3 word story

[Tumby]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived. He explained that the operation would probably require a huge and incredibly complicated procedure, detailed in the syllabus. Suddenly a tiny beard loving bear fell off a cliff with trigger_hurt with negative damage. The Veterinary Inquisition, oblivious of the impending ursine revolution in East Russia

 

[Corvatile]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived. He explained that the operation would probably require a huge and incredibly complicated procedure, detailed in the syllabus. Suddenly a tiny beard loving bear fell off a cliff with trigger_hurt with negative damage. The Veterinary Inquisition, oblivious of the impending ursine revolution in East Russia deployed moose diplomats

 

[Empyre]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived. He explained that the operation would probably require a huge and incredibly complicated procedure, detailed in the syllabus. Suddenly a tiny beard loving bear fell off a cliff with trigger_hurt with negative damage. The Veterinary Inquisition, oblivious of the impending ursine revolution in East Russia, deployed moose diplomats to negotiate with

 

[Tumby]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived. He explained that the operation would probably require a huge and incredibly complicated procedure, detailed in the syllabus. Suddenly a tiny beard loving bear fell off a cliff with trigger_hurt with negative damage. The Veterinary Inquisition, oblivious of the impending ursine revolution in East Russia, deployed moose diplomats to negotiate with George Washington. Injured

 

[Empyre]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived. He explained that the operation would probably require a huge and incredibly complicated procedure, detailed in the syllabus. Suddenly a tiny beard loving bear fell off a cliff with trigger_hurt with negative damage. The Veterinary Inquisition, oblivious of the impending ursine revolution in East Russia, deployed moose diplomats to negotiate with George Washington. Injured by the massive

 

[Digaag Wa Riz]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived. He explained that the operation would probably require a huge and incredibly complicated procedure, detailed in the syllabus. Suddenly a tiny beard loving bear fell off a cliff with trigger_hurt with negative damage. The Veterinary Inquisition, oblivious of the impending ursine revolution in East Russia, deployed moose diplomats to negotiate with George Washington. Injured by the massive Chinese fire weasels,

 

[Svedash]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived. He explained that the operation would probably require a huge and incredibly complicated procedure, detailed in the syllabus. Suddenly a tiny beard loving bear fell off a cliff with trigger_hurt with negative damage. The Veterinary Inquisition, oblivious of the impending ursine revolution in East Russia, deployed moose diplomats to negotiate with George Washington. Injured by the massive Chinese fire weasels, his mood was

 

[Empyre]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived. He explained that the operation would probably require a huge and incredibly complicated procedure, detailed in the syllabus. Suddenly a tiny beard loving bear fell off a cliff with trigger_hurt with negative damage. The Veterinary Inquisition, oblivious of the impending ursine revolution in East Russia, deployed moose diplomats to negotiate with George Washington. Injured by the massive Chinese fire weasels, his mood was understandably glum, so

 

[UKCS-Alias]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived. He explained that the operation would probably require a huge and incredibly complicated procedure, detailed in the syllabus. Suddenly a tiny beard loving bear fell off a cliff with trigger_hurt with negative damage. The Veterinary Inquisition, oblivious of the impending ursine revolution in East Russia, deployed moose diplomats to negotiate with George Washington. Injured by the massive Chinese fire weasels, his mood was understandably glum, so he married the

 

[Empyre]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived. He explained that the operation would probably require a huge and incredibly complicated procedure, detailed in the syllabus. Suddenly a tiny beard loving bear fell off a cliff with trigger_hurt with negative damage. The Veterinary Inquisition, oblivious of the impending ursine revolution in East Russia, deployed moose diplomats to negotiate with George Washington. Injured by the massive Chinese fire weasels, his mood was understandably glum, so he married the nurse who had

 

[Corvatile]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived. He explained that the operation would probably require a huge and incredibly complicated procedure, detailed in the syllabus. Suddenly a tiny beard loving bear fell off a cliff with trigger_hurt with negative damage. The Veterinary Inquisition, oblivious of the impending ursine revolution in East Russia, deployed moose diplomats to negotiate with George Washington. Injured by the massive Chinese fire weasels, his mood was understandably glum, so he married the nurse who had amputated his face.

