Why do you love steam convos?

[The Political Gamer]

Never tell your password to anyone.
Sunday, December 20, 2009
6:57 PM - SWE|AntonJ3000|TF2M: H̿̿ͥ̏͗̃̇̎ͯͭ҉̴̷͈͍̦͕̰͔̜̠̖̰̟̫͇̟̜͕͍̩̀ȩ̸̵̨̛͙̻̣̬̱̹̮ͭ͌̓̈ͅy̢̨̼̤̦̰ͤ̍͆ͣ̆͑ͮ̈́ͮͮͪͫ̀̐̉̏ͦ̚͞,̡̩̺̞̪̖̼͎͓͓̠̲̳̻͈̩̦̪̔̓́͗̈́́̿ ̈́̌͐ͣ̅͛ͮͤ̊̑̔̉̉͏̢̕҉͎̹̯̼̳̺̥̩̘͚̪͚̜͙̹̣i̐̏̆̒͊ͯ҉̨̱͕̘̲͙̰̼̹̙̦͝s̵̡̖̲̼͇̦͕͔̠̐̽̿ͮ̄̄̂͑͂̈́͒͗̉̊̏́͘͜ ̛̗͇̲͍͚̯̗̘͍͉̰ͮ͛͗̂́ͪ̏ͬ̉̅ͧ̄̌ͬ̈ͅt̨̩͙̻̪̝̲̰ͭ͊ͣ̍̎́͝ḫ̨̥̠̳ͨ͛̓ͭ͘͢͝e̘̞̭̯̘͉̠̘͚̬̻̙̱ͩ̑̍͛ͤ̏ͯ̌̀͒̈͊͊̓̂ͤ̓̏̀̀͢͞ ̷͛ͥ̔͋́̒ͬͯ̍̊ͮ̄̒ͭ͊̒ͯ̎͞҉̢̻̗̱̻̠͖̹̞͓̱̰͡m̸̝͔̙͈̥̹͖̞͙̰̲͔̬̼͙͒̽ͯͪͥ̎̓ͥͯͣ́̕͘i̵͛ͧ͂̓ͬ͏̻̜̙͔͝l̶̵͎̣͈̮̬̲͕̟̘̰̭͕̤̪̜ͩͥ̋̾̂̌̋ͫ́̆ͪ̊ͥ̏́͠e̢̩̳̮͕͉͙͚̪͕̭͍͙̭͉̮̙ͩ̃͛̐̀͠sͭͥ͂ͭ̇̑ͪ̓͋̏ͤͣ̓̀̚͜͜͝͏̦͉̹̳̘̬̘̙͍̤̕ͅt̒̉̿͝͏̸͚͖̞̠͚̫͍͓̖̦͚́͢o̸̶͍̮͔̱̣ͮ̿̍̿͐̋̏ͧ͒ͩ̅̃͐̍̇ͪ́̚n̶̫͕̘̟̗̑̓̍̓̏ͩ̓̃͡ͅę̸̝̥̤͙͍̠̖͓̰̲̥ͣ͒ͪͬͫͧ̎ͬ̄ͬ̀ ̷̨̼̙͇̫̜̖̗͓͉̞̯̩̄ͦͯͧ͗̆͆̈͞b̷̨̛͉̯̯͓̯͖̜͑̓͒͂̽̌̃ͨͥu̷͓̠͚͇̱̤̙̣ͣ̽̆̈͒͒͛ͤ͋ͮ̇͡g̡͖̤̟̝̘̯̏̌̈͒̎̋ͨ͟ ̶̖̹̱̻̘͔̘̞̈͗͐͊̏̅͋̏ͨͥ̾̎f̢̭̦̣̥͍̱͍̤̻͕̭͚̦͕̖̫̗̝ͯͭͮͪ̊ͤͭ̍͋̑͊́͟į̸̺̮̤ͤ̽̀ͤͧ̕͞x̸̡̻̖͈͔̣͙̯͚̻̜͖͙̩̖̑ͨ̐ͯͫ̽͂ͬ̓ͫ͌̎ͭ́͠ͅe̢̡͕͖̙̫̫̎͋̌̅̓ͤ͟d̷̛͔̼̤̦̻̠̜̭̓͐̄̾͒̔̿̆̌͋̆̓̃̂̓͘͝ ̔ͤ͋͑̐ͦ́͂͑͋́̈ͦ͞҉̨͎̦͎̖͇̺̫̱͕̫̼̪̲ͅy̷̨͚̳̺̤̝͖̬̲̱̭͓͇ͯͪ̉̌͆̏̈͐ͭ̄͘͜͡e̼̯̱̮̣̟͇̣̝͕ͪ͌ͧ̒̆͑ͫ͞͝t̵͉̤͚̜̱͙̬̜͎͉̣̋̐̍̈̽̑̽̃́͌͐ͮ̑̕͝?̶̴̧̜̭̺͖͕̖͖̤̲̯̥̮͇ͭͭ͆̃̌̏ͪ̈̌



