Why do you love steam convos?

[Seba]

21:05 - Anonex: http://i.imgur.com/OCi3f.png
21:05 - Professor Oak-rag: wut
21:06 - H-land: wot
21:06 - Anonex: wat
21:06 - Seba: wat
21:06 - Seba: wet*
21:06 - Professor Oak-rag: wit
21:06 - Anonex: nice save

 

[The Political Gamer]

8:34 PM - supersandvich: woah nine is an admin???!?!??!?!?
8:34 PM - Nineaxis: ?!?!?!?!?!
8:34 PM - flame ♫: ?!?!?!?!
8:34 PM - An Nerdboy: !?!?!??!????!?!??!?!?
8:34 PM - Nova|SWTOR: gajgbvj
8:34 PM - Nova|SWTOR: Thats Spanish
8:34 PM - The Political Gamer: CCCCCCombobreaker
8:34 PM - supersandvich: too many maps
8:34 PM - supersandvich: but i could do reviwes for them after
8:34 PM - Rikka: grazr is in the contest little
8:34 PM - supersandvich: reviews*
8:34 PM - An Nerdboy: I sense much kick in the near future
8:34 PM - Littleedge: ¿¿¿¡¡¡¿¡¡¿¡??¡¡??¿¡?¡¿?¿¡?¿¿¡¿?¿¡
8:35 PM - Littleedge: Oh right Rikka
8:35 PM - Nova|SWTOR: Way to be late
8:35 PM - Littleedge: Right.
8:36 PM - An Nerdboy: But nobody got kicked yet
8:36 PM - An Nerdboy: See?

 

[Penguin]

:41 PM - Anonex: unrelated question
9:42 PM - Anonex: is there a way to block bullets and projectiles
9:42 PM - Anonex: but allow players to pass through
9:42 PM - Penguin: um,no
9:42 PM - Penguin: not to my knowledge
9:42 PM - Anonex: bummer
9:42 PM - Penguin: why?
9:42 PM - Anonex: koth_fall
9:43 PM - Anonex: sniping and soldiers/demomen are a problem from spawn
9:43 PM - Penguin: sniping?
9:43 PM - Penguin: really?
9:43 PM - Anonex: ?
9:43 PM - Penguin: oh fall
9:43 PM - Penguin: nvm
9:43 PM - Anonex: the one where you
9:43 PM - Anonex: fall
9:43 PM - Anonex: I guess that's not very specific after all
9:44 PM - Penguin: I read hail
9:44 PM - Penguin: fail and fall look very similar from a distance
9:44 PM - Anonex: nice freudian slip there
9:44 PM - Penguin: oops
9:44 PM - Anonex: nice to know how you really feel
9:44 PM - Penguin: I totally meant hail
9:44 PM - Anonex: sure you did penguin
9:44 PM - Anonex: sure you did

 

[The Political Gamer]

8:43 PM - Littleedge: NERDBOY
8:43 PM - Littleedge: IMPORTANT
8:44 PM - Littleedge: I think I found your girlfriend on Facebook, Nerd.
8:44 PM - Littleedge: K whatever
8:45 PM - Littleedge: I actually dont care.
8:45 PM - Littleedge: Im too tired to care.
8:45 PM - An Nerdboy: Beautiful
Littleedge disconnected.

 

[Penguin]

5:54 PM - Nineaxis: fucking apocolypse
5:54 PM - Psy: I lol'd - http://imgur.com/vwmvM.jpg - Pokemans
5:54 PM - Nineaxis: a game has been rated higher than ocarina of time
5:54 PM - Littleedge: Do note I mean die as in lose a life and restart.
5:54 PM - Penguin: Which game nine
5:54 PM - Littleedge: Not actually have to use a continue
5:54 PM - Penguin: cause 11/10 is NOT POSSIBLE
5:54 PM - Nineaxis: Super Mario Galaxy 2
5:54 PM - Penguin: HOW
5:54 PM - Penguin: HOW THER FUCK
5:54 PM - Nineaxis: I dunno
5:54 PM - Nineaxis: it's wrong though
5:54 PM - Penguin FUCKING RAGEQUITS NINTENDO
5:54 PM - Nineaxis: WRONG
5:54 PM - Littleedge: Link?
5:55 PM - Penguin: No, Mario
5:55 PM - Nineaxis: http://www.gamerankings.com/browse.html
5:55 PM - supersandvich: THIS IS TRUE http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson655.jpg
drpepper left chat.
5:55 PM - Penguin casually reenters the convo as his joke failed to land

Not to be smug, but that was the most clever joke ever.

 

[Seba]

21:11 - FireSlash: pl_swiftwater, pl_frontier, and ok_cashworks all doing well today
21:11 - FireSlash: only two oranges in the top 10!
21:11 - Penguin: ok?
21:11 - Penguin: ok_cashworks?
21:11 - Matt: /ok?
21:11 - Matt: lol
21:11 - The Political Gamer: lol
21:11 - A Boojum Snark palmfaces
21:12 - A Boojum Snark: look are your keyboard

 

[Seba]

21:16 - Littleedge: Female friend of mine and I conversing: "Oh wow, reading. Need something new to do since TF2 doesn't work?" "No. I've always read before bed and/or at school." "Oh, I'm sorry. I was not aware of your pre-bed activities." "You wish you were. Should I inform you of my lack of pants and the colour of my sheets as well?" "Sure, if you want. But I'll warn you: I might get a little too bothered and hot."
21:16 - Littleedge: God friends are awesome.

