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Seba

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21:53 - Nineaxis: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/458143/lancaster.jpg
21:53 - Nineaxis: that was a nice waste of an hour and a half
21:54 - Nineaxis: and fuck wood grain
21:54 - func_door_rotating: that sounds like I'd get splinters in my dick
 

Seba

DR. BIG FUCKER, PHD
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Slunchy entered chat.
14:43 - Seba Claus: In other news, my dad's workplace is offering some scholarship things that include a $3k per year allowance if accepted
14:43 - Slunchy: :D
14:43 - Seba Claus: Sadly, the $3k can only go towards academic things
14:43 - Slunchy: D:
14:43 - Seba Claus: Happily, guitar is included
14:43 - Slunchy: :D
14:44 - Seba Claus: Sadly, I'd have to buy an acoustic
14:44 - Slunchy: D:
14:44 - Seba Claus: Happily, I needed one anyway
14:44 - Slunchy: :D
14:44 - Seba Claus: I'm done
14:44 - Slunchy: ._.
 

Seba

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01:27 - Yarr! Phill: wth is anno 1404
01:27 - Seba: Some stratergo game?
01:28 - Seba: stretegy*, fack
01:28 - Seba: stragegy* :<
01:28 - Seba: FUCK MY LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
01:28 - Seba: S
01:28 - Seba: T
01:28 - Seba: R
01:28 - Seba: A
01:28 - Seba: T
01:28 - Seba: E
01:28 - Seba: G
01:28 - Seba: Y
01:28 - Seba: STRATEGY
01:28 - Seba: YUS
 

lana

Currently On: ?????
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Sep 28, 2009
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4:14 PM - Detective Reinmoosε: but I am the best pyro
4:14 PM - Detective Reinmoosε: it is me
4:14 PM - Nerdboy: TMP is the very best
4:14 PM - Detective Reinmoosε: no
4:15 PM - Nerdboy: That no one ever was
4:15 PM - Nerdboy: DUN DUN DUN
4:15 PM - Detective Reinmoosε: yeah
4:15 PM - Detective Reinmoosε: I saw that coming
4:15 PM - Nerdboy: To catch them is his real test
4:15 PM - Nerdboy: Cause pyro's not that hard
4:15 PM - Nerdboy: DUNNANUN
4:15 PM - Nerdboy: He will travel across dustbowl
4:15 PM - Nerdboy: Searching far and wide
4:15 PM - Nerdboy: DUN DUN DUNNA
4:15 PM - Nerdboy: Teach TF2 to understand
4:15 PM - Nerdboy: The pyro that's inside
4:16 PM - Nerdboy: PYROMON
 

StickZer0

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12:31 - Rexy: I haven't thrown up anything for 7 years
12:31 - Rexy: iron stomach
12:31 - E² StickZer0 tickles Rexy's stomach
12:32 - Midget: try drinking raw egg
12:32 - E² StickZer0 pours ipecac down Rexy's throat
12:32 - Rexy: no thankis
12:32 - E² StickZer0 shows Rexy a picture of TPG in the nude
12:32 - Rexy vomits
 

Seba

DR. BIG FUCKER, PHD
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17:23 - cyked_bot: OPEN YOUR EYESSSS
17:23 - cyked_bot: AND SEE
17:23 - cyked_bot: YOUR EYES ARE OPEN
17:23 - cyked_bot: WEAR NO DISGUISE
17:23 - cyked_bot: FOR ME
17:24 - cyked_bot: COME INTO THE OPEN
17:24 - cyked_bot: WHEN ITS COLD
17:24 - cyked_bot: OUTSIDE
17:24 - cyked_bot: AM I HERE
17:24 - cyked_bot: IN VAIIIIIIIIIN
17:24 - cyked_bot: HOLD ON
17:25 - cyked_bot: TO THE NIGHT
17:25 - cyked_bot: THERE WILL BE NO SHAME
17:25 - voidolph: ALWAAAAAAAAAYS
17:25 - voidolph: I WANT TO BE WIIIIITH YOU
17:25 - Seba: I want drp in here right now
17:25 - voidolph: AND MAKE BELIEEEEVE WITH YOU
17:25 - voidolph: AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY
17:25 - voidolph: OH LOOOOOOOVE
17:25 - cyked_bot: OH LOVEEEE
17:25 - cyked_bot: ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSS
The chat room has been locked by Ravidge.
17:25 - Ravidge: stfu
 

Ida

deer
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Jan 6, 2008
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13:49 - Dat TCruler: hey guys, I'mma open 6 crates, 3 normal, 3 festive
13:49 - Dat TCruler: LET'S SEE WHAT I GET
13:50 - Muffin: wat owl
13:50 - Muffin: Doesn't that cost like 15£ together
13:50 - Muffin: (guessing a little)
13:50 - Hanz: 2.5 * 6
13:50 - Hanz: = NOT 15
 

StickZer0

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This is after an evening of mediaeval hydro, where Rexy had been sniper, and I had been a spy using thirdperson mode (tf_medievil_thirdperson 1).

