The opposite of the current British government thenI feel like stealing money and giving it to the poor
Don't forget about breaking all your bones, falling off stairs upwards, burning yourself with boiling water and possibly choking on said tea.Make tea.
Technically you're a radioactive symbol, not the embodiment of WW3.Blow shit up and cause WW3. What else?
Technically you're a radioactive symbol
But I'm a nuke.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
But that doesn't mean you're going to immediately blow up. You'll just be a nuclear bomb, sitting on a bed somewhere.
Now, if you were to jump off a tall building before you went to sleep, then maybe you'd turn into a nuke and blow up when you'd hit the ground, but then again that might not be enough time to transform.
I don't think nukes detonate like that.
IIRC there needs to be a trigger that causes a chain reaction, and most nuclear weapons detonate aboveground so if he were to simply fall, then it probably wouldn't detonate.
When it's dropped from a rocket / plane, the computer arms the bomb then the chain reaction occurs.