New stories are spreading about the peanut butter spread sandwich un-maker machine. This machine has €400,000 worth of diamond covered peanuts, just like the $600,000 azerty typewriter, which was set in Lizard Wizard's graphic config as the default GPU. The CPU was Donald Trump's personal infinite improbability drive, capable of teleporting Einstein's theory of special relatives, which is simply about the Flux Capacitor's dark past in
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