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Aksamit

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Nov 7, 2015
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It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some
 

Kraken

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Dec 21, 2014
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It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that
 

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Jun 25, 2015
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It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from
 
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It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
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Oct 11, 2013
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It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What
 

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Jun 25, 2015
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It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here.
 
Jul 6, 2015
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It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. "What is happening here" said SAXTON HALE
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
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Oct 11, 2013
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It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo,
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Jun 25, 2015
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It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train.
 

Empyre

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Feb 8, 2011
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It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then, he heard
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
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Oct 11, 2013
273
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It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then he heard a victory screech
 

SC PL

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Jun 25, 2015
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It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then he heard a victory screech. Later they started
 

Kraken

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Dec 21, 2014
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It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then he heard a victory screech. Later they started to get angry
 

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Jun 25, 2015
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It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then he heard a victory screech. Later they started to get angry and they destroyed

Use quotes to keep coloful text and TF2maps link
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
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Oct 11, 2013
273
413
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then he heard a victory screech. Later they started to get angry and they destroyed the colored words,

Use quotes to keep coloful text and TF2maps link
 

SC PL

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Jun 25, 2015
378
407
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then he heard a victory screech. Later they started to get angry and they destroyed the colored words, with link too.

"Use quotes to keep coloful text and TF2maps link" you don't must copy and paste that, but that will be nice
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then he heard a victory screech. Later they started to get angry and they destroyed the colored words, with link too. Embarrassed, they apologized
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
aa
Oct 11, 2013
273
413
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then he heard a victory screech. Later they started to get angry and they destroyed the colored words, with link too. Embarrassed, they apologized for being such
 
Jul 6, 2015
1,425
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It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then he heard a victory screech. Later they started to get angry and they destroyed the colored words, with link too. Embarrassed, they apologized for being such a "TRAIN RAIN"
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
It is time for us to eat some delicious sandvich at the 'Sandvich Cafe' diner, home of the magical magic Merasmus. Merasmus makes the garage sales look embarrassingly lacking in garages or sales. Them merasmus moved to Soldier's secret secret secret secret hideaway that even McSecret was oblivious to, but Soldier vaguely knows about. 5 million years in the making, hopefully it would be colourful enough to give to a homeless person a mermission that meets everybody's spectations. Merasmus's sandviches were not Heavy's. Heavy thought heavily about making a sandwich-powered crate opener. Crate opener exploded the crates open by an explosion that took out Merasmus of the realm of existence. Then, Engie's teleporter teleported scout into the middle of Europe. Then a bus killed him. Medic saw that unfortunate event coming, but did nothing except baking some unhealthy treats that kicked everyone from the tf2maps server for realz. What is happening here?" said SAXTON HALE, CEO of MannCo, driving a train. Then he heard a victory screech. Later they started to get angry and they destroyed the colored words, with link too. Embarrassed, they apologized for being such a "TRAIN RAIN brain drain pain"