Why do you love steam convos?

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22:27 - Dat Owlruler: who wants a look at the vmf of paradox?
22:27 - The Midget `cBs: me
22:27 - The Midget `cBs: me
22:27 - The Midget `cBs: pick me
22:27 - The Midget `cBs: ME!
22:27 - Penguin: me
22:27 - The Midget `cBs: PICK ME
22:27 - Dat Owlruler: penguin wins

i lol'd.
 

Seba

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22:05 - SlayerBlitz [TF2M]: sup littleedge, and seba, and aly
Littleedge disconnected.
 

Seba

DR. BIG FUCKER, PHD
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Jun 9, 2009
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(Aly announces she's going to shower, chat turns pervert)
22:52 - An Skeleton: Now Aly has no shower
22:52 - [BrGa] Big Bucket O' Meat: :O SHE IS EXPOSED
22:54 - Seba | cp_advection: /chat is pervert
22:54 - TMP (Physicist of TF2maps): And there is the quiet sound of all the TF2 Mappers fapping to the image of a destroyed shower
 

lana

Currently On: ?????
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Sep 28, 2009
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Full conversation + fun
Code:
Aly throws of clothes
Aly: SHOWER TIME
TMP (Physicist of TF2maps) looks at Aly
Seba | cp_advection: >_>
TMP (Physicist of TF2maps) smashes into a wall
Cyked cant look
Seba | cp_advection looks away
[BrGa] Big Bucket O' Meat: Aly: WEBCAM NAO
Cyked is under TMP
TMP (Physicist of TF2maps) is out cold now
Yarr! Pc_Madness: I know TMP!! I was like "wtf is that :|"
Cyked proceeds to discet TMP
TMP (Physicist of TF2maps) 's blood flows out of his open serration as he wakes up
TMP (Physicist of TF2maps): OH FUCK PAIN
TMP (Physicist of TF2maps) jumps up and back
TMP (Physicist of TF2maps): GET OVER HERE
TMP (Physicist of TF2maps) throws a chain at Cyked
Cyked: tmp this is just odd
Cyked: i dont like it
TMP (Physicist of TF2maps): I KNOW
TMP (Physicist of TF2maps) GROWS ROCKETS OUT OF HIS FEET
TMP (Physicist of TF2maps): AYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Seba | cp_advection: /TMP is not Tony Stark.
TMP (Physicist of TF2maps) flies to the moobn
An Skeleton: Moobn
TMP (Physicist of TF2maps): Yes
TMP (Physicist of TF2maps): The moobn
An Skeleton grows death stars on his hands
TMP (Physicist of TF2maps): (Also known as Aly's shower)
An Skeleton blows up the moobn
[BrGa] Big Bucket O' Meat: :O
TMP (Physicist of TF2maps): FFFF
[BrGa] Big Bucket O' Meat: TMP CAN I COME WITH YOU
An Skeleton: Oh no
TMP (Physicist of TF2maps) is obliterated
An Skeleton: Now Aly has no shower
[BrGa] Big Bucket O' Meat: :O SHE IS EXPOSED
Seba | cp_advection: /chat is pervert
TMP (Physicist of TF2maps): And there is the quiet sound of all the TF2 Mappers fapping to the image of a destroyed shower
Yarr! Pc_Madness: shame on you all :p
[BrGa] Big Bucket O' Meat: What does Aly actually look like, BTW?
TMP (Physicist of TF2maps): I dunno
TMP (Physicist of TF2maps): but she's a chick
Nineaxis: australian
[BrGa] Big Bucket O' Meat: :O WE MUST ASK HER
TMP (Physicist of TF2maps): which means she's hot
Seba | cp_advection: She's chest hair in the shape of her country.
Yarr! Pc_Madness: imagine a female version of the sniper
Nineaxis: so a chick with a cork hat and a pet kangaroo
[BrGa] Big Bucket O' Meat: D:
[BrGa] Big Bucket O' Meat: SEBA
Seba | cp_advection: What?
...
TMP (Physicist of TF2maps): YARR
TMP (Physicist of TF2maps): HAT SOUNDS LIKE
TMP (Physicist of TF2maps): PC MADNESS
Yarr! Pc_Madness: what are you smoking TMP :S
An Skeleton: I'm not in a starcraft mood tonight
Nova| Pokemon Master: ok
TMP (Physicist of TF2maps): WAit what did I say
TMP (Physicist of TF2maps): Replace PC with Rocket and Madness with Riot
...
Aly: Oh
Aly: god
Aly: That was the best shower of my life
 

