Why do you love steam convos?

[Lord Ned]

YM entered chat.
YM: steam shit itself?
YM left chat.
YM entered chat.
YM left chat.
YM entered chat.
YM disconnected.

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[Owlruler]

Dat Owlruler: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/629787/i_win.png
Dat Owlruler: now that is all
The endangered zpqrei: xD
The endangered zpqrei: The evil crook he is
Dat Owlruler: that's not YM
Dat Owlruler: look at the names!
The endangered zpqrei: :O
The endangered zpqrei: IS BARRY
The endangered zpqrei: :OOOO
Dat Owlruler: YARP
Dat Owlruler: THE EVIL TWINZORS
Dat Owlruler: posing in front of the sun, HE EXPLODED
The endangered zpqrei: Looks Photoshoped.
Dat Owlruler: :O
Dat Owlruler: HOW DARE YE
Dat Owlruler: TIS A REAL IMAGE ME LAD
The endangered zpqrei: I can tell, by the pixels
The endangered zpqrei: And from seeing a lot of photoshops in my time.
Dat Owlruler: it is not photoshopped!
Dat Owlruler: it's paint.net'd
Dat Owlruler: the name is done well if I say so myself
The endangered zpqrei: I thought it was real.
Dat Owlruler: XD
The endangered zpqrei: It doesn't look 'shuooped'
Dat Owlruler: >
The endangered zpqrei: I was, TIM'S REAL NAME IS BARRY?!
Dat Owlruler made it
Dat Owlruler: XD
The endangered zpqrei: I was going to mock him
The endangered zpqrei: I'm glad you told me
Dat Owlruler: damn
The endangered zpqrei: That would've been quite embarissing.

No spelling corrections

 

[zpqrei]

No spelling corrections

FYI, I actually hate you.

 

[zpqrei]

It continues!

Dat Owlruler: YAAAAAY!
Dat Owlruler: 1% of tf2 downloaded
The endangered zpqrei:
Dat Owlruler backflips
The endangered zpqrei: http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/8708/ss20100112204652.png
The endangered zpqrei coughs.
Dat Owlruler: http://forums.tf2maps.net/showpost.php?p=136494&postcount=162
Dat Owlruler coughs
The endangered zpqrei stabs.
The endangered zpqrei coughs.

 

[Nineaxis]

Nineaxis [tf2lobby]: discussing my dirty laundry again?
Rexy: yeah we wanted to know if we should seperate light and darks
Rexy: I was just going to throw it all in
Void: At least put it in a pile, not scattered. Lights, darks, or both.
Nineaxis [tf2lobby]: seperate white and colored
Void: Yes, please segregate your dirty, scrunchy clothing

 

[Bermuda Cake]

Dark(I am Jacks Iron Fist): skyboxin time!
WastedMeerkat: congratulations
WastedMeerkat: and good luck.
Penguin | TF2Maps.net: there is this SEXY silo model
WastedMeerkat: we're all counting on you.
Penguin | TF2Maps.net: SKYBOX ONLY
Icarus: apparently, you can kill peopel just by shoving them a few times

 

[Fraz]

