Voidles: "Sun Tzu once rolled over a gun on a grassy knowl and killed a man."
Penguin | TF2M.net: *knoll
Voidles: sorry mom
Penguin | TF2M.net: it's okay
Penguin | TF2M.net licks finger and smudges Void's cheek
Voidles: ew come on mom
Voidles: not in front of the guys!
Penguin | TF2M.net: Stay away from that mean old Boojum
Matt: ...Oh dear
Penguin | TF2M.net: Okay, sweetie?
Voidles: okaaay mom
Penguin | TF2M.net: Have as nice day at school.
Voidles: have fun at work mom
Voidles: please those men
Penguin | TF2M.net: Work?
Nerdboy: Sun Tzu destroyed the periodic table because the only element he recognizes IS THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE!
Penguin | TF2M.net: I'm a woman
Penguin | TF2M.net: I don't leave the kitchen
Penguin | TF2M.net: :D
Bock: lmfao
Voidles: sorry mom, forgot
Penguin | TF2M.net: It's okay
Matt: lol Nerdboy
Penguin | TF2M.net: Did you remem'ber you lunch box?
Voidles: I got it right... wait... where did it go?
Moose the Pyro: Wow
Moose the Pyro: I have gotton absolutely no items.
Voidles: That mean ol' SWATY boy took it!
Nerdboy: Mrs. Void, why is Void so good at mapping?
Penguin | TF2M.net has changed their name to Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang.
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: It's a just genetic, I suppose
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: he takes after his father
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Voidles: aw shucks
Nerdboy: Can Void come out and play with us in the park?
Voidles: that swaty boy is eatin mah lunch all meanlike
Nerdboy: We were gonna play baseball!
Matt: lmao
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: VOid, did you do all of your hoework?
Moose the Pyro: hoework.
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: On the farm
Moose the Pyro: He works on a farm.
Moose the Pyro: dammit.
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: (zoo?)
Voidles: yessum
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: o out and play with the boys
Voidles: thanks mom
MangyCarface entered chat.
Voidles: can I bring some ovaltine?
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: You're welcome
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: yes please,
Nerdboy: Come on Void! I just got a new bike for Christmas!
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: you're such a good boy
Moose the Pyro: LOL
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: Be back before suppertime!
Voidles: alrighty, mom!
Voidles: nerdboy! check it out! OVALTINE!
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang waves, while standing in the doorway of the front door
Nerdboy: COOL
Nerdboy: Let's swing by old Mr. Acegikmo's place
Nerdboy: I heard it's haunted
Voidles: Lets go pick up that hoffman boy
Voidles: He's an odd fellow
MangyCarface: what about ace?
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Nerdboy: Hey look! It's Mangy
Voidles: Aw shucks!
Voidles: You said it was haunted by I didn't believe you!
Matt: When asked what they would transform into (The transformers cast), Megan replied Johnny Depp's Wife, and then the guy who played the military dude said Johnny Depp
Nerdboy: Hey Matt
Voidles: Whats that odd Hoffman boy goin' on about?
Nerdboy: I dunno
Voidles: "Transformerers?"
Voidles: They sound like guns
Voidles: We should tell mother
Nerdboy: Matt! We were gonna go swing by old Mr. Acegikmo's place!
Nerdboy: We heard it was haunted!
Nerdboy: He's a little on and off
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: Are you boys behaving yourselves?
Voidles: Yessum
FleshGolem entered chat.
Nerdboy: Yes Mrs. Void
FleshGolem: o/
Voidles: But Hoffman! Gotta do something first!
Voidles: Do the truffle shuffle!
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: Now now, son, do you think that's polite?
Nineaxis: http://fabrydesign.com/pugui/ so much formatting, nothing working :(
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: What do we say?
Moose the Pyro: EVERYBODY HAS THE SAME AVATAR
Moose the Pyro: OH GOD
Nerdboy: I'M BORED
Moose the Pyro: still cool though
Voidles: Mother, me and Nerdboy are running away!
Voidles: To join Mr. Toaster's Circus!
Voidles: We here it's mighty fine there
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: No!
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: SON
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: You
Voidles: Lots of cutsie gals
Nerdboy: Yeah!
Nerdboy: And sandwiches!
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: You were my favourite of you boys
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: How wil lyour seven brothers feel?
Nerdboy: I dunno maybe they'll run away too
Voidles: Dun worreh, Mother! We'll be back!
Voidles: E'ery Tuesday!
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: Tuesday, hm?
Voidles: Yessum!
Nerdboy: Well considering that the best thing in Void's life is ovaltine
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: That's the day that fine french gentleman comes around selling cigars, isn't it?
