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radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
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Chapter 11: Sightlines

"Oh nicolas cage the sightlines, they suck!"
Homer Simpson loves sniping in ctf_peace_pasta_pizza otherwise known as "The map with Ninja'd posts!"
"Smiles and Tears", he said "Are for awful snipers." Why, you ask?
Because they're for the philosophical question, "Are F2Ps terrible?" "Why'd you ask?" "Why shouldn't I give you all my jimijam miniguns and shove them into my scatterguns?
Dank Memes are tasty." So Heavy added some to the mix. Then beat some eggs, 5tons of flour, mixed with milk, and berries/cherries, sacrifice 10kg orphans to the mighty Satoru Iwata, and bake at 1100 degrees. Which the volcano didn't approve of at that point, so it sang
 

Vel0city

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Chapter 11: Sightlines

"Oh nicolas cage the sightlines, they suck!"
Homer Simpson loves sniping in ctf_peace_pasta_pizza otherwise known as "The map with Ninja'd posts!"
"Smiles and Tears", he said "Are for awful snipers." Why, you ask?
Because they're for the philosophical question, "Are F2Ps terrible?" "Why'd you ask?" "Why shouldn't I give you all my jimijam miniguns and shove them into my scatterguns?
Dank Memes are tasty." So Heavy added some to the mix. Then beat some eggs, 5tons of flour, mixed with milk, and berries/cherries, sacrifice 10kg orphans to the mighty Satoru Iwata, and bake at 1100 degrees. Which the volcano didn't approve of at that point, so it sang a sad song.
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
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Mar 6, 2013
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Chapter 11: Sightlines

"Oh nicolas cage the sightlines, they suck!"
Homer Simpson loves sniping in ctf_peace_pasta_pizza otherwise known as "The map with Ninja'd posts!"
"Smiles and Tears", he said "Are for awful snipers." Why, you ask?
Because they're for the philosophical question, "Are F2Ps terrible?" "Why'd you ask?" "Why shouldn't I give you all my jimijam miniguns and shove them into my scatterguns?
Dank Memes are tasty." So Heavy added some to the mix. Then beat some eggs, 5tons of flour, mixed with milk, and berries/cherries, sacrifice 10kg orphans to the mighty Satoru Iwata, and bake at 1100 degrees. Which the volcano didn't approve of at that point, so it sang a sad song.
"Whyyyyyyy meeee... **ck this map. It
 

Vincent

&#128296 Grandmaster Lizard Wizard Jedi &#128296
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Chapter 11: Sightlines

"Oh nicolas cage the sightlines, they suck!"
Homer Simpson loves sniping in ctf_peace_pasta_pizza otherwise known as "The map with Ninja'd posts!"
"Smiles and Tears", he said "Are for awful snipers." Why, you ask?
Because they're for the philosophical question, "Are F2Ps terrible?" "Why'd you ask?" "Why shouldn't I give you all my jimijam miniguns and shove them into my scatterguns? Dank Memes are tasty." So Heavy added some to the mix. Then beat some eggs, 5tons of flour, mixed with milk, and berries/cherries, sacrifice 10kg orphans to the mighty Satoru Iwata, and bake at 1100 degrees. Which the volcano didn't approve of at that point, so it sang a sad song.
"Whyyyyyyy meeee... **ck this map. It-..!"

Chapter 12: Server-Error
 

Berry

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Chapter 12: Server-Error

R.I.P server 2045-2013. It was a fine piece of braised ham, which the server admin banished to the
 

Kraken

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Chapter 12: Server-Error

R.I.P server 2045-2013. It was a fine piece of braised ham, which the server admin banished to the land of the
 

Zed

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Chapter 12: Server-Error

R.I.P server 2045-2013. It was a fine piece of braised ham, which the server admin banished to the land of the rising and falling
 

Cole Slaw

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Chapter 12: Server-Error

R.I.P server 2045-2013. It was a fine piece of braised ham, which the server admin banished to the land of the rising and falling kitten panties."Wait what you said?" shouted the panicking pile of sandwiches,
 

Kraken

Few more zeros and ones for the site to proccess
Dec 21, 2014
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Chapter 12: Server-Error

R.I.P server 2045-2013. It was a fine piece of braised ham, which the server admin banished to the land of the rising and falling kitten panties."Wait what you said?" shouted the panicking unusual pile of sandwiches, the admin
 

Empyre

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Chapter 12: Server-Error

R.I.P server 2045-2013. It was a fine piece of braised ham, which the server admin banished to the land of the rising and falling kitten panties."Wait what you said?" shouted the panicking unusual pile of sandwiches, the admin decided that the
 
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Chapter 12: Server-Error

R.I.P server 2045-2013. It was a fine piece of braised ham, which the server admin banished to the land of the rising and falling kitten panties."Wait what you said?" shouted the panicking unusual pile of sandwiches, the admin decided that the Pluto was planet
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
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Chapter 12: Server-Error

R.I.P server 2045-2013. It was a fine piece of braised ham, which the server admin banished to the land of the rising and falling kitten panties."Wait what you said?" shouted the panicking unusual pile of sandwiches, the admin decided that the Pluto was planet of the apes
 
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Chapter 12: Server-Error

R.I.P server 2045-2013. It was a fine piece of braised ham, which the server admin banished to the land of the rising and falling kitten panties."Wait what you said?" shouted the panicking unusual pile of sandwiches, the admin decided that the Pluto was planet of the apes or being aped :p
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
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Mar 6, 2013
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Chapter 12: Server-Error

R.I.P server 2045-2013. It was a fine piece of braised ham, which the server admin banished to the land of the rising and falling kitten panties."Wait what you said?" shouted the panicking unusual pile of sandwiches, the admin decided that the Pluto was planet of the apes or being aped. Then things got