CP Red Canyon

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Alright, hardcliff is being updated soon!

And the name may or may not be getting changed to redcanyon because people can't hear the word "hard" without coming up with a gameday's worth of penis jokes.

I mean, SERIOUSLY guys!

 

[Muddy]

In all fairness, you did name one of your maps "Shaftworks"...

 

[HQDefault]

In all fairness, you did name one of your maps "Shaftworks"...

yeah, but that was different.

I can think of a dozen things that are hard, that aren't dirty.

 

[Zed]

yeah, but that was different.

I can think of a dozen things that are hard, that aren't dirty.

Like a penis in a shower?

 

[HQDefault]

Like a penis in a shower?

 

[Muddy]

The point is, you will never live it down.

Everything you ever make from here onwards will be cursed with penis jokes. Forever and ever.

 

[Crash]

Play nice, children.

 

[iiboharz]

Play nice, children.

says the guy who named his MvA map probed!

we all know what's being implied there. we should all make fun of you instead!

 

[HQDefault]

The point is, you will never live it down.

Everything you ever make from here onwards will be cursed with penis jokes. Forever and ever.

Are you sure?

Cause I made a map called grassygrass, and I doubt you can come up with a joke for that without a RIDICULOUS stretch that just makes you look like some dirty-headed idiot.

EDIT:
But seriously guys, can we please just stop with these dumb jokes? I know current pop culture is obsessed with penis jokes, but I'm actually the one guy who thinks they're stupid. (Also, we have too many slang terms for penis. Why can't we just have like a few names for it that make some sense, and call it good?)

 

[Zed]

Maybe we should all smoke some grassygrass and chill out. :cool1:

Alright, I'll stop.

 

[radarhead]

But seriously guys, can we please just stop with these dumb jokes? I know current pop culture is obsessed with penis jokes, but I'm actually the one guy who thinks they're stupid. (Also, we have too many slang terms for penis. Why can't we just have like a few names for it that make some sense, and call it good?)

Precisely. Slow your roll, y'all.

 

[Crash]

Yes, please stop with the jokes.

 

[HQDefault]

Alpha 7.

Name change.

Nostalgia.

Blammo.

Edit: Jeez, Moderators! That was a fast edit! Thanks

 

[HQDefault]

So... I'm getting a bit of conflicting feedback with the last test...

some I understand, some I'm scratching my head on.

So, I'm gonna take a break from this map for a bit and let my ideas simmer. Until then, I'm working on chilltower.

 

[HQDefault]

Well, back to work...

So, I have alpha 8 all ready to go, but the site's not letting me upload the file right now.

But for now, I have some screenshots!

 

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Okay, alpha 8 is actually live this time!

I hope the thing with the files won't be a problem during the 72hr contest :bored: