Why do you love steam convos?

[The Political Gamer]

3:19 PM - Liraxus: i only buy computer shit from wal-mart

 

[Seba]

16:28 - Okrag - Basil Marceaux.com 2010: South Carolina voted a guy who did zero campaigning
16:28 - Okrag - Basil Marceaux.com 2010: and lives in his dad's basement
16:28 - Okrag - Basil Marceaux.com 2010: as their democratic senatorial candidate
16:28 - Okrag - Basil Marceaux.com 2010: also a guy fucked a horse
16:28 - Okrag - Basil Marceaux.com 2010: twice
16:29 - Okrag - Basil Marceaux.com 2010: It was the same horse too
16:29 - Psy: What a time to alt+tab back in

 

[Seba]

20:53 - TMP: I just bought a fucking poker game for TF2 items

 

[A Boojum Snark]

0013 - Matt | Boo!: http://xkcd.com/814/ I don't get it
0018 - A Boojum Snark: diodes only allow flow in one direction
0018 - Matt | Boo!: So... which way is it giong, from her to him?
0020 - Cyked | tf2heatmaps.net: read that as dildoes
0025 - tpg: At one point I thought dildoes was a type of pokemon

 

[The Political Gamer]

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Dat Owlruler was kicked by zpq | Pixel Function.
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[The Political Gamer]

6:27 PM - nrd: GOD DAMN IT
6:28 PM - nrd: I just post this http://forums.tf2maps.net/showpost.php?p=204664&postcount=4
6:28 PM - nrd: And I'm double clicking hammer on the image of Source SDK

 

[Ida]

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tpg: o/

 

[Seba]

19:33 - grazr: She can sleep with me
19:33 - Rikka: she's 12
19:34 - grazr: She can not sleep with me

 

[nik]

12 is WAY too old anyways

 

[The Political Gamer]

9:14 PM - nik: HEY GUYS
9:14 PM - nik: CAPS LOCK
9:14 PM - nik: man sc2 can be annoying
9:14 PM - Seba: inb4 nine spams caps then kicks himself and/or tpg
9:15 PM - tpg: D:
9:15 PM - Iambic Pentaxis: SPAMMIN CAPS
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9:15 PM - tpg: rofl
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9:15 PM - Seba:
9:15 PM - Iambic Pentaxis: I JUST CAPPED YO ASS

 

[The Political Gamer]

11:37 PM - weapon_penguin: Adrian Tyrone Snow walked into the store in the middle of a robbery, with suspects Giovannte Maddox and Demarkus Williams having already tied up an employee of the store. It was when they tried to restrain Snow, who resisted, that he was shot twice, later dying in an Atlanta hospital...
11:37 PM - weapon_penguin: GUESS THE ETHNICITIES OF THE SUSPECTS
11:38 PM - Matt | Luxel Operation: Hmmn
11:38 PM - Matt | Luxel Operation: Bullsquid and.. Zombine?
11:38 PM - weapon_penguin: ahahaha
11:38 PM - weapon_penguin: I want to name my presumably asian/white child Demarkus just to fuck with people
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Moosε is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
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11:53 PM - A Boojum Snark: matt
11:53 PM - A Boojum Snark: "to go"
11:53 PM - A Boojum Snark: or just "left"
11:53 PM - A Boojum Snark: Assuming the major point is killing enemies.
11:53 PM - A Boojum Snark: There is no need to specify them.
11:54 PM - A Boojum Snark: or "targets", if that sounds alright in the context of your game
11:54 PM - Matt | Luxel Operation: Late but still useful. Thanks
11:55 PM - A Boojum Snark: I have timestamps on, I am aware when you asked
11:55 PM - A Boojum Snark: but it was barely off the top and nobody answered you
11:55 PM - Matt | Luxel Operation: I know you have timestamps on
11:55 PM - Matt | Luxel Operation: In your crazy time format
11:55 PM - A Boojum Snark: I am surprised you remember.
11:55 PM - A Boojum Snark: and it's not crazy!
11:55 PM - A Boojum Snark: it's proper
11:56 PM - Yarr! Phill: ahh I love Community
11:56 PM - A Boojum Snark: Besides, not having a colon saves ONE BYTE PER LINE
11:57 PM - Matt | Luxel Operation: O:!
11:57 PM - weapon_penguin: wow
11:57 PM - weapon_penguin: guys help
11:57 PM - Matt | Luxel Operation: :?
11:57 PM - Matt | Luxel Operation: Are you low on fish again
11:57 PM - weapon_penguin: joking about naming my unborn child Demarkus is making me think about kids
11:58 PM - Matt | Luxel Operation: Think about punching them while they're still in the womb, think about how horrible of a father you would be, think about how you won't have kids
11:58 PM - weapon_penguin: second one
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11:59 PM - weapon_penguin: ugh gonna dream about this now