Seba

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19:44 - Seba: Everyone has doubts about everything.
19:44 - Seba: /religion.
19:45 - Icarus: the way I see it, you can be not religious, but still believe in god
19:45 - Cyked: thats being agnostic
19:45 - HeaH: Seba covered religion in one sentence
 

lana

Currently On: ?????
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An Skeleton: Press the escape key, you get a debug menu
[X.I.O]|FUGITIVE_X17| left chat.
Mott: LOL
Dark (I am Jacks Iron Fist): lol
[X.I.O]|FUGITIVE_X17| entered chat.
[X.I.O]|FUGITIVE_X17|: fuck u
An Skeleton: Did you see the menu?
[X.I.O]|FUGITIVE_X17|: yes
An Skeleton: I don't think you did
Mott: effing youtube videos
Professor Oak-rag: Debug menu can cause chat crashes
Mott: stop freezing
Dark (I am Jacks Iron Fist): did you get the debug to work
[X.I.O]|FUGITIVE_X17|: i didi
An Skeleton: You have to hold it down
[X.I.O]|FUGITIVE_X17| left chat.
 

Jakkarra

L4: Comfortable Member
Aug 26, 2009
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[DFC] Jakkarra: hey!
[DFC] Jakkarra: did you hear?
[DFC] Jakkarra: that actress got stabbed!
[DFC] Jakkarra: Reese
[DFC] Jakkarra: Uh
[DFC] Jakkarra: Something
Rikka: witherspoon?
[DFC] Jakkarra: No, with a knife.
Seba: >_>
Rikka: her last name
[DFC] Jakkarra: *Awesomeface*
Rikka: you idiot
Rikka: yrawr
Cyked: witherspoon?
Seba: Rikka, you're the idiot here :3
Evang: pffffffffffffffff
Rikka: i got it as i was typing it



Oh you silly goose, Rikka.
 

Wilson

Boomer by Sleep
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May 4, 2010
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Hans Von Gröbel + CJ* entered chat.
Hans Von Gröbel + CJ (2): er jeg en mapper xD
Hans Von Gröbel + CJ*: sfwsfwsf
Hans Von Gröbel + CJ*: w
Hans Von Gröbel + CJ*: sef
Hans Von Gröbel + CJ*: sdf
Hans Von Gröbel + CJ* left chat.
Wilson "Sherlock" Wankhouse: What?
Ravidge: haha
 
