12:39 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: Captains log may twenty second eighteen ninety three
12:40 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: the men are quiet, and the morale is down
[Φ] Randdalf + Megabird has changed their name to 18` Randdalf.
18` Randdalf entered chat.
12:40 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: if we don't find land soon
12:40 PM - supersandvich: randalf :O
12:40 PM - 18` Randdalf: omg in da bbc
12:40 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: I fear the grim mood will continue
12:40 PM - 18` Randdalf: I got a new computer super
12:40 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: lolwut?
12:40 PM - Dat Owlruler starts eating Absurdist's leg
12:40 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: :O
Ritz* disconnected.
12:40 PM - Dat Owlruler: nom nom nom
12:40 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: Anarchy!
12:40 PM - Dat Owlruler: nom nom nom
12:40 PM - Dark (I am Jacks Iron Fist): should my map + sound scapes + spec cams be called a6 or a5c
12:40 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: cannabalism!
12:40 PM - Dat Owlruler: nom nom nom
12:40 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: captains log 5 minutes later
12:40 PM - Dat Owlruler cew's off the leg
12:41 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: we're screwed!
12:41 PM - Dat Owlruler noms on the other leg
12:41 PM - Dat Owlruler: nom nom nmo
12:41 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of starts hitting owl over the head with his pen
12:41 PM - Dat Owlruler: nom nom nom
12:41 PM - Dat Owlruler: nom nom nom
12:41 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: off foul beast!
12:41 PM - The Midget `cBs: hey owl
12:41 PM - The Midget `cBs hugs owl
12:41 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of switches to hitting him with his bottle
12:41 PM - Dat Owlruler: I am magic owl, pens cannot hurt me
12:41 PM - Dat Owlruler: NOOOO
12:41 PM - Dat Owlruler: A HUG
12:41 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: aha!
12:41 PM - Dat Owlruler: MY ONLY WEAKNESS
12:41 PM - Snacks notes that Absurdist is less fond of owls now, suspects he may be a beaver
12:41 PM - The Midget `cBs: bwahahahaha
12:41 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: thank you men
12:41 PM - Dat Owlruler melts
Dat Owlruler left chat.
12:41 PM - The Midget `cBs hugs HARDER
12:41 PM - Dark (I am Jacks Iron Fist): he died
12:41 PM - The Midget `cBs: don't thank me
12:42 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: good job first officer midget
12:42 PM - The Midget `cBs: just give me a THOUSAND MILLION POUNDS
12:42 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: but... we were saving that as a bribe for the natives
12:42 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: bah we can just kill em anyway
12:42 PM - Snacks swabs the melted owl off the deck
12:42 PM - The Midget `cBs: 'll hug all the natives
12:42 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: >:]
Dat Owlruler entered chat.
12:42 PM - The Midget `cBs: OHSHIT
12:42 PM - The Midget `cBs: HE'S BACK
12:42 PM - Dat Owlruler is a ghost
12:42 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: WHAT IS THIS DEVILS WORK
12:42 PM - The Midget `cBs runs around in a panic
12:42 PM - Dat Owlruler is now harmless
12:42 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of tries but has no legs
12:43 PM - Dat Owlruler tries to cry but cannot
12:43 PM - Dat Owlruler tried to cry more
Littleedge disconnected.
12:43 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: it seems as though our foul beast has remembered himself
12:43 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of tries to wring owls neck
12:43 PM - The Midget `cBs: DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNNN
12:43 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: give me back my legs you bastard!!!
12:44 PM - The Midget `cBs: Out here in the field
12:44 PM - The Midget `cBs: We fight for our meals
12:44 PM - Dat Owlruler possesses absurdist
12:44 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: :O
12:44 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: nnnnnnnnnnnooo--
12:44 PM - Dat Owlruler chews his own head off
12:44 PM - Dat Owlruler: nom nom nom
12:44 PM - supersandvich: IF I WAS IN WORLD WAR 2 THEYD CALL ME SPITFIRE
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12:44 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of collapses to the deck
12:44 PM - Dat Owlruler leaves absurdist
12:44 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of is left twitching
12:44 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of ... DIES :O
12:44 PM - The Midget `cBs hugs the dead Absurdist
12:45 PM - Dat Owlruler: NOOOO
12:45 PM - Dat Owlruler: THE HOLEY HUG
12:45 PM - Dat Owlruler: IT GIVE LIFE
12:45 PM - Dat Owlruler: BUT I CANNOT STOP IT
12:45 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of 's head starts to regrow
12:45 PM - The Midget `cBs: There's no holes in my hug
12:45 PM - Dat Owlruler: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
12:45 PM - The Midget `cBs: D;
12:45 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: what is this cruel devilry ghost!
