Why do you love steam convos?

[Seba]

01:29 - Littleedge: I got the joke
01:29 - Littleedge: The computers are obsolete, internet's the way to go. That one?
01:29 - Littleedge: Not funny.
01:30 - Rexy: no
01:30 - Rexy: that's not the joke
01:30 - Rexy: the joke is your face
01:30 - Littleedge: The "you need no computers for a computer tech class" joke?
01:30 - Littleedge: Oh
01:30 - Littleedge: Yeah my face is a joke.
01:30 - Seba: And you farting in it, rexy?
01:30 - Littleedge: a joke on you.
01:30 - Littleedge: because it's hot and yours isn't.
01:31 - Rexy: hot from my farts

 

[LeSwordfish]

Buster Charlie: I mean it's not like he's the last humanoid
Buster Charlie: he's always giving the bone to his 'companions'
Midget: I can't wait for you to take control of Doctor who and turn him into a blob monster with 27 penises
Buster Charlie: I know!
CapellanCitizen ojust opened the chat
CapellanCitizen closes the chat
CapellanCitizen left chat.

 

[The Political Gamer]

9:04 PM - Matt | Accepting Hat Ideas exhales
9:04 PM - WastedMeerkat inhales
9:04 PM - WastedMeerkat exhales
9:05 PM - Seba breathes
9:05 PM - WastedMeerkat respirates
9:05 PM - Matt | Accepting Hat Ideas expires
9:05 PM - Rexy farts
9:05 PM - supersandvich oinks
9:05 PM - WastedMeerkat puts shirt over nose
9:05 PM - Detective Moosε shoots flares
9:06 PM - Seba photosynthesizes

 

[Seba]

22:57 - supersandvich: relationships are too happy, i'm more into murder

 

[Harribo]

01:33 - Rikka: goddamnit
01:33 - Rikka: my sister learned to queef on command

 

[WastedMeerkat]

01:33 - Rikka: goddamnit
01:33 - Rikka: my sister learned to queef on command

...I'm speechless...

 

[The Political Gamer]

01:33 - Rikka: goddamnit
01:33 - Rikka: my sister learned to queef on command

Vaginal flatulence (flatus vaginalis in Latin) is an emission or expulsion of air from the vagina that may occur during or after sexual intercourse or (less often) during other sexual acts, stretching or exercise. The sound is somewhat comparable to flatulence from the anus but does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated.

 

[WastedMeerkat]

We need a "Gee, thanks" button.

 

[LeSwordfish]

The Following User Says Thank You to The Political Gamer For This Useful Post:

Am i the only one who thinks this text sometimes sounds a tad sarcastic?

 

[Konata]

12:50 PM - weapon_penguin: krabby is in game: LEGO BATMAN: Th videogame
12:50 PM - func_door: rad
12:50 PM - weapon_penguin: I just notice dthis
12:50 PM - weapon_penguin: as iwas exiting the chat window
12:50 PM - func_door: maybe he's making a map for tf2
12:51 PM - weapon_penguin: out of lego batmans
12:51 PM - func_door: yes

 

[Konata]

1:52 PM - Jonah: i hate it when finnish people say "fuuuuuu" in real life, because they can't even say it right, they say "fooooooooo"
1:53 PM - LeSwordfish: its more like Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
1:53 PM - Detective Moosε: no
1:53 PM - Detective Moosε: I'm pretty sure it's more like "fuuuuuu"
1:53 PM - LeSwordfish: well, fuuuu
1:54 PM - LeSwordfish: would be said either f-u, so Foooooooo
1:54 PM - LeSwordfish: or f-uh
1:54 PM - LeSwordfish: as in, the start of fuck
1:54 PM - Jonah: faaaaaaaaa
1:54 PM - Detective Moosε: feeeeee
1:54 PM - Detective Moosε: fwoooooosh
1:54 PM - LeSwordfish: do, ray, me, fuuuuuuuuuu

 

[Moose]

Untouch: ur mom filled my...... i mean i filled ur moms log
Untouch: fuck sakes
Untouch: fuck
Untouch: i hate steam i quit
Untouch left chat.
Detective Moosε: what

This next quote was from a while back, but it was funny to me when taken out of context:

Godslayer57 |¦FG¦|: Look dad heres a village we learned about in Humanities Fucking
Godslayer57 |¦FG¦|: the dad smacks the kid
Howling Techie: 104 are fucking Austrian
Untouch: h

(in response to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking_Austria)

 

[Konata]

7:51 PM - Professor Nerdboy: Daniel Tosh is so unfunny I actually think of his jokes while watching other shows and can't laugh

 

[Untouch]

This next quote was from a while back, but it was funny to me when taken out of context:



(in response to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking_Austria)

You know when you disconnect and it switches windows, but you're really on a different window?
Steam, all the god damn time.

 

[Godslayer57]

21:50 - Godslayer57 |¦FG¦|: I need.....Twelve jammy dodgers and a fez
21:51 - Okrag: Godslayer wears a stetson now

 

[Ida]

Danny entered chat.
01:07 - Danny: DFTY
01:07 - Danny: ^^
01:09 - Danny: lol
01:11 - Danny: Iok
01:11 - Danny: 0-1
01:12 - Danny: yo990%
01:12 - Danny: PEE
01:13 - Danny: GFRD999990$
01:14 - Danny: Danny57%YOHGF
Danny was kicked by Snacks.

(I took the liberty of removing lines from other people speaking over this important guest)

 

[grazr]

Must have just been excited about beeing in a steam chat group that actually has people in it.

 

[HellJumper]

tpg sucks at minecraft: night tf2m
Konata: night
tpg sucks at minecraft left chat.
Etch: afternoon
Etch: darn it

 

[Godslayer57]

20:46 - Muffin: The hell are you on about
20:46 - Godslayer57 llGHll: Void is being attacked by evil files of D00M
20:46 - constructivoid: I bet its all Seba's fault
20:47 - Godslayer57 llGHll: Probaly

 

[The Political Gamer]

8:30 PM - Rexy: I was pregnant in high school
8:30 PM - Rexy: ate my own aborted fetus
8:30 PM - Rexy: problem solved
8:30 PM - Matt | Accepting Hat Ideas: Good job
8:31 PM - Nineaxis: (is rexy drunk and/or high [again])?
8:31 PM - Okrag: Is he ever not?
8:31 PM - Nineaxis: occasionally he whips around and makes some intelligent artwork
8:31 PM - Nineaxis: the rest of the time he acts like this and makes pl_zig and koth_vomit
8:31 PM - Nineaxis shrugs
8:32 PM - Rexy: can't be francis bacon all the time