3 word story

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
aa
Sep 8, 2008
1,264
817
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who killed Alias just after Hammer created cp_orange_x3. Dead bodies flew trough rd_Astroid, because they could transcend time and pizza. No one was happy, sad, or even mopey.

Without a warning a box of cox dropped right out of my own virtualy unstable map compiler called "Batman.bat". This box has been rumored to destroy your sense of balance in a very good way actually. It simply doesn't matter if your previous attempts were recognized by GabeN, he will still not release Team Haberdashery 2 until Counter Shopping: Plaza Life is released for the Ouya. GabeN's surprise appearance killed defenseless chickens because of dogs.

After 12 seconds nothing happened, "Look! I'm ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT! Isn't YOLOYOLOSWAGMASTER your friend?"
 

Vel0city

func_fish
aa
Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who killed Alias just after Hammer created cp_orange_x3. Dead bodies flew trough rd_Astroid, because they could transcend time and pizza. No one was happy, sad, or even mopey.

Without a warning a box of cox dropped right out of my own virtualy unstable map compiler called "Batman.bat". This box has been rumored to destroy your sense of balance in a very good way actually. It simply doesn't matter if your previous attempts were recognized by GabeN, he will still not release Team Haberdashery 2 until Counter Shopping: Plaza Life is released for the Ouya. GabeN's surprise appearance killed defenseless chickens because of dogs.

After 12 seconds nothing happened, "Look! I'm ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT! Isn't YOLOYOLOSWAGMASTER your friend?" GoldSrc asked. "Why
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who killed Alias just after Hammer created cp_orange_x3. Dead bodies flew trough rd_Astroid, because they could transcend time and pizza. No one was happy, sad, or even mopey.

Without a warning a box of cox dropped right out of my own virtualy unstable map compiler called "Batman.bat". This box has been rumored to destroy your sense of balance in a very good way actually. It simply doesn't matter if your previous attempts were recognized by GabeN, he will still not release Team Haberdashery 2 until Counter Shopping: Plaza Life is released for the Ouya. GabeN's surprise appearance killed defenseless chickens because of dogs.

After 12 seconds nothing happened, "Look! I'm ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT! Isn't YOLOYOLOSWAGMASTER your friend?" GoldSrc asked. "Why, yes! Thanks for
 

Vel0city

func_fish
aa
Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who killed Alias just after Hammer created cp_orange_x3. Dead bodies flew trough rd_Astroid, because they could transcend time and pizza. No one was happy, sad, or even mopey.

Without a warning a box of cox dropped right out of my own virtualy unstable map compiler called "Batman.bat". This box has been rumored to destroy your sense of balance in a very good way actually. It simply doesn't matter if your previous attempts were recognized by GabeN, he will still not release Team Haberdashery 2 until Counter Shopping: Plaza Life is released for the Ouya. GabeN's surprise appearance killed defenseless chickens because of dogs.

After 12 seconds nothing happened, "Look! I'm ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT! Isn't YOLOYOLOSWAGMASTER your friend?" GoldSrc asked. "Why, yes! Thanks for completing sentences in
 

Zed

Certified Most Crunk™
aa
Aug 7, 2014
1,241
1,025
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who killed Alias just after Hammer created cp_orange_x3. Dead bodies flew trough rd_Astroid, because they could transcend time and pizza. No one was happy, sad, or even mopey.

Without a warning a box of cox dropped right out of my own virtualy unstable map compiler called "Batman.bat". This box has been rumored to destroy your sense of balance in a very good way actually. It simply doesn't matter if your previous attempts were recognized by GabeN, he will still not release Team Haberdashery 2 until Counter Shopping: Plaza Life is released for the Ouya. GabeN's surprise appearance killed defenseless chickens because of dogs.