Nerdboy: Why is it taking so long to connect to tf2lobby?
Tera: tf2lobby^?
Tera: what is it
Nerdboy: Nothing
Tera: tell me D:
Tera: whats tf2lobby, tell me
A Boojum Snark: He's a lobster that plays tf2.
A Boojum Snark: He makes videos of his shenanigans.
Tera: what?
A Boojum Snark: You heard me.
A Boojum Snark: Lobster playing TF2
Tera: who is lobster
A Boojum Snark: ...
Nerdboy: Lobster -> [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmzii2u5GME"]YouTube- kiss me[/ame]
A Boojum Snark: http://ifihadtopickfive.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/lobster1.jpg
Tera: since when do lobsters play tf2
Nerdboy: This guy does
A Boojum Snark: Since Lobby does.
A Boojum Snark: He's the only one.
A Boojum Snark: Highly evolved brain, part of a scientific experiment.
Tera: is he a real person pretending to be a lobster or what?
Nerdboy: DON'T SAY THAT
Tera: seriously, are you fooling me?
Nerdboy slaps Tera
Nerdboy: HE IS A REAL LOBSTER
Tera: how can a fucking lobster play tf2
Nerdboy: That's like saying that ABS is not a real cookie
Tera: he isnt
A Boojum Snark: ;_;
Nerdboy smacks Tera
A Boojum Snark slaps tera
Tera: ok stop the shit now
Tera: wtf is tf2lobby
Tera: seriously
The Midget [CTF_Arid]: Its a lobster playing TF2
The Midget [CTF_Arid]: we told you
Tera: wtf
Tera: seriously?
The Midget [CTF_Arid]: yes
Tera: show me
The Midget [CTF_Arid]: google for it
The Midget [CTF_Arid]: I'm working
Tera: what should i google
Tera: Nerdboy: Why is it taking so long to connect to tf2lobby?
Nerdboy: We got a breach
Tera: since when do you connect to a lobster?
The Midget [CTF_Arid]: he meant the site
The Midget [CTF_Arid]: dumpkoff
Tera: tell me the address please
Nerdboy: We can't Tera
The Midget [CTF_Arid]: I don't have it to hand
A Boojum Snark: We could tell you the address, but you wouldn't be able to see it.
A Boojum Snark: It's an invite-only viewing, the scientists don't want too many people seeing it firsthand.
Nerdboy: Damn it ABS!
A Boojum Snark: I myself haven't even seen it.
A Boojum Snark: I just have heard of it from people I trust.
The Midget [CTF_Arid]: I saw a screenshot somewhere
The Midget [CTF_Arid]: but it got deleted when they found out
The Midget [CTF_Arid]: I used to have one
The Midget [CTF_Arid]: like a year ago
Nerdboy: Shhh! http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3532367/shhh.jpg
tarmo- [HAPPYMODE]: lawl nerdboy
Tera: are you just shitting me or is that lobster real?
Tera: i mean
The Midget [CTF_Arid]: The lobster is real
Tera: how can a lobster play tf2
The Midget [CTF_Arid]: why would we lie?
Nerdboy: Sorry I was moving the camera really fast when I took that picture
Tera: because it looks like a bunch of bullshit
The Midget [CTF_Arid]: it's not
The Midget [CTF_Arid]: its a lobster playing TF2
Tera: how can a goddamn lobster play it
Tera: then show it
Nerdboy: He holds the camera in one claw and plays with the other
The Midget [CTF_Arid]: I sont have access myself
Tera: stop making fun of me, seriously
The Midget [CTF_Arid]: they created special equipment for him and everything
Tera: flame, what's tf2lobby?
The Midget [CTF_Arid]: A Lobster playing TF2
Midget [CTF_Arrow'd]: When a man and a woman love each other very much
The Midget [CTF_Arid]: We told you already
Tera: i didnt ask to you, shut up
grazr: Tera..
Nerdboy: Stop being so hostile about it
Tera: i just wanna know what it really is
YM [Wants his THE back please!]: take the fucking hint
Littleedge [CP/NoG]: It's a Competitive Matchmaking thing for CTF
Tera: and stop getting fooled
YM [Wants his THE back please!]: they're not going to tell you
Littleedge [CP/NoG]: TF2*
Nerdboy: Like what L4D has
DaBeatzProject: FOR CTF TOO
YM [Wants his THE back please!]: stop making a complete and utter twat of yourself
Nerdboy: But in TF2 form
Tera: and is that true?
Nerdboy: Yes
grazr: What does it matter?
Littleedge [CP/NoG]: It's to help organize pickup games
Tera: fucking finally
Tera: you bastards
Littleedge [CP/NoG]: Currently it's in beta.
Nerdboy: Invite only
The Midget [CTF_Arid]: Tera: the sad part is, you beleived us
Flame [tf2lobby]: i thought it was a lobster
Tera: yes because all of you were saying the same
Nerdboy: It's both
grazr: When ever Tera talks it gets me stressed
Tera: deal with it

 

[zpqrei]

WAS GOOD TRIP!

