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Void

Local Man Unable To Map, Sources Say
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Sep 14, 2008
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You see, when you edit the conversation, it doesn't work out.

Littleedge [Soldier]: Night cool people
Littleedge [Soldier]: And Void
Voidles: cool?
Voidles: i'm hot
AshtonArdoin: We know
Littleedge [Soldier]: Haha
AshtonArdoin: We know
Littleedge [Soldier]: Yeah right
Voidles: ugh that was stupid
Littleedge [Soldier]: Only chicks who dig aviator goggles would want you and your 'hotness' Void.
AshtonArdoin: Night WittleLedge
Littleedge [Soldier]: And the only chicks who dig aviator goggles are anime chicks.
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Voidles: sweet
Littleedge [Soldier]: Have fun with your two dimensional, flat, sex.
Voidles: skinny ones?
Littleedge [Soldier]: Anywho
Matt: What
 

grazr

Old Man Mutant Ninja Turtle
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Mar 4, 2008
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grazr: Ladies
TheBladeRoden disconnected.
TheBladeRoden entered chat.

Muffin Man: no
Misteri Late: gentlemannes
TheBladeRoden disconnected.
grazr: Governors
Jethro: dentalplannes
TheBladeRoden entered chat.
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grazr: I am hungry
grazr is hungry
grazr: Blade D:
grazr: He' phasing out!

StickZer0 [ESG]: blade, stop rejoining!
grazr: It's Auto, StickZero
StickZer0 [ESG]: :/
grazr: Increase power to the buffers!
grazr: We need to get him through

Muffin Man: Shmitz, stop sleeping :V
Muffin Man increased buffer to the powers
grazr: I see him!
grazr: I think we have him now

TheBladeRoden disconnected.
TheBladeRoden entered chat.
grazr: NOOOOOO
grazr: YESSSSS

Scotty (AKA Muffin) Got him through safe and sound. We are all greatful.
 

littleedge

L1111: Clipping Guru
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Mar 2, 2009
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Voidles: professionals have standards
Littleedge [Soldier]: Be polite
supersandvich: have a plan to meet everyone you meet
Penguin | TF2M.net: be efficient
supersandvich: have a plan to eat everyone you meet
SlayerBlitz: have a plan to meet everyone you kill
Littleedge [Soldier]: have a plan to beat everyone you eat
Penguin | TF2M.net: Have a plan to kill everyone you eat
Shmitz: have a plan to eat everyone you meat
supersandvich: have a plan to meet everyone you eat
SlayerBlitz: meet you everyone kill to plan a have
Voidles: have a plan to beat everyone you feet
supersandvich: kill a plan to meet everyone
Nerdboy: Have a kill to meet everyone you plan
Littleedge [Soldier]: You feet have a plan to meet everyone
SlayerBlitz: have a plan to eat every meat you meet
Penguin | TF2M.net: Meet a plan to kill everyone you have
supersandvich: plan to kill everyone
Voidles: have an efficient plan to politely kill everyone
Penguin | TF2M.net: ...you meet
Nerdboy: Have a have to have everyone you have
Shmitz: have a one to meet every plan you kill
supersandvich: kill everyone you meet
Snacks: eat everyone you meet
SlayerBlitz: everyone a everyone to everyone have you everyone
Moosε the Pyro: Have an efficient plan to meet everyone you kill.
Nerdboy: Plan to kill everyone you have to meet
Penguin | TF2M.net: have a plan to sleep with everyone you meet
supersandvich: meet a plan to kill everyone
SlayerBlitz: have a plan to meet with everyone you sleep
Voidles: have a plan to *bleep* us
Penguin | TF2M.net: Meet the Plan to Kill
Shmitz: have a Super to Nerdboy every Penguin you Littleedge
Snacks: everyone you kill is a plan to eat
supersandvich: have a plan to end everything you started
Nerdboy: Have eat a plan to meet everyone you
Moosε the Pyro: AND NOW HE'S HERE TO HAVE A PLAN TO BE EFFICIENT, POLITE, AND MEET US.
Voidles: have a plan to INTRUDER ALERT INTRUDER ALERT RED SPY IN THE BASE
Nerdboy: You have to plan to meet everyone you kill
Penguin | TF2M.net: Have a plan to finish everything you meet
Snacks: Have a finnish plan to eat meat
Nerdboy: Plan a have to meet everyone you kill
Penguin | TF2M.net: Have a plan to eat every finnish meat you cook
Nerdboy: Have a car to drive to everyone you meet
Nerdboy: Have a meet to kill everyone you plan
Penguin | TF2M.net: Have a plan to say everything someone else already had a plan to say
Shmitz: don't have a cow
Penguin | TF2M.net: have a cow to kill everyrone you meat
Bock: have a plan to outsmart boolet
Shmitz: (have a wood cutout)
SlayerBlitz: have a red spy in the base
Moosε the Pyro: Have a good job, meet 2 people left on the planet, be polite, have a plan to hurt people.
: P
 