After 12 seconds nothing happened, "Look! I'm ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT! Isn't YOLOYOLOSWAGMASTER your friend?" GoldSrc asked. "Why, yes! Thanks for completing sentences in poorly translated Taiwanese!"
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
aa
Mar 6, 2013
1,044
627
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who killed Alias just after Hammer created cp_orange_x3. Dead bodies flew trough rd_Astroid, because they could transcend time and pizza. No one was happy, sad, or even mopey.

Without a warning a box of cox dropped right out of my own virtualy unstable map compiler called "Batman.bat". This box has been rumored to destroy your sense of balance in a very good way actually. It simply doesn't matter if your previous attempts were recognized by GabeN, he will still not release Team Haberdashery 2 until Counter Shopping: Plaza Life is released for the Ouya. GabeN's surprise appearance killed defenseless chickens because of dogs.

After 12 seconds nothing happened, "Look! I'm ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT! Isn't YOLOYOLOSWAGMASTER your friend?" GoldSrc asked. "Why, yes! Thanks for completing sentences in poorly translated Taiwanese!" replied Gregori Rasputin.
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
aa
Sep 8, 2008
1,264
817
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who killed Alias just after Hammer created cp_orange_x3. Dead bodies flew trough rd_Astroid, because they could transcend time and pizza. No one was happy, sad, or even mopey.

Without a warning a box of cox dropped right out of my own virtualy unstable map compiler called "Batman.bat". This box has been rumored to destroy your sense of balance in a very good way actually. It simply doesn't matter if your previous attempts were recognized by GabeN, he will still not release Team Haberdashery 2 until Counter Shopping: Plaza Life is released for the Ouya. GabeN's surprise appearance killed defenseless chickens because of dogs.

After 12 seconds nothing happened, "Look! I'm ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT! Isn't YOLOYOLOSWAGMASTER your friend?" GoldSrc asked. "Why, yes! Thanks for completing sentences in poorly translated Taiwanese!" replied Gregori Rasputin. A minute later
 

Bunbun

aa
May 18, 2014
401
782
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who killed Alias just after Hammer created cp_orange_x3. Dead bodies flew trough rd_Astroid, because they could transcend time and pizza. No one was happy, sad, or even mopey.

Without a warning a box of cox dropped right out of my own virtualy unstable map compiler called "Batman.bat". This box has been rumored to destroy your sense of balance in a very good way actually. It simply doesn't matter if your previous attempts were recognized by GabeN, he will still not release Team Haberdashery 2 until Counter Shopping: Plaza Life is released for the Ouya. GabeN's surprise appearance killed defenseless chickens because of dogs.

After 12 seconds nothing happened, "Look! I'm ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT! Isn't YOLOYOLOSWAGMASTER your friend?" GoldSrc asked. "Why, yes! Thanks for completing sentences in poorly translated Taiwanese!" replied Gregori Rasputin. A minute later Mary Poppins murdered
 

Vel0city

func_fish
aa
Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who killed Alias just after Hammer created cp_orange_x3. Dead bodies flew trough rd_Astroid, because they could transcend time and pizza. No one was happy, sad, or even mopey.

Without a warning a box of cox dropped right out of my own virtualy unstable map compiler called "Batman.bat". This box has been rumored to destroy your sense of balance in a very good way actually. It simply doesn't matter if your previous attempts were recognized by GabeN, he will still not release Team Haberdashery 2 until Counter Shopping: Plaza Life is released for the Ouya. GabeN's surprise appearance killed defenseless chickens because of dogs.

After 12 seconds nothing happened, "Look! I'm ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT! Isn't YOLOYOLOSWAGMASTER your friend?" GoldSrc asked. "Why, yes! Thanks for completing sentences in poorly translated Taiwanese!" replied Gregori Rasputin. A minute later Mary Poppins murdered the lonely Pootis
 

Tumby

aa
May 12, 2013
1,087
1,196
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who killed Alias just after Hammer created cp_orange_x3. Dead bodies flew trough rd_Astroid, because they could transcend time and pizza. No one was happy, sad, or even mopey.

