Why do you love steam convos?

[The Political Gamer]

7:11 AM - Jimmy | ctf_bedrock: OH GOD ITS TPG RUN BEFORE HE ATTEMPTS TOMAKE A JOKE/MAP
Jimmy | ctf_bedrock left chat.
7:11 AM - The Political Gamer: wat...

 

[Penguin]

Monday, May 17, 2010
2:36 PM - Radaka: hi beatz
2:36 PM - Penguin - Not DBP: not I
2:36 PM - Penguin - Not DBP:
2:36 PM - Radaka: but
2:36 PM - Radaka: wait what?
2:36 PM - Radaka: really?
2:37 PM - Penguin - Not DBP: I'm penguin, seely
2:37 PM - Radaka: how was i supposed to know that?
2:37 PM - Radaka: i mean
2:37 PM - Radaka: your name and everything
2:37 PM - Penguin - Not DBP: ...
2:37 PM - Radaka: i am sarmt
2:37 PM - Penguin - Not DBP: Reading Comprehension is for the weak
2:37 PM - Radaka: lol

 

[Seba]

18:07 - TMP SMASHES THROUGH A WALL
18:07 - Seba: There's no walls in this room!
18:07 - TMP SMASHES THROUGH SEBA

 

[Grim Tuesday]

TMP: WHOEVER SAYS THAT DOESNT KNOW QUANTUM MECHANICS
TMP: EVERYTHING IN PHYSICS IS ACTUALLY BASED ON LUCK AND PROBABILITY
YM | cp_stark: Hey TMP
TMP: Hi
YM | cp_stark: fix your damn capslock key before coming back
TMP was kicked by YM | cp_stark.
Professor Oak-rag: Oh snap!
Void | ctf_wiretap: shit yeah
Westerhound disconnected.
Nineaxis: HMMM WHAT SEEMS TO BE GOING ON HERE
>IG<Grim Tuesday{︣ﺍȜƦס}: CAPS LOCK ON IS CRUZE CONTROL FOR COOL
Midel is the Horse: YM used kick. Its super effective.
Midel is the Horse: Caps lock? Mine is called Billy Mays Mode
Midel is the Horse: God rest his soul.
>IG<Grim Tuesday{︣ﺍȜƦס}: Mine is called Chuck norris mode
>IG<Grim Tuesday{︣ﺍȜƦס}: the shift key
TMP entered chat.
>IG<Grim Tuesday{︣ﺍȜƦס}: is called Saxton Hale
Void | ctf_wiretap: he didnt fix it his name is still all caps
TMP: so i found a way to temporarily fix my keyboard

 

[Seba]

18:12 - TMP HAS TO LEAVE IN LIKE 20 MINUTES
18:12 - TMP: Do me a favor and kick me in 20 minutes
18:13 - Nineaxis: one, two, twenty
TMP was kicked by Nineaxis.

 

[lana]

Nineaxis: wtf, some mexicans just did a drive-by lawn mowing
BE HAPPY: lol what
TMP: LOL
Nineaxis: five minutes ago they parked across the street and they're already gone

 

[Seba]

18:33 - Seba: Would anyone here be able to recommend me a good, semi-cheap tablet?
18:33 - Nineaxis: iPad
18:33 - Nineaxis: not
18:33 - Nineaxis:

 

[Seba]

20:07 - Penguin: okay what
20:08 - Penguin: my girlfriend jsut sent me a text reading "laser zepphlin foreplay at the planetarium"
20:08 - Seba: GOGOGOGOGO
20:08 - Seba: STOP ASKING QUESTIONS
20:09 - Seba: AND GO

 

[Seba]

20:28 - An Nerdboy: Squid have three hearts
20:29 - An Nerdboy: Hippo sweat is pink
20:30 - Seba: I was going to say something, Nerd, but it'd have been inappropriate.
20:30 - An Nerdboy: Dolphins can orgasm with the force of a 12 guage shotgun

 

[lana]

If quizzes are quizzical what are tests?


Void | ctf_wiretap: Void | ctf_wiretap: supersandvich is a) a pie, b) a but, c) a supersandvich, d) a fatty
Void | ctf_wiretap: this will be on your record
Void | ctf_wiretap: supersandvich: B
An Nerdboy: THE RESULTS
An Nerdboy: ARE IN
Nova|TF2M: Everyone is a butt
Midel the Text Adventure Game: Mentlegen
...
An Nerdboy: POP QUIZ
1) How many seconds does it take to beat a moron to death
a) 5 b) 10
c) 7 c) God did it
Seba: No
YM | cp_tony_stark: c
Seba: d
Cyked: c
Void | ctf_wiretap: c
Midel the Text Adventure Game: Bahh too laet, your dead.
Midel the Text Adventure Game: God damn keyboard is shit.
Icarus: I dont get it
Snacks: why are there two "c"s?
Midel the Text Adventure Game: O_O
Midel the Text Adventure Game: I AM THE SCOUT HERE
Midel the Text Adventure Game is now playing Left 4 Dead 2. Click here to join.
An Nerdboy: 2) Which of the following moves from the Yu-Gi-Oh TV show is not possible?
a) Launching Dragon Champions at Floating Castles
b) Removing Life Points every Second
c) Eatin' chips
d) Winning
Nova|TF2M: D
Midel the Text Adventure Game: e) None of the above
Void | ctf_wiretap: c
supersandvich is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
An Nerdboy: 3) Ellis likes
a) Vests b) Men
c) Crawdads d) Black People
Matt: c
An Nerdboy: YOU FUCKIN' RACIST
Nineaxis: d
Void | ctf_wiretap: c
YM | cp_tony_stark: nerdboy should be:
A) Banned B) Kicked
C) Crucified D) Bludgeoned
Nineaxis: A
An Nerdboy: C
Void | ctf_wiretap: d
Matt: E
Nova|TF2M: C
YM | cp_tony_stark: E) All of the above

 

[The Political Gamer]

Is it just me or did Seba take my job or quote poster? :V

 

[Seba]

21:44 - supersandvich: my dog is plotting a diabolical plan to eat all the brownies
21:44 - supersandvich: I KNOW IT
21:44 - Seba: Put pot in them.

