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Berry

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Dec 27, 2012
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Our New Journey involving chicken nuggets and copious amounts of fully naked hat-wearing hobos begins after the admins of TF2Maps.net did absolutely nothing, because the chickens began to tactically set up Engineers and Micheal Jordan. "Holy Mother of Hickory Smoked Bungholes!" Fr0z3nR suddenly shrieked as Aly went to the women's favorite payload map: plr_dogbread. It was full of cookie dough golems that, under certain circumstances, tasted like taxes. "But why?" asked the ninja'd post.
The academy awards gave Leonardo DiCaprio a haunted cottage by the ghost of Biggus Dikkus, from Patch Adams. Why did Robin kill her husband? "I DON'T KNOW!" Meanwhile in space, Ronald MacDonnel pondered quantum physic donuts and stuck them up his dark blue colored UQA (Ultra Quixoticelixer Afterburner). Ronald exclaimed "where do I sign?" He then went to the bathroom. There, he glued a rocket to his obnoxiously large [crudely named Originality Generator. Suddenly, the king of nothing invaded the land of everything by doing something that screwed up the space-time continuum] question mark generator. This made Micheal Bay unusually explosion happy and so sure of himself. A chicken nugget for that reason was awarded to Shia LaBeouf because the queen zapped herself right in between her legs which, as expected, ninja'd of course with chicken nugget-based consequences. As expected, the UK government and Queen Chicken Nugget joined the Federal mouth cleaning service for the good of the Pumpkin King's loyal servants who were Royally Screwed by the Wee Willy of Saxton Hale's son,"bring in the Pepperjacks." Odd name. "The Pepperjacks will bring terror to the denizens of Denizon Town with overflowing saltshakers. Oh no! Smelly Super Sand Lesbian turned out to just be Lesbian" shouted Bob the International Lesbian Inspector at Francis. Francis was a small town girl, livin' in the sunshine, lovin' in the moonlight, having a mapping spree-5 with her orgy friends underneath your pillow.

After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because
 
Oct 6, 2008
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Our New Journey involving chicken nuggets and copious amounts of fully naked hat-wearing hobos begins after the admins of TF2Maps.net did absolutely nothing, because the chickens began to tactically set up Engineers and Micheal Jordan. "Holy Mother of Hickory Smoked Bungholes!" Fr0z3nR suddenly shrieked as Aly went to the women's favorite payload map: plr_dogbread. It was full of cookie dough golems that, under certain circumstances, tasted like taxes. "But why?" asked the ninja'd post.
The academy awards gave Leonardo DiCaprio a haunted cottage by the ghost of Biggus Dikkus, from Patch Adams. Why did Robin kill her husband? "I DON'T KNOW!" Meanwhile in space, Ronald MacDonnel pondered quantum physic donuts and stuck them up his dark blue colored UQA (Ultra Quixoticelixer Afterburner). Ronald exclaimed "where do I sign?" He then went to the bathroom. There, he glued a rocket to his obnoxiously large [crudely named Originality Generator. Suddenly, the king of nothing invaded the land of everything by doing something that screwed up the space-time continuum] question mark generator. This made Micheal Bay unusually explosion happy and so sure of himself. A chicken nugget for that reason was awarded to Shia LaBeouf because the queen zapped herself right in between her legs which, as expected, ninja'd of course with chicken nugget-based consequences. As expected, the UK government and Queen Chicken Nugget joined the Federal mouth cleaning service for the good of the Pumpkin King's loyal servants who were Royally Screwed by the Wee Willy of Saxton Hale's son,"bring in the Pepperjacks." Odd name. "The Pepperjacks will bring terror to the denizens of Denizon Town with overflowing saltshakers. Oh no! Smelly Super Sand Lesbian turned out to just be Lesbian" shouted Bob the International Lesbian Inspector at Francis. Francis was a small town girl, livin' in the sunshine, lovin' in the moonlight, having a mapping spree-5 with her orgy friends underneath your pillow.

After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
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May 13, 2013
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Our New Journey involving chicken nuggets and copious amounts of fully naked hat-wearing hobos begins after the admins of TF2Maps.net did absolutely nothing, because the chickens began to tactically set up Engineers and Micheal Jordan. "Holy Mother of Hickory Smoked Bungholes!" Fr0z3nR suddenly shrieked as Aly went to the women's favorite payload map: plr_dogbread. It was full of cookie dough golems that, under certain circumstances, tasted like taxes. "But why?" asked the ninja'd post.
The academy awards gave Leonardo DiCaprio a haunted cottage by the ghost of Biggus Dikkus, from Patch Adams. Why did Robin kill her husband? "I DON'T KNOW!" Meanwhile in space, Ronald MacDonnel pondered quantum physic donuts and stuck them up his dark blue colored UQA (Ultra Quixoticelixer Afterburner). Ronald exclaimed "where do I sign?" He then went to the bathroom. There, he glued a rocket to his obnoxiously large [crudely named Originality Generator. Suddenly, the king of nothing invaded the land of everything by doing something that screwed up the space-time continuum] question mark generator. This made Micheal Bay unusually explosion happy and so sure of himself. A chicken nugget for that reason was awarded to Shia LaBeouf because the queen zapped herself right in between her legs which, as expected, ninja'd of course with chicken nugget-based consequences. As expected, the UK government and Queen Chicken Nugget joined the Federal mouth cleaning service for the good of the Pumpkin King's loyal servants who were Royally Screwed by the Wee Willy of Saxton Hale's son,"bring in the Pepperjacks." Odd name. "The Pepperjacks will bring terror to the denizens of Denizon Town with overflowing saltshakers. Oh no! Smelly Super Sand Lesbian turned out to just be Lesbian" shouted Bob the International Lesbian Inspector at Francis. Francis was a small town girl, livin' in the sunshine, lovin' in the moonlight, having a mapping spree-5 with her orgy friends underneath your pillow.