Without a warning a box of cox dropped right out of my own virtualy unstable map compiler called "Batman.bat". This box has been rumored to destroy your sense of balance in a very good way actually. It simply doesn't matter if your previous attempts were recognized by GabeN, he will still not release Team Haberdashery 2 until Counter Shopping: Plaza Life is released for the Ouya. GabeN's surprise appearance killed defenseless chickens because of dogs.

After 12 seconds nothing happened, "Look! I'm ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT! Isn't YOLOYOLOSWAGMASTER your friend?" GoldSrc asked. "Why, yes! Thanks for completing sentences in poorly translated Taiwanese!" replied Gregori Rasputin. A minute later Mary Poppins murdered the lonely Pootis-Birds of Gottam
 
Oct 6, 2008
1,965
450
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who killed Alias just after Hammer created cp_orange_x3. Dead bodies flew trough rd_Astroid, because they could transcend time and pizza. No one was happy, sad, or even mopey.

Without a warning a box of cox dropped right out of my own virtualy unstable map compiler called "Batman.bat". This box has been rumored to destroy your sense of balance in a very good way actually. It simply doesn't matter if your previous attempts were recognized by GabeN, he will still not release Team Haberdashery 2 until Counter Shopping: Plaza Life is released for the Ouya. GabeN's surprise appearance killed defenseless chickens because of dogs.

After 12 seconds nothing happened, "Look! I'm ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT! Isn't YOLOYOLOSWAGMASTER your friend?" GoldSrc asked. "Why, yes! Thanks for completing sentences in poorly translated Taiwanese!" replied Gregori Rasputin. A minute later Mary Poppins murdered the lonely Pootis-Birds of Gottam making Batman's museli
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
aa
Mar 6, 2013
1,044
627
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who killed Alias just after Hammer created cp_orange_x3. Dead bodies flew trough rd_Astroid, because they could transcend time and pizza. No one was happy, sad, or even mopey.

Without a warning a box of cox dropped right out of my own virtualy unstable map compiler called "Batman.bat". This box has been rumored to destroy your sense of balance in a very good way actually. It simply doesn't matter if your previous attempts were recognized by GabeN, he will still not release Team Haberdashery 2 until Counter Shopping: Plaza Life is released for the Ouya. GabeN's surprise appearance killed defenseless chickens because of dogs.

After 12 seconds nothing happened, "Look! I'm ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT! Isn't YOLOYOLOSWAGMASTER your friend?" GoldSrc asked. "Why, yes! Thanks for completing sentences in poorly translated Taiwanese!" replied Gregori Rasputin. A minute later Mary Poppins murdered the lonely Pootis-Birds of Gottam making Batman's museli cold and wet.
 

Vel0city

func_fish
aa
Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who killed Alias just after Hammer created cp_orange_x3. Dead bodies flew trough rd_Astroid, because they could transcend time and pizza. No one was happy, sad, or even mopey.

Without a warning a box of cox dropped right out of my own virtualy unstable map compiler called "Batman.bat". This box has been rumored to destroy your sense of balance in a very good way actually. It simply doesn't matter if your previous attempts were recognized by GabeN, he will still not release Team Haberdashery 2 until Counter Shopping: Plaza Life is released for the Ouya. GabeN's surprise appearance killed defenseless chickens because of dogs.

After 12 seconds nothing happened, "Look! I'm ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT! Isn't YOLOYOLOSWAGMASTER your friend?" GoldSrc asked. "Why, yes! Thanks for completing sentences in poorly translated Taiwanese!" replied Gregori Rasputin. A minute later Mary Poppins murdered the lonely Pootis-Birds of Gottam making Batman's museli cold and wet. "Here's Heavy!" shouted
 
Oct 6, 2008
1,965
450
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who killed Alias just after Hammer created cp_orange_x3. Dead bodies flew trough rd_Astroid, because they could transcend time and pizza. No one was happy, sad, or even mopey.