Apr 19, 2009
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Penguin - Humilated by TMP has changed their name to DaBeatzPenguin.
11:00 AM - Cyked: Hey Jimmy, What say you me and YM have our own 5cp contest?
11:00 AM - DaMidgetProject: I didn't even think humans had mrains
11:00 AM - Jimmy | CTF_Bedrock: nope
11:00 AM - DaBeatzPenguin: mrains
11:00 AM - Cyked: Winner Pays me $100
11:00 AM - Jimmy | CTF_Bedrock: ym will win
11:01 AM - Jimmy | CTF_Bedrock: :p
11:01 AM - DaSherlockProject: lol
11:01 AM - DaBeatzPenguin: hi
11:01 AM - DaMidgetProject: hey
11:01 AM - DaSherlockProject: hi
11:01 AM - DaJimmyProject: thats better
11:01 AM - DaBeatzPenguin: I'm the real DBP
11:02 AM - DaMidgetProject: lies
11:02 AM - DaBeatzPenguin (Voice): Spy!
11:02 AM - H-land: What's the garbage can/trash bin/rubbish container prop called?
11:02 AM - DaNovaProject: I is
11:02 AM - DaMidgetProject: no me
11:02 AM - DaOverlookProject: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
11:02 AM - DaJimmyProject: only 2 1/2 hours left on AC2 downloading
11:02 AM - DaSherlockProject (Voice) No!
11:02 AM - DaOverlookProject slays all the fakes
11:02 AM - DaOverlookProject: DIE
11:02 AM - DaOverlookProject: DIE
11:02 AM - DaBeatzPenguin: No, I"M Spartacus
11:02 AM - DaOverlookProject: DIE
11:02 AM - DaOverlookProject: DIE
11:02 AM - DaOverlookProject: DIE
11:02 AM - DaSherlockProject: DIE
11:02 AM - DaSherlockProject: DIE
11:02 AM - DaSherlockProject: DIE
11:02 AM - DaSherlockProject: DIE
11:02 AM - DaBeatzPenguin: PIE
11:02 AM - DaOverlookProject: *chop*
11:02 AM - DaJimmyProject: DOE
DaOverlookProject was kicked by YM | cp_stark.
11:02 AM - DaBeatzPenguin: PIE
11:02 AM - DaBeatzPenguin: PIE
11:02 AM - DaSherlockProject: PIE
11:02 AM - DaJimmyProject: SPIE
11:02 AM - DaSherlockProject: PIE
11:02 AM - DaJimmyProject: SPIE
11:02 AM - DaSherlockProject: SPIE
11:02 AM - E². Frush | NDH: 3.14
The chat room has been set to officers-only chat by Nineaxis.
The chat room has been set to all-users chat by YM | cp_stark.
11:02 AM - DaNovaProject: BUTT
11:02 AM - DaJimmyProject: SPIE
11:02 AM - DaBeatzPenguin: hi
11:02 AM - YM | cp_stark: SFU
The chat room has been set to officers-only chat by YM | cp_stark.
11:03 AM - Nineaxis: god
11:03 AM - Nineaxis: I feel like banning some people
11:03 AM - YM | cp_stark: go for it
11:03 AM - YM | cp_stark: ban em all
11:04 AM - YM | cp_stark: except the original, apparently he is afk
11:05 AM - YM | cp_stark: Also
11:05 AM - YM | cp_stark: stop impersonating DBP
11:05 AM - YM | cp_stark: all of you
The chat room has been set to all-users chat by YM | cp_stark.
11:06 AM - Dat Owlruler: ?
11:06 AM - Jimmy: Nine
Penguin - Not DBP was kicked by Nineaxis.
11:06 AM - Jimmy: have you fixed your HUD yet?
11:06 AM - WastedMeerkat: was about to message booj
11:06 AM - Nineaxis: no
Penguin - Not DBP entered chat.
11:06 AM - Jimmy: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
11:06 AM - Nineaxis: have had more pressing thing
11:06 AM - Nineaxis: s
11:06 AM - Jimmy: ah k
11:06 AM - DaBeatzProject - Overlook!: school?
11:06 AM - Penguin - Not DBP: Lesson learned: no having fun in chat
11:06 AM - StickZer0 | CTF_Mexico: lol
11:06 AM - DaBeatzProject - Overlook! points at peng's name
11:06 AM - Nineaxis: lesson learned: spamming three letter words isn't fun
11:06 AM - Nineaxis: :|
11:06 AM - YM | cp_stark: endless spam =/= fun
11:06 AM - DaBeatzProject - Overlook!: yeh sorry about that nine
11:06 AM - Jimmy: I spammed spie, thats 4 letters
11:06 AM - DaBeatzProject - Overlook!: and ym
11:07 AM - Midget: all this chat is... is spam
11:07 AM - Cyked: YEAAAHHHHHHH
11:07 AM - DaNerdeProject: Really?
11:07 AM - YM | cp_stark: no it isnt
11:07 AM - Jimmy: well now that your here midget
11:07 AM - WastedMeerkat: you take that back...
11:07 AM - WastedMeerkat: his here?
11:07 AM - Midget: with the occasional request for testing and mapping questions
11:07 AM - Jimmy: thats why he have the steam convos thread in the forums
11:07 AM - Jimmy: thanks to spam
11:07 AM - Midget: mhm
11:07 AM - Jimmy: (mainly mine and midgets)
11:08 AM - Midget: heh
11:08 AM - WastedMeerkat: the rare tpg gem
11:08 AM - DaNerdeProject: Oh shit I was doing something
11:08 AM - [DFC] Jakkarra: Some people just got banned or something
11:08 AM - Jimmy: lol
 
Aug 10, 2009
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Boojum is single because..


3:46 PM - A Boojum Snark: Tell her you can't be clingy.
3:46 PM - A Boojum Snark: Penguins have no fingers to cling with.
3:46 PM - Penguin - Not DBP: hurrr
3:46 PM - Penguin - Not DBP: this is why boojum is stil lsingle
3:46 PM - Penguin - Not DBP: (I jest)
3:46 PM - A Boojum Snark: Of course you do.
3:47 PM - A Boojum Snark: I'm not a penguin.
3:47 PM - Muffin: no, Boojum is single because his sexiness makes any woman explode instantly
3:47 PM - grazr: Because he's not a penguin and thus has fingers to be clingy?
3:47 PM - Muffin: literally
3:47 PM - TMP: No
3:47 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: or play her this chill music :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu7PnZtBJf4
3:47 PM - TMP: Boojum is single because he goes around dressed as a ninja or in nonmatching ski gear
3:47 PM - The Political Gamer: lol
3:47 PM - A Boojum Snark: Both wrong.
3:47 PM - [LAGS] Absurdist of: nah he strings up those snarks so fast it puts clotheslines to shame
3:48 PM - grazr: Boojum is single because he is non coporial
3:48 PM - A Boojum Snark: All so far away.
3:48 PM - grazr: Ok
3:48 PM - Muffin: you are a computer?
3:49 PM - ParanoidDrone: Would a func_brush nodraw block light?
3:49 PM - grazr: Boojum is single because his moustache strangles all the wiminz he dates
 