6:57 PM - SWE|AntonJ3000|TF2M: Oops
6:57 PM - SWE|AntonJ3000|TF2M: Hey, is the milestone bug fixed yet? **

 

[Icarus]

never tell your password to anyone.
Sunday, december 20, 2009
6:57 pm - swe|antonj3000|tf2m: H̿̿ͥ̏͗̃̇̎ͯͭ҉̴̷͈͍̦͕̰͔̜̠̖̰̟̫͇̟̜͕͍̩̀ȩ̸̵̨̛͙̻̣̬̱̹̮ͭ͌̓̈ͅy̢̨̼̤̦̰ͤ̍͆ͣ̆͑ͮ̈́ͮͮͪͫ̀̐̉̏ͦ̚͞,̡̩̺̞̪̖̼͎͓͓̠̲̳̻͈̩̦̪̔̓́͗̈́́̿ ̈́̌͐ͣ̅͛ͮͤ̊̑̔̉̉͏̢̕҉͎̹̯̼̳̺̥̩̘͚̪͚̜͙̹̣i̐̏̆̒͊ͯ҉̨̱͕̘̲͙̰̼̹̙̦͝s̵̡̖̲̼͇̦͕͔̠̐̽̿ͮ̄̄̂͑͂̈́͒͗̉̊̏́͘͜ ̛̗͇̲͍͚̯̗̘͍͉̰ͮ͛͗̂́ͪ̏ͬ̉̅ͧ̄̌ͬ̈ͅt̨̩͙̻̪̝̲̰ͭ͊ͣ̍̎́͝ḫ̨̥̠̳ͨ͛̓ͭ͘͢͝e̘̞̭̯̘͉̠̘͚̬̻̙̱ͩ̑̍͛ͤ̏ͯ̌̀͒̈͊͊̓̂ͤ̓̏̀̀͢͞ ̷͛ͥ̔͋́̒ͬͯ̍̊ͮ̄̒ͭ͊̒ͯ̎͞҉̢̻̗̱̻̠͖̹̞͓̱̰͡m̸̝͔̙͈̥̹͖̞͙̰̲͔̬̼͙͒̽ͯͪͥ̎̓ͥͯͣ́̕͘i̵͛ͧ͂̓ͬ͏̻̜̙͔͝l̶̵͎̣͈̮̬̲͕̟̘̰̭͕̤̪̜ͩͥ̋̾̂̌̋ͫ́̆ͪ̊ͥ̏́͠e̢̩̳̮͕͉͙͚̪͕̭͍͙̭͉̮̙ͩ̃͛̐̀͠sͭͥ͂ͭ̇̑ͪ̓͋̏ͤͣ̓̀̚͜͜͝͏̦͉̹̳̘̬̘̙͍̤̕ͅt̒̉̿͝͏̸͚͖̞̠͚̫͍͓̖̦͚́͢o̸̶͍̮͔̱̣ͮ̿̍̿͐̋̏ͧ͒ͩ̅̃͐̍̇ͪ́̚n̶̫͕̘̟̗̑̓̍̓̏ͩ̓̃͡ͅę̸̝̥̤͙͍̠̖͓̰̲̥ͣ͒ͪͬͫͧ̎ͬ̄ͬ̀ ̷̨̼̙͇̫̜̖̗͓͉̞̯̩̄ͦͯͧ͗̆͆̈͞b̷̨̛͉̯̯͓̯͖̜͑̓͒͂̽̌̃ͨͥu̷͓̠͚͇̱̤̙̣ͣ̽̆̈͒͒͛ͤ͋ͮ̇͡g̡͖̤̟̝̘̯̏̌̈͒̎̋ͨ͟ ̶̖̹̱̻̘͔̘̞̈͗͐͊̏̅͋̏ͨͥ̾̎f̢̭̦̣̥͍̱͍̤̻͕̭͚̦͕̖̫̗̝ͯͭͮͪ̊ͤͭ̍͋̑͊́͟į̸̺̮̤ͤ̽̀ͤͧ̕͞x̸̡̻̖͈͔̣͙̯͚̻̜͖͙̩̖̑ͨ̐ͯͫ̽͂ͬ̓ͫ͌̎ͭ́͠ͅe̢̡͕͖̙̫̫̎͋̌̅̓ͤ͟d̷̛͔̼̤̦̻̠̜̭̓͐̄̾͒̔̿̆̌͋̆̓̃̂̓͘͝ ̔ͤ͋͑̐ͦ́͂͑͋́̈ͦ͞҉̨͎̦͎̖͇̺̫̱͕̫̼̪̲ͅy̷̨͚̳̺̤̝͖̬̲̱̭͓͇ͯͪ̉̌͆̏̈͐ͭ̄͘͜͡e̼̯̱̮̣̟͇̣̝͕ͪ͌ͧ̒̆͑ͫ͞͝t̵͉̤͚̜̱͙̬̜͎͉̣̋̐̍̈̽̑̽̃́͌͐ͮ̑̕͝?̶̴̧̜̭̺͖͕̖͖̤̲̯̥̮͇ͭͭ͆̃̌̏ͪ̈̌