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Voidles: Well I dunno, mother!
Nineaxis: But of course.
Voidles: Oh dear, Mr Fabry! When did you get here?
Nineaxis: I was never really not here.
Nerdboy: Holy shoot!
Nerdboy: It's mindboggling!
Voidles: Shucks, ma, you didnt tell us we had us a guest!
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: Oh, I... Um... I...
Nineaxis: But of course.
Nerdboy: Come on Void, it's now or never!
Nineaxis: We were upstairs.
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: Go outside and play, Aeon
Horatio entered chat.
Voidles: Yessum!
Nerdboy: Do you want to join Mr. Toaster's circus or what?
SlayerBlitz left chat.
Nineaxis: Your mother is the leader of my fanclub.
Voidles: Come on, Nerdboy! Let's go to Old Man Toasters!
FleshGolem: ...do I even want to ask what you lot are on about?
Nerdboy bikes to Mr. Toaster's
Voidles skips
Voidles: Shoot, nerdboy! Did you grab the Ovaltine?
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MangyCarface: next nodraw article
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: Mr Fabry, can I see your selection of cigars again?
Nerdboy slaps Void
MangyCarface: nominations
Voidles: Did we leave it back there with Mr Fabry and Ma?
Nerdboy: WHERE WE'RE GOING WE DON'T NEED OVALTINE!
Nineaxis: mangy, uh... how to get your map tested
Nineaxis: i.e. how to not be an ass
Voidles: I guess you're right, you always are... shucks
MangyCarface: that's too complicated! and i don't even have it all down
Nerdboy knocks on Toaster's door
Voidles: (It's NOT Complicated!)
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: Aeon! Bring back money! With your father away, I need help supposrting all seven of your brothers!
Voidles: Ma, I thought Mr Fabry would help wit' that!
Nineaxis: I think not.
Moose the Pyro: MMF HUDDR'F HM HHY!
Nerdboy: Void, are you on your phone again!
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: Mr Fabry? He's a travelling salesman!
Voidles: Phone? I reckon there arent phones in the middle of the street, brother
Nerdboy: Then who are you talking to?
Voidles: I'm yellin
Voidles: to ma
Nerdboy: Mr. Toaster's not answerin' his door
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang weeps as she realizes her youngest child is /running/ off to the circus...
Nerdboy: Maybe we should look around his backyard and see if we can find a way in
Icarus entered chat.
supersandvich pops out of closet
FleshGolem left chat.
Voidles: Yikes, mistah!
Voidles: Scared us half to death
Nerdboy: Oh jeez!
Icarus: evenin gov'nah
Voidles: We was going around the back to find a way in
Nerdboy: Mr. Toaster you sure are a scary guy
Nerdboy: Hey do you still run that circus?
Voidles: Yeah... golly...
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supersandvich: Well you shuddant because my dogs, they be bite'n dogs
supersandvich: I dun think you like bite'n dogs
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: Oh Mr. Fabry! What ever will I do?
supersandvich: They sleep in backyard
Nerdboy: I don't mind'em
Nerdboy: I used to have a dog too
Nineaxis disappears
Nerdboy: He was half wolf too and used to try to bite ya
Nineaxis: time to add functionality to this beast
Voidles: My mother likes dogs
Nineaxis: I said that 3 hours ago
Nerdboy: Had to keep him chained up in the back
Voidles: She likes big dogs
Nineaxis: but I didn't do it
Voidles: And bears too
Voidles: Big shaved bears
Moose the Pyro: That hate people
Nerdboy: Gee void your mom likes a lot of things
Nerdboy: I bet you could have any pet you want
Nerdboy: I had a snake once
Nerdboy: I had him a good month too
Voidles: This one time, I came home, and my Ma had bought this big shaved bear... and she was ridin' it 'round the house... or maybe it was the other way 'round...
Nerdboy: He used to have a cage in my room and I'd bring him up rats from the basement
Voidles: But she likes bears
Nerdboy: Then my mom said she threw him out one day after he got out and bit chad
Voidles: Chad?
Nerdboy: I still don't know who Chad is
Voidles: I thought he was dead
Nerdboy: No, you're thinking of my dad
A Boojum Snark: He's not dead.
Nerdboy: And he's not dead, just in jail
A Boojum Snark: He's hanging.
A Boojum Snark: Refuses to die.