Apr 19, 2009
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Penguin - Not DBP entered chat.
5:41 PM - Penguin - Not DBP: alright guys
5:41 PM - Penguin - Not DBP: my stress levels are peaking
5:41 PM - Penguin - Not DBP: I need people to talk to about anything
5:41 PM - Penguin - Not DBP: just, talk
5:41 PM - Penguin - Not DBP: go
5:41 PM - supersandvich: no
5:42 PM - Penguin - Not DBP: yes
5:42 PM - TMP: PENGUIN
5:42 PM - Penguin - Not DBP: HI
5:42 PM - grazr: You should eat some bacon cooked in piss
Rikka entered chat.
5:42 PM - Muffin: yes
5:42 PM - TMP: I MADE A BRUSH THAT WAS LESS THAN A UNIT THICK
5:42 PM - Penguin - Not DBP: WHY
5:42 PM - Muffin: PENGUINNNNN
5:42 PM - Muffin: LISTEN
5:42 PM - Muffin: LOOK
5:42 PM - Muffin: LISTEN
5:42 PM - Penguin - Not DBP: HI NAVI
5:42 PM - Muffin: HEY
5:42 PM - Penguin - Not DBP: HI
5:42 PM - Muffin: LISTEN
5:42 PM - Penguin - Not DBP: I AM
5:42 PM - A Boojum Snark: LIAR
5:42 PM - A Boojum Snark: YOU ARE READING
5:43 PM - Penguin - Not DBP: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
5:43 PM - Muffin: LOOK
5:43 PM - The Political Gamer: wut
5:43 PM - Muffin: HEY
5:43 PM - Muffin: HEY
5:43 PM - Penguin - Not DBP: hi
5:43 PM - Muffin: yo
5:43 PM - A Boojum Snark: yoyo
5:43 PM - Muffin: nono
5:43 PM - Penguin - Not DBP: sisi
5:43 PM - grazr: pewpew
[LAGS] Absurdist of entered chat.
5:44 PM - Muffin: ...
 

Seba

DR. BIG FUCKER, PHD
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18:57 - Seba: HOW SHOULD I LACE MY NEW SHOZ
18:57 - Seba: GOGOGOGOGO
18:57 - A Boojum Snark: WITH BARBED WIRE
18:57 - A Boojum Snark: THATS MANLY
18:58 - Snacks: RAZOR WIRE
18:58 - Penguin - Not DBP: PIANO WIRE
18:58 - YM | cp_stark: LAZOR WIRE
18:58 - A Boojum Snark: No that would cut the shoes and come off.
18:58 - Penguin - Not DBP: DIAMOND FILLAMENT TETHERS
18:58 - Void | ctf_wiretap: nom time
18:58 - ParanoidDrone: I approve of diamond filament.
18:58 - ParanoidDrone: I don't think I spelled that right.
18:58 - A Boojum Snark: Lace your shoes with the entrains of your defeated opponents.
18:58 - ParanoidDrone: Fililililiament.
18:58 - ParanoidDrone: <.<
18:58 - A Boojum Snark: entrails*
18:58 - Snacks: Diamondium
18:58 - Penguin - Not DBP: no
18:58 - Penguin - Not DBP: Entrains
18:59 - Penguin - Not DBP: because me enemies are railroad tycoons
 

Penguin

Clinically Diagnosed with Small Mapper's Syndrome
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May 21, 2009
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this just became a chatlog of me since I entered the chat a half hour ago.
 