The Midget [CTF_Arid]: RUN THE FUCK AWAY
The Midget [CTF_Arid]: GOGOGO
Walkerloop [TAM]: ahahaha
DaBeatzProject: RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
zpqrei: I need someone to ban.
The Midget [CTF_Arid]: RUUUUUUN
Walkerloop [TAM]: well timed
The Midget [CTF_Arid]: GOGOGOGOG
The Midget [CTF_Arid]: FUCKING RUN
DaBeatzProject: RUUUHUNN
The Midget [CTF_Arid]: GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN
The Midget [CTF_Arid]: I'LL STALL HIM
Muffin: hi zpq

The Midget [CTF_Arid]: SHIT
Walkerloop [TAM]: (im not here, you can't see me)
The Midget [CTF_Arid]: HE GOT TARMO
The Midget [CTF_Arid]: RUN
The Midget [CTF_Arid] jumps infront of zpqs banhammer to stop the madness
The Midget [CTF_Arid] was kicked by zpqrei.
zpqrei kicks Midget out of the way.
zpqrei: WHO NEXT?!

A Boojum Snark was kicked by zpqrei.
Rexy: OMG
zpqrei: Yes.
zpqrei: You read that RIGHT.
The Midget [CTF_Arid]: OMG
The Midget [CTF_Arid]: OMGOMGOMG

zpqrei: YM, it's called joking around.
The Midget [CTF_Arid]: yeah YM!
The Midget [CTF_Arid] shakes fist
YM [Still wants his The back!]: god YM!
[Φ] Randdalf: YM is like such a noob
Rexy: I love all of you guys.
Rexy: LOVE
Rexy: <3
Rexy goes to corner
YM [Still wants his The back!]: we should ban him for ignorance

Babies!

 

[The Political Gamer]

Oh admin abuse is so much fun.

 

[zpqrei]

It isn't admin abuse if the Boojum Snark provokes you!

EDIT: BREAKING NEWS:

A Boojum Snark: It's such a refreshing open feeling when you get a big goober out of your nostril.
[Φ] Randdalf: ^

EDIT: ALL IS WELL:

Rexy: buuuuuurrn!
zpqrei: BURN THE SNARK
zpqrei: STEAL HIS COOKIES
The Midget [CTF_Arid]: B00Jammin, he actually wins
Rexy: no...i meant burn on zpq, via booj
zpqrei: I meant burn the Boojum, as I feel I made quite clear.
A Boojum Snark: I am non-flammable.
A Boojum Snark: Good luck.
zpqrei: Burnt Cookies.
A Boojum Snark: I'll just get really hot.
A Boojum Snark: Really really hot.
A Boojum Snark: Red hot.
A Boojum Snark: Smoking hot.
zpqrei: You're already really hot.
zpqrei: ...
A Boojum Snark: Then I'll give you a hug.
zpqrei:
A Boojum Snark: <3

 

[A Boojum Snark]

Except that zpq has a habit of posting too fast. Premature posting. He missed the climax.

1327 - A Boojum Snark: It's such a refreshing open feeling when you get a big goober out of your nostril.
1327 - [Φ] Randdalf: ^
1327 - Rexy: lol!
1327 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: uuuh
1327 - zpqrei: http://forums.tf2maps.net/showpost.php?p=138290&postcount=170
1328 - A Boojum Snark: You're kinda fast.
1328 - zpqrei is a ninja
1328 - A Boojum Snark: I was going to do that if more people did a ^
1328 - A Boojum Snark: but nobody did
1328 - A Boojum Snark: so what you posted was boring
1328 - A Boojum Snark: You lose. Good day sir
1328 - Rexy: buuuuuurrn!
1328 - zpqrei: BURN THE SNARK
1328 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: B00Jammin, he actually wins
1328 - zpqrei: STEAL HIS COOKIES
1330 - Rexy: no...i meant burn on zpq, via booj
1330 - zpqrei: I meant burn the Boojum, as I feel I made quite clear.
1330 - A Boojum Snark: I am non-flammable.
1330 - A Boojum Snark: Good luck.
1330 - zpqrei: Burnt Cookies.
1330 - A Boojum Snark: I'll just get really hot.
1330 - A Boojum Snark: Really really hot.
1330 - A Boojum Snark: Red hot.
1330 - A Boojum Snark: Smoking hot.
1331 - zpqrei: You're already really hot.
1331 - A Boojum Snark: Then I'll give you a hug.
1331 - zpqrei: ...
1331 - zpqrei:
1331 - A Boojum Snark: <3
1331 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: You can be hot all you want, I'm cool
1331 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: >.>
1331 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: <.<
1331 - A Boojum Snark: AND YOU WILL BURST INTO FLAMES AND SCREAM IN AGONY AS I GIVE YOU YOUR LAST HUG, A HUG OF SCORCHING DEATH.

