Tell Your Favorite Joke

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  1. Dark

    Dark L4: Comfortable Member

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    Tell your favorite joke, or a few that you like.
    If you don't want to get a fraction you might edit yourself a little, but it just depends if the admins think its funny.

    To start off heres a few.
    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of a lake.
    BoB
    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your door step.
    Mat
    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs nailed to the wall.
    Art

    Yours can be a little more dirty, i would not worry about it too much
     
  2. Lancey

    aa Lancey Currently On: ?????

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    So a man from Pennsylvania walks into a bar in Arkansas and sits down. The bartender looks at him and asks what he'll have. The Pennsylvanian says, "I'll have a gin and tonic," to which the bartender responds with a look of confusion. "You're not from around here, are you?" asks the bartender. The man replies, "No, I'm from Pennsylvania." The bartender gives him a beer and asks, "What do you do in Pennsylvania?" "I'm a taxidermist." "What in the hell is a tax-e-dermist?" responds the bartender. "I mount animals," responds the man. The bartender turns to the rest of the bar and shouts, "Don't worry guys, he's one of us!"
     
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  3. Exist

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    Oh man, the names of people I want to say...

    George W(pronounced dub-U-AH) Bush.
     
  4. Penguin

    aa Penguin Clinically Diagnosed with Small Mapper's Syndrome

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    The TF2M staff.
     
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  5. Void

    aa Void Local Man Unable To Map, Sources Say

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    Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But Doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
     
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  6. Pc_Madness

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    5 posts, 5 terrible jokes. :\ This thread is off to a great start. :p
     
  7. Vincent

    aa Vincent 🔨 Grandmaster Lizard Wizard Jedi 🔨

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    You call it aids, I call it weaponized semen.
     
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  8. Dr. ROCKZO

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    What did one nostril say to the other?
    This thread stinks.
     
  9. Prestige

    aa Prestige im not gay anymore

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    STOLEN JOKE/PUN

    there was a contest to see who could enter the best pun. 10 puns entered. 1 was to win, but no pun in-ten-did.
     
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  10. sniprpenguin

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    I audibly groaned when I read that.




    So, a baby seal walks into a club...
     
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  11. Mr.Blob

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    What happens to the seal? :O

    Tell Blob!
     
  12. Freyja

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    What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

    If we don't get some support around here, people will start thinking we're nuts!
     
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    aa Micnax I maek map

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    Carving
     
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    aa zpqrei Theme Changer Extraordinaire

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    women's rights
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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  17. Fredrik

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    That I'm not the coolest person in the world.
     
  18. Konata

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    Ban! :mad:
     
  19. duton1

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    What is the same between engagement parties, clitorises, and toilets?

    Men miss them all.
     
  20. grazr

    aa grazr Old Man Mutant Ninja Turtle

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    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?


    Because it was dead.
     
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