 

[UKCS-Alias]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived. He explained that the operation would probably require a huge and incredibly complicated procedure, detailed in the syllabus. Suddenly a tiny beard loving bear fell off a cliff with trigger_hurt with negative damage. The Veterinary Inquisition, oblivious of the impending ursine revolution in East Russia, deployed moose diplomats to negotiate with George Washington. Injured by the massive Chinese fire weasels, his mood was understandably glum, so he married the nurse who had amputated his face. To celebrate they

 

[Empyre]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived. He explained that the operation would probably require a huge and incredibly complicated procedure, detailed in the syllabus. Suddenly a tiny beard loving bear fell off a cliff with trigger_hurt with negative damage. The Veterinary Inquisition, oblivious of the impending ursine revolution in East Russia, deployed moose diplomats to negotiate with George Washington. Injured by the massive Chinese fire weasels, his mood was understandably glum, so he married the nurse who had amputated his face. To celebrate they decided to go

 

[KingOfSpace]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived. He explained that the operation would probably require a huge and incredibly complicated procedure, detailed in the syllabus. Suddenly a tiny beard loving bear fell off a cliff with trigger_hurt with negative damage. The Veterinary Inquisition, oblivious of the impending ursine revolution in East Russia, deployed moose diplomats to negotiate with George Washington. Injured by the massive Chinese fire weasels, his mood was understandably glum, so he married the nurse who had amputated his face. To celebrate they decided to fly moonward on

 

[Another Bad Pun]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived. He explained that the operation would probably require a huge and incredibly complicated procedure, detailed in the syllabus. Suddenly a tiny beard loving bear fell off a cliff with trigger_hurt with negative damage. The Veterinary Inquisition, oblivious of the impending ursine revolution in East Russia, deployed moose diplomats to negotiate with George Washington. Injured by the massive Chinese fire weasels, his mood was understandably glum, so he married the nurse who had amputated his face. To celebrate, they decided to fly moonward on his hexagonal band-aid.

 

[UKCS-Alias]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived. He explained that the operation would probably require a huge and incredibly complicated procedure, detailed in the syllabus. Suddenly a tiny beard loving bear fell off a cliff with trigger_hurt with negative damage. The Veterinary Inquisition, oblivious of the impending ursine revolution in East Russia, deployed moose diplomats to negotiate with George Washington. Injured by the massive Chinese fire weasels, his mood was understandably glum, so he married the nurse who had amputated his face. To celebrate, they decided to fly moonward on his hexagonal band-aid. Suddenly, there was

 

[Empyre]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived. He explained that the operation would probably require a huge and incredibly complicated procedure, detailed in the syllabus. Suddenly a tiny beard loving bear fell off a cliff with trigger_hurt with negative damage. The Veterinary Inquisition, oblivious of the impending ursine revolution in East Russia, deployed moose diplomats to negotiate with George Washington. Injured by the massive Chinese fire weasels, his mood was understandably glum, so he married the nurse who had amputated his face. To celebrate, they decided to fly moonward on his hexagonal band-aid. Suddenly, there was a terrifyingly slithery

 

[Svedash]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived. He explained that the operation would probably require a huge and incredibly complicated procedure, detailed in the syllabus. Suddenly a tiny beard loving bear fell off a cliff with trigger_hurt with negative damage. The Veterinary Inquisition, oblivious of the impending ursine revolution in East Russia, deployed moose diplomats to negotiate with George Washington. Injured by the massive Chinese fire weasels, his mood was understandably glum, so he married the nurse who had amputated his face. To celebrate, they decided to fly moonward on his hexagonal band-aid. Suddenly, there was a terrifyingly slithery noise coming from

 

[Ælement]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived. He explained that the operation would probably require a huge and incredibly complicated procedure, detailed in the syllabus. Suddenly a tiny beard loving bear fell off a cliff with trigger_hurt with negative damage. The Veterinary Inquisition, oblivious of the impending ursine revolution in East Russia, deployed moose diplomats to negotiate with George Washington. Injured by the massive Chinese fire weasels, his mood was understandably glum, so he married the nurse who had amputated his face. To celebrate, they decided to fly moonward on his hexagonal band-aid. Suddenly, there was a terrifyingly slithery noise coming from the lazing honeymelons

 

[Empyre]

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault on antique canvas. After seeing it, Tumbolisu decided to go home becouse somebody misspelled 'because' at page 69. This sexual innuendo was lost on the monkey, who was unable to "touch his monkey". Feeling dejected, he started singing the song of his people while masturbating furiously. Nirvana had come. 'Fascinating' said the Vice President of Several Individuals Corporation®, even though he knew no English. When the monkey decided to change his species legally, Andy Serkis arrived. He explained that the operation would probably require a huge and incredibly complicated procedure, detailed in the syllabus. Suddenly a tiny beard loving bear fell off a cliff with trigger_hurt with negative damage. The Veterinary Inquisition, oblivious of the impending ursine revolution in East Russia, deployed moose diplomats to negotiate with George Washington. Injured by the massive Chinese fire weasels, his mood was understandably glum, so he married the nurse who had amputated his face. To celebrate, they decided to fly moonward on his hexagonal band-aid. Suddenly, there was a terrifyingly slithery noise coming from the lazing honeymelons, which had surprisingly