 

[cyked]

7:46 AM - The Midget `cBs: I have Stick's uncle's phone number
7:47 AM - StickZer0 | CTF_Mexico: Which one?
7:47 AM - The Midget `cBs: David
7:47 AM - Psy: brb
7:47 AM - StickZer0 | CTF_Mexico: WHAT THE
7:47 AM - StickZer0 | CTF_Mexico: How do you know his name?
7:47 AM - Cyked: ...
7:47 AM - Cyked: .....
7:47 AM - The Midget `cBs has contacts
Psy disconnected.
7:47 AM - Cyked: what about me midget?
7:48 AM - The Midget `cBs: haven't gotten onto you yet
7:48 AM - Aly: Haha
7:48 AM - The Midget `cBs: next on my list is Owlruler's relatives
7:48 AM - Cyked: well thats good i guess
7:48 AM - Aly: My dads name is david
7:48 AM - Aly: Sure you're not tracking him instead
7:48 AM - The Midget `cBs: so Aly is related to Stick
7:48 AM - TMP: Hey midget
7:48 AM - The Midget `cBs: interesting
7:48 AM - Cyked: :O stick is your cousin
7:48 AM - TMP: Do you have any of my relative's phone numbers?
7:48 AM - The Midget `cBs: not yet TMP, however I'm sure your phoner number is hand-rail-216 or something
7:49 AM - StickZer0 | CTF_Mexico: lolol
7:49 AM - TMP: FFFFF
7:49 AM - StickZer0 | CTF_Mexico: Actually, I have cousins in australia
7:49 AM - StickZer0 | CTF_Mexico: *:O
7:49 AM - Aly: :OOOOOOO
7:49 AM - Cyked: :O

 

[Fraz]

14:26 - YM | tinyurl.com/3yhjp8v: the UDK is strong with the fark side of the force
14:26 - Aly: Tis winter
14:27 - Muffin: lol
14:27 - =RCD= Ezekel|Underhanded+Deceit: oh i'm not saying it's not full of functionality. it's just really clunky to use
14:27 - YM | tinyurl.com/3yhjp8v: or as ricardo would say: UDK is powerful with the dark side of the strong

 

[The Political Gamer]

8:28 AM - TMP: IN THE END WE WILL BE ONE
8:29 AM - TMP: oops wrong person

 

[Ida]

Posting this not so much because the chat was funny, I just want to share the awesome hammer bug.

Muffin: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/757189/hydro.jpg
The Midget `cBS bows down to handrail216
Muffin: is that bad?
[GFL] Bermuda Cake: egads
YM | tinyurl.com/3yhjp8v: lol
TMP: UH
[GFL] Bermuda Cake: what
Aly: Dear lord
The Midget `cBS: depends on what it is
[GFL] Bermuda Cake: im staring into the void
=RCD= Ezekel|Underhanded+Deceit: muffin, explain
TMP: WHAT
[GFL] Bermuda Cake: are they all leaks????
TMP: IS THAT
Aly: I am staring into time itself
[GFL] Bermuda Cake:
Cyked: GG muffin
The Midget `cBS: I'm guessing its kinda like a soundscape or something?
The Midget `cBS: I dunno
Aly: You have been chosen Muffin
TMP: Hydro is now a wormhole
Muffin: 1) open hydro
2) graphics card flicker of inevitable hammer crash
3) rainbow asplosion out of nowhere
Aly: Chosen by God
Muffin: btw, hammer didn't crash
The Midget `cBS: kahblooey
[GFL] Bermuda Cake: W into it
[GFL] Bermuda Cake: zoom in
Muffin: there is still a pretty rainbow
Aly: You will not ascend to greatness
StickZer0 | CTF_Mexico: lol Muf
[GFL] Bermuda Cake: the rainbow is the new 216 handrail
=RCD= Ezekel|Underhanded+Deceit: it's LUDICROUS speed!
Muffin: oh, the side view also had a rainbow
Muffin: but it fixed itself
Aly: You shall have a RPG heros life
=RCD= Ezekel|Underhanded+Deceit: hanrail216 is the new rainbow
Aly: And go fishing when you should be saving the world
Muffin: sounds good
Aly: Because every RPG hero does that

 

[Seba]

15:28 - [DFC] Jakkarra: Flame is an asshole
15:28 - [DFC] Jakkarra: He keeps muting me

 

[Seba]

17:46 - Matt: VALVE YOU HAVE BROKEN EP2
17:46 - Matt: WHY
17:46 - Seba: How?
17:46 - Matt: First the medic won't give me any health
17:46 - Matt: Then the advisor scene the guy is in a T pose instead of a ragdoll
17:46 - Penguin: IS THE MEDIC BY CHANCE SELENTIC?