Rexy was dueling Dark, and every time Dark got a shot at Rexy, or before Rexy fired an arrow, I would finish Rexy off. After a while, he was constantly muttering down the microphone about how he was going to "find and kill that goddamn spy".

By the end, I had 150 points, he had 50, and he just ragequit. Here are some quotes from the following chat:


23:10 - Rexy: I hate you stick
23:10 - Matt: :(
23:10 - Matt: Rude Rexy
23:10 - Rexy: I hate you matt
23:10 - [GM] Geit: What to do? D:
23:10 - Dark (I am Jack's Iron Fist): i miss you rexy :(
23:10 - Rexy: I'll fart in your mouth
23:10 - Languid: i love you rexy :3
23:10 - Matt: Understandable, but stil rude
23:10 - Rexy: love you languid
23:10 - Nerdboy: ^
23:10 - Languid: thanks nerd!
23:10 - Languid: and rexy
23:10 - Nerdboy: @Languid
23:10 - Rexy: I will fart in your mouth dark
23:10 - Rexy: and maybe squeez out a little
Hanz entered chat.
23:11 - Seba: Can you fart in my mouth
23:11 - supersandvich: squirtles
23:11 - Hanz: happy newyears
23:11 - Hanz: c:

23:11 - Languid: eww nasty rexy
23:11 - Nerdboy: Not yt
23:11 - E² StickZer0: I love you Rexy!
23:11 - Rexy: it doesn't matter
23:11 - E² StickZer0: :
23:11 - E² StickZer0: D
23:11 - Languid: happy ny hanz
23:11 - Rexy: I'm pissed
23:11 - Languid: shake my hand
23:11 - Languid: o-
23:11 - Seba: Lang, so you don't wear a brown bandana in your left back pocket?

23:11 - E² StickZer0: Rexy, did you ragequit or just "accidentally" alt+f4?
23:11 - Languid: no
23:11 - Seba: k
23:11 - Languid: I am so vanilla it hurts

23:11 - Rexy: I ragequitted
23:11 - E² StickZer0: d'aww
23:11 - Rexy: no doubt about it
23:11 - E² StickZer0: you should dueled me
23:12 - Rexy: die and be farted in the mouth by executed convicts in hell
23:12 - Nerdboy: Rexy let's pardy
23:12 - E² StickZer0: <3
23:12 - [GM] Geit: Nerd, I <3 you. Can you post in the feedback thread more often? :D
23:12 - Nerdboy: Sure

23:12 - Dark (I am Jack's Iron Fist): :(
23:12 - Rexy: you too dark
Hanz left chat.
23:12 - E² StickZer0: Rexy, I still have the GRU you gave me as a gift
23:13 - E² StickZer0: i'll assume that's a token of your love for my backstabbing ways
23:13 - Rexy: I hope possessed dobermans leave their poop inside your mouth while ted danza strips your flesh off with a cheese grater
23:13 - Languid: so is this you seba: http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100000244724556
23:13 - Nerdboy: Why Ted Danza?
23:13 - Rexy: why not ted danza
23:14 - Languid: lewis black in my fantasies
23:14 - Nerdboy: Okay
23:14 - Languid: with a potato peeler
23:14 - A Boojum Snark: oh I'm not the only one who hates stick for playing spy now?
23:14 - WastedMeerkat: TRAINGRID
23:14 - WastedMeerkat: aww

23:14 - Nova.zip: Rexy why are you mad?
23:14 - WastedMeerkat: it's regular grid
23:14 - WastedMeerkat: :<

23:14 - Nerdboy: Wait
23:14 - E² StickZer0: lol
23:14 - E² StickZer0: I think he might be Nova :3
23:14 - Nerdboy: You mean we hate stick for a reason?
23:14 - E² StickZer0: AWW WHAT THE HELL
23:14 - Nerdboy: Fuck you too
23:14 - E² StickZer0: NONE OF MY JPGS TOOK PHOTOS OF THE LEADERBOARD
23:14 - A Boojum Snark: I hate anyone who primarily plays spy
23:14 - Nova.zip hugges Rexy
23:15 - E² StickZer0: You can't see my 150 to Rexy's 50!
23:15 - Dark (I am Jack's Iron Fist): i had 120
23:15 - Nerdboy: Ted Danza strikes again
Detective Moosε disconnected.
Detective Moosε entered chat.

