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Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next
 

Vel0city

func_fish
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Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock
 
Oct 6, 2008
1,954
446
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
aa
Sep 8, 2008
1,264
816
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who killed Alias just
 

Bunbun

aa
May 18, 2014
401
782
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who killed Alias just after Hammer created
 

Zed

Certified Most Crunk™
aa
Aug 7, 2014
1,241
1,025
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who killed Alias just after Hammer created cp_orange_x3. Dead bodies
 

Vel0city

func_fish
aa
Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who killed Alias just after Hammer created cp_orange_x3. Dead bodies flew trough rd_Astroid,
 
Oct 6, 2008
1,954
446
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who killed Alias just after Hammer created cp_orange_x3. Dead bodies flew trough rd_Astroid, because they could
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
aa
Mar 6, 2013
1,045
625
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who killed Alias just after Hammer created cp_orange_x3. Dead bodies flew trough rd_Astroid, because they could transcend time and
 
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Digaag Wa Riz

Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who killed Alias just after Hammer created cp_orange_x3. Dead bodies flew trough rd_Astroid, because they could transcend time and pizza. No one
 

Bunbun

aa
May 18, 2014
401
782
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who killed Alias just after Hammer created cp_orange_x3. Dead bodies flew trough rd_Astroid, because they could transcend time and pizza. No one was happy, sad
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
aa
Mar 6, 2013
1,045
625
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who killed Alias just after Hammer created cp_orange_x3. Dead bodies flew trough rd_Astroid, because they could transcend time and pizza. No one was happy, sad, or even mopey.
 

Tumby

aa
May 12, 2013
1,087
1,195
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who killed Alias just after Hammer created cp_orange_x3. Dead bodies flew trough rd_Astroid, because they could transcend time and pizza. No one was happy, sad, or even mopey.

Without a warning
 

Vel0city

func_fish
aa
Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who killed Alias just after Hammer created cp_orange_x3. Dead bodies flew trough rd_Astroid, because they could transcend time and pizza. No one was happy, sad, or even mopey.

Without a warning a box of
 

Tumby

aa
May 12, 2013
1,087
1,195
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who killed Alias just after Hammer created cp_orange_x3. Dead bodies flew trough rd_Astroid, because they could transcend time and pizza. No one was happy, sad, or even mopey.

Without a warning a box of cox dropped right
 

Zed

Certified Most Crunk™
aa
Aug 7, 2014
1,241
1,025
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who killed Alias just after Hammer created cp_orange_x3. Dead bodies flew trough rd_Astroid, because they could transcend time and pizza. No one was happy, sad, or even mopey.

Without a warning a box of cox dropped right out of my
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
aa
Sep 8, 2008
1,264
816
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who killed Alias just after Hammer created cp_orange_x3. Dead bodies flew trough rd_Astroid, because they could transcend time and pizza. No one was happy, sad, or even mopey.

Without a warning a box of cox dropped right out of my own virtualy unstable
 

Vel0city

func_fish
aa
Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who killed Alias just after Hammer created cp_orange_x3. Dead bodies flew trough rd_Astroid, because they could transcend time and pizza. No one was happy, sad, or even mopey.

Without a warning a box of cox dropped right out of my own virtualy unstable map compiler called
 

Tumby

aa
May 12, 2013
1,087
1,195
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who killed Alias just after Hammer created cp_orange_x3. Dead bodies flew trough rd_Astroid, because they could transcend time and pizza. No one was happy, sad, or even mopey.

Without a warning a box of cox dropped right out of my own virtualy unstable map compiler called "Batman.bat". This box
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who killed Alias just after Hammer created cp_orange_x3. Dead bodies flew trough rd_Astroid, because they could transcend time and pizza. No one was happy, sad, or even mopey.

Without a warning a box of cox dropped right out of my own virtualy unstable map compiler called "Batman.bat". This box has been rumored