- Mar 2, 2009
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Santanova| TF2maps: Why is everyone in Gmod?
H-land: One server. Something about a chimera.
FreeLance(^_-)FoX: How in the fuck can [Swaty] call this map RC!?
FreeLance(^_-)FoX: UGH
Nineaxis: he calls it whatever the hell he wants, whenever the hell he wants, because he is SWATY
Chrono: well
Rikka: i have no problem believing it shouldn't be called RC
Chrono: c was a big fail xD
FreeLance(^_-)FoX throws himself into a wall and dies
Rikka: but what in particular is so bad. and you can't answer "everything"
Chrono goes to fisk
StoneFrog: I am SWATY. And this...is my map.
Chrono: she weighs over 3 alphas
StoneFrog: It weighs 150 megabytes in unecessary Valve assets
Chrono: and can spit out 400000 rcs in 12 seconds
StoneFrog: hah
Seba-079 | TF2M: WHO TOUCH MY POLYS
Chrono: some people think they can make my maps better
Chrono: mebbe...
Chrono: i have yet to see one do so!
Void: "Some people think they can outsmart me... probably... *sniff*... probably. But I have yet to see someone post good comment on my map"
Beatz - Community Rocketlauncher: Rwhaaahahahah! Cry some more! CRY SOME MORE!!
StoneFrog: (he yells that to the TF2Maps.net chat while he's working in Hammer?)
Void: And now whenever a mass of shit gets together in one place, it's called Outback! ... Unless it's Reelfoot!
Beatz - Community Rocketlauncher: SWATY says that... And I'd say he knows a LOT more about mapping than YOU do pall...
StoneFrog: Because at the end of the day, as long as there's two maps left on the server, *someone* is gonna want one of those two maps to be mine
Nineaxis: because he invented it!
Beatz - Community Rocketlauncher: and then he RUINED IT
Beatz - Community Rocketlauncher: so that no living man could ever stand his maps.
Chrono: and then!
Seba-079 | TF2M: and then he BEAT THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE GOOD MAP ON EARTH
Nineaxis: so everyone could best him in the ring of honor?
Chrono: he used his large ego to make a NEW SERVER
StoneFrog: *cue montage of SWATYY raging on Hammer while doing cocaine*
Beatz - Community Rocketlauncher: lol
StoneFrog: *Youme materializes behind SWATY's hard drive with a magnet, but is incapacitated when he backswings his desk lamp*
FreeLance(^_-)FoX: wow look what I started
Void: Woah
Beatz - Community Rocketlauncher: ?
Void: Just discovered this awesome recipe
Void: Put hot sauce onto popcorn kernals before they pop... and then cook it normally
Void: tastes epic
Seba-079 | TF2M: rly?
Void: its awesome
Rexy: what do they taste like void
Void: they taste like win
Void: and hot sauce
Void: and popcorn
StoneFrog: we get it
StoneFrog: guys
StoneFrog: find a sexy image of copper (hammered into a sheet or something, not the ore) for me
Littleedge: google.com
Matt: wat
Littleedge: "copper"
StoneFrog: I will bake you a gingerbread man as big as your face
Matt: Google "Sexy Copper"
Littleedge: Uhhh
Littleedge: sexy copper creates
Littleedge: SconeFrog: ignite -> airblast into corner -> run up and cleave their groin with the axtinguisher
Littleedge: ...
Littleedge: DAMN COPY
StoneFrog: haha
Littleedge: http://images.channeladvisor.com/Sell/SSProfiles/33000180/Images/3/8453COPPER_1.JPG
Littleedge: Sexy copper
Littleedge: Marry Christmas
Menderza: hey what fortmat do i use for skys
StoneFrog: get out.
The Political Gamer: lol
Littleedge left chat.
StoneFrog:
Santanova| TF2maps: ho ho ho
StoneFrog: no no no!