6:57 pm - swe|antonj3000|tf2m: Oops
6:57 pm - swe|antonj3000|tf2m: Hey, is the milestone bug fixed yet? **

z͉̹͕̭̬͐ͤ̎ͨ̆̑̅̀̐́̀̿͒͋͜͜͞ạ̷̴̱̠̻̹̳͑̓͑͗͂ͧͣ͑̅̎̂ͩ͌ͦĺ̶̛̬̳̝̖͎̪̭̱͕̥͓̤͎̰͎̰̫̀͊̇̀͋̏̊̃ͨ̏ͩͪͣ̀̚͘͝g̷̵̷̘̞̳̺̥̘̳̱̽͋̎ͩͫ̃͑̌́͐͆̆̎o̡̢̡̯͙̞͔̬̺͋̇̏̉͂͊ͣ̃̇̿͆̐ͥͫ̑̓̈́͊̐̀!̸̻͕̩̖̫͕͙͍̩̩͓͍͔̦̪̝̩ͭ̿͐̇̌̌̌̄̈́͝

 

[Penguin]

computer on a 30inch t.v.: I just blew up Venezeula (againn). But on the big screen, it looks amazing



And that's really all that matters.

 

[absurdistof]

Some may find this inappropriate:

Voidles: fuck its gonna be a sausage fest if we all join
Voidles: screw that
Matt joins and locks the door
Matt: >
AyesDyef: lol
AyesDyef: Don't worry Void.
AyesDyef: It's not gay
Beatz - Blocketlauncher: rofl
Matt: Just me and Ayes and Aly. Room for Booj if that doesn't make it a SF
AyesDyef: The balls aren't touching.
Matt: And yeah we're secure in our masculinity so it's no sausage fest
AyesDyef: FUCK YEAH MANLINESS.
Voidles climbs in the tree and flawlessly rolls into the window Matt forgot to close and lock
Matt: I wonder who the hell came up with the balls thing
AyesDyef: I dunno...
AyesDyef: Some dude.
Matt: Get out of here mr i'm not secure
AyesDyef: Who was like "Hey guys, youre balls are too close"
AyesDyef: Then the guys were like "Nah man, we're not touching each other, it's not gay"
Matt: I mean your dicks are literally a few cms apart inside of her but your balls are too close on the outside
Voidles: I like where this chat is going
Beatz - Blocketlauncher: Okay, uh
Beatz - Blocketlauncher: anyone wanna see a pic of my new map maybe?
Voidles: No
AyesDyef: Yeah but they're not touching.
Voidles: We're busy
Beatz - Blocketlauncher: darn
Beatz - Blocketlauncher: ._.
Matt: Does it have picures of scantily clad wommenz?
AyesDyef: Are the maps touching?
Voidles: Scantily? Fuck that
Voidles: All or nothing
AyesDyef: Well Void'll get nothing then.
Voidles: Aly needs to come back and regulate us
AyesDyef: It's too late.
Matt: lmao Ayes
AyesDyef: We're beyond repair.
AyesDyef: And the abort button is jammed!
AyesDyef: All hands on the poop deck!