Also: no >_>

 

[Seba]

22:01 - FireSlash: 8 cores. 0% cpu use. and firefox is choking to death trying to play a youtube vid that's fully buffered
22:01 - Tom Cruise: yay flash

 

[Icarus]

Friend: ppl are loving your granary pl map so far
Icarus: lol seriously!?
Friend: but I STILL Havent gotten around to playing it!
Friend: yeah
Icarus: hilarious
Friend: thats the word
Icarus: I would have never expected it
Friend: its on the reg rotation on this server
Friend: they replaced waste with granary, unfortunately

 

[YM]

20 May 2010
18:26 - [DFC] Jakkarra: Makin' more birch trees, i see
18:26 - YM | cp_stark: uh no
18:26 - [DFC] Jakkarra: ...
18:26 - [DFC] Jakkarra: You were not too long agp
18:26 - [DFC] Jakkarra: *ago
18:26 - YM | cp_stark: no I wasnt
18:26 - [DFC] Jakkarra: >.>
18:26 - [DFC] Jakkarra: <.<
18:26 - [DFC] Jakkarra: Your mivestream...
18:26 - [DFC] Jakkarra: Birch stump...
18:27 - [DFC] Jakkarra: *livestream
18:27 - YM | cp_stark: that is on repeat
18:27 - YM | cp_stark: those are from months ago
18:27 - [DFC] Jakkarra: ...
18:27 - [DFC] Jakkarra: FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
18:27 - [DFC] Jakkarra: Now i look silly again
18:27 - [DFC] Jakkarra: damn you
18:28 - YM | cp_stark: my pleasure
[DFC] Jakkarra is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
18:28 - YM | cp_stark: now excuse me whilst I post this in the steam convos thread
18:34 - [DFC] Jakkarra: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Seba]

17:54 - Icarus: is void doing something today?
17:55 - Penguin: getting laid
17:55 - Matt: Being beat up by his step father
17:55 - Matt: You mean there's a difference peng?

 

[lana]

Penguin: Hey void
Penguin: Icarus wanted you
Avoid: i know
Penguin: (in his pants)
Avoid: no it was strictly business
Avoid: (in his pants)

 

[Seba]

20:07 - Matt: Japans censorship is so weird lol
20:07 - An Nerdboy: CENSOR LADY AND GUY PARTS BUT PANTIES ON THE STREETS KEKEKEKE
20:07 - Matt: Breasts are okay
20:07 - Matt: Being INCREDIBLY suggestive is okay
20:08 - An Nerdboy: Did I say breasts?
20:08 - Matt: Actually show the parts? KILL YOURSELF YOU HAVE SHAMED
20:08 - Matt: "lady and guy parts"
20:08 - Matt: I generally put boobies under lady parts in my storage bins
20:08 - Avoid: dicks are okay, but they have to censor whatever is left of the foreskin
20:08 - Avoid: its weird as shit
20:08 - An Nerdboy: Some dicks are fine, some dicks are not
20:08 - An Nerdboy: Watch more porn noob
20:08 - Avoid: Matt stop pooting lady parts in a bin, thats not how one makes woman
20:09 - Penguin: my girlfriend is being violent
20:09 - Penguin: I suspect she is pmsing
20:09 - Matt: Penguin: How long hast his behavior been going on
20:09 - Penguin: I fear for my life
20:09 - Penguin: only a week
20:09 - Penguin: no, she isn;t pregnant
20:09 - Avoid: wait
20:09 - Avoid: did i type pooting

 

[Seba]

20:33 - supersandvich: http://i50.tinypic.com/f5841.jpg
20:33 - Void | ctf_wiretap: http://i50.tinypic.com/f5841.jpg
20:33 - supersandvich: fugly
20:33 - Void | ctf_wiretap: FUCK
20:33 - Void | ctf_wiretap: YOU
20:33 - supersandvich: HAHA
20:34 - supersandvich: http://i46.tinypic.com/rkzqk6.jpg
20:34 - Void | ctf_wiretap: http://i46.tinypic.com/rkzqk6.jpg
20:34 - Void | ctf_wiretap: YOU DICK
20:34 - Seba: ROFL
20:35 - Void | ctf_wiretap: GONNA KILL YOU
20:36 - supersandvich: http://i48.tinypic.com/ne6jh2.jpg
20:36 - Void | ctf_wiretap: http://i48.tinypic.com/ne6jh2.jpg.
20:36 - Void | ctf_wiretap: FUCKINM
20:36 - Void | ctf_wiretap: gfds
20:36 - Penguin: hahah
20:36 - supersandvich: JHAHAHAHSAHHDSADBFFRSFS VOID
20:36 - supersandvich: AHGHAGAGAA
20:36 - supersandvich: AHGAH
20:36 - supersandvich: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1734627/hats/soldier_sargehat_large.png
20:37 - Void | ctf_wiretap: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1734627/hats/soldier_sargehat_large.png.
20:37 - Void | ctf_wiretap: SHIT
20:37 - Void | ctf_wiretap: ASS
20:37 - Void | ctf_wiretap: http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4038/4625755868_cd5637bbcc_b.jpg
[Void finally won]

 

[lana]

You bastard. You quoted me again.