Seba

DR. BIG FUCKER, PHD
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21:14 - Mott: Playing SC2 with a guy who's drunk
21:14 - Mott: and fighting it with coffee
 
Apr 19, 2009
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9:35 PM - Void | ctf_wiretap: why does rexy keep saying i owe him 300 dollars
9:35 PM - Void | ctf_wiretap: he goes on about a cantonese hooker
9:35 PM - Void | ctf_wiretap: and how she has a kid
9:36 PM - Void | ctf_wiretap: and will say i'm the father so i have to give him 300 dollars for some reason
 

Penguin

Clinically Diagnosed with Small Mapper's Syndrome
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10:35 pm - void | ctf_wiretap: Why does rexy keep saying i owe him 300 dollars
10:35 pm - void | ctf_wiretap: He goes on about a cantonese hooker
10:35 pm - void | ctf_wiretap: And how she has a kid
10:36 pm - the political gamer: Wat...
10:36 pm - void | ctf_wiretap: And will say i'm the father so i have to give him 300 dollars for some reason..

then

sunday, may 16, 2010
10:36 pm - penguin - not dbp: You're wrong
10:36 pm - penguin - not dbp: I'm the father
rexy is now online.
10:43 pm - rexy: O:
10:43 pm - rexy: I don't even remember you being there
10:53 pm - penguin - not dbp: You wouldn't
10:53 pm - penguin - not dbp: Cause i am part ninja
10:53 pm - penguin - not dbp: And that cantonese girl
10:53 pm - penguin - not dbp: Was in to ninjas
10:53 pm - rexy: No doubt
10:53 pm - rexy: But i saw void go into that back room with her
10:54 pm - penguin - not dbp: She was already pregnant
10:55 pm - rexy: Wait
10:55 pm - rexy: So you're the father or aren't you
10:55 pm - penguin - not dbp: Well the baby had a penguin head, didn't it
10:56 pm - penguin - not dbp: That should speak for itself
10:56 pm - rexy: I guess you're right i don't know why it didn't come to me
10:56 pm - rexy: It was a little odd, but i thought that's what cantonese babies looked like
10:57 pm - penguin - not dbp: Live and learn. Now you know.
10:57 pm - penguin - not dbp: And knowing
10:57 pm - penguin - not dbp: Is half the battle
10:57 pm - rexy: What's the other half?
10:58 pm - penguin - not dbp: I assume actually hitting the other guys is in there somewhere
10:58 pm - rexy: Oh
10:59 pm - penguin - not dbp: By the way
10:59 pm - penguin - not dbp: I advise you give void a pass on that $300 he owes you
11:00 pm - penguin - not dbp: Unless, you know.
11:00 pm - penguin - not dbp: You like taking dirt naps
11:00 pm - rexy: A bet is a bet man, and he lost
11:00 pm - rexy: Are you going to fork over the 300?
11:00 pm - penguin - not dbp: No way
11:01 pm - penguin - not dbp: I hardly remeber why he owes it to you in the first place
11:01 pm - rexy: Oh trust me, he remembers
 
Nov 14, 2009
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clue.jpg


"And monkeys brains, although popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often found in Washington DC!"


Cookie for anyone who gets the joke!
 

Jakkarra

L4: Comfortable Member
Aug 26, 2009
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[DFC] Jakkarra: A wild JAKKARRA appears!
[DFC] Jakkarra: What will you do? BAG RUN FIGHT POKEMANS
The Blind People: FIGHT
[DFC] Jakkarra: You have L1. Magikarp
[DFC] Jakkarra: l1 ABRA
[DFC] Jakkarra: L1. PIKACHU
[DFC] Jakkarra: L.1 BULBASAUR
The Blind People: I don't need no stinking other pokemon
The Blind People: MAGIKARP, GO
The Blind People: I BELIEVE IN THIS POKEMON, FOR HE IS MY SOUL
[DFC] Jakkarra: A WILD ONYX APPEARS
The Blind People: What are my attacks?
[DFC] Jakkarra: SPLASH
[DFC] Jakkarra: WATERGUN
[DFC] Jakkarra: FLAIL USELESSLY
The Blind People: Magikarp, I want you to do that which embodies your soul
The Blind People: I believe in you Magikarp! FLAIL USELESSLY!
[DFC] Jakkarra: It's SUPER EFFECTIVE
[DFC] Jakkarra: The wild ONYX is KILLED
The Blind People: There ya go
[DFC] Jakkarra: The wild ONYX'S BABIES begin to CRY
[DFC] Jakkarra: It's SUPER EFFECTIVE
[DFC] Jakkarra: The WILD ONYX'S BABIES are KILLED also
The Blind People: Hurah, you go Magikarp!



Never tell your password to anyone.
[DFC] Jakkarra: A WILD JAKKARRA appears!
[DFC] Jakkarra: What Will you do?
[DFC] Jakkarra: FIGHT
[DFC] WorkerDrone: Flee
[DFC] Jakkarra: RUN
[DFC] WorkerDrone: Battle over.
[DFC] Jakkarra: BAG
[DFC] WorkerDrone: Bye.
[DFC] Jakkarra: POKEMANZ
[DFC] Jakkarra: ...
[DFC] Jakkarra: You are bad at this