Santanova| TF2maps: Yes yes yes
StoneFrog jumps out of a 20 story window and deploys parachute
TMP jumps out after stonefrog
TMP slits his open parachute
Nerdboy undeploys Stone's parachute from his secret base
supertoaster is credit to team jumps out of the window... WITH ROCKET SHOES
TMP: EHEHEHEH
StoneFrog grabs onto TMP's ankle
cp_Seba-079_a69 stares at the idiots using /me
TMP: OFUCK
StoneFrog climbs on top of TMP and bites his ear off, then seizes the parachute from him
Nerdboy has the rocket boots from Abus so his are better than Toaster's
TMP: I didn't have a parachute!
Nerdboy: Abuse*
StoneFrog: oh
TMP: AHHHHHHHHHHH
StoneFrog: AHHHHHHHH
TMP splat
StoneFrog splat
StoneFrog regains consciousness
Nerdboy: I'm out of fuel!
StoneFrog: thanks for breaking my fall TMP
Nerdboy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Littleedge: Instead of punchign leetle scout, what do i put?
StoneFrog: GOOD THING I'M INDESTRUCTIBL-
Nerdboy splat on StoneFrog
StoneFrog: *X_X*
Captain Chaos entered chat.
NovaSilisko: "it's time for trass"
Tera: it's just boredom because no one is doing anything and just waiting for the tf2 blog to update
NovaSilisko: OH GOD HOW LONG HAS TEX SCALE LOCK BEEN ON
Gingerbread Man: fuckin WAT
Gingerbread Man: i leveled down in cod
[Φ] Randdalf is Bird's friend: hey dario
Gingerbread Man: lol
Captain Chaos: hi folks
[Φ] Randdalf is Bird's friend: what's going down at valve?
Captain Chaos: I'm at home today
[Φ] Randdalf is Bird's friend: cool
NovaSilisko: wait
Gingerbread Man: whoa who what D:
NovaSilisko: is...
[Φ] Randdalf is Bird's friend: good job on l4d2
NovaSilisko: BLOODY HELL YOU'RE DARIO CASALI
Tera: omg
Tera: are you the real one? :O
StoneFrog: back
NovaSilisko: stone
NovaSilisko: dario is in the chat
Captain Chaos: thanks!
Icarus: Captain Chaos... I remember your name from when you played at [-Q-]
Littleedge: ....
StoneFrog: I noticed, and I already brought the gingerbread men as big as his face
NovaSilisko: you win so much sir
Captain Chaos: I'm glad to be back on TF2 now though
Icarus:
[Φ] Randdalf is Bird's friend:
Captain Chaos: yeah I really played a lot on the Q servers
Littleedge waves to our guest
NovaSilisko: from what i've heard you made The Parish in L4D2, right?
Icarus: up until they went down I assume
NovaSilisko: (or at least parts of it)
A Boojum Snark: What a welcome surprise.
StoneFrog: I just want to outright thank you for your HL/TFC/TF2 contributions, you're the only Valve mapper who ever seems to enjoy discussing their work
Captain Chaos: I made the second map in the parish campaign, the second half of the carnival campaign, and the finale of the swamp fever campaign
NovaSilisko: ah
[Φ] Randdalf is Bird's friend: dark carnival's 5 maps long though D:
Captain Chaos: thanks stone. I love mapping for TF2, happy to talk about it
Captain Chaos: from the rollercoaster onward
Tera: chaos, are you the one who made pl maps?
StoneFrog: yup
Tera: woah
NovaSilisko: i'm guessing you aren't expecting this, but: the plutonia experiment was awesome =p
Captain Chaos: yes
Tera: we were talking about you just 30 minutes ago
StoneFrog: I liked TNT more, even if you and Milo only contributed I believe 5 levels each to it
StoneFrog: the custom MIDI tracks just made it infinitely more enjoyable to me
Captain Chaos: haha, I wasn't expecting that! plutonia was 14 years ago!