Without a warning a box of cox dropped right out of my own virtualy unstable map compiler called "Batman.bat". This box has been rumored to destroy your sense of balance in a very good way actually. It simply doesn't matter if your previous attempts were recognized by GabeN, he will still not release Team Haberdashery 2 until Counter Shopping: Plaza Life is released for the Ouya. GabeN's surprise appearance killed defenseless chickens because of dogs.

After 12 seconds nothing happened, "Look! I'm ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT! Isn't YOLOYOLOSWAGMASTER your friend?" GoldSrc asked. "Why, yes! Thanks for completing sentences in poorly translated Taiwanese!" replied Gregori Rasputin. A minute later Mary Poppins murdered the lonely Pootis-Birds of Gottam making Batman's museli cold and wet. "Here's Heavy!" shouted Peter Pan who
 

Vel0city

func_fish
aa
Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who killed Alias just after Hammer created cp_orange_x3. Dead bodies flew trough rd_Astroid, because they could transcend time and pizza. No one was happy, sad, or even mopey.

Without a warning a box of cox dropped right out of my own virtualy unstable map compiler called "Batman.bat". This box has been rumored to destroy your sense of balance in a very good way actually. It simply doesn't matter if your previous attempts were recognized by GabeN, he will still not release Team Haberdashery 2 until Counter Shopping: Plaza Life is released for the Ouya. GabeN's surprise appearance killed defenseless chickens because of dogs.

After 12 seconds nothing happened, "Look! I'm ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT! Isn't YOLOYOLOSWAGMASTER your friend?" GoldSrc asked. "Why, yes! Thanks for completing sentences in poorly translated Taiwanese!" replied Gregori Rasputin. A minute later Mary Poppins murdered the lonely Pootis-Birds of Gottam making Batman's museli cold and wet. "Here's Heavy!" shouted Peter Pan who crashed TF2 due
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
aa
Sep 8, 2008
1,264
817
Our next journey takes us to a pyroland filled with evil cp_junctions as deathpits. ETF2L was going to say hello to my non-existent girlfriend in 2Fort's sewers, where her morality crashed like TF2. You wouldn't believe her slutty stories which involve ducks, Merasmus, and a tiny little dragon (crying in spanish) participating in raunchy goofy chickens which can talk like Pyro on steroids.

In the func_fishpool a wild Gaben doesn't appear. Instead, Kill_the_Bug rises swiftly and gets ninja'd by the President. What happened next will not shock captain soupcan who killed Alias just after Hammer created cp_orange_x3. Dead bodies flew trough rd_Astroid, because they could transcend time and pizza. No one was happy, sad, or even mopey.

Without a warning a box of cox dropped right out of my own virtualy unstable map compiler called "Batman.bat". This box has been rumored to destroy your sense of balance in a very good way actually. It simply doesn't matter if your previous attempts were recognized by GabeN, he will still not release Team Haberdashery 2 until Counter Shopping: Plaza Life is released for the Ouya. GabeN's surprise appearance killed defenseless chickens because of dogs.

After 12 seconds nothing happened, "Look! I'm ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT! Isn't YOLOYOLOSWAGMASTER your friend?" GoldSrc asked. "Why, yes! Thanks for completing sentences in poorly translated Taiwanese!" replied Gregori Rasputin. A minute later Mary Poppins murdered the lonely Pootis-Birds of Gottam making Batman's museli cold and wet. "Here's Heavy!" shouted Peter Pan who crashed TF2 due to ending stories.
 

Vel0city

func_fish
aa
Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
Chapter 2: Holy defenseless trumpet monkeys!
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
Chapter 2: Holy defenseless trumpet monkeys! Now that the
 

Vel0city

func_fish
aa
Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
Chapter 2: Holy defenseless trumpet monkeys! Now that the overlord sacrificed 5000