 

[zpqrei]

That bit doesn't count. It's in the wrong colour.

 

[zpqrei]

zpqrei pokes the sleeping chat.
zpqrei: CRIKEY MATE
zpqrei: THIS ONES A BEAUT
sleeping chat bites zpqrei's hand off
sleeping chat has changed their name to A Boojum Snark.
zpqrei: Oh you.
zpqrei: I always have MY OTHER HAND
zpqrei: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
YM [Still wants his The back!] bites zpq's other hand off
zpqrei: Oh
zpqrei: Fuck.
A Boojum Snark: It was your bad hand anyway.
zpqrei: Well, it was fun whilst it lasted.

/10kittens

 

[A Boojum Snark]

2031 - Nerdboy: Love is the carve of life
2031 - Nerdboy: It is a godsend at first
2032 - Nerdboy: Then once you experience it you become unable to proceed
2032 - Icarus: I did it once
2032 - Icarus: it was scary :O
2032 - Icarus: i was 15
2032 - Matt: Carving or love lol
2032 - A Bò̲ójum Snark: both.
2032 - A Bò̲ójum Snark: at the same time.
2032 - Icarus: yep
2032 - Nerdboy: CARVE YOUR LOVESPHERES INTO MY LOVECYLINDER MATT
2032 - Matt: OH BABY FEEL ME PUT MY BRUSH INTO YOUR BRUSH AND CARVE
2032 - Icarus: I "carved" her, alright

 

[A Boojum Snark]

