TF2Maps achievements!

[PC's_Frank]

So, what did you say you fixed again?
Release 2 fixes to your map that do not actually fix any of the problems.

Contrary Mapper
Have a large amount of people to give the same feedback, then do the opposite and have the map be even better.

Competitive Spirit
Learn more about mapping during a contest than you would ever learn otherwise.

How far down is it?
Get 5 players to willingly jump into a pit in one round

I've gotten that first one more times than I can remember.

 

[Muddy]

The Biggest Insult
Have your map RTV'd in under five minutes during an impromptu/gameday

Sally's Wild Ride
Release a map that has no timer or endgame logic (totally by mistake)

Imaginary Friends
Release at least three maps that have human names

 

[Izotope]

FANTAstic
Disqualify yourself from the first contest you enter

Damnit, I earned it.

 

[UKCS-Alias]

Instanception
Use an instance in an instance in an instance in an instance in an instance in your map.

Why should i even care
Try to align every texture even though its out of the playable area (including nodraw)

How does this work again?
Create a new gamemode or a twist to a gamemode and win a contest with it

 

[Crash]

Every time!
Thoroughly check your map for problems before doing your longest compile, build cube maps, pack it, upload it, and post it to your thread, and then immediately find an issue that will drive you insane until you can update again.

Every time! (RC)
Release a RC build of your map only to immediately find a minor issue with it that doesn't justify another update but you will see every time you play it.

 

[UKCS-Alias]

Where's Waldo dev texture edition
Forget to replace a dev texture at a place where allmost nobody sees it until someone mentions it. Then they see it every time.

Fits well with "Every time!"

 

[HQDefault]

Slightly Distracted
Open hammer, fly around in the 3D view for a few minutes, and then leave it minimized behind Reddit and Youtube.

Probably Should Have Guessed
Discover that putting quotes inside an AddOutput makes hammer explode.

Discovering Art
Make a map that you are still proud of 2 years later.

Critical Eye
Start noticing the errors in maps from other games.

Got that one

Slightly distracted 1/1

Didn't get that one

Haven't been here 2 years

I start noticing errors in simply level design in general :cool1:

Professional's eye- Learn how to criticize level design in other games 1/1

 

[HQDefault]

Never too late to correct a mistake
Compile version of a map 20 times before releasing it

Crap!
Release a broken map because you unchecked: "run game after compiling"

Lonely soul
Adopt a map from the orphaned repository

NOPE
Get your map partially implemented into the game until valve decides against it

The amount of maps is TOO DAMN HIGH
Have 4 or more of your maps simultaneously being made at the same time.

 

[radarhead]

NOPE
Get your map partially implemented into the game until valve decides against it

When does this ever happen?

 

[Izotope]

The amount of maps is TOO DAMN HIGH
Have 4 or more of your maps simultaneously being made at the same time.

But there can never be enough maps...

 

[HQDefault]

When does this ever happen?

It's not impossible.

I know it happened with a weapon at least once.

 

[radarhead]

Critical Eye
Start noticing the errors in maps from other games.

Totally happened to me.
There's floating rocks in HL2EP1 and clipping in The Cave.

A lot of errors in Valve games.

 

[Fruity Snacks]

Any Bethesda Game ever is like going to an achievement server for that achievement.

 

[Zed]

"I'll sleep when I'm deeeeead"
Die of exhaustion while mapping.

Undercover Worker
Finish two maps and never release them.

 

[Crash]

"I'll sleep when I'm deeeeead"
Die of exhaustion while mapping.

:thumbup1:

 

[Fantaboi]

Water way to go

Have a map heavily based on water and rain, and have the server break both simultaneously.

 

[hutty]

Tree Hugger

attempt to print a valve map's source code for offline study purposes
stop when you resize turbine takes 1500 pages at 6 point font

Secret Master

release screenshots so obfuscated they may as well never been posted

Priorities 2

miss 3 deadlines because of your mapping obsession

 

[takabuschik]

Tree Hugger

attempt to print a valve map's source code for offline study purposes
stop when you resize turbine takes 1500 pages at 6 point font

Why the hell would you do that?

Any Bethesda Game ever is like going to an achievement server for that achievement.

Got to get that achievment
Join a tf2maps.net hammer achievment server


That just gave me a very bad idea

Multimapper
Make a multiplayer mod for hammer

 

[UKCS-Alias]

Multimapper
Make a multiplayer mod for hammer

Its called instances

 

[Fruity Snacks]

Water way to go

Have a map heavily based on water and rain, and have the server break both simultaneously.

Bonus points to the pun, not the achievement.