23:15 - Languid: i remember that ctf_mexico test where I had 200+ points
23:15 - Languid: good times
23:16 - E² StickZer0: haha

23:16 - Rexy: I hate you stick
23:16 - E² StickZer0: was that from the capture bug?
23:16 - Languid: yup
23:16 - Nerdboy: I apparently owned Mexico for three days
23:16 - E² StickZer0: lol
23:16 - E² StickZer0: what

23:16 - Rexy: boojum, it wasn't that he was killing me all the time as spy
23:17 - Rexy: but he kept interfering with my duels
23:17 - Nerdboy: Hey what do you know
23:17 - [GM] Geit: I need a third monitor
23:17 - Nerdboy: I still own it

23:17 - A Boojum Snark: but was he a spy
23:17 - E² StickZer0: I tried to time my kills so you died JUST before you fired an arrow
23:17 - [GM] Geit: One for code, one for Iplayer, One for chat >.>
23:17 - Ritz: all the cool kids play spy
23:17 - Nerdboy: http://feedback.tf2maps.net/map/ctf_mexico_b3/
23:17 - E² StickZer0 high fives Ritz
23:17 - Rexy: I only play duels for fun, it's totally non-serious
23:17 - Ritz: let me rephrase
23:17 - E² StickZer0: wait Nerd what
23:17 - Languid: lol nerd
23:17 - Rexy: but dark would get an arrow in me and then stick comes and rapes me in the ass
23:17 - Ritz: all the cool kids play spy and don't wear a fez
23:18 - E² StickZer0: :mad:
23:18 - E² StickZer0: haha
23:18 - Nerdboy: Okay
23:18 - Nerdboy: Unclaiming
23:18 - E² StickZer0: ta
23:18 - E² StickZer0: dude
23:18 - E² StickZer0: don't call it that
23:18 - E² StickZer0: :(
23:18 - Nerdboy: He he he
23:18 - Ritz: he he he
23:18 - Languid: ho ho ho

23:19 - Languid: merry christmas
23:19 - Nerdboy: Shame I can't steal Canada and call it "An Even Worse Map"

23:19 - Rexy: stick I'm going to use my stamp money to mail you each of my bowel movements for the next 3 weeks
23:19 - E² StickZer0: lol
23:19 - E² StickZer0: and ahahaha
23:19 - E² StickZer0: please do man


Later


23:50 - Rexy: stick
23:50 - E² StickZer0: rexy
23:50 - Rexy: what do you want for some of these items?
23:50 - Rexy: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1293763/sticks_backpack.jpg
 
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Seba

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19:15 - The Young and the Rexless: but ardy, how often does cafe crash?
19:15 - func_door: depends how often penguin tries to make a new game type, rex
 
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GAMEzHERO™ entered chat.
10:05 AM - GAMEzHERO™: HI GUYS
10:05 AM - GAMEzHERO™: ANYONE THER ?
10:06 AM - Jonah: no
10:06 AM - GAMEzHERO™: LOLZ
10:06 AM - GAMEzHERO™: U PLAY T2F
10:06 AM - GAMEzHERO™: ?
10:06 AM - Godslayer57 |¦FG¦|: we all died
10:06 AM - GAMEzHERO™: TF2*
10:06 AM - GAMEzHERO™: CMON
10:06 AM - Muffin: Oh
10:06 AM - Muffin: My god
TF2Info | Whated entered chat.
10:06 AM - GAMEzHERO™: R U ALL CRAZY
10:06 AM - GAMEzHERO™: ?
10:06 AM - Jonah: pretty much
10:06 AM - TF2Info | Whated: Fuck this!
10:06 AM - TF2Info | Whated: It's not just you! http://www.developer.valvesoftware.com looks down from here.
GAMEzHERO™ was kicked by vintage ^ drp.
 

Konata

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Jul 23, 2010
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12:51 AM - Detective Moosε: hey konata
12:51 AM - Konata: yeah?
12:51 AM - Detective Moosε: try redownloading minecraft_server.jar
12:51 AM - Konata: wut
12:51 AM - Konata: wait
12:51 AM - Detective Moosε: okaynevermind
12:51 AM - Konata: >......
12:51 AM - Konata: this is a tf2 server
12:51 AM - Konata: D:
12:51 AM - Konata: not mc
12:52 AM - Detective Moosε: hahahahahahahahahaha seriously
12:52 AM - Konata: LOLOL
12:52 AM - Detective Moosε: oh man
12:52 AM - Konata: yes
12:52 AM - Detective Moosε: that's fucking hilarious