1502 - zpqrei [No more coursework :3]: (Also, the 'Pritchard Pipes' isn't new, I don't think)
1502 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: its not listed on the swamp.tf2maps.net site
1504 - zpqrei [No more coursework :3]: It isn't?
1504 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: not that I see
1505 - A Bò_ójum Snark: It isn't new
1505 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: we know that
1505 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: but
1505 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: its not listed on teh site
1505 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: hence the confusion
1506 - A Bò_ójum Snark: hence me fixing the confusion by a confirmation of it not being new and thereby the site being entirely irrelevent
1508 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: confirmation wasn't needed, we knew it wasn't enw
1509 - A Bò_ójum Snark: Your statement infers that you thought it was.
1509 - A Bò_ójum Snark: (or else you were just spouting irrelevent blather!)
1509 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: my statement didn't infer that, I was merely looking for a cause to the confusion
1509 - zpqrei [No more coursework :3]: Oh shush you two.
1510 - zpqrei [No more coursework :3]: It's not new, it wasn't on the old site.
1510 - A Bò_ójum Snark: There was no confusion until you made a statement infering the opposite of zpq's
1510 - zpqrei [No more coursework :3]: End of story.
1510 - zpqrei [No more coursework :3]: Boojum, stop.
1510 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: I didn't infer anything
1510 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: >.>
1510 - zpqrei [No more coursework :3]: Midget, stop.
1510 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: HAMMATIME
1510 - A Bò_ójum Snark: The Overlay Confusion: The Return!
1510 - A Bò_ójum Snark: Beginning of new story.
1510 - A Bò_ójum Snark: So there we were, arguing in steam chat...
1510 - Rexy: let's pretend it's new
1510 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: debating*
1511 - A Bò_ójum Snark: One in the same!
1512 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: –verb (used without object)
1.to present reasons for or against a thing: He argued in favor of capital punishment.
2.to contend in oral disagreement; dispute: The Senator argued with the President about the new tax bill.
1512 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: a discussion, as of a public question in an assembly, involving opposing viewpoints: a debate in the Senate on farm price supports.
2.a formal contest in which the affirmative and negative sides of a proposition are advocated by opposing speakers.
3.deliberation; consideration.
4.Archaic. strife; contention.
1512 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: debate is the bottom one
1513 - A Bò_ójum Snark: You use arguments within a debate.
1513 - A Bò_ójum Snark: Therefore my use of the word arguing was valid, even if you wish to say it was a debate.
1513 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: It was valid
1513 - zpqrei [No more coursework :3]: My mother once said, "IF YOU HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY THEN DON'T SAY IT NOW GET OUT OF MY STEAM CHAT"
1513 - zpqrei [No more coursework :3]: Well, not exactly
1514 - zpqrei [No more coursework :3]: but it applies.
1514 - A Bò_ójum Snark: No, it really doesn't.
1514 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: "21:11 - A Bò_ójum Snark: One in the same!" was not valid however
1514 - A Bò_ójum Snark: Because you are inferring discontent between the two of us and trying to stifle a brewing conflict that does not exist.
1514 - zpqrei [No more coursework :3] facepalms at this, and goes back to Photoshop to work on magic things.
1514 - A Bò_ójum Snark: We are merely using up time in this otherwise dead chatroom because we are bored.
1515 - A Bò_ójum Snark: Midget, Good Sir, what do you say we turn out combined abilities against this interloper 'zpq'
1515 - Rexy: I like interlopers
1515 - zpqrei [No more coursework :3]: SCANDLE, I SAY
1515 - A Bò_ójum Snark: Of course you do
1515 - A Bò_ójum Snark: You are one of them!
1516 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: I like helicopters
1516 - A Bò_ójum Snark: You are, of course, less severe of an interloper.
1516 - A Bò_ójum Snark: For at least you have a sensible name of linguistic speakability.
1517 - A Bò_ójum Snark: Unlike this crude and barbaric fellow with a "name" that is nothing more than a caveman's attempt at mimicing fine language with a scramble of letters.
1517 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: Ah, although Bò_ójum, we alas, cannot pronounce your name either
1517 - zpqrei [No more coursework :3]: BOO-JAM
1517 - zpqrei [No more coursework :3]: A shameful fruit based sauce.
1517 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: like Ghost-Marmalade?
1518 - A Bò_ójum Snark: I merely have unusual vowels, not four consanants in a row!
1518 - A Bò_ójum Snark: Such things as that is heresy of language.
1519 - A Bò_ójum Snark: None of which, I might add, are compound phonemes.
1519 - zpqrei [No more coursework :3]: I AM NOT OF YOUR LANGUAGE
1519 - zpqrei [No more coursework :3]: I HAVE NOT BEEN FOR SOME TIME
1519 - A Bò_ójum Snark: Of course you are not!
1519 - zpqrei [No more coursework :3]: I AM THE LANGUAGE OF THE OLD RELIGION
1519 - A Bò_ójum Snark: This is what I have been saying all along.
1519 - zpqrei [No more coursework :3]: I AM THE PROPER LANGUAGE
1519 - A Bò_ójum Snark: You are but a caveman in gentlemanne's clothing.
1520 - zpqrei [No more coursework :3]: I HAVE FOUGHT FOES GREATER THAN ALL YOUR ENTITIES COMBINED
1520 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: latchstring has 6 consonants in a row
1520 - zpqrei [No more coursework :3]: I HAVE MASTERED AND TAMED THE GABE NEWELL
1520 - zpqrei [No more coursework :3]: I...AM...A...GOD.
1520 - zpqrei [No more coursework :3]: </rant>
1520 - A Bò_ójum Snark: Which is a compound word, and two sets of three, being specific phonemes.
1521 - zpqrei [No more coursework :3]: zed-pee-q-ree
1521 - zpqrei [No more coursework :3]: SIMPLEZ
