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There are some questions in the TF universe--questions like "Is Pyro a boy or a girl?" or "Who will be the tenth class?"--that get asked so often that they become, in a sense, unanswerable.

Then there are the questions nobody has thought to ask. Questions like, "Every time you explain something supernatural in TF2 you say the Soldier angered a magician. Who is the magician?" Questions like, "If the TF mercs went out trick or treating, what costumes would they wear?"




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Pocket

Half a Lambert is better than one.
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Nov 14, 2009
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Whoever they've got writing these is getting better, methinks.
 

Okrag

Wall Staples
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Jun 10, 2009
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What are you guys on about? That was hilarious, not scary.
It looks like this year's boss is a giant floating eyeball

Are you kidding me? I'm not going to get any sleep for the next couple months because of this.
 

WastedMeerkat

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Aug 15, 2009
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How to end spawncamping once and for all : ubertrigger on all spawnrooms.

That sounds like a good idea, actually. But make it something like, if a member of blu team stands in a trigger around the area in front of red spawn for a minute, then the uber trigger in red spawn takes effect. Or this could just be a random feature of some gag map.

Gonna have to agree with the new guy, looks like it was totally ganked from Terraria.

Inb4 demoman shoots eye-lasers.

I thought it looked like Peeps from Regular Show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESLdZQ3OyQU&t=5m30s (Watch for 1 minute and he makes his entrance. If you don't want context, then fine, you impatient child, here.)
 
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fubarFX

The "raw" in "nodraw"
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Jun 1, 2009
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Not in patch notes:
-New trigger to add uber
-Scrolling fog material
hold it, I didn't find the ent triggering the uber yet. might be a hard coded thing triggering it.

and that fog, is a prop. the biggest prop in the game in fact. 17000x8000 hammer unit... yep
 

grazr

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So basically Merasmus is Dr. Orpheus from The Venture Bros.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioEgPlxjDok

I liked the comic but it was like reading an episode of The Venture Bros with TF2 characters. I had kinda hoped for something a little more original.
 

Retroid

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Aug 25, 2009
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Hmm it's awesome and all but all the extra crits/pumpkins/Monoculous/ghosts on a map that's small by even 6v6 standard and now with 33 people... It's a bit of clusterfuck to say the least.
 
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