12:45 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of grabs his anti ghost spray
12:45 PM - Dat Owlruler shakes fist
12:45 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: AVASS WITH YE!
12:45 PM - The Midget `cBs hugs himself to see what will happen
12:45 PM - Dat Owlruler: curse you
12:45 PM - The Midget `cBs 's head explodes
12:45 PM - Dat Owlruler: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
12:45 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: BACK FOUL BEAST!
Littleedge entered chat.
12:45 PM - Dat Owlruler: the spray
12:45 PM - Dat Owlruler: RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Dat Owlruler left chat.
12:46 PM - Seba: lol, Futurama+Family Guy episode.
12:46 PM - DaBeatzProject - Overlook!: OH GOD
12:46 PM - DaBeatzProject - Overlook!: RUN
DaBeatzProject - Overlook! left chat.
Dat Zombieruler entered chat.
12:46 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: Captains log may 23 eighteen ninety three
12:46 PM - Dat Zombieruler: Brainsssssssssssssssssssssssssss
12:46 PM - Matt has an awesome naming scheme
12:46 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: ZOMBEEZ
12:46 PM - The Midget `cBs is twitching on the ground, with his head parts flying into random passers by
12:46 PM - Matt: <maptype>_Mott
12:46 PM - Dat Zombieruler stumbles towards absurdist
12:46 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: nnnnnnnnnooooooooooooo
12:46 PM - Seba: >_> @ Matt
12:46 PM - Dat Zombieruler: brainsssssss
12:46 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: I left my zombie spray at home :O
12:47 PM - Dat Zombieruler reaches out to grab absurdist
12:47 PM - The Midget `cBs: cp_bob_aMott
12:47 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of falls over the back of his desk
12:47 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: No.. excape
12:47 PM - Matt: If I have multiple PL maps in or whatnot in production
12:47 PM - Dat Zombieruler: brainsssssssssss
12:47 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: I'm.. sorry god
12:47 PM - Matt: It becomes _rc
12:47 PM - The Midget `cBs pushes the escape key
12:47 PM - Matt: automatically
12:47 PM - Dat Zombieruler stubles forward
12:47 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of cries out
12:47 PM - Dat Zombieruler grabs onto absurdist's wrist
12:47 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: not the wrist!
12:47 PM - The Midget `cBs PUSHES THE ESCAPE KEY
12:47 PM - Dat Zombieruler pulls absrudist up
12:47 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: push faster midget!
12:47 PM - Dat Zombieruler noms on absurdist
12:47 PM - The Midget `cBs: It's not working
12:48 PM - The Midget `cBs: I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING
12:48 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO
12:48 PM - The Midget `cBs: EVEN CTRL + ALT + DELETE
12:48 PM - Dat Zombieruler: brainsssssss
12:48 PM - The Midget `cBs: ogh wait
12:48 PM - The Midget `cBs ends the process zombieruler.exe
12:48 PM - Dat Zombieruler goes for the kiling blow
12:48 PM - Dat Zombieruler: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dat Zombieruler left chat.
12:48 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: aha!
12:48 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: well done again first officer
12:48 PM - The Midget `cBs: damnit, I deserver a promotion
12:48 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: we may live again to see land
12:48 PM - The Midget `cBs: not for long
12:49 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: :O
12:49 PM - The Midget `cBs: I see a supernova
12:49 PM - The Midget `cBs: :/
12:49 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of :/'s as well
12:49 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: fffuck.
12:49 PM - The Midget `cBs puts the ship in reverse
12:49 PM - The Midget `cBs: OHNOES, BEHIND US
12:49 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: FASTAR OARSMEN
12:49 PM - The Midget `cBs: a cold star!
12:49 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of looks behind
12:49 PM - Snacks: lets take bets on when its going to get admin locked
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12:49 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of :O's
12:49 PM - Matt sneezes his brains all over the chat
12:49 PM - The Midget `cBs: hmmm
12:49 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: lol