1521 - A Bò_ójum Snark: I am sorry, you speak in caveman.
1521 - A Bò_ójum Snark: Present it in IPA and I may reconsider.
1521 - zpqrei [No more coursework :3] beats the shameful jam with a club.
1522 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: HIRSCHSPRUNG'S
1522 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: has seven consecutive ones
1522 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: (woopscaps)
1522 - Ravidge: fafijafjsijfisisfifififiiiigkgkgmmm, so, whats up. what has happened in the past hours?
1522 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: we sacrificed a child to the freat god GABE NEWELL
1522 - A Bò_ójum Snark: That is not English, good midget.
1523 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: great*
1523 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: I do beleive it is
1523 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: it's a disease
1523 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: named after a man
1523 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: ergo
1523 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: english
1523 - A Bò_ójum Snark: A man who was a Dane.
1523 - A Bò_ójum Snark: ergo
1523 - A Bò_ójum Snark: Danish
1523 - zpqrei [No more coursework :3]: The danish aren't people.
1523 - zpqrei [No more coursework :3]: </countryist>
1523 - A Bò_ójum Snark: See what this heretical caveman speaketh!
1524 - A Bò_ójum Snark: Let us cast him out and see that he never returneth.
1524 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: By your reasoning then, we have no "English" words then
1524 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: seeing as they all derive from latin or somewhere else
1524 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: ergo
1524 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: we speak latin
1524 - zpqrei [No more coursework :3]: Da, Comrade.
1524 - A Bò_ójum Snark: Ah, but no.
1525 - A Bò_ójum Snark: There are different methods by which language evolves.
1525 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: if you accept one, you have to accept the other
1525 - A Bò_ójum Snark: No.
1525 - [F] Randdalf: it would be interesting to teach a program to understand english
1525 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: as they have both evolved into "English" in one way or another
1525 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: you cant allow one way of evolving and not another
1525 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: it's immoral
1526 - zpqrei [No more coursework :3]: I counter this with one word, a word to which people cannot fathom it's extensive meaning and psycological effects out-brain any human scientist:
1526 - zpqrei [No more coursework :3]: PENSI
1526 - zpqrei [No more coursework :3]: *PENIS
1526 - A Bò_ójum Snark: Just because I speak english does not mean when I say Mr Miyamoto his name is suddenly english. It is still Japanese.
1526 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: the pronounceiation is
1526 - A Bò_ójum Snark: Likewise. When Mr Hirschsprung had a diseased named for him, his name still remains Danish.
1526 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: the word however, I'm sure is spelt differently
1526 - A Bò_ójum Snark: Note good sir, I said "say"!
1526 - Ravidge: midget, you're talking bull. stop it
1527 - A Bò_ójum Snark: and even if you wish to travel that route, it is still not english.
1527 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: how am I talking bull?
1527 - A Bò_ójum Snark: It is merely romainized japanese.
1527 - A Bò_ójum Snark: romanized*
1527 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: can we not discuss things, while fuck else goes on in here ravidge?
1528 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: I do say good sir, mr ghost marmalade. You won D:
1528 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: now: Global Warming!
1529 - A Bò_ójum Snark: That is a drab and boring thing to discuss!
1529 - Ravidge: I like to study languages, I used to spend a lot of time on the subject. You are just trying to prove a point which is not true :/
1529 - A Bò_ójum Snark: Mr Ravidge, we are arguing for the sake of it!
1529 - A Bò_ójum Snark: Though to be honest, that is how it began.
1529 - A Bò_ójum Snark: Now it is to bother the heretical caveman.
1529 - Ravidge: ah right.
1529 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: yurp
1529 - zpqrei [No more coursework :3]: NYET
1529 - Ravidge: dont mind me then
1529 - A Bò_ójum Snark: For he wished us to cease based on mistaken assumptions.
1529 - The Midget [CTF_Arid]: Politics anyone?
zpqrei [No more coursework :3] has changed their name to zpqrei [Heretical Caveman].
1530 - zpqrei [Heretical Caveman]: BLEH
1530 - zpqrei [Heretical Caveman]: fdjk
1530 - A Bò_ójum Snark: See! There he goes speaking caveman.
1530 - zpqrei [Heretical Caveman]: a;dfjknafd;nafg
1530 - zpqrei [Heretical Caveman]: jadfjnak;jnadfbgafg
The Aridian Midget has changed their name to Midget [Neanderthal].
1530 - zpqrei [Heretical Caveman]: fkfkfg;ajnboojumsucks;lakgfn;dlgn;dfgsd;fghs
1530 - Midget [Neanderthal]: Ug
1531 - A Bò_ójum Snark: What a curiosity.
1531 - A Bò_ójum Snark: I must get my specimen briefcase and study him.
1531 - zpqrei [Heretical Caveman]: UG
1531 - zpqrei [Heretical Caveman]: UG UG
1531 - zpqrei [Heretical Caveman] flees.
1532 - Midget [Neanderthal]: Ugzpqhazatinymisshapenpenisug
1532 - zpqrei [Heretical Caveman] got away safely.
1532 - A Bò_ójum Snark: Dear me, it seems to have vanished while I got my case from the Jeep.
1532 - A Bò_ójum Snark: Back to the fort for tea then!
1533 - zpqrei [Heretical Caveman]: <evolved>A JEEP?! BY GOD, A LAND ROVER FOR A TRUE ENGLISH GENT!</evolved> Ug.
1535 - A Bò_ójum Snark: 'twas not mine! It was my companion Midget's, and we know he is not a true englishman.
1535 - A Bò_ójum Snark: Though unfortunately it seems he has now devolved and went back to the wild, so I must return by myself.
1535 - Midget [Neanderthal]: ACH
1536 - zpqrei [Heretical Caveman]: ACH
1536 - Midget [Neanderthal]: <scots>a fkn heit a th poor wee lassies in eh wrld</scots>