 

[DaBeatzProject]

You missed the best part!!

<discussion about "party in the usa">

Matt: Pfft was this the biggest flag they could get for her http://i48.tinypic.com/15zjkhf.jpg to roll down a building?
Matt: One of the places in our town has one that goes up and down a 4 story building
LAGS | Absurdist of: lo
LAGS | Absurdist of: l
AyesDyef: Yeah, but then if you could see the whole flag.
LAGS | Absurdist of: where you @ mang never seen one of those
AyesDyef: You wouldn't be able to see HER.
Aly is now playing with herself. Click here to join.
AyesDyef: Which is what the ad is all abou-
Aly: :O
AyesDyef: Wha-
LAGS | Absurdist of: lolwut
AyesDyef: Why isn't the clicking working?
Voidles: Fun fact
AyesDyef: ;D
Matt: http://i46.tinypic.com/263eiqe.jpg <-- The one on the left's dress :0
Voidles: There arent 50 Stars
Matt: :O Aly
Aly: kafknao
Beatz - Blocketlauncher: lmao aly
AyesDyef: That's a dress...?
Matt: 48 star flag
Voidles: wait wat aly
LAGS | Absurdist of: damn straight it is
LAGS | Absurdist of:
Matt: Ayes: THe fishnet
LAGS | Absurdist of: callie styles
AyesDyef: lol
Voidles: fuck its gonna be a sausage fest if we all join
Voidles: screw that
Matt joins and locks the door
Matt: >
AyesDyef: lol
AyesDyef: Don't worry Void.
AyesDyef: It's not gay
Beatz - Blocketlauncher: rofl
Matt: Just me and Ayes and Aly. Room for Booj if that doesn't make it a SF
AyesDyef: The balls aren't touching.
Matt: And yeah we're secure in our masculinity so it's no sausage fest
AyesDyef: FUCK YEAH MANLINESS.
Voidles climbs in the tree and flawlessly rolls into the window Matt forgot to close and lock
Matt: I wonder who the hell came up with the balls thing
AyesDyef: I dunno...
AyesDyef: Some dude.
Matt: Get out of here mr i'm not secure
AyesDyef: Who was like "Hey guys, youre balls are too close"
AyesDyef: Then the guys were like "Nah man, we're not touching each other, it's not gay"
Matt: I mean your dicks are literally a few cms apart inside of her but your balls are too close on the outside
Voidles: I like where this chat is going
Beatz - Blocketlauncher: Okay, uh
Beatz - Blocketlauncher: anyone wanna see a pic of my new map maybe?
Voidles: No
AyesDyef: Yeah but they're not touching.
Voidles: We're busy
Beatz - Blocketlauncher: darn
Beatz - Blocketlauncher: ._.
Matt: Does it have picures of scantily clad wommenz?
AyesDyef: Are the maps touching?
Voidles: Scantily? Fuck that
Voidles: All or nothing
AyesDyef: Well Void'll get nothing then.
Voidles: Aly needs to come back and regulate us
AyesDyef: It's too late.
Matt: lmao Ayes
AyesDyef: We're beyond repair.
AyesDyef: And the abort button is jammed!
AyesDyef: All hands on the poop deck!
LAGS | Absurdist of: lol
AyesDyef spirals out of control
Beatz - Blocketlauncher: ANYWAYS http://dl.dropbox.com/u/642432/cp_..._a1.jpg PURE PR0N CLICK LITTLE LINK IS SAVE NO VIRUES!!!!
Voidles: LIES
AyesDyef: Lol
AyesDyef: Those trucks
AyesDyef: Facing the same way.
Matt: lmao at the jpgs name
Voidles: dem trucks
Beatz - Blocketlauncher: shhh
Matt: THE TRUCKS ARE TOUCHING

