3 word story

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
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Oct 11, 2013
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It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then he heard a victory screech. Later they started to get angry and they destroyed the colored words, with link too. Embarrassed, they apologized for being such a "TRAIN RAIN brain drain pain".
"WIZARD SURPRISE!" Merasmus announced over an incredibly and ludicrously saxxy awards winner. Then, Scout vaulted 111 times over the grave of that award winner, Doctor Victor Fronkensteen."died the end" Said Spy as he quoted his cookies. Admin saw the confusion and fired Merasmus from MannCo. and Co.! "Coconutcake AND Coffee!", proclaimed the enigmatic but rather annoying lampshade hiding in Target's secret storage
 
May 25, 2015
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It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then he heard a victory screech. Later they started to get angry and they destroyed the colored words, with link too. Embarrassed, they apologized for being such a "TRAIN RAIN brain drain pain".
"WIZARD SURPRISE!" Merasmus announced over an incredibly and ludicrously saxxy awards winner. Then, Scout vaulted 111 times over the grave of that award winner, Doctor Victor Fronkensteen. "died the end" Said Spy as he quoted his cookies. Admin saw the confusion and fired Merasmus from MannCo. and Co.! "Coconutcake AND Coffee!", proclaimed the enigmatic but rather annoying lampshade hiding in Target's secret storage room of cake.
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
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Sep 8, 2008
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"WIZARD SURPRISE!" Merasmus announced over an incredibly and ludicrously saxxy awards winner. Then, Scout vaulted 111 times over the grave of that award winner, Doctor Victor Fronkensteen. "died the end" Said Spy as he quoted his cookies. Admin saw the confusion and fired Merasmus from MannCo. and Co.! "Coconutcake AND Coffee!", proclaimed the enigmatic but rather annoying lampshade hiding in Target's secret storage room of cake.

The next day,
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
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May 13, 2013
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really sad that nobody got my Lilo & Stitch reference "Coconut cake and coffee"
"WIZARD SURPRISE!" Merasmus announced over an incredibly and ludicrously saxxy awards winner. Then, Scout vaulted 111 times over the grave of that award winner, Doctor Victor Fronkensteen."died the end" Said Spy as he quoted his cookies. Admin saw the confusion and fired Merasmus from MannCo. and Co.! "Coconutcake AND Coffee!", proclaimed the enigmatic but rather annoying lampshade hiding in Target's secret storage room of cake.

The next day, all Spies caught
 

Vel0city

func_fish
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Dec 6, 2014
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"WIZARD SURPRISE!" Merasmus announced over an incredibly and ludicrously saxxy awards winner. Then, Scout vaulted 111 times over the grave of that award winner, Doctor Victor Fronkensteen."died the end" Said Spy as he quoted his cookies. Admin saw the confusion and fired Merasmus from MannCo. and Co.! "Coconutcake AND Coffee!", proclaimed the enigmatic but rather annoying lampshade hiding in Target's secret storage room of cake.

The next day, all Spies caught some dank kush
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then he heard a victory screech. Later they started to get angry and they destroyed the colored words, with link too. Embarrassed, they apologized for being such a "TRAIN RAIN brain drain pain".
"WIZARD SURPRISE!" Merasmus announced over an incredibly and ludicrously saxxy awards winner. Then, Scout vaulted 111 times over the grave of that award winner, Doctor Victor Fronkensteen. "died the end" Said Spy as he quoted his cookies. Admin saw the confusion and fired Merasmus from MannCo. and Co.! "Coconutcake AND Coffee!", proclaimed the enigmatic but rather annoying lampshade hiding in Target's secret storage room of cake.

The next day, all Spies caught some dank kush. Working together, they
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
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May 13, 2013
698
764
The next day, all Spies caught some dank kush. Working together, they lost it all to Strongbad in
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
The next day, all Spies caught some dank kush. Working together, they lost it all to Strongbad in the Battle of
 
May 25, 2015
391
308
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then he heard a victory screech. Later they started to get angry and they destroyed the colored words, with link too. Embarrassed, they apologized for being such a "TRAIN RAIN brain drain pain".
"WIZARD SURPRISE!" Merasmus announced over an incredibly and ludicrously saxxy awards winner. Then, Scout vaulted 111 times over the grave of that award winner, Doctor Victor Fronkensteen. "died the end" Said Spy as he quoted his cookies. Admin saw the confusion and fired Merasmus from MannCo. and Co.! "Coconutcake AND Coffee!", proclaimed the enigmatic but rather annoying lampshade hiding in Target's secret storage room of cake.

The next day, all Spies caught some dank kush. Working together, they lost it all to Strongbad in the Battle of winning over the
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
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Apr 10, 2014
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The next day, all Spies caught some dank kush. Working together, they lost it all to Strongbad in the Battle of winning over the9000 iPhone 6s. Then shit hit
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
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May 13, 2013
698
764
The next day, all Spies caught some dank kush. Working together, they lost it all to Strongbad in the Battle of winning over the 9000 iPhone 6s. Then SAXTON HAAAAALE purchased Gravel pits
 

Vel0city

func_fish
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Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
The next day, all Spies caught some dank kush. Working together, they lost it all to Strongbad in the Battle of winning over the 9000 iPhone 6s. Then SAXTON HAAAAALE purchased Gravel pits with Gravelpit's gravelpit.
 

SC PL

local shitposter
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Jun 25, 2015
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The next day, all Spies caught some dank kush. Working together, they lost it all to Strongbad in the Battle of winning over the 9000 iPhone 6s. Then SAXTON HAAAAALE purchased Gravel pits with Gravelpit's gravelpit. The Gravelpit's gravelpit
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
aa
Sep 8, 2008
1,264
817
The next day, all Spies caught some dank kush. Working together, they lost it all to Strongbad in the Battle of winning over the 9000 iPhone 6s. Then SAXTON HAAAAALE purchased Gravel pits with Gravelpit's gravelpit. The Gravelpit's gravelpit inception, called gravelpit's
 

Vel0city

func_fish
aa
Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
The next day, all Spies caught some dank kush. Working together, they lost it all to Strongbad in the Battle of winning over the 9000 iPhone 6s. Then SAXTON HAAAAALE purchased Gravel pits with Gravelpit's gravelpit. The Gravelpit's gravelpit inception, called gravelpit's other boring job.
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
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May 13, 2013
698
764
The next day, all Spies caught some dank kush. Working together, they lost it all to Strongbad in the Battle of winning over the 9000 iPhone 6s. Then SAXTON HAAAAALE purchased Gravel pits with Gravelpit's gravelpit. The Gravelpit's gravelpit inception, called gravelpit's other boring job. "Y'all come back
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
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Oct 11, 2013
273
413
The next day, all Spies caught some dank kush. Working together, they lost it all to Strongbad in the Battle of winning over the 9000 iPhone 6s. Then SAXTON HAAAAALE purchased Gravel pits with Gravelpit's gravelpit. The Gravelpit's gravelpit inception, called gravelpit's other boring job. "Y'all come back to the Gravepit