Why do you love steam convos?

[Vincent]

3:42 AM - Aly: "Don't whip it out in public and shove it down my throat"

 

[AyesDyef]

02:50 - Mott is having black forest cake
02:50 - prestige: lucky
02:50 - Geit: I love black forest
02:50 - Geit: :V
02:50 - prestige: i have cake
02:50 - prestige: that gives me diarhea
02:51 - prestige: but i really want the cake
02:51 - grazr: I prefer white forest cake
02:51 - grazr: It's racially superior
02:51 - Geit: And here comes the awkward silence
02:51 - Mott: Take some anti-diarrhea meds
02:51 - Mott: and then eat cake ;D
02:52 - grazr: Caffeine is a constapant. Drink loads of coffee or redbull.
02:52 - grazr: But don't blame me if you get anal fissures. You chose to eat the diarrhea cake.
02:53 - Mott: man
02:53 - Mott: can we not have this discussion while I eat dinner
02:54 - [mAL] stegarootbeer: WOO!
02:54 - prestige: no
02:54 - grazr: I'm surprised hardly anyone knows what anal fissures are. 1 in 5 people in their 20 somethings get them
02:54 - [mAL] stegarootbeer: finally got me some rootbeer
02:54 - prestige: it sounds fun
02:54 - Mott: grazr I don't want to know
02:54 - Mott: it sounds bad
02:54 - Siberian Angus: I do!
02:54 - Seba: ubjgraefzds
02:54 - Seba: g
02:55 - Fr0z3n: i'm afraid to google it.
02:55 - grazr: It's when you rupture your sphinctres lining. A clear oderless fluid often oozes out. I guess that's what helps keep it supple.
02:55 - Geit: Nice.
02:56 - Fr0z3n: THAT SOUNDS AWESOME.
02:56 - Siberian Angus: kinky
02:56 - grazr: You get it from forcing your shit out too hard and consuming a lot of caffeine will make you more prone to it.
02:56 - grazr: and coffee
02:56 - Fr0z3n: I dont drink caffeine.
02:56 - Fr0z3n: thus I am fissue proooof
02:56 - grazr: which is why i guess a ton of 20's and 30's get it more than anyone else

who says steam chat isn't informative

Sweet jesus, I better lay off the caffeine.

 

[Seba]

20:06 - Turbo Lover: matt
20:06 - Turbo Lover: can i show you something called katawa shoujo?
20:06 - Mott: what is it
20:06 - Turbo Lover: it's an interactive romance novel
20:06 - Seba: it's anime RPG sex sim thing

I'M THE FUNNY IN MY OWN POST KILL ME NOW

 

[WastedMeerkat]

7:07 AM - Fubar: looks decent? http://dl.dropbox.com/u/5181650/preview.jpg
Aly is now playing Dota 2. Click here to join.
Aly is now playing Dota 2. Click here to join.
7:08 AM - Aly: I APPROVE

yes

 

[Tekku]

Fr0z3nR: ^ Blade, will it be finished and detailed?
TechTF: ^ Blade will you win?
Wilson: ^ Blade, are you my father
Asshat: ^Blade, are you real?
Fr0z3nR: ^clearly rust is the far superior map. Blade, will you come in second?
=V.G.L= Vaconcovat: ^Blade, what are they on about?
Wilson: ^Blade, are you going to answer these questions?
Fr0z3nR: ^Blade! What would you do for a klondike bar?
TechTF: ^Blade, are you a real person?
WastedMeerkat: ^When is breakfast ready?
=V.G.L= Vaconcovat: ^Blade, what even is?
TechTF: ^Blade, why are you ignoring us?
Wilson: ^Blade, the public is in state of chaos, you must answer these urgent questions
Asshat: ^Blade, I like peanuts.
=V.G.L= Vaconcovat: ^Blade, I forgot to take my pretty screenshot, brb tf2

 

[Godslayer57]

Go muffin go!

14:20 - μffin: So many people i've never heard of are entering this contest
14:20 - godslayer57 llghll: Muffin thats the draw of the medals
14:21 - =v.g.l= vaconcovat: Heh
14:21 - μffin: Oh i forgot about the medals
14:21 - μffin: Dammit how long is left
14:21 - godslayer57 llghll: End of today
14:21 - μffin: Let's do this

 

[Seba]

19:02 - Erich: cod4 was the last must play WoW game

 

[Tarry H Sruman]

10:40 AM - ])oo]v[: heres a lovehate movie
10:40 AM - ])oo]v[: drive
10:40 AM - Asshat: never heard of it
10:41 AM - ])oo]v[: i got bored halfway thru but htere are people swearing its great

Doom should be a film critic.