After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
aa
Sep 8, 2008
1,264
816
Our New Journey involving chicken nuggets and copious amounts of fully naked hat-wearing hobos begins after the admins of TF2Maps.net did absolutely nothing, because the chickens began to tactically set up Engineers and Micheal Jordan. "Holy Mother of Hickory Smoked Bungholes!" Fr0z3nR suddenly shrieked as Aly went to the women's favorite payload map: plr_dogbread. It was full of cookie dough golems that, under certain circumstances, tasted like taxes. "But why?" asked the ninja'd post.
The academy awards gave Leonardo DiCaprio a haunted cottage by the ghost of Biggus Dikkus, from Patch Adams. Why did Robin kill her husband? "I DON'T KNOW!" Meanwhile in space, Ronald MacDonnel pondered quantum physic donuts and stuck them up his dark blue colored UQA (Ultra Quixoticelixer Afterburner). Ronald exclaimed "where do I sign?" He then went to the bathroom. There, he glued a rocket to his obnoxiously large [crudely named Originality Generator. Suddenly, the king of nothing invaded the land of everything by doing something that screwed up the space-time continuum] question mark generator. This made Micheal Bay unusually explosion happy and so sure of himself. A chicken nugget for that reason was awarded to Shia LaBeouf because the queen zapped herself right in between her legs which, as expected, ninja'd of course with chicken nugget-based consequences. As expected, the UK government and Queen Chicken Nugget joined the Federal mouth cleaning service for the good of the Pumpkin King's loyal servants who were Royally Screwed by the Wee Willy of Saxton Hale's son,"bring in the Pepperjacks." Odd name. "The Pepperjacks will bring terror to the denizens of Denizon Town with overflowing saltshakers. Oh no! Smelly Super Sand Lesbian turned out to just be Lesbian" shouted Bob the International Lesbian Inspector at Francis. Francis was a small town girl, livin' in the sunshine, lovin' in the moonlight, having a mapping spree-5 with her orgy friends underneath your pillow.

After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during
 

Berry

resident homo
aa
Dec 27, 2012
1,056
1,898
Our New Journey involving chicken nuggets and copious amounts of fully naked hat-wearing hobos begins after the admins of TF2Maps.net did absolutely nothing, because the chickens began to tactically set up Engineers and Micheal Jordan. "Holy Mother of Hickory Smoked Bungholes!" Fr0z3nR suddenly shrieked as Aly went to the women's favorite payload map: plr_dogbread. It was full of cookie dough golems that, under certain circumstances, tasted like taxes. "But why?" asked the ninja'd post.
The academy awards gave Leonardo DiCaprio a haunted cottage by the ghost of Biggus Dikkus, from Patch Adams. Why did Robin kill her husband? "I DON'T KNOW!" Meanwhile in space, Ronald MacDonnel pondered quantum physic donuts and stuck them up his dark blue colored UQA (Ultra Quixoticelixer Afterburner). Ronald exclaimed "where do I sign?" He then went to the bathroom. There, he glued a rocket to his obnoxiously large [crudely named Originality Generator. Suddenly, the king of nothing invaded the land of everything by doing something that screwed up the space-time continuum] question mark generator. This made Micheal Bay unusually explosion happy and so sure of himself. A chicken nugget for that reason was awarded to Shia LaBeouf because the queen zapped herself right in between her legs which, as expected, ninja'd of course with chicken nugget-based consequences. As expected, the UK government and Queen Chicken Nugget joined the Federal mouth cleaning service for the good of the Pumpkin King's loyal servants who were Royally Screwed by the Wee Willy of Saxton Hale's son,"bring in the Pepperjacks." Odd name. "The Pepperjacks will bring terror to the denizens of Denizon Town with overflowing saltshakers. Oh no! Smelly Super Sand Lesbian turned out to just be Lesbian" shouted Bob the International Lesbian Inspector at Francis. Francis was a small town girl, livin' in the sunshine, lovin' in the moonlight, having a mapping spree-5 with her orgy friends underneath your pillow.

After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
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May 13, 2013
698
764
After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova
 

Berry

resident homo
aa
Dec 27, 2012
1,056
1,898
After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
aa
May 13, 2013
698
764
After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits
 

Rudi525

L1: Registered
Aug 15, 2014
5
0
After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits he broke his
 

Zed

Certified Most Crunk™
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Aug 7, 2014
1,241
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After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
aa
Mar 6, 2013
1,045
625
After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that
 

Vel0city

func_fish
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Dec 6, 2014
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1,589
After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the
 

Bunbun

aa
May 18, 2014
401
782
After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invade
 
Oct 6, 2008
1,949
446
After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips
 

Vel0city

func_fish
aa
Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips.
 

Tumby

aa
May 12, 2013
1,085
1,194
After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
aa
Sep 8, 2008
1,264
816
After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix
 
Oct 6, 2008
1,949
446
After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of Chinese Egg Noodles
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
After the war repeated itself, Jason Derulo and his ghastly ghost friends returned to the scene of the first time that the trigger_hurt didn't improve cp_5gorge, which is shocking because trigger_hurts always hurt, except when negative at 13:37 during simultaneous full moons and a supernova; naturally, trigger_hurts should be in deathpits all across Canada, or else you will find that you'll miss the spanish inquisition invading the player clips and paper clips. 400000$ worth of grammar couldnt fix the Chinese Egg Noodles, once the