 

[The Political Gamer]

The Political Gamer slides into chat undetected
Nineaxis: INTRUDER ALERT
Matt blasts TPG with a shotgun
Nineaxis: POLITICAL GAMER
Nineaxis: IN THE BASE
The Political Gamer runs
A Boojum Snark hits the lockdown button
The chat room has been locked by A Boojum Snark.
A Boojum Snark: YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE
The Political Gamer: D:
A Boojum Snark arrests TPG
The chat room has been unlocked (opened to anyone) by A Boojum Snark.
Seba-079 | TF2M beats TPG for no reason
The Political Gamer grabs his direct hit
The Political Gamer fires
Seba-079 | TF2M doesn't care about the DH
Nineaxis HUTTAH NECK SNAPS
Seba-079 | TF2M steps back and facepalms

 

[jpr]

WH̿̿ͥ̏͗̃̇̎ͯͭ҉̴̷͈͍̦͕̰͔̜̠̖̰̟̫͇̟̜͕͍̩̀A̼̯̱̮̣̟͇̣̝͕ͪ͌ͧ̒̆͑ͫ͞͝t

 

[Penguin]

Menderza: the vending machines at my school sell gun
Menderza: gum*
Menderza: :0

Later...

A Boojum Snark: Ashton gives me a raging rage.
Seba-079 | TF2M dies Ashton
Aly: Booj gives me a raging
Aly: um
Aly: Im not quite sure
A Boojum Snark: libido?

 

[Flying Chicken]

Nothing more than this:


9:31 PM - .n00bz. Luigimario [school]: I'm currently working on Harley Quinn from Arkham Asylum for a gmod model
9:31 PM - .n00bz. Luigimario [school]: http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=19115117&postcount=324
9:32 PM - Chicken looks
9:32 PM - Chicken: Oh, her.
9:32 PM - Chicken: Cool bro.
9:32 PM - Chicken: though she always scared me a bit on the inside..
9:32 PM - .n00bz. Luigimario [school]: I have all the models from that game but my brawl models are taking up the space for me doing them all
9:33 PM - .n00bz. Luigimario [school]: her boobs have jigglebones in them
9:33 PM - Chicken: LOL
9:33 PM - Chicken: The perv's of the internet will love you.

 

[Anagram Man]

Lmao at end.

How is dat funni?
I hadz to go 2 dah bafroom?


prop_dynamic: I dunno, but that ashton faggot is annoying amirite?
SantaNova| TF2maps: I'm Santa Claus's Cousin
SantaNova| TF2maps: I'll use my Witch Craft on your ass
SantaNova| TF2maps: now please
Icarus is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Icarus: what happens if you built a nav for walkway?
TMP`Lookin' (Backdraft Giver): Nothing
TMP`Lookin' (Backdraft Giver): The bots arent tf bots
Icarus: what if you spawn the bots, though
TMP`Lookin' (Backdraft Giver): and the bots also have no plans to go anywhere
Icarus: so all they do is shoot you
-[TECU]- That Bacon's A SPAH: has anyone put the bots through arena grid yet

 

[Anagram Man]

Oh Fuck, I've been banned from the chat.
:/

Some Guy: Your stupid
Me: Your faggot
Some Guy: your trollin
Me: your e-
I was about to put You are right, but smhitz banned me D:

 

[ANova]

i wonder i wonder who was that "Some guy"

 

[Shmitz]

This is what happens when you get kicked and come back namecalling. =P

I'll lift the ban in a little while. I think people are enjoying the relative peace at the moment.

 

[Anagram Man]

This is what happens when you get kicked and come back namecalling. =P

I'll lift the ban in a little while. I think people are enjoying the relative peace at the moment.