Shmitz: I was going to make a campaign for L4D1 that ended in a carnival. Then I saw the stuff for L4D2 and got rather discouraged. =\
Captain Chaos: you have the assets to build it in L4D2 now
NovaSilisko: i only recently discovered it, back in july or something - haven't been around long enough to even remember when doom came out
StoneFrog: DOOM is still timeless, especially Final DOOM's WADs which are pretty innovative for their time
Littleedge: So what brings you here? Just thought you'd jump in and grace us with your presence?
Fearlezz entered chat.
Icarus: So Mr. Casali, what made you come here today?
Captain Chaos: "the announcer" invited me
[Φ] Randdalf is Bird's friend:
Icarus: lol
NovaSilisko: ah, zpqrei
Captain Chaos: I'm taking a break from my new map
Shmitz: always best to do what the announcer says
NovaSilisko braces for barrage of "what is your map?!" questions
Tera: wow a new map!
NovaSilisko: tera we were talking about that earlier =p
Captain Chaos: I've been pushing on it for a couple of weeks, I can't wait to release it!
[Φ] Randdalf is Bird's friend: \o/
NovaSilisko: you allowed to say what gamemode it is?
flame: well timed procrastination is key to success
Captain Chaos: it's a big payload map, about Goldrush sized
«Vл Radaka entered chat.
NovaSilisko: hmm
flame: nice
NovaSilisko: so multistage payload?
Tera: woah new payload
«Vл Radaka: hello
Gingerbread Man: that is interesting
Captain Chaos: it has some new twists in it
A Boojum Snark: Cue 24/7 newdariomap servers.
Fearlezz: lol tera
Tera: at what state is it?
Captain Chaos: yes, multistage
Captain Chaos: each stage is quite different though
Westerhound:
Icarus: nice
flame: on a scale of 1 to hoodoo
A Boojum Snark: time travel!
NovaSilisko: is asking the theme too much? =p
Captain Chaos: they vary in style, combat and cart distance
Captain Chaos: they also have obstacles for the cart to move through
NovaSilisko: interesting
StoneFrog: :
Fearlezz: lol
Gingerbread Man: oh, I remember some map that had obstacles
Captain Chaos: I'm not sure what the theme will be yet, we're going to make a new theme after this update
Tera is so excited right now
NovaSilisko: like, a gate of some sort that needs to be activated? i had had an idea like that a while ago
Icarus: once you release it, a lot of peopel here will try to do something similar
Gingerbread Man: one of the first custom pl maps I think...
StoneFrog: completely new theme or another "extension" i.e. snow/sawmill?
[Φ] Randdalf is Bird's friend: who put my hammer in texture shaded mode >:|
StoneFrog: yeah Icarus
Icarus: it happened with gold rush and badwater
Snacks: a new theme? awesome
Captain Chaos: I don't like how far you have to run to get to the cart in Gold and Badwater, so I tightened things up
Captain Chaos: both teams should have roughly the same respawn times
NovaSilisko: it isn't the swamp theme perchance is it? =p
Icarus: interesting
flame: nice
Captain Chaos: it should be a completely new theme
StoneFrog: the obstacles sound interesting, even if they're just simple hindrances on cart progress or something
YM | Grinchey: @nova aha I wish
Icarus: it seems to be more competitive friendly, too, if they ever get around to playing PL
StoneFrog: I'd love to see a return to slightly more dynamic maps a la TFC
Fearlezz: New theme? what else can be done.. lol
func_void: holy carp its YOU
NovaSilisko: fear: mars!
flame: fire
flame: space
StoneFrog: Crystalline castle situated inside a volcano
YM | Grinchey: Can you justify a new theme, work vs cost vs download ammount??
flame: jungle
Tera: capitain chaos, how far is it from completion?
NovaSilisko: or the inside of a whale as i suggested back in the swamp theme days :U
«Vл Radaka: Is the new theme the intergalactic martian space whale?