 

[TheTurnip]

10:47 PM - An Nerdboy: I've been trying to contact five people for two hours to get them together for a meeting on Monday
10:47 PM - An Nerdboy: Only two can make it Monay
10:47 PM - An Nerdboy: Okay let's try Tuesday
10:47 PM - An Nerdboy: Tuesday is no better
10:47 PM - An Nerdboy: Someone suggests Saturday
10:47 PM - An Nerdboy: Saturday's tough
10:47 PM - An Nerdboy: We end up with a late ass meeting that will probably accomplish nothing
10:48 PM - An Nerdboy: I'm tired
10:48 PM - An Nerdboy: Shut up
An Nerdboy left chat.
10:48 PM - Ravidge: you're doing it wrong, you dont try to fit into shedules. you MAKE schedules and force people to show up
10:48 PM - Moosε: He left.
10:48 PM - {IC} Quady the Turnip: and...pre-emptively told you to shut up...somehow
10:49 PM - {IC} Quady the Turnip: apparently Nerdboy gains precognitive powers when he's tired
10:49 PM - {IC} Quady the Turnip: and grumpy

 

[cyked]

A Boojum Snark: pl_sewage
A Boojum Snark: blu has to deliever a poo
A Boojum Snark: a deviously large poo
Cyked: heh
A Boojum Snark: so large it will overwhelm red's treatment facility
A Boojum Snark: and make it explode
A Boojum Snark: covering them in poo
Ritz: make this map now because I need to play it
Cyked: well... time for me to model some giant poo
Ritz: I am especially interested in the final explosion
Cyked: booj you work on the poo particle explosion
Moosε entered chat.
Cyked: and ritz, draw me some poo mock ups in flash
A Boojum Snark: particle? needs baked physics.
Cyked: baked poo
Cyked: ...
A Boojum Snark: the poo model would slowly ooze down the buildings
A Boojum Snark: after splattering

 

[lana]

Prestige: ur just so excited to be with the bros, and your so pumped. and you dont even realize i just gave these guys 4 blowjobs

 

[StickZer0]

head_shot_kilingspree entered chat.
13:23 - Professor Oak-rag: leeme gues
13:23 - Professor Oak-rag: bot
13:23 - Anonex: Don't you want free steam games, Oak-rag?
13:23 - Professor Oak-rag: I want free steam games
13:23 - StickZer0: same
13:23 - Professor Oak-rag: But i don't trust robots
13:23 - Aly: Why do we have 3 guests anyway
13:23 - head_shot_kilingspree: hi
13:23 - Professor Oak-rag: Whoa
13:24 - Professor Oak-rag: not a bot?
13:24 - StickZer0: Do you give free steam games?
13:24 - Anonex: wait for it
13:24 - YM: we're about to get trolled
13:24 - StickZer0: no u
13:24 - StickZer0: oh wait
13:24 - DaBeatzProject - Overlook!: steady...
13:24 - Aly: Ah well
13:24 - DaBeatzProject - Overlook!: steady...
[abrefax] -engine ep 3 ? disconnected.
13:24 - StickZer0 arms cannon
13:24 - Professor Oak-rag: I CANT TAKE IT
13:24 - StickZer0: Careful Beatz!
13:24 - Aly: Cloudburst is the most successful map I've ever produced
13:24 - Anonex: he's voice chatting
13:24 - Professor Oak-rag: What
13:24 - Yarr! Pc_Madness: its going to be the complete steam catalog for free
13:24 - StickZer0: TO THE VOICE CHAT!
13:24 - Dat Owlruler: Free tf2 maps are good tf2maps.net
13:24 - Yarr! Pc_Madness: I can feel it!
13:25 - Yarr! Pc_Madness grabs his credit card
13:25 - StickZer0: haha Pc

13:25 - Aly: You guys are scaring him on
13:25 - DaBeatzProject - Overlook!: oh please
13:25 - DaBeatzProject - Overlook!: use push to talk
13:25 - StickZer0: ^
13:25 - Aly: off*
13:25 - DaBeatzProject - Overlook!: i can't stand the "bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
13:25 - StickZer0: lol Oak
13:25 - Anonex: stay on target
13:25 - YM: FREE TF2MAPS www.tf2maps.net REGISTER AND GET THEM NOW FOR FREE
13:25 - YM: FREE TF2MAPS www.tf2maps.net REGISTER AND GET THEM NOW FOR FREE
13:25 - YM: FREE TF2MAPS www.tf2maps.net REGISTER AND GET THEM NOW FOR FREE
13:25 - YM: FREE TF2MAPS www.tf2maps.net REGISTER AND GET THEM NOW FOR FREE
13:25 - YM: FREE TF2MAPS www.tf2maps.net REGISTER AND GET THEM NOW FOR FREE
13:25 - StickZer0: DAAAAAAAAAAYUUUUM
13:25 - DaBeatzProject - Overlook!: SPAM
YM was kicked by Ravidge.

 

[Ida]

Warning: You will not understand what's going on.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/757189/guessthesound.txt

 

[StickZer0]

Good times were had this afternoon. good times indeed

 

[zpqrei]

Good times were had this afternoon. good times indeed

Aye. Good times.