 

[zpqrei]

Oh, you fiend!

 

[grazr]

edit: ok.. a lot of "penis" in that quote then.

 

[lana]

Penguin | TF2Maps.net entered chat.
8:02 PM - Penguin | TF2Maps.net: Hello, Comradres
8:02 PM - Nerdboy: Good morning comrade penguin
8:03 PM - Nerdboy: As you are aware the situation escalated exponentially overnight
8:03 PM - Nerdboy: Allied forces now control the entire eastern coast, while they push in from the west to secure any remaining locations along our borders
8:03 PM - Nerdboy: Our last chance is to try to break through their blockades and disable them from behind
8:04 PM - Penguin | TF2Maps.net: Oh shit
8:04 PM - Nerdboy: I am dispatching you with a team to head south to India, then break off and surround the allies
8:04 PM - Nerdboy: Good luck commander
8:04 PM - Penguin | TF2Maps.net: I shall not fail you
8:04 PM - Nerdboy ends the transmission
Penguin | TF2Maps.net left chat.

 

[A Boojum Snark]

grazr entered chat.
2119 - Aly: Grazzrrazzzraer
2120 - grazr: ARGHJ
2120 - grazr: aechuceuise me
2120 - grazr: i am a luitttle derunk#
2120 - Matt: Just a hair
2120 - Littleedge [CP/NoG]: Just a bit, grazr?
2120 - grazr: a bit
2120 - supersandvich: NO OFFICER I HAVE NOT HAD ANY DRINKS, ONLY 6

2123 - grazr: THERE IS PAOST the neeeds thakning but.. i se eno imahe of what ia m thinking
2123 - grazr: thanking...

2127 - Aly: bye
2127 - supersandvich hugs
2127 - supersandvich: bai O:
2127 - grazr: TOASTER
2127 - supersandvich: gRAZRR
2127 - grazr: I just lodededd
2127 - grazr: i am waaathed ing
2127 - A Bò̲ójum Snark: Bye Aly
2127 - grazr: no need for messages:O
2128 - supersandvich: we must all hug alY!
2128 - grazr: Might, Aly
2128 - Aly: Grazzzrarrarrawr
Aly disconnected.
2128 - A Bò̲ójum Snark: ...grazr is drunk?
2128 - Matt: Yes
2129 - Matt: Kick him for MUI
2129 - grazr: sorry Booj
2129 - Matt: Messaging under the Influence
2129 - grazr: Night out on town.. anazubgf

2130 - Littleedge [CP/NoG]: Drunk Grazr is funny.
2131 - grazr: shut itttff!
2131 - grazr: Woops
2131 - grazr: It?
2131 - The Political Gamer: lol drunk gazr
2132 - grazr slaps Politcal
2132 - The Political Gamer: [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2haS-3b0xZ0"]YouTube- Fancy-pants Engie[/ame]
2132 - A Bò̲ójum Snark primes a post in the Steam Chat thread.
2132 - grazr: too many liwknks
2133 - Nerdboy: http://rumblo.com/cc/comics/cc-gogolbordello.png
2134 - Tom Cruise: gogol bordello owns
2134 - grazr: LOL Poloitcval
2135 - grazr: Gogol Bordello are the best band live EVER
2135 - grazr: No lie
2136 - Tom Cruise: bucket solo
2136 - grazr: Eugene criowd surfed ion me
2136 - grazr:

