What would you do if you turned into your icon?

Spacek531

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Hang out on koth_trainsawlazer I guess.

What's one more thing that kills you unexpectedly?
 
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Insult people and make food.
 

Nuke

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Blow shit up and cause WW3. What else?
 

The ProfesSIR

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I guess I'd just float around in space in a suit and top hat... and suffocate due to the lack of oxygen.
 

Tuaam

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Blow shit up and cause WW3. What else?
Technically you're a radioactive symbol, not the embodiment of WW3.

At best you'd spend your days pasted on the concrete wall of a nuclear shelter, slowly eroding as the radiation and chemicals get to you.

Or worse, spend the rest of your days on a radioactive barrel, but you have ~24,000 years to sort life out so
 

Nuke

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SnickerPuffs

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But I'm a nuke.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

But that doesn't mean you're going to immediately blow up. You'll just be a nuclear bomb, sitting on a bed somewhere.

Now, if you were to jump off a tall building before you went to sleep, then maybe you'd turn into a nuke and blow up when you'd hit the ground, but then again that might not be enough time to transform.
 

Zed

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Now I'm imagining a nuke as an animorph.
 

EelLeumas

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I'd become me from 2 years ago, I could change some of my life choices and become a better a person. I like this fiction.
 

Tuaam

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But that doesn't mean you're going to immediately blow up. You'll just be a nuclear bomb, sitting on a bed somewhere.

Now, if you were to jump off a tall building before you went to sleep, then maybe you'd turn into a nuke and blow up when you'd hit the ground, but then again that might not be enough time to transform.

I don't think nukes detonate like that.

IIRC there needs to be a trigger that causes a chain reaction, and most nuclear weapons detonate aboveground so if he were to simply fall, then it probably wouldn't detonate.

When it's dropped from a rocket / plane, the computer arms the bomb then the chain reaction occurs.
 

LeSwordfish

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I don't think nukes detonate like that.

IIRC there needs to be a trigger that causes a chain reaction, and most nuclear weapons detonate aboveground so if he were to simply fall, then it probably wouldn't detonate.

When it's dropped from a rocket / plane, the computer arms the bomb then the chain reaction occurs.

Is your icon "a pedant"?