 

[Verumae]

I was in debate with this guy at the time. I knew him and he was on one of my friend's accounts, but he didn't know who I was. He kept asking "who is Verumae" the next day. Unfortunately, my cover was blown because my friend is terrible at being subtle.

I'm not sure if I've posted this one, but yeah.

7:49 PM - jel.Verumae: !
You have been banned from the chat by MZD.

My experience in the /v/ chat.

 

[StickZer0]

Oh god Verumae is back

 

[Tarry H Sruman]

8:48 PM - Tarry H. Sruman: go eat poop
8:48 PM - Fr0z3nR: I'll eat one now.

Frozen eats poop.

 

[Fruity Snacks]

8:48 PM - Tarry H. Sruman: go eat poop
8:48 PM - Fr0z3nR: I'll eat one now.

Frozen eats poop.

I hate you.

Noms on fecal sandwhiches.

 

[A Boojum Snark]

2309 - A Boojum Snark: hey you
2309 - Rexy: whattup
2309 - A Boojum Snark: I have a hilarious video that I think is right up your alley.
2309 - A Boojum Snark: Given you had that swirlyface avatar for some time.
2309 - Rexy: lol yus
2309 - A Boojum Snark: http://cubone-r.tumblr.com/post/1268166005/fucking-lol
2309 - Rexy: I'm down
2310 - Rexy: holy shit
2310 - A Boojum Snark: dying with laughter?
2310 - Rexy: oh yeeeeeeaaaa
2310 - Rexy: omggggg
2310 - Rexy: oh dear lord
2311 - Rexy: to HAVE THIS POWER IN RL
2311 - A Boojum Snark: haha
2311 - Rexy: OH GOD
2311 - Rexy: IT GOES ON
2311 - A Boojum Snark: OF COURSE
2312 - Rexy: that is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks

 

[Ælement]

ScoutSean: Hmmm.
ScoutSean: I'm thinking of a name for a smart-ass...
Dr. Element: Goldglom Glitterick Gloveass
ScoutSean: lol?
ScoutSean: Just a last name would suffice.
Dr. Element: Butterboy Bonerbender
ScoutSean: Hmmm
Dr. Element: oh god
Dr. Element: stop me
ScoutSean: lol
ScoutSean: Okay.
ScoutSean puts duct tape over your mouth.
ScoutSean: There.
Dr. Element: mhm

 

[Sel]

Fr0z3nR : B1 doesn't mean it has to be good gameplay wise.

 

[Fruity Snacks]

Fr0z3nR : B1 doesn't mean it has to be good gameplay wise.

You better believe it!

EDIT: that is also sliiightly out of context. I went on to revise my statement to "B1 doesn't mean it has to be perfect gameplay wise" ... or something along that line.

 

[Verumae]

Oh god Verumae is back

I'm sorry for sharing these chatlogs that I had found humorous with a community that I once enjoyed (to an extent) in a thread designed for members of the community to share chat logs that they find humorous.

 

[tyler]

Apology not accepted.

 

[StickZer0]

Rexy entered chat.
17:32 - Turbo Lover: poopy entered chat
17:33 - Rexy: D:
17:34 - E² StickZer0: -in the hospital because you just gave birth to ur baby, it's a beautiful and healthy boy- "can i hold it?" -i ask, admiring the budle of joy in your arms..u tell me i can because u have to go to the bathroom and i realize i do too but you're already using it and i am holding the baby so i set him down on the bed, open his diaper and take a dump in it- "much better" -i say and put the diaper back on the baby- "looks like you're gonna have a stinky baby! -i say and let u know ur kid pooped-
17:37 - Turbo Lover: wat
17:37 - Turbo Lover: but it's a newborn
17:37 - Turbo Lover: newborns can't poop yet
17:39 - Rexy: and THAT is the extent of your conflict with that story, BY?
17:40 - Turbo Lover: yes

 

[Ælement]

Rexy entered chat.
17:32 - Turbo Lover: poopy entered chat
17:33 - Rexy: D:
17:34 - E² StickZer0: -in the hospital because you just gave birth to ur baby, it's a beautiful and healthy boy- "can i hold it?" -i ask, admiring the budle of joy in your arms..u tell me i can because u have to go to the bathroom and i realize i do too but you're already using it and i am holding the baby so i set him down on the bed, open his diaper and take a dump in it- "much better" -i say and put the diaper back on the baby- "looks like you're gonna have a stinky baby! -i say and let u know ur kid pooped-
17:37 - Turbo Lover: wat
17:37 - Turbo Lover: but it's a newborn
17:37 - Turbo Lover: newborns can't poop yet
17:39 - Rexy: and THAT is the extent of your conflict with that story, BY?
17:40 - Turbo Lover: yes

Your humor is too advanced for me ;_;