 

[Seba]

21:54 - supersandvich: OOMPA LOOMPA
21:54 - supersandvich: DOOMPEDY DENCH
21:54 - supersandvich: YOU FAGS WONT GET
21:54 - supersandvich: A GOLDEN WRENCH
21:54 - supersandvich: OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPITY DEE
21:54 - supersandvich: WE HAVE DELAYED EPISODE 3
21:55 - supersandvich: OOMPA LOOMPA DIPPITY DAT
21:55 - supersandvich: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CALLING GABE FAT'

 

[Pc_Madness]

3:02 PM - Nineaxis: looks big flat and open
3:02 PM - Nineaxis: and uninteresting
3:03 PM - Erich: so it's a lot like your mom?
3:03 PM - Yarr! Phill: haha
3:03 PM - Yarr! Phill: I was going to say that
Erich was kicked by Nineaxis.
3:03 PM - Yarr! Phill: I mean
You have been kicked from the chat by Nineaxis.

Aww.

 

[LeSwordfish]

E² StickZer0.ps entered chat.
Midget | Pixel Function: HEY STICK
Midget | Pixel Function: I'VE GOT YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT SORTED
MrLate;: HEY STICK
Midget | Pixel Function: http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/5198959
Languid: see I don't see why you'd want to make food with semen it probably wouldnt taste nice
Languid: why not just make lovely cakes with conventional ingredients
Languid: I mean you could eat the nice normal cakes and then if you really have a hankering for semen ask your partner politely
Languid: or is it some sort of fetish material
LeSwordfish: "sweetheart, jizz into this muffin for me!"
Midget | Pixel Function: "ask your partner"
LeSwordfish: nah
Midget | Pixel Function: erm, I'm not gay
Midget | Pixel Function: do I do it myself? or...
Languid: well then why would you want to eat semen
func_door: this is the worst conversation I have ever witnessed in this room
Languid: lol
Languid: I'm pretty sure theres been worse
LeSwordfish: all the time i was typing that, i was hoping someone would connect just befor i said it
func_door: preferably a guest?
Languid: indeed
LeSwordfish: yeah
E² StickZer0.ps: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungry_Hungry_Hippos
E² StickZer0.ps: woops
Languid: lol
func_door: relevant?
E² StickZer0.ps: errrr
Languid: indeed
E² StickZer0.ps: i want to say "wrong chat" but that might seem even weirder

 

[Seba]

20:50 - Matt | Luxel Operation: I just tried to use my mouse to move my fork

 

[mariodude146]

20:50 - Matt | Luxel Operation: I just tried to use my mouse to move my fork

I wonder how that turned out.

 

[Ida]

LeSwordfish: "sweetheart, jizz into this muffin for me!"

D:

 

[The Political Gamer]

11:44 AM - func_door: royalkiller2010: when u have maken an map do u become the master admin of the server ??

 

[littleedge]

D:

The avatar and message are contradicting. I AM SO CONFUSED

 

[mariodude146]

D:

Agreed.

EDIT: Happy 1000 postcount for this thread!