:/ He started it
;D

 

[ANova]

o really

 

[Anagram Man]

o really

ya rly

 

[zpqrei]

Robin: hope I'm not coming across as a dick.

zpqrei [TF2Maps.net] bursts through the door.
Dat Owlruler: 'lo zpq
Muffin Man: hi
Dat Owlruler: THAT TOOK ME HOURS TO REPAIR LAST TIME YOU DID THAT!
Dat Owlruler: STOP DOING IT ZPQ
Dat Owlruler fixes the door
Dat Owlruler puts zpq in the naughty chair
zpqrei [TF2Maps.net] breaks the naughty chair.
Dat Owlruler: >:C
Dat Owlruler plasters zpq into the wall
Dat Owlruler proceds to fix the naughty chair
zpqrei [TF2Maps.net] breaks the wall, and the plaster.
Dat Owlruler: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
zpqrei [TF2Maps.net] breaks Owl.
Dat Owlruler was kicked by zpqrei [TF2Maps.net].

zpqrei [TF2Maps.net]: Muffin.
zpqrei [TF2Maps.net]: I banned his ass.
zpqrei [TF2Maps.net]: Makes no noise.
Dat Owlruler was banned, for the 5th time
zpqrei [TF2Maps.net]: Makes no stur.
Muffin Man:
zpqrei [TF2Maps.net]: Ninja ban.
Dat Owlruler does his happy dance

/10quotesdon'tcountascharacters

 

[Icarus]

Ashton Ardoin l cp_hazardzone was kicked by A Boojum Snark.
Nineaxis: it's almost midnight
Ashton Ardoin l cp_hazardzone entered chat.
Voidles: ...
A Boojum Snark: Nothing escapes the all-seeing-eye of the great snark.
Ashton Ardoin l cp_hazardzone: Booj?
A Boojum Snark: Not even insults from 2 hours ago.

 

[Nineaxis]

Ass: You will never get me Booj
Nineaxis: but I will
Ass was kicked by Nineaxis.

 

[Owlruler]

The chat room has been set to officers-only chat by zpqrei | TF2Maps.net.
zpqrei | TF2Maps.net:
zpqrei | TF2Maps.net: Now, I'm going to tell you all a story.
zpqrei | TF2Maps.net: It all started in the TF2Maps.net chat.
zpqrei | TF2Maps.net: One snowy day in december.
zpqrei | TF2Maps.net: There was an all seeing, all knowning force in the chat. This made the mortals of the world of TF2Maps.net feel uneasy.
zpqrei | TF2Maps.net: These forces could be seen by the star in their names.
zpqrei | TF2Maps.net: Now, on this one day, there were two forces.
zpqrei | TF2Maps.net: One was Gromit, the other was a hat.
zpqrei | TF2Maps.net: Now, being a hat, this hat was asleep.
zpqrei | TF2Maps.net: But Gromit had other things in mind
zpqrei | TF2Maps.net: He was in jail, for the petty mortals thought they could handle him.
zpqrei | TF2Maps.net: He recieved a puzzle in a box one day.
zpqrei | TF2Maps.net: This poor dog shead a tear.
zpqrei | TF2Maps.net: He slowly assembled the puzzle but then, alas, a note.
zpqrei | TF2Maps.net: It was a warning, but then OUT OF NOWHERE
zpqrei | TF2Maps.net: A wild YM burst through the window
zpqrei | TF2Maps.net: He told Gromit that the sheep were being stolen.
zpqrei | TF2Maps.net: They ran from the police, away from the prison to save the sheep from the evil robotic dog (Boojum, was his name).
zpqrei | TF2Maps.net: Then, with police searching for them, they caught a glimse of the dog, for this was a snark of the boojum veriaty. They would have to treat gentley.
zpqrei | TF2Maps.net: SNAP
zpqrei | TF2Maps.net: A log.
zpqrei | TF2Maps.net: The police had found them, and the sheep were stolen by the evil dog.
zpqrei | TF2Maps.net: He nom'd on a cookie.
zpqrei | TF2Maps.net: And that's why the grass grows purple in the southern hemisphere.

Oh, and since I posted this about five seconds after it happened:

Muffin Man: OWL stop being so quick you bastard D:

Then, after showing muffin that:

Muffin Man: I hate you Owl ;_;