Captain Chaos: well we're going to put out a few new maps in that update, so they may all use the theme
«Vл Radaka: that you guys came up with a while back? haha
Westerhound: theyll buy meridian, its obvious
StoneFrog: lol
NovaSilisko: i think i still have that pic
NovaSilisko digs through dropbox
StoneFrog: in that case it must be unique enough to hold its own fairly well
Fearlezz: no theyll buy that other ma
Captain Chaos: back in a sec, I have to fix a sandwich
Never tell your password to anyone.
Fuck Demo, Go Soldier!: I'm downloading fortress forver
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: I can't even play it in my laptop...-_-. Only desktop.
Fuck Demo, Go Soldier!: Specs?
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: Its just the video card.
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: Its a pile piece of SHIT
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: I manage to get TF2 working on this. Running at 5fps on a empty server -_-.
Fuck Demo, Go Soldier!: XD
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: I own though at fortress forever.
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: Just wait till I get on my desktop.
Fuck Demo, Go Soldier!: I've never played it, thought I needed to have HL1
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: Make sure you get the 2.4 path.
Fuck Demo, Go Soldier!: Or Team Fortress Classic
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: patch*
Fuck Demo, Go Soldier!: I'm getting the full package thing?
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: Ah nevermind then.
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: Eh.
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: Im happy enough I can play Halo 1 on this thing.
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: and runescape.
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: Barely.
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: ...
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: I HATE INTEL MOBILE VIDEO CARDS BLAAAAAAA
Fuck Demo, Go Soldier!: I have dual core
Fuck Demo, Go Soldier!:
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: I have 4 cores on my desktop.
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: Its a fucking beast.
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: This laptop isnt even mine lmao
Fuck Demo, Go Soldier!: Lol, I'm getting a new pc(It's going to be the most expensive, advanced laptop we can get)
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: I built mine.
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: Bought a shitty one from dell.
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: Redbuilt it.
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: To lazy from scratch.
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: XD
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: Rebuilt*
Fuck Demo, Go Soldier!: Lol, source sdk works with Fortress Forever?
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: Ya.
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: You just have to set it up.
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: I can run source sdk on this thing at 2fps -_-
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: Fortress forever when I start it up I see a black screen with white lines to the right.
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: -_-
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: This fucking laptop.
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: Oh wow firefox crashed ffs
Fuck Demo, Go Soldier!: 6% done '
Fuck Demo, Go Soldier!: "- _ - "
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: Also.
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: The gameplay for FF is alot faster then TF2.
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: So you better have a nice reaction time.
Fuck Demo, Go Soldier!: Lol.
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: Im not lying.
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: On a full server.
Fuck Demo, Go Soldier!: I know,I saw the video
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: Its fucking hectic.
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: I usually play soldier.
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: I am a fucking bomb.
Fuck Demo, Go Soldier!: You want soldier to win?
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: No.
Fuck Demo, Go Soldier!: D:
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: On ff I am a awesome soldier.
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: Im not talking about TF2.
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: And to tell you the truth I dont really care who wins.
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: On TF2.
Fuck Demo, Go Soldier!: I want Soldier to win.
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: I couldnt give a care in the world.
Fuck Demo, Go Soldier!: WHY
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: Why should I?
Fuck Demo, Go Soldier!: BECAUSE IT'S COOL
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: Wow what a reason...
Fuck Demo, Go Soldier!: >:C
Fuck Demo, Go Soldier!: 80%!
Fuck Demo, Go Soldier!: ITS DONE
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: k
Fuck Demo, Go Soldier!: I AM VERY HAPPY
Fuck Demo, Go Soldier!: LET US PLAY
Fuck Demo, Go Soldier!: AFTER I GO TO THE BAFROOM
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: Lmao.
Fuck Demo, Go Soldier!: LET US GO
Fuck Demo, Go Soldier!: START DAT SHIT UP
Fuck Demo, Go Soldier! is now Offline.
Fuck Demo, Go Soldier! is now Online.
Fuck Demo, Go Soldier!: Start it up please
wyn10--->>>>>SkS<<<<<: lol?