2138 - grazr: Interesting fact, Arnold Swartznega is anti violnt video games

2145 - grazr: Oh shit,
2145 - grazr: Don't attempt tp ficx your audio while entrpoxicated. You'll somehow grab your CPU heat sibnk
2146 - grazr: Ig your acase side is off that is
2146 - grazr: >.>

2150 - Void: Are you guys ready
2150 - grazr: BNO

2153 - grazr: Hang on a minute, Nine, where are you from?

2157 - grazr: I have conspicuous photo's pf my ex if you'df l;ike
2157 - Littleedge [CP/NoG]: Link Grazr
2157 - Littleedge [CP/NoG]:
2157 - grazr: One moment. lemmme upladod to photobucke tifrst
2157 - grazr: BUT BEWARE
2157 - grazr: It's nothing for -18
2157 - Littleedge [CP/NoG]: Well then. Is houldn't.
2157 - grazr: FINE
2158 - Littleedge [CP/NoG]: [Still do it duh]
2158 - Littleedge [CP/NoG]: [Just..iof it's porn of sorts no
2158 - grazr: Why is everyone here -18
2158 - Littleedge [CP/NoG]: [Frowned upon
2158 - grazr: If i do Booj will slap me
2158 - Littleedge [CP/NoG]: Exactly.
2158 - Matt: It's their own fault Grazr
2158 - Matt: Chrono isn't around anymore
2158 - Matt: the rest of us know not ot click tiny links
2158 - grazr: say no more say no more
2158 - grazr: ...
2158 - grazr: one moment
2158 - grazr: I'll see what i can get away with
2159 - grazr: befiore i get bannned
2159 - Void: so
2159 - grazr: Ok guys ui'm not linking here
2159 - grazr: rediculous
2159 - Void: grazr's under the influence?
2159 - grazr: SHHH
2200 - Matt: Wow grazer I post nsfw stuff all the time
2200 - grazr: But not in here of your EX foindg STUFFF
2200 - Matt: She's not your ex
2200 - Matt:
2200 - grazr: Matt would know?
2200 - Matt: yes'
2200 - Seba | TF2M: Matt does knmow.
2200 - Littleedge [CP/NoG]: Oh Grazr just link it and say (NSFW) and go on with your life.
2200 - Littleedge [CP/NoG]: Please Matt
2200 - Littleedge [CP/NoG]: He wants it
2200 - Littleedge [CP/NoG]: His parents are asleep, he needs some new material.
2201 - Littleedge [CP/NoG]:
2201 - Matt: x(
2201 - grazr: Little will get it in prica\aavtet chat
2201 - Littleedge [CP/NoG]: Now if only MY parents we--I mean
2201 - grazr: NO ONE SELSE
2201 - grazr: Leelte
2202 - grazr: I have audio >.>
2202 - Littleedge [CP/NoG]: ...
2202 - grazr: wrong chatroom..
2203 - grazr: ishould probably leave here.. tbh

2208 - grazr: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

2210 - grazr: ~I am leaving no before i link crap that is...... yea
2210 - Matt: :C
grazr left chat.

grazr entered chat.
2213 - grazr: ehhhhhhh

2219 - Matt: INSTANT RESPAWN SUDDEN DEATH
2220 - grazr: YOUR MUM

2228 - Littleedge [CP/NoG]: Night cool gamers
2228 - Littleedge [CP/NoG]: And Tom.
2228 - Seba | TF2M: And me!
2228 - Littleedge [CP/NoG]: You're a cool scientology guy.
2229 - Tom Cruise:
2229 - grazr: Same
2229 - grazr: Night oeioke
2229 - grazr: people*
2229 - Nerdboy: Night
Littleedge [CP/NoG] disconnected.
2229 - grazr: NO PICTURES OG MY NEKED EX 4 U
grazr left chat.

 

[grazr]

Oh dear god.