if you pull it off, go for it
19:40 - Seba: It's like the tictactoe map but better
19:40 - A Boojum Snark: dom_quixote

 

[Seba]

19:54 - Rikka: real life dnd. does that make you or us bigger nerds?

 

[Dr. ROCKZO]

[LAGS] Absurdist of: lolquestion
[LAGS] Absurdist of: 14.
The concept of “never overdriving your headlights at night” means the following:
A. Go at a slow enough speed to stop if you see a hazard
B. Never drive faster than the speed of light
C. Make sure that you can see the car ahead with your headlights
D. Don’t look beyond your headlights
[LAGS] Absurdist of: B
[LAGS] Absurdist of: for sure
[LAGS] Absurdist of: I got this in the bag
Dr. ROCKZO: Do eeet
[LAGS] Absurdist of flies off at the speed of light
Dr. ROCKZO: Hey! That's against the Law!
Dr. ROCKZO: Either pay a fine or serve your sentence!
Jethro: >Resist Arrest
Jethro flies off at the speed of light

 

[Tapp]

dark (i am jacks iron fist): Bed time
dark (i am jacks iron fist): Hopefully for real this time
tapp: Table time
dark (i am jacks iron fist) left chat.
Serg: Backstation time
tapp: Hammer time
serg: Ain't no time
tapp: Valve time
serg: What time?
Tapp: Timeout
serg: Father time
tapp: Half time
serg: Mean time
tapp: Time to choose
serg: Times up
tapp: Is it reeeeallly that tiiiiime a-gain?!
Serg: Time trial
tapp: Double time
serg: Time travel
tapp: Tea time
serg: Snack time
tapp: Dinner time
serg: Nap time
tapp: Bath time
dat owlruler: Shut the hell up time
serg: Time pun
tapp: Time keeper
serg: Time-x
tapp: Daylight saving time
serg: Pacific time
tapp: Night time
dat owlruler: >:c
serg: Owlrage time
dat owlruler: Aye
dat owlruler: Raeg
lost connection to steam servers (connection timed out)

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