Why do you love steam convos?

[Valkyrie]

02:24 - LightFlock~: I seem to be having more and more days where I'm neither gay nor straight
02:24 - Idolon: does your sexuality change with the moon
02:24 - Valkyrie: a-sexuality is da bomb
02:24 - LightFlock~: weresexual
02:25 - LightFlock~: Every full moon I squeeze a boob

 

[Tarry H Sruman]

I care. In fact, i want to be senior executive in the animation and spriting department of Loaf of bread games now.

Does loaftoast offer competitive salaries and 401k matching plans?

 

[Valkyrie]

03:36 - Dr. Spud: "If a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. But if a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mom"
03:36 - Valkyrie: haha
03:37 - LightFlock~: What if a man sleeps with lots of men
03:37 - LightFlock~: Then he's a manslut
03:37 - Eyce: 25 degrees outside god damn it
03:38 - LightFlock~: Did you use your protractor?
03:38 - Valkyrie: Yay, after about 1 hour of changing the settings of a light
03:38 - Valkyrie: it is now perfect
03:38 - the ghostly presence of abp: wow
03:38 - Dr. Spud is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
03:38 - the ghostly presence of abp: random much

 

[Ælement]

Eyes

18:11 - Dr. Element: http://images.wikia.com/bioshock/images/0/01/Arcadia.jpg
18:12 - prestige: http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111113061154/bioshock/images/0/01/Arcadia.jpg
18:12 - prestige: its the same but smaller
18:12 - prestige: for those with smaller eyes

 

[Valkyrie]

23:53 - Jethro: Whos' that man with the eight strong legs?
23:53 - umbratile: spiderman

 

[Yacan1]

12:57 AM - prestige: having to make things coherent
12:57 AM - prestige: not my thing!!

obviously

 

[Seba]

14:49 - nightwatch: wtf is the awp and why is it like that

 

[Meldriz]

Meldrix: Will mint ever stop posting in his thread?
Meldrix: Find out with the next issue of
Meldrix: tf2maps yearly
ɱint onioɳ entered chat.
LightFlock~: Well
Meldrix: XD

Am psychic.

 

[Dr. Spud]

Axio: data:image/jpeg;base64,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
Axio: woops

 

[Ælement]

Forum people

 

[Ælement]

The rush of getting your own credit card is deep with this one. It's some reactions i got after gifting some friends copies of CS:GO that i picked up during the sale.

Spoiler

Dick waving not intended

 

[Egan]

umbratile: why are you in a hockey team
prestige: i play hockey
umbratile: oh

 

[Fruity Snacks]

void~ entered chat.
void~: brb homies
void~: windows update
void~ disconnected.

 

[Valkyrie]

21:22 - Idolon: why cant the same technology used in whitening toothpastes be used to resolve the immigration debate?

 

[Seba]

ido4pres

 

[Ida]

18:16 - Howling Techie: 75ei75
[...]
18:16 - Howling Techie: I wish I could just do nothing between lectures and classes*

 

[Seba]

23:51 - wofe: wofe

 

[Valkyrie]

23:58 - umbratile: I am straight as a rock hard erection

 

[Berry]

11:49 PM - umbratile: ugh why do I only draw portraits when I draw something
11:50 PM - umbratile: I wish I had inspiration
11:50 PM - meme. Valkyrie: Draw me
11:50 PM - meme. Valkyrie: like one of your French girls
11:50 PM - Berry~ (LightFlock): Draw me too!
11:50 PM - Berry~ (LightFlock): Draw me sitting on valk
11:50 PM - meme. Valkyrie: YEAH
11:50 PM - meme. Valkyrie: and also naked
11:50 PM - meme. Valkyrie: what?
11:50 PM - Berry~ (LightFlock): I was gonna say that
11:51 PM - meme. Valkyrie: haha
11:51 PM - Berry~ (LightFlock): Needs thongs too
11:51 PM - meme. Valkyrie: 3rd ninja of the day
11:52 PM - Dr. Spud: draw Moon Moon
11:52 PM - Berry~ (LightFlock): Draw moon moon between me and Valk naked
11:52 PM - Dr. Spud: draw furry porn
...
11:53 PM - Berry~ (LightFlock): Oh oh oh
11:53 PM - Berry~ (LightFlock): Draw me sat on Valk and moon moon, while all three of us draw furry porn!
11:53 PM - meme. Valkyrie: YES
11:53 PM - meme. Valkyrie: also make sure there is an umbrella somewhere
11:53 PM - meme. Valkyrie: every good picture needs one
11:53 PM - Berry~ (LightFlock): Oh, we're on a beach under an umbrella at sundown
11:54 PM - Berry~ (LightFlock): And there's a doge face on the sun
11:54 PM - meme. Valkyrie: and the water is coming in, the sunlight is reflecting perfectly of Light's eyes
11:54 PM - meme. Valkyrie: giving a special kind of twinkle
11:54 PM - Berry~ (LightFlock): Are you getting all of this?
11:54 PM - umbratile: sorry, I started drawing after "Draw me sitting on valk" so this is all you're gonna get http://puu.sh/4Km5t.jpg (nsfw)
11:54 PM - meme. Valkyrie: This might be getting close to erotica if we are not careful
11:54 PM - Berry~ (LightFlock): "close"?
11:55 PM - meme. Valkyrie: HAHAHAHAHA
11:55 PM - meme. Valkyrie: thats amazing
11:55 PM - stegarootbeer: i just realized
11:55 PM - Berry~ (LightFlock): Draw me sat on top
...
11:55 PM - Dr. Spud: hot
11:55 PM - prestige: is that what ur dick looks like umb
...
11:55 PM - Berry~ (LightFlock): Why does he only have one ball
11:55 PM - meme. Valkyrie: Why do I only have one ball?
11:55 PM - Berry~ (LightFlock): And where's my stork thing
11:56 PM - umbratile: because it's cold
11:56 PM - umbratile: or hot
11:56 PM - umbratile: whichever one of those makes your balls crawl up
11:56 PM - umbratile: I forget
11:56 PM - Berry~ (LightFlock): Is that why balls change???
11:56 PM - Berry~ (LightFlock): I look down while I'm peeing sometimes and I'm like wtf y u change
11:56 PM - meme. Valkyrie: They also do the same in an erection
11:56 PM - umbratile: I think it's because they go inside the body to heat up, kinda
...
11:56 PM - meme. Valkyrie: your balls move up
11:56 PM - umbratile: but usually they hang outside because they need to be slightly cooler than body temperature
11:57 PM - umbratile: or some shit
...
11:57 PM - meme. Valkyrie: Thanks umbra for your testicle knowledge
11:57 PM - umbratile: np

 

[Prestige]

6:31 PM - all horses: neigh