lana

Currently On: ?????
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Sep 28, 2009
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http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3532367/lilrascals.txt
Code:
Voidles: "Sun Tzu once rolled over a gun on a grassy knowl and killed a man."
Penguin | TF2M.net: *knoll
Voidles: sorry mom
Penguin | TF2M.net: it's okay
Penguin | TF2M.net licks finger and smudges Void's cheek
Voidles: ew come on mom
Voidles: not in front of the guys!
Penguin | TF2M.net: Stay away from that mean old Boojum
Matt: ...Oh dear
Penguin | TF2M.net: Okay, sweetie?
Voidles: okaaay mom
Penguin | TF2M.net: Have as nice day at school.
Voidles: have fun at work mom
Voidles: please those men
Penguin | TF2M.net: Work?
Nerdboy: Sun Tzu destroyed the periodic table because the only element he recognizes IS THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE!
Penguin | TF2M.net: I'm a woman
Penguin | TF2M.net: I don't leave the kitchen
Penguin | TF2M.net: :D
Bock: lmfao
Voidles: sorry mom, forgot
Penguin | TF2M.net: It's okay
Matt: lol Nerdboy
Penguin | TF2M.net: Did you remem'ber you lunch box?
Voidles: I got it right... wait... where did it go?
Moose the Pyro: Wow
Moose the Pyro: I have gotton absolutely no items.
Voidles: That mean ol' SWATY boy took it!
Nerdboy: Mrs. Void, why is Void so good at mapping?
Penguin | TF2M.net has changed their name to Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang.
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: It's a just genetic, I suppose
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: he takes after his father
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Voidles: aw shucks
Nerdboy: Can Void come out and play with us in the park?
Voidles: that swaty boy is eatin mah lunch all meanlike
Nerdboy: We were gonna play baseball!
Matt: lmao
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: VOid, did you do all of your hoework?
Moose the Pyro: hoework.
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: On the farm
Moose the Pyro: He works on a farm.
Moose the Pyro: dammit.
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: (zoo?)
Voidles: yessum
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: o out and play with the boys
Voidles: thanks mom
MangyCarface entered chat.
Voidles: can I bring some ovaltine?
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: You're welcome
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: yes please,
Nerdboy: Come on Void! I just got a new bike for Christmas!
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: you're such a good boy
Moose the Pyro: LOL
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: Be back before suppertime!
Voidles: alrighty, mom!
Voidles: nerdboy! check it out! OVALTINE!
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang waves, while standing in the doorway of the front door
Nerdboy: COOL
Nerdboy: Let's swing by old Mr. Acegikmo's place
Nerdboy: I heard it's haunted
Voidles: Lets go pick up that hoffman boy
Voidles: He's an odd fellow
MangyCarface: what about ace?
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Nerdboy: Hey look! It's Mangy
Voidles: Aw shucks!
Voidles: You said it was haunted by I didn't believe you!
Matt: When asked what they would transform into  (The transformers cast), Megan replied Johnny Depp's Wife, and then the guy who played the military dude said Johnny Depp
Nerdboy: Hey Matt
Voidles: Whats that odd Hoffman boy goin' on about?
Nerdboy: I dunno
Voidles: "Transformerers?"
Voidles: They sound like guns
Voidles: We should tell mother
Nerdboy: Matt! We were gonna go swing by old Mr. Acegikmo's place!
Nerdboy: We heard it was haunted!
Nerdboy: He's a little on and off
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: Are you boys behaving yourselves?
Voidles: Yessum
FleshGolem entered chat.
Nerdboy: Yes Mrs. Void
FleshGolem: o/
Voidles: But Hoffman! Gotta do something first!
Voidles: Do the truffle shuffle!
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: Now now, son, do you think that's polite?
Nineaxis: http://fabrydesign.com/pugui/ so much formatting, nothing working :(
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: What do we say?
Moose the Pyro: EVERYBODY HAS THE SAME AVATAR
Moose the Pyro: OH GOD
Nerdboy: I'M BORED
Moose the Pyro: still cool though
Voidles: Mother, me and Nerdboy are running away!
Voidles: To join Mr. Toaster's Circus!
Voidles: We here it's mighty fine there
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: No!
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: SON
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: You
Voidles: Lots of cutsie gals
Nerdboy: Yeah!
Nerdboy: And sandwiches!
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: You were my favourite of you boys
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: How wil lyour seven brothers feel?
Nerdboy: I dunno maybe they'll run away too
Voidles: Dun worreh, Mother! We'll be back!
Voidles: E'ery Tuesday!
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: Tuesday, hm?
Voidles: Yessum!
Nerdboy: Well considering that the best thing in Void's life is ovaltine
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: That's the day that fine french gentleman comes around selling cigars, isn't it?
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Voidles: Well I dunno, mother!
Nineaxis: But of course.
Voidles: Oh dear, Mr Fabry! When did you get here?
Nineaxis: I was never really not here.
Nerdboy: Holy shoot!
Nerdboy: It's mindboggling!
Voidles: Shucks, ma, you didnt tell us we had us a guest!
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: Oh, I... Um... I...
Nineaxis: But of course.
Nerdboy: Come on Void, it's now or never!
Nineaxis: We were upstairs.
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: Go outside and play, Aeon
Horatio entered chat.
Voidles: Yessum!
Nerdboy: Do you want to join Mr. Toaster's circus or what?
SlayerBlitz left chat.
Nineaxis: Your mother is the leader of my fanclub.
Voidles: Come on, Nerdboy! Let's go to Old Man Toasters!
FleshGolem: ...do I even want to ask what you lot are on about?
Nerdboy bikes to Mr. Toaster's
Voidles skips
Voidles: Shoot, nerdboy! Did you grab the Ovaltine?
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MangyCarface: next nodraw article
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: Mr Fabry, can I see your selection of cigars again?
Nerdboy slaps Void
MangyCarface: nominations
Voidles: Did we leave it back there with Mr Fabry and Ma?
Nerdboy: WHERE WE'RE GOING WE DON'T NEED OVALTINE!
Nineaxis: mangy, uh... how to get your map tested
Nineaxis: i.e. how to not be an ass
Voidles: I guess you're right, you always are... shucks
MangyCarface: that's too complicated! and i don't even have it all down
Nerdboy knocks on Toaster's door
Voidles: (It's NOT Complicated!)
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: Aeon! Bring back money! With your father away, I need help supposrting all seven of your brothers!
Voidles: Ma, I thought Mr Fabry would help wit' that!
Nineaxis: I think not.
Moose the Pyro: MMF HUDDR'F HM HHY!
Nerdboy: Void, are you on your phone again!
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: Mr Fabry? He's a travelling salesman!
Voidles: Phone? I reckon there arent phones in the middle of the street, brother
Nerdboy: Then who are you talking to?
Voidles: I'm yellin
Voidles: to ma
Nerdboy: Mr. Toaster's not answerin' his door
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang weeps as she realizes her youngest child is /running/ off to the circus...
Nerdboy: Maybe we should look around his backyard and see if we can find a way in
Icarus entered chat.
supersandvich pops out of closet
FleshGolem left chat.
Voidles: Yikes, mistah!
Voidles: Scared us half to death
Nerdboy: Oh jeez!
Icarus: evenin gov'nah
Voidles: We was going around the back to find a way in
Nerdboy: Mr. Toaster you sure are a scary guy
Nerdboy: Hey do you still run that circus?
Voidles: Yeah... golly...
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supersandvich: Well you shuddant because my dogs, they be bite'n dogs
supersandvich: I dun think you like bite'n dogs
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: Oh Mr. Fabry! What ever will I do?
supersandvich: They sleep in backyard
Nerdboy: I don't mind'em
Nerdboy: I used to have a dog too
Nineaxis disappears
Nerdboy: He was half wolf too and used to try to bite ya
Nineaxis: time to add functionality to this beast
Voidles: My mother likes dogs
Nineaxis: I said that 3 hours ago
Nerdboy: Had to keep him chained up in the back
Voidles: She likes big dogs
Nineaxis: but I didn't do it
Voidles: And bears too
Voidles: Big shaved bears
Moose the Pyro: That hate people
Nerdboy: Gee void your mom likes a lot of things
Nerdboy: I bet you could have any pet you want
Nerdboy: I had a snake once
Nerdboy: I had him a good month too
Voidles: This one time, I came home, and my Ma had bought this big shaved bear... and she was ridin' it 'round the house... or maybe it was the other way 'round...
Nerdboy: He used to have a cage in my room and I'd bring him up rats from the basement
Voidles: But she likes bears
Nerdboy: Then my mom said she threw him out one day after he got out and bit chad
Voidles: Chad?
Nerdboy: I still don't know who Chad is
Voidles: I thought he was dead
Nerdboy: No, you're thinking of my dad
A Boojum Snark: He's not dead.
Nerdboy: And he's not dead, just in jail
A Boojum Snark: He's hanging.
A Boojum Snark: Refuses to die.
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: LOL BOOJ
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: HANGIONG CHAD
Voidles: Aren't Chads them little hangnai- oh dear, Mr Boojum
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang backs into character
Nerdboy: My dad once went around town with his shotgun, said he was gonna blow the head off every escaped slave in town
Voidles: My ma dun like hangnails
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang has changed their name to Mrs. Bollig.
Nerdboy: He got into the Jeffersons' house
Voidles: Jefferson?
Voidles: Sheesh
Nerdboy: The police came round waaaay too late though
Voidles: Miracle he still 'live ah tell ye what
A Boojum Snark: My name is not Boojum.
Nerdboy: Already kil't the dad and kids and raped his wife
A Boojum Snark: You will address me as Sir Mister.
Voidles: Yessum
Nerdboy: Golly gee Sir Mister
[G4B2S] Pure Quaternion: lol
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Voidles: Sir Mister, we ran away
SlayerBlitz entered chat.
Voidles: To join the circus
Nerdboy: We were gonna join Mr. Toaster's circus
Nerdboy: But he scared us off
SlayerBlitz: how many spawn points does a map need? 16 per team?
Matt: Well get the hell off my lawn you damn kids
Nerdboy: Matt!
Nerdboy: You're alive!
Mrs. Bollig: Oh me, oh my! My youngest boy of seven is /running/ away! What ever shall I do?
A Boojum Snark: So why has this become Teem Fo'trass Too Farmin' chat?
Voidles: Golly, it's that Hoffman Fellow!
Nerdboy: ( 16 per team )
SlayerBlitz: k
Voidles: We saw you on your lawn, but... we thought you was dead!
Nerdboy: Yeah like dead while standin' up
SlayerBlitz: hows map going nerdboy I heard you talking about wood railing earlier
Voidles: Like a puppet
Moose the Pyro: Hrmf.
Nerdboy: Like old Doctor Phillips once came 'round Mr. Tungsten's place
Voidles: Y'know I hear them bovines sleep while standing
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Voidles: Maybe Mr. Hoffman's a bovine?
Voidles: He was sleepin'...
Nerdboy: Man had been standin' in his yard for a few hours like a bovine
Nerdboy: People called the doctor and he come 'round and say that Mr. Tungsten was dead
Voidles: Golly, Mr. Hoffman
Voidles: Awful long time to be standin
Nerdboy: There he goes again
Mrs. Bollig: Oh, Sir Mister! Please! MY youngest boy of seven is running away to the circus! What ever shall I do? With his father away....
Mrs. Bollig weeps
SlayerBlitz: man my red base looks so amazing
Nerdboy: Oh shoot, Void!
Nerdboy: It's your mom!
Voidles: No, Sir Mister, I ain't never run away!
Voidles: I saids I'd be back!
SlayerBlitz left chat.
Nerdboy: Yeah we were! We was gonna join the circus!
Mrs. Bollig: You always say that! But you never stop runnin'!
Nerdboy: Come on Void, let's get outta here
Voidles gets out of here
Nerdboy gets out of here too
Nerdboy: That was a close one Void
A Boojum Snark: You may hire me!
Voidles: Mighty close
Nerdboy: If she got a'hold of you she'da locked you in your room
Mrs. Bollig: If only that fine french gentleman, Mr. Fabry hwas here. He always knows what to do!
A Boojum Snark: I am a Circus Hunting Exterminator Extraordinare!
Nineaxis stumbles in
Nerdboy: My mom once locked my brother in his room after he run away
Voidles: Golly! Not my room!
Nerdboy: She lock him in his room and only go to see him for an hour every day
Nerdboy: Then one day he snuck out and she was all sad and crying like
Voidles: I hear it wasn't a pleasurable hour for either of them
Nerdboy: So I snuck into his room to see what I could find and found a whole box of rubbers!
Moose the Pyro: ._.
Voidles: I hear one of them left bleedin' one way or 'nother
Nerdboy: It was open though and half used
Voidles: Gee!
Voidles: We should skidaddle over there!
Nerdboy: I think they might'a started a balloon factory or somethin!
Nerdboy: No way, Void!
Nerdboy: Your mom must'a told my mom that we run away!
Nerdboy: She'd lock me in my room and make me make balloons too!
FreeLance(^_-)FoX entered chat.
Mrs. Bollig weeps some more...
Voidles: But they got them rubbers! I hear they protect you! From diseases! Maybe they protect us from Sir Mister!
FreeLance(^_-)FoX: I love when Windows is Spontaneous... yknow, like restarting
Nerdboy: You're a genius Void!
A Boojum Snark swoops down from the treebranches and catches Voidles in a fishin' net as they walk down the forest path.
A Boojum Snark: Ah HA!
A Boojum Snark: I have ye now!
Nerdboy: OH NO!
Nerdboy: IT'S SIR MISTER!
Voidles: Sir Mister! NOOOO!
Mrs. Bollig: Oh, Sir Mister! My hero!
Voidles: Nerdbo' do somethin!
Nerdboy: Hey you put him down!
Nerdboy starts punching ABS's leg
Voidles: She gon kill me!
FreeLance(^_-)FoX hides in a bush and is confused
Mrs. Bollig: Aeon, young man! This is the ALST TIME I ever let you go running off with your friends!
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A Boojum Snark uses Voidles-in-fishing-net as a weapon and swings at Nerdboy
Mrs. Bollig: Because we're moving to Boston!
Nerdboy: OW!
Nerdboy: VOID NOO!
Nerdboy: I'll save you!
Voidles: I's sorry, Nerdbo'!
A Boojum Snark: I'ma gonna take you away now Voidles!
Nerdboy picks up a rock and chucks it at ABS
Voidles: No, Sir Mister! NOOOOO!
MangyCarface: when does the RP sex begin
MangyCarface: because i am all over that
A Boojum Snark: To my secret laboratory, that the governement doth not approve of.
A Boojum Snark: For I am, in fact... not Sir Mister.
Nerdboy: OH NOOO!
A Boojum Snark: I am... DOCTOR Sir Mister.
Voidles gasps
supersandvich eats sandvich
Mrs. Bollig kills the chat
Nerdboy is still throwing that rock
supersandvich eats another sandvich
supersandvich eats another sandvich
A Boojum Snark: I shalt do all sorts of things to you in the name of SCIENCE!
Voidles gasps again
Voidles hyperventilates
supersandvich is still eating another sandvich
Nerdboy finally throws the rock through the air at ABS's head
Mrs. Bollig tries again to kil lthe chat
A Boojum Snark: Little did Mrs Bollig know I cared not for her loss, and only desired useless boys.
supersandvich finishes sandvich, grabs another sandvich, and eats it
Nerdboy 's rock is flying through the air
Kosher Ham: sm_blockunlock sandvich supersandvich
supersandvich eats the rock
Nerdboy: No Mister Toaster!
Voidles lies in the fishing net, twitching from hyperventilation due to too much suspense and gasping at said suspense
supersandvich shaq attacks the chat
Nerdboy: Wait, Mr. Toaster!
A Boojum Snark: Sandwich Man! My good fellow.
Nerdboy: You gotta help us Mr. Toaster!
A Boojum Snark: I do most appreciate the kind gesture.
Nerdboy: Dr. Sir Mister god Void!
Nerdboy: You godd'a save him!
A Boojum Snark: Come see me on friday to set up a Sandwich order.
A Boojum Snark: I will need much sustainance for my sciences!
Voidles: (This better go in *that* thread)
supersandvich: *in an attempt to make the chat cringe... /me puts toothpick under toenail and kicks wall
Snacks stumbles back into the chat, and looks dazed and confused at the discussion
Nerdboy cringes
Voidles cringes
Mrs. Bollig cringes
Moose the Pyro cringes
Snacks cringes
A Boojum Snark scoffs
supersandvich smugs
Nerdboy: Quick!
Nerdboy throws a bag of marbles at ABS's feet
A Boojum Snark: There is nothing SCIENTIFIC about that!
Nerdboy pushes ABS into the marbles
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Voidles: (I think this is kind of dragging on like a dead animal now)
A Boojum Snark slips on the marbles and begins to tumble every which way.
Nerdboy: Quick Void! Jump!
Snacks pulls out a shooter for a rousing game of marbles
A Boojum Snark loses grip of the fishing net but manages to get to his feet
Nerdboy: Oh no! He's back up!
Nerdboy: Run!
A Boojum Snark: THIS ISNT THE END! I'll get you someday!!
A Boojum Snark rolls off into the sunset on marbleskates
Nerdboy: WILL VOID AND NERDBOY MANAGE TO JOIN MISTER TOASTER'S CIRCUS!?
Nerdboy: WILL MRS. BOLLIG GET VOID BACK!?
Voidles: TO BE CONTINUED... !
Nerdboy: WILL DOCTOR SIR MISTER GET HIS REVENGE!?
Nerdboy: TUNE IN NEXT WEEK!
Voidles: ON...
Moose the Pyro: ...
Mrs. Bollig: TF2M's Li'l Rascals!
A Boojum Snark: <signal is lost in a static fuzz>
A Boojum Snark: <playing with the rabbit ears is futile>
 
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Penguin

Clinically Diagnosed with Small Mapper's Syndrome
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May 21, 2009
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The chat is on fire tonight.

Code:
SlayerBlitz: I would really like to listen to the soldiers view of world history
SlayerBlitz: lol
Nerdboy: 0 AD - Some guy named Jesus is born, 22 AD - Sun Tzu kicks Jesus's ass
SlayerBlitz: lol
Penguin | TF2M.net: Soldier idolizes Sun Tzu
SlayerBlitz: And then the Egyptians lost it all to some nut job in a robe because they were sisises!
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Nerdboy: 1492 - Sun Tzu comes back to life to kick Christopher Columbus's ass all the way to America!
SlayerBlitz: World War 2 is declared and ended by Sun Tzu!
Voidles: "Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one." Can easily be the Soldier's summary on the Slave Trade.
SlayerBlitz: LOL
Penguin | TF2M.net: [url]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1244212/PrEditor.PNG[/url]
Penguin | TF2M.net: Oh LOL void
SlayerBlitz: and then a panzy named Abraham Lincoln Teamed up with Sun Tzu to beat the crap out of every Condor in America!
Penguin | TF2M.net: CRYING CONDORS!
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Nerdboy: Not just a panzy, but a young inventor
SlayerBlitz: Sun Tzu then punched the horse who killed his father and unintentionally created the worlds first Giraffe!
Nerdboy: Unfortunate that he died after he invented the stairs
SlayerBlitz: lol
SlayerBlitz: Then Sun Tzu created the Rocket Launcher!
SlayerBlitz: then a bunch of other stuff happened not involving Sun Tzu and here we are today!
Okrag: I still think the soldier should've gotten the Sun Tzooka
Penguin | TF2M.net: YES
Penguin | TF2M.net: YES
Penguin | TF2M.net: YES
Nerdboy: Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb after rocket jumping and stealing the key straight off that Ben Franklin's kite!
Penguin | TF2M.net: GOING TO TF_EGLISH
Littleedge [Soldier]: I say his Rocket Launcher be The Screamin' Eagle
Penguin | TF2M.net: AND RENAMING THE DIRECT HIT
Nerdboy: Then they got into a fight!
Littleedge [Soldier]: Pros: Something to do with air.
Penguin | TF2M.net: RIIIGHT NOW
Littleedge [Soldier]: Cons: Something to do with...I dunno
Nerdboy: Pros: shoots real eagles
Nerdboy: Cons: shoots REAL eagles
SlayerBlitz: I wish he had gotten a secondary called the Screaming Eagle! Where he actually throws a Screaming Eagle at you! If it hits, you catch fire and you are stuned (not in place, you can still run)
Penguin | TF2M.net: Cons: Shoots actual eagles; gets slapped with endangered wildlife slaughter, several years in prison
Voidles: "Sun Tzu once went to a performance of Our American Cousin at the Ford's Theatre where an assassin attempted to kill him but missed due to the sheer brilliance of the man's mind."
SlayerBlitz: lol
SlayerBlitz: abraham lincoln ftw
Nerdboy: Did you know that Andrew Jackson was capable of causing pistols to backfire with his MIND!?
Nerdboy: One guy tried to kill him with, not one but, TWO PISTOLS
Nerdboy: Both backfire
Nerdboy: The man was beaten to death by his cane
Penguin | TF2M.net: lol
Penguin | TF2M.net: this is true
Rikka: he did it unconciously.  bullets are just as scared of him as everyone else was
Nerdboy: HE WAS A KILLER PRESIDENT
Penguin | TF2M.net: Chat is ON FIRE tonight
Nerdboy: MEDIC!
Nerdboy: FIRE! FIRE!
Nerdboy: OO! AA! OH!
Penguin | TF2M.net (Voice): MEDIC!
CyKeD: SlayerBlitz: I wish he had gotten a secondary called the Screaming Eagle! Where he actually throws a Screaming Eagle at you! If it hits, you catch fire and you are stuned (not in place, you can still run) << A conbination of the Flare gun and the bat?
Penguin | TF2M.net: yes
Voidles: "Sun Tzu once rolled over a gun on a grassy knowl and killed a man."
Penguin | TF2M.net: *knoll
Voidles: sorry mom
Penguin | TF2M.net: it's okay
Penguin | TF2M.net licks finger and smudges Void's cheek
 
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zpqrei

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17:28 - Hunting the endangered zpqrei places a wad of £20 notes in zpq's poket
17:28 - Hunting the endangered zpqrei: buy me something nice
17:29 - Hunting the rare TMP.: i c wut u did thar
17:30 - Hunting the endangered zpqrei: please spaek in plain owlish
17:30 - Hunting the rare TMP.: COOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BWAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
17:30 - Hunting the endangered zpqrei whips
17:30 - Hunting the endangered zpqrei: DON'T INSULT MY SEXUAL DECENCY AND MY MOTHER'S CAKES!
17:30 - Hunting the rare TMP.: I can't help it
17:31 - Hunting the rare TMP.: I'm not fluent.

Hunting the endangered zpqrei = Owl
Hunting the rare TMP = Me
 
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Penguin

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Penguin | TF2M.net: chat is not on fire today
Okrag disconnected.
Murr3|Skrufs disconnected.
Xiphiass: FIRE FIRE PANTS ON LIAR
A Boojum Snark disconnected.
Xiphiass disconnected.
Rikka disconnected.
Icarus left chat
 

littleedge

L1111: Clipping Guru
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4:40 PM - Littleedge [Soldier]: I need a name for my awesomerific guide on preventing me from jumping on things.
4:41 PM - Dat Owlruler: [TIP] Your map and clipping?
4:41 PM - Dat Owlruler: [TIP] Clipping your map?
4:41 PM - Littleedge [Soldier]: [TIP] Common Clipping Problems or something?
4:41 PM - Dat Owlruler: [TIP] HOW TO STOP ME JUMPING ON YA F***ING BUILDINGS MATEY
 

zpqrei

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The Midget: so you displaced a func_detail
The endangered zpqrei: ...
The endangered zpqrei: Yes.
The Midget: which is the wron way of doing it wrongf
The Midget: YOU ARE MEANT TO FUNC_DETAIL A DISPLACEMENT
The endangered zpqrei: Is something going to come and shoot me?
The Midget: GET TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM

;_;
 

Owlruler

L12: Fabulous Member
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DaBeatzProject: happeh 2010 all
StickZer0 [ESG]: brb compiling
StickZer0 [ESG]: happrh 2010 to you too
Dat Owlruler: evil 2010 to you DBP
DaBeatzProject: I didn't expect better from YOU, owl :mad:
Dat Owlruler: >:D
Dat Owlruler: good
Dat Owlruler gives DBP chocolate
StickZer0 [ESG]: lol
Dat Owlruler: happy?
DaBeatzProject: :O
Dat Owlruler: go on, eat iy
Dat Owlruler: *it
Tera is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
StickZer0 [ESG]: no!
StickZer0 [ESG]: *jumps in slow motion and eats the chocolate out of beatz' hand*
Dat Owlruler: oh yeah, I should add that the chocolates are laced with 20 kilos of arsenic
Dat Owlruler: NOES!
StickZer0 [ESG]: I knew it!
Dat Owlruler: STICK!
StickZer0 [ESG]: arsenic poising!
tarmo-: knew it :p
StickZer0 [ESG]: invincible mans...
StickZer0 [ESG]: only weakness!!!
Littleedge [Soldier] entered chat.
Dat Owlruler cries over stick's corpse
Dat Owlruler: why did it have to be you!
Dat Owlruler: why did you act the hero
Tera is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
DaBeatzProject laughs maniacally
Dat Owlruler slaps the corpse
Dat Owlruler hands DBP some more chocolate
StickZer0 [ESG] says from beyond the grave: Because the beautiful people always die first...
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Lord Ned

L420: High Member
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How it REALLY went down:

Yeah I posted the right one from a different chat. :p

Matt: ...Swaty? http://forums.tf2maps.net/geek/gars/images/6/7/7/8/4.jpg
Rikka: i can't believe it
Matt: (Jagged displacement mountains)
H-land: Oh, is that what they are.
[Φ] life goes on brah!: matt: no :)
Jethronam: Personally I love those mountains
Matt: I was making a joke
Matt: @ Randdalf
[Φ] life goes on brah!: ah
[Φ] life goes on brah!: :D
[Φ] life goes on brah!: it was cleverly disguised
Matt: Yes
Matt: The joke was a spy
[Φ] life goes on brah!: it could be you
Matt: It could be me
[Φ] life goes on brah!: it could even be...
[Φ] life goes on brah! left chat.
Jethronam: What?
[Φ] life goes on brah! entered chat.
Jethronam: It was obvious!
Jethronam: He's the bad joke!
Jethronam: Look, he'll start chuckling any minute now.
Jethronam: Any minute now. See! Chuckling! Wait, that's a spasm.
Matt: So
Matt: We still got problem?
Jethronam: Who's ready to go find that spy?
-TST- Techyworm: Right behind you.
-TST- Techyworm: :D
Jethronam: stab!
Jethronam: stab!
Jethronam: stab!
Jethronam: Stabby stab STAB
-TST- Techyworm: *Generic screams of death and such*
-TST- Techyworm: *AWESOME TF2 MUSIC*
Jethronam: *french music*
Jethronam: Aaaah.. ma petite chou-fleur
Jethronam: *cough*
Matt: wait for it
[Φ] life goes on brah!: "Team Fortress 2, in stores now"

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Lord Ned

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Dark(I am Jacks Iron Fist): anyone want to anser like 10 inteveiw questions?
Matt | TF2Maps.net: On?
Matt | TF2Maps.net: Aboot?
Dark(I am Jacks Iron Fist): mapping
Dark(I am Jacks Iron Fist): how you started and things
Matt | TF2Maps.net: With a hammer
A Boojum Snark: Yes. No. Yes. My father. Yes. Abraham Lincoln. 2000. Half-Life. No. Maybe.
Xiphiass: hammer and nails
A Boojum Snark: There you go, 10 answers.
Aly: http://www.instantrimshot.com/
Dark(I am Jacks Iron Fist): thank you sir
Matt | TF2Maps.net: Thank you Booj
Matt | TF2Maps.net: That gave me a good laugh
A Boojum Snark: :D
Aly: It did for me as well
Dark(I am Jacks Iron Fist): i can actually copy that
Aly: :D

Oh man.
 

Penguin

Clinically Diagnosed with Small Mapper's Syndrome
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TMP: {emhiom
TMP: *Penguin
 

The Gentlemanne

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youme teaching me how not awesome Tyrants Helm is..

Gentlemanne Of Awesomeness: but Tyrants helm...
YM: peng agreed!
YM: I have one, its not that awesome
Nineaxis [tf2lobby]: 1/30 chance of getting a tyrants helm
Nineaxis [tf2lobby]: not worth it
YM: it hasn't brought me sexual fulfilment at all
Nineaxis [tf2lobby]: ...
Matt: Is that what TF2 is about to you Youme?
YM: yes
 

zpqrei

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The endangered zpqrei: http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/1648/ss20100111093636.png
The Midget: get in there ;-)
The Midget: :p
The endangered zpqrei: i no rite
The endangered zpqrei: Nah, I was consulting her boyfriend troubles.
The endangered zpqrei: It's like my role in my female friend's lives.
The endangered zpqrei: I'm like the gay best friend.
The Midget: same

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