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: LOL BOOJ
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang: HANGIONG CHAD
Voidles: Aren't Chads them little hangnai- oh dear, Mr Boojum
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang backs into character
Nerdboy: My dad once went around town with his shotgun, said he was gonna blow the head off every escaped slave in town
Voidles: My ma dun like hangnails
Mrs. Bollig, Wife of dang has changed their name to Mrs. Bollig.
Nerdboy: He got into the Jeffersons' house
Voidles: Jefferson?
Voidles: Sheesh
Nerdboy: The police came round waaaay too late though
Voidles: Miracle he still 'live ah tell ye what
A Boojum Snark: My name is not Boojum.
Nerdboy: Already kil't the dad and kids and raped his wife
A Boojum Snark: You will address me as Sir Mister.
Voidles: Yessum
Nerdboy: Golly gee Sir Mister
[G4B2S] Pure Quaternion: lol
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Voidles: Sir Mister, we ran away
SlayerBlitz entered chat.
Voidles: To join the circus
Nerdboy: We were gonna join Mr. Toaster's circus
Nerdboy: But he scared us off
SlayerBlitz: how many spawn points does a map need? 16 per team?
Matt: Well get the hell off my lawn you damn kids
Nerdboy: Matt!
Nerdboy: You're alive!
Mrs. Bollig: Oh me, oh my! My youngest boy of seven is /running/ away! What ever shall I do?
A Boojum Snark: So why has this become Teem Fo'trass Too Farmin' chat?
Voidles: Golly, it's that Hoffman Fellow!
Nerdboy: ( 16 per team )
SlayerBlitz: k
Voidles: We saw you on your lawn, but... we thought you was dead!
Nerdboy: Yeah like dead while standin' up
SlayerBlitz: hows map going nerdboy I heard you talking about wood railing earlier
Voidles: Like a puppet
Moose the Pyro: Hrmf.
Nerdboy: Like old Doctor Phillips once came 'round Mr. Tungsten's place
Voidles: Y'know I hear them bovines sleep while standing
FreeLance(^_-)FoX disconnected.
Voidles: Maybe Mr. Hoffman's a bovine?
Voidles: He was sleepin'...
Nerdboy: Man had been standin' in his yard for a few hours like a bovine
Nerdboy: People called the doctor and he come 'round and say that Mr. Tungsten was dead
Voidles: Golly, Mr. Hoffman
Voidles: Awful long time to be standin
Nerdboy: There he goes again
Mrs. Bollig: Oh, Sir Mister! Please! MY youngest boy of seven is running away to the circus! What ever shall I do? With his father away....
Mrs. Bollig weeps
SlayerBlitz: man my red base looks so amazing
Nerdboy: Oh shoot, Void!
Nerdboy: It's your mom!
Voidles: No, Sir Mister, I ain't never run away!
Voidles: I saids I'd be back!
SlayerBlitz left chat.
Nerdboy: Yeah we were! We was gonna join the circus!
Mrs. Bollig: You always say that! But you never stop runnin'!
Nerdboy: Come on Void, let's get outta here
Voidles gets out of here
Nerdboy gets out of here too
Nerdboy: That was a close one Void
A Boojum Snark: You may hire me!
Voidles: Mighty close
Nerdboy: If she got a'hold of you she'da locked you in your room
Mrs. Bollig: If only that fine french gentleman, Mr. Fabry hwas here. He always knows what to do!
A Boojum Snark: I am a Circus Hunting Exterminator Extraordinare!
Nineaxis stumbles in
Nerdboy: My mom once locked my brother in his room after he run away
Voidles: Golly! Not my room!
Nerdboy: She lock him in his room and only go to see him for an hour every day
Nerdboy: Then one day he snuck out and she was all sad and crying like
Voidles: I hear it wasn't a pleasurable hour for either of them
Nerdboy: So I snuck into his room to see what I could find and found a whole box of rubbers!
Moose the Pyro: ._.
Voidles: I hear one of them left bleedin' one way or 'nother
Nerdboy: It was open though and half used
Voidles: Gee!
Voidles: We should skidaddle over there!
Nerdboy: I think they might'a started a balloon factory or somethin!
Nerdboy: No way, Void!
Nerdboy: Your mom must'a told my mom that we run away!
Nerdboy: She'd lock me in my room and make me make balloons too!
FreeLance(^_-)FoX entered chat.
Mrs. Bollig weeps some more...
Voidles: But they got them rubbers! I hear they protect you! From diseases! Maybe they protect us from Sir Mister!
FreeLance(^_-)FoX: I love when Windows is Spontaneous... yknow, like restarting
Nerdboy: You're a genius Void!
A Boojum Snark swoops down from the treebranches and catches Voidles in a fishin' net as they walk down the forest path.
A Boojum Snark: Ah HA!
A Boojum Snark: I have ye now!
Nerdboy: OH NO!
Nerdboy: IT'S SIR MISTER!
Voidles: Sir Mister! NOOOO!
Mrs. Bollig: Oh, Sir Mister! My hero!
Voidles: Nerdbo' do somethin!
Nerdboy: Hey you put him down!
Nerdboy starts punching ABS's leg
Voidles: She gon kill me!
FreeLance(^_-)FoX hides in a bush and is confused
Mrs. Bollig: Aeon, young man! This is the ALST TIME I ever let you go running off with your friends!
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A Boojum Snark uses Voidles-in-fishing-net as a weapon and swings at Nerdboy
Mrs. Bollig: Because we're moving to Boston!
Nerdboy: OW!
Nerdboy: VOID NOO!
Nerdboy: I'll save you!
Voidles: I's sorry, Nerdbo'!
A Boojum Snark: I'ma gonna take you away now Voidles!
Nerdboy picks up a rock and chucks it at ABS
Voidles: No, Sir Mister! NOOOOO!
MangyCarface: when does the RP sex begin
MangyCarface: because i am all over that
A Boojum Snark: To my secret laboratory, that the governement doth not approve of.
A Boojum Snark: For I am, in fact... not Sir Mister.
Nerdboy: OH NOOO!
A Boojum Snark: I am... DOCTOR Sir Mister.
Voidles gasps
supersandvich eats sandvich
Mrs. Bollig kills the chat
Nerdboy is still throwing that rock
supersandvich eats another sandvich
supersandvich eats another sandvich
A Boojum Snark: I shalt do all sorts of things to you in the name of SCIENCE!
Voidles gasps again
Voidles hyperventilates
supersandvich is still eating another sandvich
Nerdboy finally throws the rock through the air at ABS's head
Mrs. Bollig tries again to kil lthe chat
A Boojum Snark: Little did Mrs Bollig know I cared not for her loss, and only desired useless boys.
supersandvich finishes sandvich, grabs another sandvich, and eats it
Nerdboy 's rock is flying through the air
Kosher Ham: sm_blockunlock sandvich supersandvich
supersandvich eats the rock
Nerdboy: No Mister Toaster!
Voidles lies in the fishing net, twitching from hyperventilation due to too much suspense and gasping at said suspense
supersandvich shaq attacks the chat
Nerdboy: Wait, Mr. Toaster!
A Boojum Snark: Sandwich Man! My good fellow.
Nerdboy: You gotta help us Mr. Toaster!
A Boojum Snark: I do most appreciate the kind gesture.
Nerdboy: Dr. Sir Mister god Void!
Nerdboy: You godd'a save him!
A Boojum Snark: Come see me on friday to set up a Sandwich order.
A Boojum Snark: I will need much sustainance for my sciences!
Voidles: (This better go in *that* thread)
supersandvich: *in an attempt to make the chat cringe... /me puts toothpick under toenail and kicks wall
Snacks stumbles back into the chat, and looks dazed and confused at the discussion
Nerdboy cringes
Voidles cringes
Mrs. Bollig cringes
Moose the Pyro cringes
Snacks cringes
A Boojum Snark scoffs
supersandvich smugs
Nerdboy: Quick!
Nerdboy throws a bag of marbles at ABS's feet
A Boojum Snark: There is nothing SCIENTIFIC about that!
Nerdboy pushes ABS into the marbles
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Voidles: (I think this is kind of dragging on like a dead animal now)
A Boojum Snark slips on the marbles and begins to tumble every which way.
Nerdboy: Quick Void! Jump!
Snacks pulls out a shooter for a rousing game of marbles
A Boojum Snark loses grip of the fishing net but manages to get to his feet
Nerdboy: Oh no! He's back up!
Nerdboy: Run!
A Boojum Snark: THIS ISNT THE END! I'll get you someday!!
A Boojum Snark rolls off into the sunset on marbleskates
Nerdboy: WILL VOID AND NERDBOY MANAGE TO JOIN MISTER TOASTER'S CIRCUS!?
Nerdboy: WILL MRS. BOLLIG GET VOID BACK!?
Voidles: TO BE CONTINUED... !
Nerdboy: WILL DOCTOR SIR MISTER GET HIS REVENGE!?
Nerdboy: TUNE IN NEXT WEEK!
Voidles: ON...
Moose the Pyro: ...
Mrs. Bollig: TF2M's Li'l Rascals!
A Boojum Snark: <signal is lost in a static fuzz>
A Boojum Snark: <playing with the rabbit ears is futile>